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2012-03-14 08:34:12 PM
Texas? Planned Parenthood? I smell a set up.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-03-14 08:36:28 PM
Well, this means that all PP must be abolished in the country.
 
2012-03-14 09:15:24 PM

AbbeySomeone: Texas? Planned Parenthood? I smell a set up.


Marion Barry can sympathize.
 
2012-03-14 09:36:13 PM
In defense of the status quo, anyone who works with an org like PP in a place like Lubbock has to be pretty farking strange.
 
2012-03-14 11:36:42 PM
...and not a single abortion was caused.
 
2012-03-15 12:18:28 AM
Those "Entertainment Channel" headlines on the right need some more separation between them:
Charlize Theron adopts baby
Lohan hits man with car
It's a boy for Van Der Beek


Why would Charlize Theron adopt the baby Lohan which hit the man fathered by James Van Der Beek?
 
2012-03-15 12:24:25 AM
timvp.com
 
2012-03-15 12:52:21 AM
Oh ffs.
 
2012-03-15 01:30:14 AM
Every shiathole town has its own CEO????
 
2012-03-15 01:31:58 AM

darkhorse23: Oh ffs.


Don't you just love the ebbs and flows of humanity? Watch this run it's course. I guarantee you it is what right-wing radio runs with to close out the week and we'll see where it leads us.

Hannity will have a very special focus on this important story. Media Research Council will have wall to wall coverage.

Because, you see... This is why America is failing and it's all because of homos and abortions.

They'll fail at the analogy, but they will do so spectacularly.
 
2012-03-15 01:34:52 AM
Well, at least he won't get anyone pregnant.
 
2012-03-15 01:35:12 AM
Did the pro-life Sheriff decide that the Planned Parenthood guy commit a crime by whipping out his dick in front of the urinal in the park bathroom?
 
2012-03-15 01:36:06 AM
The right-wing commentary about this is going to be epic.
 
2012-03-15 01:39:15 AM
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2012-03-15 01:39:36 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

"Why, hellooooo penis!"
 
2012-03-15 01:39:41 AM
Don't hate him because he works for PP. Hate him because he's a CEO.
 
2012-03-15 01:41:46 AM
I'll wait for the details. A local sheriff threatened to arrest my friend for indecent exposure (a sex crime) for pissing on the side of the highway in Arizona
 
2012-03-15 01:41:59 AM

not_an_indigo: Well, at least he won't get anyone pregnant.


Dunno about that. Maybe they'll sentence him to community service donating to the sperm bank to make up for all the babies he's cost us from giving out those free contraceptives
 
2012-03-15 01:45:51 AM
According to Texas Penal Code 21.08, indecent exposure is committed when a suspect exposes his genitals with the intent to arouse the sexual desire of another person.

I'm thinking there's somewhat more to the law than that, or you better hope your significant other doesn't consider your genitals arousing.
 
2012-03-15 01:48:15 AM
Therefore Sarah Palin is now President and Obama has to go herd goats in outer Mongolia.
 
2012-03-15 01:48:40 AM
Planned Pedohood?
 
2012-03-15 01:49:47 AM

Ed Willy: Did the pro-life Sheriff decide that the Planned Parenthood guy commit a crime by whipping out his dick in front of the urinal in the park bathroom?


Usual form is a policeman pretends to be gay in order to entrap a gay man into talking about sex/getting out his dick/anything else htey can manage. Then they arrest him for indecent exposure. Why they are doing this remains a mystery to sane people.
 
2012-03-15 01:51:26 AM

ani23: Every shiathole town has its own CEO????


That's what I was wondering. Is it that the CEO of Planned Parenthood just happens to live in Lubbock? Or... is this guy the "CEO" of Planned Parenthood just for Lubbock.

The CEO and President of the Planned Parenthood Association of Lubbock

Sounds more like the latter...
 
2012-03-15 01:52:42 AM
Awesome disc golf course at that park.
 
2012-03-15 01:53:53 AM

gaspode: Ed Willy: Did the pro-life Sheriff decide that the Planned Parenthood guy commit a crime by whipping out his dick in front of the urinal in the park bathroom?

Usual form is a policeman pretends to be gay in order to entrap a gay man into talking about sex/getting out his dick/anything else htey can manage. Then they arrest him for indecent exposure. Why they are doing this remains a mystery to sane people.


Normally when they do those types of stings they are in a public place that is known for people having sex in public because they have received numerous complaints about it. If people were meeting up and having homo or hetro sex in a park by your house in plain view of people in the park, wouldn't you want the police to do something about it?
 
2012-03-15 01:55:00 AM

depmode98: I'll wait for the details. A local sheriff threatened to arrest my friend for indecent exposure (a sex crime) for pissing on the side of the highway in Arizona


They really need to revamp the sex offender registry. Something that lumps together incestuous pedophile rapists and drunk people who pee places other than toilets is fundamentally flawed, especially when you know how much cops love to escalate offenses.

