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(Sun Sentinel)   TSA says passengers over 75 will be allowed to keep shoes on and largely avoid pat downs at Orlando International Airport, as most of the screeners there complain about having to touch people that old   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 75
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2012-03-15 01:38:27 AM  

CasperImproved: If you are okay with it, I have a pic about $2 that should make you grin.


dooo eeet!!!
 
2012-03-15 01:42:03 AM  

here to help: CasperImproved: If you are okay with it, I have a pic about $2 that should make you grin.

dooo eeet!!!


I'd rather you keep it in your imagination.

But again, you did manage to make me smile.

Is it possible you have more to offer than irritation?
 
2012-03-15 01:44:02 AM  

CasperImproved: Is it possible you have more to offer than irritation?


Sorry, I specialize in fungal infections.
 
2012-03-15 01:46:31 AM  
If the security screener at farking Ben gurion airport don't give a shiat about your shoes it's a good bet checking your shoes is a bunch of kabuki security theater bullshiat
 
2012-03-15 01:49:49 AM  

depmode98: If the security screener at farking Ben gurion airport don't give a shiat about your shoes it's a good bet checking your shoes is a bunch of kabuki security theater bullshiat


I'm told that the way they do it in Israel doesn't apply to America for some reason that has to do with the fact they know about terrorism and we know about freedoms.
 
2012-03-15 02:53:40 AM  

BSABSVR: Sgygus: VIDEOWALLART: ATTENTION TERRORISTS: USE ELDERLY SUICIDE BOMBERS

Old people are hard to recruit. What are they going to do with 72 virgins?

Tell them a bunch of stories about how much better virgins were back in the day.


Are you my virgins!? ....did they say that they'd be female vigins? ....Holy Crap! ^
 
2012-03-15 04:03:22 AM  
I'd much rather sit next to a screaming baby with a full diaper than an old geezer with a full diaper.
 
2012-03-15 04:31:26 AM  

depmode98: If the security screener at farking Ben gurion airport don't give a shiat about your shoes it's a good bet checking your shoes is a bunch of kabuki security theater bullshiat


t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-03-15 04:43:04 AM  

depmode98: If the security screener at farking Ben gurion airport don't give a shiat about your shoes it's a good bet checking your shoes is a bunch of kabuki security theater bullshiat

 
2012-03-15 04:52:45 AM  
I can understand this, I wouldn't want to have to touch people that old either.
 
2012-03-15 05:59:41 AM  

Gyrfalcon: depmode98: If the security screener at farking Ben gurion airport don't give a shiat about your shoes it's a good bet checking your shoes is a bunch of kabuki security theater bullshiat

I'm told that the way they do it in Israel doesn't apply to America for some reason that has to do with the fact they know about terrorism and we know about freedoms.


Has to do with the following:
1. Really small country
2. limited ways to enter the country through airports so they only need to provide a smaller contingent of Mossad in those countries.
3. All international flights leave through Ben Gurion (see #2)
4. Armed security on El-Al flights

Pretty simple.
Personally I think I think they should give guns to everyone on a plane.
 
2012-03-15 06:17:03 AM  

rikkards: Gyrfalcon: depmode98: If the security screener at farking Ben gurion airport don't give a shiat about your shoes it's a good bet checking your shoes is a bunch of kabuki security theater bullshiat

I'm told that the way they do it in Israel doesn't apply to America for some reason that has to do with the fact they know about terrorism and we know about freedoms.

Has to do with the following:
1. Really small country
2. limited ways to enter the country through airports so they only need to provide a smaller contingent of Mossad in those countries.
3. All international flights leave through Ben Gurion (see #2)
4. Armed security on El-Al flights

Pretty simple.
Personally I think I think they should give guns to everyone on a plane.


Seconded. (new window)
 
2012-03-15 07:48:10 AM  
LOSHAWNDA HEY LOSHAWNDA GURL I WAS HAD BEEN TALKIN TO THAT BOY BUT HE CRAZY GURL

i44.tinypic.com

NEEEEEEEEEEEEXT

/American tax dollars at work
 
2012-03-15 07:50:38 AM  
i44.tinypic.com
i42.tinypic.com

/American tax dollars at work
 
2012-03-15 07:52:24 AM  

VIDEOWALLART: ATTENTION TERRORISTS: USE ELDERLY SUICIDE BOMBERS


While I mostly think any of these policies are a joke... THIS. This isn't like buying beer at the ABC, just because you look old doesn't mean you shouldn't be asked to prove you don't have a bomb.
 
2012-03-15 08:00:54 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I went to pick up a pizza tonight from the local pizza joint, and there were a bunch of old people standing in the entrance area waiting for their elderly friend to.pay, and when I opened the door one of the old women jumped like I had screamed at her or something, apparently the air pressure change when I opened the door startled her. Anyway, her husband grabbed her and gave me a dirty look.

/I know, I know, csb


You MONSTER!
 
2012-03-15 08:28:43 AM  
People, who are williing to die in a suicide attack for their cause, very rarely get old.


rikkards: 4. Armed security on El-Al flights


There's something really cool about having your scotch served by a fully armed soldier. They'll fluff your pillow too.
 
2012-03-15 08:37:17 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Stop biatching, everyone, they're slowly beginning the withdrawal.

Sloooooooowllyy, but still.


They always pull out before they shove it back in....Nice and slow.

/hmm, reminds me of something.
 
2012-03-15 10:29:00 AM  
To the commenters seriously entertaining the notion that the reason we haven't had a rash of suicide bombers on airplanes is because of TSA patdowns: Die. Just die right now, you cowardly morons. We haven't had a rash of suicide bombers BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY SUICIDE BOMBERS in America. If we did, they'd have blown up a bunch of buses and shiat already.

/Lock the cockpit doors and screen foreign travelers better.
//Problem solved, move along.
 
2012-03-15 10:55:51 AM  

Gyrfalcon: depmode98: If the security screener at farking Ben gurion airport don't give a shiat about your shoes it's a good bet checking your shoes is a bunch of kabuki security theater bullshiat

I'm told that the way they do it in Israel doesn't apply to America for some reason that has to do with the fact they know about terrorism and we know about freedoms.


Also would require the screeners to have REAL training. Possibly a degree in psych. Good luck americans. Between TSA and norder gusrds asking me which country im coming out of, (at the foot of a bridge to canada, no joke) i now refuse to travel there.
That security guard likely put me on a file for asking him to repeat that as now they stop me every time in my personal vehicle and do a full inspection.
 
2012-03-15 11:07:15 AM  

VIDEOWALLART: ATTENTION TERRORISTS: USE ELDERLY SUICIDE BOMBERS


ATTENTION MORAN. THERES NO SUCH THING AS A TERRORIST. 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB. INSIDE MEANING "WE"RE DOING IT FOR TEH GHAY"
 
2012-03-15 12:30:56 PM  
Next off the list: white people?
 
2012-03-15 02:14:37 PM  

Jument: Next off the list: white people?


you say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2012-03-15 02:18:18 PM  

Jument: Next off the list: white people?




Just for you
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-03-15 05:13:46 PM  

mongbiohazard: EggSniper: FTFA "It gives our officers more time to focus on those who present more of a threat,"

Translation: This is one of many meaningless aspects of our security theater that has caused a great deal of strife for our public relations so we're going to do away with it for the loudest complainers people who ACTUALLY show up and VOTE and might force us to be done away with if we don't stop harassing them, but BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA everyone's still potentially a terrorist who will kill you without our incompetent apes protecting you by violating your basic human rights and stealing your valuables. You're welcome.

FTFY - I think you were pretty close though.


Pre-farking-cisely what I was thinking.
 
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