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2012-03-14 11:45:10 PM  
I'm always surprised the reporters have the fortitude not to put "victim" in quotes
 
2012-03-15 12:53:47 AM  
Hittable, therefore innocent.

/Judge has spoken
 
2012-03-15 01:09:37 AM  
www.myconfinedspace.com
 
2012-03-15 01:19:00 AM  
www.ohio.com

With some makeup, that'd be quite agreeable indeed.

/I wonder what it is that drives women to screw 15-year-olds? They never show the picture of the kid, so can someone clue me in?
 
2012-03-15 05:42:22 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: [www.ohio.com image 270x408]

With some makeup, that'd be quite agreeable indeed.

/I wonder what it is that drives women to screw 15-year-olds? They never show the picture of the kid, so can someone clue me in?


I don't understand it either.
 
2012-03-15 06:13:19 AM  
You're damn right I would, Subby.

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2012-03-15 06:16:55 AM  
Niiice.
 
2012-03-15 06:17:00 AM  
Am I the only one here that's had sex with a 15 year old boy? I was 15 at the time and knew it wasn't that great. 20 seconds of sex followed by 30 minutes of "I'm not really gay you know" or "If you tell anyone I'll kill you"

It was just easier to meet married guys at the park.
 
2012-03-15 06:17:48 AM  
I applaud the 15 year old tap-dancingboy for breaking the mold, and going after poontang.
 
2012-03-15 06:20:31 AM  

AbbeySomeone: omnibus_necanda_sunt: [www.ohio.com image 270x408]

With some makeup, that'd be quite agreeable indeed.

/I wonder what it is that drives women to screw 15-year-olds? They never show the picture of the kid, so can someone clue me in?

I don't understand it either.




I suspect its cuz shes kind of a 'ho.

And shes got a 5 and and a 9 year old at home too. Classy.
 
2012-03-15 06:24:37 AM  
But men are the only sexual predators.

As proven by FARK with some new article every day about a female teacher banging her underage students.
 
2012-03-15 06:24:52 AM  
Cuz it's not like a woman could ever use her kitty to get anyone to anything. . There was no relationship where an adult could use their position or sophistication to coerce, deceive, or otherwise manipulate and abuse this child. He just hit it and quit it. Plus she is perfectally healthy to begin with and therefore is incapable of damaging the child in any way.

Dnrtfa but am sick of all this bravoda and high fiving.
 
2012-03-15 06:29:19 AM  
Seriously, how difficult can it be to NOT have sex with your students? It's not exactly a "tripped and landed awkwardly" thing.

/Personally, I've not been having sex for years.
 
2012-03-15 06:31:17 AM  

digitalpirate: Am I the only one here that's had sex with a 15 year old boy? I was 15 at the time and knew it wasn't that great. 20 seconds of sex followed by 30 minutes of "I'm not really gay you know" or "If you tell anyone I'll kill you"

It was just easier to meet married guys at the park.


omnibus_necanda_sunt: [www.ohio.com image 270x408]

With some makeup, that'd be quite agreeable indeed.

/I wonder what it is that drives women to screw 15-year-olds? They never show the picture of the kid, so can someone clue me in?


It's always better when they're crying.

As for why women screw 15 year olds? Some boys develop early, and she probably could see every inch of what he was packing in his dancing outfit.

Future high school and college chicks should thank her for teaching him how to use it.

/at 15 I would have hit that
//3 times in 60 seconds
 
2012-03-15 06:36:54 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: [www.ohio.com image 270x408]

With some makeup, that'd be quite agreeable indeed.

/I wonder what it is that drives women to screw 15-year-olds? They never show the picture of the kid, so can someone clue me in?


Same reason dudes screw fifteen year old girls; it's easy, they have complete control, and there's no intellectual pressure or judgement. In short they're weak minded cowards afraid of adults and complexity.
 
2012-03-15 06:37:55 AM  
FTA: " They trusted her as if she was a family member. They trusted her to take their son, to go on trips and to stay with him, and all that time they were doing that, she was betraying that trust," Howell said."