Not that I'm saying your friend was drunk, but that's the most common way that happens, people get drunk, stumble out of a bar, pee in an alley and get threatened with 'indecent exposure'. Not that I am pro-piss filled alleys, but that is the wrong charge for that. And peeing by the side of the road, honestly, who really cares as long as you walk out a bit and have your back to the cars.
 
2012-03-15 01:57:05 AM

ongbok: gaspode: Ed Willy: Did the pro-life Sheriff decide that the Planned Parenthood guy commit a crime by whipping out his dick in front of the urinal in the park bathroom?

Usual form is a policeman pretends to be gay in order to entrap a gay man into talking about sex/getting out his dick/anything else htey can manage. Then they arrest him for indecent exposure. Why they are doing this remains a mystery to sane people.

Normally when they do those types of stings they are in a public place that is known for people having sex in public because they have received numerous complaints about it. If people were meeting up and having homo or hetro sex in a park by your house in plain view of people in the park, wouldn't you want the police to do something about it?



Maybe something.. maybe not ruining peoples lives and jailing them though?
 
2012-03-15 01:57:23 AM
Sum Dum Gai,According to Texas Penal Code 21.08, indecent exposure is committed when a suspect exposes his genitals with the intent to arouse the sexual desire of another person.
I'm thinking there's somewhat more to the law than that, or you better hope your significant other doesn't consider your genitals arousing.


Give them a break, at least urinating in a bush does not necessarily earn sex offender status.
 
2012-03-15 01:59:03 AM

gaspode: Ed Willy: Did the pro-life Sheriff decide that the Planned Parenthood guy commit a crime by whipping out his dick in front of the urinal in the park bathroom?

Usual form is a policeman pretends to be gay in order to entrap a gay man into talking about sex/getting out his dick/anything else htey can manage. Then they arrest him for indecent exposure. Why they are doing this remains a mystery to sane people.


How else is a homoghey cop going to satisfy his urges without all the other cops laughing at him?
 
2012-03-15 01:59:28 AM

AbbeySomeone: Texas? Planned Parenthood? I smell a set up.


That was my first thought, too...

I grew up around Amarillo, which ran Planned Parenthood out of town. Literally. We used to have a PP in Amarillo that did NOT do abortions (we've NEVER had an abortion provider in Amarillo - not at least for the past 20 years). They ran them out, and a local organization took over the facility and re-named it. Then that went downhill and somebody ELSE took it over & renamed it. Lubbock is where you go for an abortion if you live in the Texas panhandle, southeast New Mexico, or anywhere in the nearby areas.

I just can't shake the feeling that this is all a little too "neat", you know? The idea of the CEO of this evil abortion agency whipping his willy out IN A PARK around small children? Just feels a little too forced...
 
2012-03-15 02:01:14 AM

gaspode: Ed Willy: Did the pro-life Sheriff decide that the Planned Parenthood guy commit a crime by whipping out his dick in front of the urinal in the park bathroom?

Usual form is a policeman pretends to be gay in order to entrap a gay man into talking about sex/getting out his dick/anything else htey can manage. Then they arrest him for indecent exposure. Why they are doing this remains a mystery to sane people.


Because they're still pissed about Lawrence v. Texas?

/Just a guess...
 
2012-03-15 02:03:11 AM
"Can I interest you in a wanding?"
 
2012-03-15 02:03:55 AM

ongbok: Normally when they do those types of stings they are in a public place that is known for people having sex in public because they have received numerous complaints about it. If people were meeting up and having homo or hetro sex in a park by your house in plain view of people in the park, wouldn't you want the police to do something about it?


What's the average BMI?
 
2012-03-15 02:04:13 AM

ongbok: gaspode: Ed Willy: Did the pro-life Sheriff decide that the Planned Parenthood guy commit a crime by whipping out his dick in front of the urinal in the park bathroom?

Usual form is a policeman pretends to be gay in order to entrap a gay man into talking about sex/getting out his dick/anything else htey can manage. Then they arrest him for indecent exposure. Why they are doing this remains a mystery to sane people.

Normally when they do those types of stings they are in a public place that is known for people having sex in public because they have received numerous complaints about it. If people were meeting up and having homo or hetro sex in a park by your house in plain view of people in the park, wouldn't you want the police to do something about it?


Absolutely! I would LOVE it if people could have sex in their own private places without fear that they're going to lose their job/be victims of a hate crime/lose their families/be ostracized from their friends and acquaintances/etc. Wouldn't it be cool if people could have sex with other consenting adults without somebody trying to ruin their life because the person they want to have sex with has the "wrong" genital configuration?

/These things never go after heteros
//It's just another way to go after the evil gheys.
 
2012-03-15 02:07:15 AM

ani23: Every shiathole town has its own CEO????


The USA is going through the cult of the CEO. I've spoken to small business owners who proudly say that they're the CEO of their own business.

Dude, it's a food truck.
 
2012-03-15 02:07:39 AM

NewportBarGuy: Don't you just love the ebbs and flows of humanity? Watch this run it's course. I guarantee you it is what right-wing radio runs with to close out the week and we'll see where it leads us.

