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(Sun Sentinel)   TSA says passengers over 75 will be allowed to keep shoes on and largely avoid pat downs at Orlando International Airport, as most of the screeners there complain about having to touch people that old   ( divider line
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2012-03-14 11:11:01 PM  
3 votes:


Seriously, this.

They're already about to die, they might as well take an airplane full of people with them.

Fortunately, they won't be able to figure out how to set the timer on the detonator. Then you'll have some old guy next to you complaining that the clock attached to his stick of dynamite is flashing 12:00.
2012-03-14 10:16:11 PM  
2 votes:
2012-03-15 12:28:26 AM  
1 vote:


Old people are hard to recruit. What are they going to do with 72 virgins?

Tell them a bunch of stories about how much better virgins were back in the day.

So, the Islamic version of Heaven is hell?

I would have to say that spending eternity with a bunch of partners who don't know anything about sex would be pretty damn close.
2012-03-14 11:40:33 PM  
1 vote:
Age discrimination lawsuit. Cool.
2012-03-14 11:16:48 PM  
1 vote:
Under 10, mandatory pat down...
2012-03-14 11:07:18 PM  
1 vote:

Sgygus: Orlando Sanford International. My bad.

Get it right.

You big dummy.
2012-03-14 11:01:05 PM  
1 vote:
"It gives our officers more time to focus on those who present more of a threat," said TSA spokeswoman Sari Koshetz.

Like ten year old kids or mothers who are carrying their breastmilk in their carry-ons.
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