Seriously, folks, would you send your 15-year-old daughter on trips with her male teacher? Sheesh. Use some (un)common sense. Actually, now that I think of it, the genders are irrelevant. 15 year old kid. Teacher. Don't do it. There, that was easy.
 
2012-03-15 06:38:43 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Cuz it's not like a woman could ever use her kitty to get anyone to anything. . There was no relationship where an adult could use their position or sophistication to coerce, deceive, or otherwise manipulate and abuse this child. He just hit it and quit it. Plus she is perfectally healthy to begin with and therefore is incapable of damaging the child in any way.

Dnrtfa but am sick of all this bravoda and high fiving.


I'm sure this boy is damaged beyond repair. This horrific experience will be with him for the rest of his life. etc. etc.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? A horny 15 year old got to live his fantasy and bang his hot teacher. What's more, he was in dance class, so I'm betting he had some problems with the other guys in school. Now? Fer god sake the only injury I see to this boy is an injured wrist from all the high fives he must be getting.

/and from all the fapping while remembering what he had been hitting
 
2012-03-15 06:41:08 AM  

BigBooper: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Cuz it's not like a woman could ever use her kitty to get anyone to anything. . There was no relationship where an adult could use their position or sophistication to coerce, deceive, or otherwise manipulate and abuse this child. He just hit it and quit it. Plus she is perfectally healthy to begin with and therefore is incapable of damaging the child in any way.

Dnrtfa but am sick of all this bravoda and high fiving.

I'm sure this boy is damaged beyond repair. This horrific experience will be with him for the rest of his life. etc. etc.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? A horny 15 year old got to live his fantasy and bang his hot teacher. What's more, he was in dance class, so I'm betting he had some problems with the other guys in school. Now? Fer god sake the only injury I see to this boy is an injured wrist from all the high fives he must be getting.

/and from all the fapping while remembering what he had been hitting


It seems like a 15 year old hetero boy surrounded by females in tights would be a walking hard on.
 
2012-03-15 06:50:59 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Cuz it's not like a woman could ever use her kitty to get anyone to anything. . There was no relationship where an adult could use their position or sophistication to coerce, deceive, or otherwise manipulate and abuse this child. He just hit it and quit it. Plus she is perfectally healthy to begin with and therefore is incapable of damaging the child in any way.

Dnrtfa but am sick of all this bravoda and high fiving.


Is what she did wrong? yes, but 4 years of hard prison, 2 kids growing up without their mom, no chance of a job afterwards etc is not a healthy punishment. Sounds like the both the kid and women need some counseling not jail time. I'm willing to bet this outcome is going to negatively affect her own kids more than it ever affected this 15 year old.

Is it wrong? yes but this is not something new it's been going on for thousands of years only thing that changed is the thinking that this is the most super harmful thing possible in society.
 
2012-03-15 06:54:40 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: [www.ohio.com image 270x408]

With some makeup, that'd be quite agreeable indeed.

/I wonder what it is that drives women to screw 15-year-olds? They never show the picture of the kid, so can someone clue me in?


TFA says she's still "pleasuring herself during the fantasies [about him] as late as Feb. 10".

Kid must be something special to keep her that turned on. Or else she's just super-pervy.
 
2012-03-15 06:56:35 AM  
there is nothing wrong with this. he is not a victim, he is a hero.
 
2012-03-15 06:57:46 AM  

BigBooper: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Cuz it's not like a woman could ever use her kitty to get anyone to anything. . There was no relationship where an adult could use their position or sophistication to coerce, deceive, or otherwise manipulate and abuse this child. He just hit it and quit it. Plus she is perfectally healthy to begin with and therefore is incapable of damaging the child in any way.

Dnrtfa but am sick of all this bravoda and high fiving.

I'm sure this boy is damaged beyond repair. This horrific experience will be with him for the rest of his life. etc. etc.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? A horny 15 year old got to live his fantasy and bang his hot teacher. What's more, he was in dance class, so I'm betting he had some problems with the other guys in school. Now? Fer god sake the only injury I see to this boy is an injured wrist from all the high fives he must be getting.