Hannity will have a very special focus on this important story. Media Research Council will have wall to wall coverage.

Because, you see... This is why America is failing and it's all because of homos and abortions.

They'll fail at the analogy, but they will do so spectacularl


Yeah. Dammit. With friends like this, who needs enemies?
 
2012-03-15 02:09:17 AM

ongbok: If people were meeting up and having homo or hetro sex in a park by your house in plain view of people in the park, wouldn't you want the police to do something about it?


fuk no. I would want to tape it.
 
2012-03-15 02:11:49 AM
It's not sexual harassment when a liberal does it.

/it was true for Slick Willie, it's still true today
 
2012-03-15 02:18:40 AM

ongbok: gaspode: Ed Willy: Did the pro-life Sheriff decide that the Planned Parenthood guy commit a crime by whipping out his dick in front of the urinal in the park bathroom?

Usual form is a policeman pretends to be gay in order to entrap a gay man into talking about sex/getting out his dick/anything else htey can manage. Then they arrest him for indecent exposure. Why they are doing this remains a mystery to sane people.

Normally when they do those types of stings they are in a public place that is known for people having sex in public because they have received numerous complaints about it. If people were meeting up and having homo or hetro sex in a park by your house in plain view of people in the park, wouldn't you want the police to do something about it?


Yeah, but let's be honest. If you're reasonably attractive and of whatever gender he's into, talking a man into showing you his dick is kinda like trying to talk someone into taking free money from you.

If you catch two people doing it in public, fine. But sending someone out to talk people into it does not seem fair. All kinds of guys who would not commit any kind of sex crime like rape or molestation against a woman could get talked into letting an attractive undercover lady cop sneak a peek if she worked on them for a while. I'm not sure sending out stings of that sort protects the public from danger.
 
2012-03-15 02:20:43 AM

Tatterdemalian: It's not sexual harassment when a liberal does it.

/it was true for Slick Willie, it's still true today


Really?

Well, then, sugartits, come over here and sit on daddy's lap.
 
2012-03-15 02:30:27 AM
As a homosexual male, I hate it when I see guys screwing/acting creepy in parks, locker rooms, etc. It gives the rest of us a ban reputation.

As a homo living in Utah...I can understand not wanting to fark a fat prozac popping wife, though.
 
2012-03-15 02:40:19 AM
Haha!!!
He's one of yours, "libs"!!!
Score one for the conservative team!

/this is how some people actually think
 
2012-03-15 02:42:03 AM

From Lubbock Online - Thornton apologizes to community, steps down as CEO of Planned Parenthood in Lubbock

"I deeply regret creating a situation in my personal life that potentially creates a distraction from these goals, and I apologize to the people in the Lubbock community for the incident," the statement continued. "I will work with my attorney through the appropriate court process to correct any misinformation and take responsibility for errors."
...
The police report lists a 43-year-old male as the alleged victim.

So he was gay in a gay cruising area.

Still don't know if it was a setup.
 
2012-03-15 02:42:44 AM

Tatterdemalian: It's not sexual harassment when a liberal does it.

/it was true for Slick Willie, it's still true today


Sexual harassment? Have you been sniffing glue? Try and follow the conversation, son.
 
2012-03-15 02:46:48 AM
I can't be bothered to look up the liberal responses to the last conservative/republican doing something utterly immoral and depraved, but just pretend I did and copy pasted a few them here... and changed a few words.

That's something actually immoral and depraved, not "something liberals don't like".
 
2012-03-15 03:02:47 AM

HairBolus: From Lubbock Online - Thornton apologizes to community, steps down as CEO of Planned Parenthood in Lubbock "I deeply regret creating a situation in my personal life that potentially creates a distraction from these goals, and I apologize to the people in the Lubbock community for the incident," the statement continued. "I will work with my attorney through the appropriate court process to correct any misinformation and take responsibility for errors."
...
The police report lists a 43-year-old male as the alleged victim.
So he was gay in a gay cruising area.

Still don't know if it was a setup.


He wasn't set up, he was exposed.
 
2012-03-15 03:20:13 AM

AbbeySomeone: Texas? Planned Parenthood? Male CEO? I smell a set up.


FTFY
 
2012-03-15 03:21:24 AM

goatleggedfellow: ...and not a single abortion was caused.


...if he was quick enough, there was.

/You say life begins at conception, I say life begins in the testicles and the ovaries. S'only fair.
 
2012-03-15 03:24:02 AM

impaler: ongbok: If people were meeting up and having homo or hetro sex in a park by your house in plain view of people in the park, wouldn't you want the police to do something about it?

fuk no. I would want to tape it.


What if it was bums having nasty stinky homeless person sex?
 
2012-03-15 03:28:06 AM
I would guess he was gay cruising, and some deputy managed to bag a trophy homo in their own version of Night of The Long Knives.

state mandated vaginal probes for the ladies....

fascists run the state of Texas. At all levels of government. Everyone that lives there is complicit. Do something about it, or leave.


Farkers have to take a long look in the mirror and decide who they want to represent them.
 
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