FARK.com: (6995543) 25 yr old teacher accused of having sex with 16 and 17 yr old boys. Reasonably hittable if you like them nice and curvy

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		25 yr old teacher accused of having sex with 16 and 17 yr old boys. Reasonably hittable if you like them nice and curvy (click2houston.com)		266
		More: Dumbass, Shelley Linder, teacher accused, Brazosport High School

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Sybarite		2012-03-15 09:20:01 AM

Titor's Time Machine		2012-03-15 09:40:17 AM

∞fecta in play?

/can't even keep up at this point

Shakespeare's Monkey		2012-03-15 09:50:09 AM

Yeah, I don't know. That whole roll her in flour and check for the wet spot doesn't really appeal to me.

Because People in power are Stupid		2012-03-15 09:50:28 AM

Like riding a scooter.

PeriRies		2012-03-15 10:01:51 AM

Hittable??

No thanks.

But I bet she could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.

I_Am_Weasel		2012-03-15 10:03:44 AM

16 & 17 year old boys aren't as particular.

bhcompy		2012-03-15 10:36:11 AM

Cute face, probably has low mileage. No problems here.

The_Sponge		2012-03-15 10:39:39 AM

I'd hit it.

DarnoKonrad		2012-03-15 11:07:49 AM

PeriRies: I bet she could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.

Good for towing her home.

/would tow home.

SpikeStrip		2012-03-15 11:22:43 AM

when did fat women usurp the term 'curvy' from actual curvy women?

Bukharin		2012-03-15 11:47:35 AM

She could possibly just have a real round face. I will need to see a body shot.

Rev. Skarekroe		2012-03-15 12:10:30 PM

Bukharin: She could possibly just have a real round face. I will need to see a body shot.

This.
It happens. I went on a date recently where I saw the girl in her car and thought "Oh man, she's gonna be a fat one" but when she got out she really wasn't. Just had a bit of pumpkiny head.

elffster		2012-03-15 12:53:11 PM

Ask Rush what he thinks of her..

cowsspinach		2012-03-15 12:54:17 PM

Curvy? Um.

wambu		2012-03-15 12:54:44 PM

I'd bang her erasers clean.

But the neighbor they interviewed? NO!

AeAe		2012-03-15 12:57:09 PM

She's cute. would be better if she lost 50 lbs.

PowerSlacker		2012-03-15 12:57:39 PM

fat != nice and curvy

chachi88		2012-03-15 12:58:14 PM

Reminds me, I've got a blind date with a curvy one tonight.

/will return with CSBs

Braindeath		2012-03-15 12:58:23 PM

I'd hit it.

Brostorm		2012-03-15 12:58:30 PM

Id do her, Id do that reporter first

proteus_b		2012-03-15 12:58:49 PM

AeAe: She's cute. would be better if she lost 50 lbs.

80 and we'll call it a deal. she does have that "would be cute if not morbidly obese" look to her that some people like...

MoronLessOff		2012-03-15 12:59:19 PM

The_Sponge: I'd hit it.

chachi88: Reminds me, I've got a blind date with a curvy one tonight.

/will return with CSBs

Good luck!

Barry McCackiner		2012-03-15 12:59:38 PM

That is a little more than "nice and curvy".

Ghastly		2012-03-15 12:59:49 PM

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CurveS

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Curve

Learn the difference. It could save your life.

Sin_City_Superhero		2012-03-15 01:00:13 PM

"Curvy", huh? Is that like the word "shapely"? I mean, ROUND is a shape...

bounty		2012-03-15 01:00:36 PM

Not much a 16 year old will say no to

iron_city_ap		2012-03-15 01:01:02 PM

Could we just get a full Pedo page? Put it after Video or something.

JMel		2012-03-15 01:01:08 PM

I do, and i would.

autopsybeverage		2012-03-15 01:01:14 PM

In the teacher's defense, she did mistake the 16- and 17-year-old boys for donuts.

MythDragon		2012-03-15 01:01:27 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Bukharin: She could possibly just have a real round face. I will need to see a body shot.