/and from all the fapping while remembering what he had been hitting


Have you ever hung around dancers male classical dancers are usually some of the most cocky guys. I've never met a (straight) male dancer who had issues with being picked on, while his friends are playing call of duty he's out playing grab ass with highschool girls (And the teacher) and strutting about with them in spandex
 
2012-03-15 07:00:29 AM  

AbbeySomeone: ...It seems like a 15 year old hetero boy surrounded by females in tights would be a walking hard on.


just fyi
 
2012-03-15 07:04:18 AM  
Consensual, so where's the problem?
 
2012-03-15 07:05:32 AM  
www.plus1clothing.com
 
2012-03-15 07:07:29 AM  

Podmore: I'm always surprised the reporters have the fortitude not to put "victim" in quotes


Beat me to it. I actually put the quotes in as I was reading it, thinking "well there's an editorial mistake of omission."
 
2012-03-15 07:12:00 AM  

ghare: AbbeySomeone: ...It seems like a 15 year old hetero boy surrounded by females in tights would be a walking hard on.

just fyi


I'm pretty sure 15 year old's in general are walking hormone factories. Straight, gay, male, female, it doesn't matter.

Hey I know, lets cut out all sex education and replace it posters that say "Sex outside of marriage is wrong. DON'T DO IT". That should solve all our problems.

I'm in Wisconsin, so we're pretty darn close here.
 
2012-03-15 07:14:25 AM  
And what kind of jackhole sends the mother of his children to prison for his own sexual inadequacies?
Friggin' needledicked rat.


(The probable possible mother of his children.)
 
2012-03-15 07:14:25 AM  

BigBooper: ghare: AbbeySomeone: ...It seems like a 15 year old hetero boy surrounded by females in tights would be a walking hard on.

just fyi

I'm pretty sure 15 year old's in general are walking hormone factories. Straight, gay, male, female, it doesn't matter.

Hey I know, lets cut out all sex education and replace it posters that say "Sex outside of marriage is wrong. DON'T DO IT". That should solve all our problems.

I'm in Wisconsin, so we're pretty darn close here.


Forbidding anything always makes it more alluring. I am in the educate and make available free birth control for everyone who wants it group.

/don't know anything about WI
 
2012-03-15 07:14:53 AM  

AbbeySomeone: omnibus_necanda_sunt: [www.ohio.com image 270x408]

With some makeup, that'd be quite agreeable indeed.

/I wonder what it is that drives women to screw 15-year-olds? They never show the picture of the kid, so can someone clue me in?

I don't understand it either.


I can only guess "stamina" At that age you might not last more than a minute or two, but damn if you're not ready for action again 30 seconds later.
 
2012-03-15 07:15:17 AM  
FTA: "Hunter also classified Sauto as a sexually oriented offender, ordering her to register her address with sheriff's officials every six months for 25 years after her release from prison."

Way to go, Ohio, for keeping this dangerous predator off the streets and bringing the hammer down on this uppity woman who doesn't know how to keep her lady parts hidden and tightly wrapped.

/Sex with a student isn't cool.
//Her eyes have the crazy.
 
2012-03-15 07:18:57 AM  
1 year for sex with a minor? Sounds like she(sunglasses) got off easy.

YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2012-03-15 07:23:24 AM  
How does this woman get prison time for fulfilling every heterosexual 15 year old male's dream?
 
2012-03-15 07:25:59 AM  
I wonder how many teenagers are willing participants in these cases
 
2012-03-15 07:26:47 AM  

Sass-O-Rev: FTA: " They trusted her as if she was a family member. They trusted her to take their son, to go on trips and to stay with him, and all that time they were doing that, she was betraying that trust," Howell said."

Seriously, folks, would you send your 15-year-old daughter on trips with her male teacher? Sheesh. Use some (un)common sense. Actually, now that I think of it, the genders are irrelevant. 15 year old kid. Teacher. Don't do it. There, that was easy.


I'd be high five my son if he boned a hot teacher. Then I'd take him to Denny's for a "Grand Slam" breakfast...
 
