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(Sun Sentinel)   TSA says passengers over 75 will be allowed to keep shoes on and largely avoid pat downs at Orlando International Airport, as most of the screeners there complain about having to touch people that old   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 4
    More: Florida, Orlando International Airport, TSA, O'Hare International, knee replacements, LaGuardia Airport, passengers  
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2012-03-14 08:00:09 PM  
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ATTENTION TERRORISTS: USE ELDERLY SUICIDE BOMBERS
2012-03-15 12:59:17 AM  
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The TSA suck from beginning to end. There is absolutely nothing they have done that warrants their existence. If they have accomplished anything besides annoy the general public and slow airline traffic to the point no one *wants* to fly, I challenge anyone to show where and when their existence made a positive difference.

I challenge *anyone* to provide credible proof that they have accomplished anything aside from sucking the bone marrow funding of taxes from Americans that can least afford it.

Anyone?
2012-03-15 12:28:26 AM  
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Gyrfalcon: BSABSVR: Sgygus: VIDEOWALLART: ATTENTION TERRORISTS: USE ELDERLY SUICIDE BOMBERS

Old people are hard to recruit. What are they going to do with 72 virgins?

Tell them a bunch of stories about how much better virgins were back in the day.

So, the Islamic version of Heaven is hell?


I would have to say that spending eternity with a bunch of partners who don't know anything about sex would be pretty damn close.
2012-03-14 09:04:21 PM  
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And they still ignore other passengers, such as those with various trauma syndromes who cannot deal with being touched. :/
 
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