This.
It happens. I went on a date recently where I saw the girl in her car and thought "Oh man, she's gonna be a fat one" but when she got out she really wasn't. Just had a bit of pumpkiny head.

www.horrortoys.net

I don't know man....I mean, yeah, it's been a few months...but...damn... Maybe a few shots of rums mixed with some vicodin, and I'd hit it...

scandalrag		2012-03-15 01:01:31 PM

Important safety tip: Never fark anyone you can't lift. If it dies on top of you, you won't have to chew your way out.

Unfortunately, that goes for you too, ladies.

andersoncouncil42		2012-03-15 01:02:39 PM

gmoney101		2012-03-15 01:03:08 PM

Q. What have you learnt from FARK.com?

A. That all American, twenty something, female teachers are pedophiles.

Yomoxu		2012-03-15 01:03:13 PM

There is a word for overweight women who are reasonably hittable. It is "zaftig." I ask that fat women return the word curvy to women with actual curves.

Gergesa		2012-03-15 01:03:13 PM

Man alive teachers, keep your pants on. Oh and put down the fork also.

MythDragon		2012-03-15 01:03:32 PM

iron_city_ap: Could we just get a full Pedo page? Put it after Video or something.

It would probably be populated by 75% FBI agents...
I'm not posting anything there.

/having the 4chan party van in my driveway once is enough....

Catlike Typist		2012-03-15 01:04:21 PM

SpikeStrip: when did fat women usurp the term 'curvy' from actual curvy women?

Very shortly after male fashion designers & internet virgins designated any female with unsharp knees as "bloated cow lol."

buckeyebrain		2012-03-15 01:05:17 PM

I'd hit it.

bmalnad		2012-03-15 01:05:31 PM

Cute + Curvy = Yes Please

bighairyguy		2012-03-15 01:05:35 PM

Why yes I do subby, thanks for asking.

quansem		2012-03-15 01:07:12 PM

Very disappointed at the lack of examples of what is considered 'curvy' by the Fark community.

But then: I am at work, so does it really matter?

vudukungfu		2012-03-15 01:07:30 PM

Yomoxu: There is a word for overweight women who are reasonably hittable. It is "zaftig." I ask that fat women return the word curvy to women with actual curves.

The following are used by the morbedly obese:
Zaftig
Curvey
More to love
BBW
Hefty hefty hefty
happy about my size
cuddly
fluffy
voluptuous

If there isn't a bikini pic to accompany the claim,
then citation is needed.

Why you such moo cows?

TheEdibleSnuggie		2012-03-15 01:08:23 PM

...sort of want...

MoronLessOff		2012-03-15 01:09:04 PM

vudukungfu: Yomoxu: There is a word for overweight women who are reasonably hittable. It is "zaftig." I ask that fat women return the word curvy to women with actual curves.

The following are used by the morbedly obese:
Zaftig
Curvey
More to love
BBW
Hefty hefty hefty
happy about my size
cuddly
fluffy
voluptuous

If there isn't a bikini pic to accompany the claim,
then citation is needed.

Why you such moo cows?

I think PAWG is one for the tube sites.

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-03-15 01:09:25 PM

If by "curvy" you mean "fat cow" then that headline is plausible.

Another Government Employee		2012-03-15 01:09:36 PM

Nice face. Like some others have said, she needs to lose some.

Which may be why she's trolling the cradle.

Riotboy		2012-03-15 01:09:36 PM

I'd hit it.

/and get an A+

LeroyBourne		2012-03-15 01:10:58 PM

I love how you guys just keep all subbies walking on egg shells when it comes to 'hitable.'
/ohhh with 'you'd hit pic'
//with omg kill it with fire pic
///this subbs is taking the middle road here

vudukungfu		2012-03-15 01:11:10 PM

MythDragon:
It would probably be populated by 75% FBI agents...
....

Why do they hang out at all the good sites?
Are they pervs?
Don't they have work to do?
What if their boss caught them...BRB, door

Savage Bacon		2012-03-15 01:11:13 PM

Don't usually play the "hit it / not hit it" game, but as a lover of zaftig women, I'd most definitely hit it.

They have lots of love to give.

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