2012-03-15 07:26:48 AM  

BigBooper: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Cuz it's not like a woman could ever use her kitty to get anyone to anything. . There was no relationship where an adult could use their position or sophistication to coerce, deceive, or otherwise manipulate and abuse this child. He just hit it and quit it. Plus she is perfectally healthy to begin with and therefore is incapable of damaging the child in any way.

Dnrtfa but am sick of all this bravoda and high fiving.

I'm sure this boy is damaged beyond repair. This horrific experience will be with him for the rest of his life. etc. etc.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? A horny 15 year old got to live his fantasy and bang his hot teacher. What's more, he was in dance class, so I'm betting he had some problems with the other guys in school. Now? Fer god sake the only injury I see to this boy is an injured wrist from all the high fives he must be getting.

/and from all the fapping while remembering what he had been hitting


I doubt he'll ever be able to dance again. Guilty feet...no rhythm...he cheated his friends.
 
2012-03-15 07:28:58 AM  

BigBooper: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Cuz it's not like a woman could ever use her kitty to get anyone to anything. . There was no relationship where an adult could use their position or sophistication to coerce, deceive, or otherwise manipulate and abuse this child. He just hit it and quit it. Plus she is perfectally healthy to begin with and therefore is incapable of damaging the child in any way.

Dnrtfa but am sick of all this bravoda and high fiving.

I'm sure this boy is damaged beyond repair. This horrific experience will be with him for the rest of his life. etc. etc.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? A horny 15 year old got to live his fantasy and bang his hot teacher. What's more, he was in dance class, so I'm betting he had some problems with the other guys in school. Now? Fer god sake the only injury I see to this boy is an injured wrist from all the high fives he must be getting.

/and from all the fapping while remembering what he had been hitting


The fantasy is hot. I get that. Go to erotic literature sites and look at the most popular stories. They are incest stories. They are hot. It's pervy, it's depraved, it's taboo and so wrong. Its HAWT! I get the fantasy. The reality is gross. But thanks for letting everyone know you actually adhered to your HS virginity pledge.
 
2012-03-15 07:31:22 AM  
God Bless America for throwing this monster behind bars. Had she lived in a civilized part of the world, she'd be stoned to death.

Hope her husband is awarded reparations - her two children as slaves.

/jk. How I hate this puritan shiathole of bible thumping cow farkers..
//well done, judge. Ruin woman's life for her husband's dickless refusal to lap up sloppy seconds, like a good cuckold should..
///i'd tap that like a little drummer
 
2012-03-15 07:38:28 AM  

AbbeySomeone: BigBooper: ghare: AbbeySomeone: ...It seems like a 15 year old hetero boy surrounded by females in tights would be a walking hard on.

just fyi

I'm pretty sure 15 year old's in general are walking hormone factories. Straight, gay, male, female, it doesn't matter.

Hey I know, lets cut out all sex education and replace it posters that say "Sex outside of marriage is wrong. DON'T DO IT". That should solve all our problems.

I'm in Wisconsin, so we're pretty darn close here.

Forbidding anything always makes it more alluring. I am in the educate and make available free birth control for everyone who wants it group.

/don't know anything about WI


This thread from yesterday.
Link (new window)

Basically minors having sex is a criminal act, even same age minors. And abstinence is the only thing that's going to be taught. Because we can't teach our children how to do something safely if it's both illegal AND immoral.

Anyways, I agree with you. Human health should be taught at every level. Starting with gender differences in kindergarten (boys have penises!) and starting with human sexuality and reproduction not long afterwords.
Yes that's right, by 2nd grade I think our children should understand how baby is formed. And by the time they hit puberty, they should understand that masturbation is normal and healthy. Not long after that, they should fully understand human sexuality and birth control.

Parents teach right and wrong. Teachers teach the truth. Nothing good can ever come by trying to suppress facts. If parents do their job, and teachers are allowed to do theirs, children will make better choices.
 
2012-03-15 07:41:49 AM  
fantastic subby...my first smile of the day.
 
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2012-03-15 07:43:56 AM  
husband obviously wasn't taking care of bidness.
 
2012-03-15 07:47:14 AM  

ADHD Adult: I wonder how many teenagers are willing participants in these cases


Ah, I remember the outrage when someone would suggest that back when these sex with a minor cases used to just be male teachers with female students.

Sad that we still seem to have the double standard of
Female student: victimized by predator
Male student: hero elevated by goddess

Legally the dude is too young to give consent (but not too young to be tried as an adult, oddly) so it doesn't matter if he was willing. The problem, really, is that she knew that and did it anyway.

But yeah, the relationship was probably mutually beneficial in its own weird psychosexual sort of way. You could say that this is yet another piece of evidence that our venerable code of laws could use a complete overhaul, but in the meantime these are the rules we have.
 
2012-03-15 07:50:18 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: The fantasy is hot. I get that. Go to erotic literature sites and look at the most popular stories. They are incest stories. They are hot. It's pervy, it's depraved, it's taboo and so wrong. Its HAWT! I get the fantasy. The reality is gross. But thanks for letting everyone know you actually adhered to your HS virginity pledge.


Are you really trying to equate what happened here to a father raping his three year old? Or are you just saying that I'm that depraved?

And for your information, I didn't make any HS virginity pledge. Nor did I get any tail. I do remember what it was like to be fifteen though, and had I had a chance to bang the student teacher that assisted the regular hag I had as an English teacher my sophomore year, I would have. I'm sure just about every boy in that class would have done the same. As it was, I'm sure she was the source of countless fantasies; and many sticky gym socks.
 
2012-03-15 07:53:58 AM  
Adult female dance instructor farking 15-year-old male tap dance student. Is this somebody's sick idea of converting a gay kid over to the straight side?
 
2012-03-15 07:55:33 AM  
Speaking as a former 15 year old boy, it is a gross mischaracterization to refer to the lad as a "victim". In my day, we'd have referred to him as "the luckiest son of biatch in the entire school".
 
2012-03-15 07:58:10 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass:
Dnrtfa but am sick of all this bravoda and high fiving.


*brovada

From the Latin for "the Bro Shallows," a popular riverside gathering place for bros in ancient Pompeii, known for wrestling and tales of sexual conquest. Earliest known usage of the term is in the following Pompeiian graffiti exchange (II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767): [Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.] followed in a feminine hand with [Tell it at the Brovada. Maybe someone there will believe you.]

/the more you know
 
2012-03-15 07:58:55 AM  

elvindeath: Speaking as a former 15 year old boy, it is a gross mischaracterization to refer to the lad as a "victim". In my day, we'd have referred to him as "the luckiest son of biatch in the entire school".


I'm sure many agree with this.

mc_madness: How does this woman get prison time for fulfilling every heterosexual 15 year old male's dream?


Because jesus and republicans, that's why.
 
2012-03-15 07:59:07 AM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: ADHD Adult: I wonder how many teenagers are willing participants in these cases

Ah, I remember the outrage when someone would suggest that back when these sex with a minor cases used to just be male teachers with female students.

Sad that we still seem to have the double standard of
Female student: victimized by predator
Male student: hero elevated by goddess

Legally the dude is too young to give consent (but not too young to be tried as an adult, oddly) so it doesn't matter if he was willing. The problem, really, is that she knew that and did it anyway.

But yeah, the relationship was probably mutually beneficial in its own weird psychosexual sort of way. You could say that this is yet another piece of evidence that our venerable code of laws could use a complete overhaul, but in the meantime these are the rules we have.


I didn't raise the issue of double standards. I think teenage girls can be just as willing as teenage boys, especially because women tend to develop sexually before men. But I agree. It's not like this is new phenomena.

/plus some girls are stone-cold crazy
//don't stick your dick in crazy
///and don't fall in love with crazy!
 
2012-03-15 08:01:27 AM  
Apparently nobody RTFA so I'll just leave this here

Sauto gave alcohol to the boy in the time leading up to the offense.

It didn't happen just once, he told the judge.

...

"He drank to the point of passing out."
 
2012-03-15 08:02:43 AM  
After RTFA, it looks like dancy mcslut teacher and her husband, limpy mcgottabegay, haven't been doing it for a while so she grabbed the first willing hard cawk she get her saggy, crotchfruit stretched vag around.
 
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