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(MSNBC)   Blagojevich begins his 14-year prison term with a final statement: "Death is but a door, time is but a window- I'll be back"   (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 172
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2012-03-14 07:28:19 PM
Please, take the DOOR, Rod! The Door!
 
2012-03-14 07:29:54 PM
"The laws you mention are but the buzzing of flies to Lord Blago!"
Soon to be someone's "bottom".
 
2012-03-14 08:02:40 PM
It's not death honey.

It's your new cellie with your housewarming gift.
 
2012-03-14 08:03:19 PM
Wow.

What a creepy super villain thing to say.
 
2012-03-14 08:07:23 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Wow.

What a creepy super villain thing to say.


Did he really say this? Or is this a quote from the bad guy in a Hellraiser movie?
 
2012-03-14 08:15:08 PM

Any Pie Left: "The laws you mention are but the buzzing of flies to Lord Blago!"
Soon to be someone's "bottom".


Wasn't he also "Blago the Butch?"
 
2012-03-14 08:20:15 PM
Has he convinced himself he's Peter Florrick or something?
 
2012-03-14 08:53:44 PM

Roook: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow.

What a creepy super villain thing to say.

Did he really say this? Or is this a quote from the bad guy in a Hellraiser movie?


There's no proof that he actually said this (afaik) so I'm going to take the headline as tongue-in-cheek.
 
2012-03-14 09:32:00 PM
I believe it was lifted from Ghostbusters II. from Lord Vigo.
 
2012-03-15 12:07:56 AM
I still think it's ridiculous that his hairpiece gets its own cell.
 
2012-03-15 12:09:35 AM

Any Pie Left: I believe it was lifted from Ghostbusters II. from Lord Vigo.


Correct.
 
2012-03-15 12:28:23 AM

Fair_Poopsmith: Any Pie Left: "The laws you mention are but the buzzing of flies to Lord Blago!"
Soon to be someone's "bottom".

Wasn't he also "Blago the Butch?"


NO! I, Ray, am Blago, and rule the Earth! Begone, you pitiful half-men!
 
2012-03-15 01:23:32 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-03-15 01:27:31 AM
img.myconfinedspace.com

Oh, Internet...
 
2012-03-15 03:28:00 AM
Just goes to show that if you want to make a profit on selling valuable things, you shouldn't be in political office.
 
2012-03-15 03:31:02 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Roook: The My Little Pony Killer: Wow.

What a creepy super villain thing to say.

Did he really say this? Or is this a quote from the bad guy in a Hellraiser movie?

There's no proof that he actually said this (afaik) so I'm going to take the headline as tongue-in-cheek.


There's no proof he didn't say it, either.
 
2012-03-15 03:32:07 AM
I drink the vomit of the priests, make love with the dying whore, I suck the blood of the beast, and hold the key to deaths door.

-Rob Blagojevich
 
2012-03-15 03:33:19 AM
Rod's prison name will be "Doorknob".
Everyone will get their turn.
 
2012-03-15 03:33:34 AM
Be hilarious if they shave his head and post his inmate photo...
 
2012-03-15 03:37:39 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: [img.myconfinedspace.com image 640x494]

Oh, Internet...


I know what the problem is here, it's Carpathian kitten loss... he just misses his kitten.
 
2012-03-15 03:38:39 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: [img.myconfinedspace.com image 640x494]

Oh, Internet...


Pictured: Lord Vigo now no longer suffers from Carpathian Kitten Loss.

/The joyfulness is over!
//Why am I drippings with goo?
 
2012-03-15 03:39:39 AM

Tsar_Bomba1: Be hilarious if they shave his head and post his inmate photo...


They won't dare. His hair would rip apart the electric razor and disembowel the barber with the pieces.
 
2012-03-15 03:39:45 AM
Blago's downfall was Obama's warning shot against anyone else who wanted to fark with him.
 
2012-03-15 03:44:42 AM
how are these violations supposed to happen if he has his own cell?
 
2012-03-15 03:49:20 AM
Look, it's not his fault he has a headcrab disguised as a bad wig.
 
2012-03-15 03:54:33 AM
"There will be hell toupee!"
 
2012-03-15 03:56:55 AM
Not really a fan of the people was he?
So, how old was he when he died?
 
2012-03-15 04:05:20 AM
i632.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-15 04:09:22 AM
His conviction is bullshiat. He didn't do anything that isn't standard practice by people on both sides of the aisle.

/not trolling
 
2012-03-15 04:10:37 AM
marion berry says a biatch set him up.
 
2012-03-15 04:12:13 AM
They may be a door and a window but if you are outside and the door and window are locked....
 
2012-03-15 04:15:42 AM

Hewy65: His conviction is bullshiat. He didn't do anything that isn't standard practice by people on both sides of the aisle.

/not trolling



It's also standard practice to not get caught. That's his real crime.
 
2012-03-15 04:16:08 AM
Fourteen years seems like a lot for influence peddling.
 
2012-03-15 04:16:49 AM
His hair is too pretty for prison.

Betcha the bidding starts at two cartons.
 
2012-03-15 04:17:22 AM

Crudbucket: There's no proof he didn't say it, either.


Of course not. We'd have to have a transcript of everything he's ever said in his life to disprove it.
 
2012-03-15 04:23:18 AM
I hope he read My Fall From Grace and understands that whatever the 'prep team' his lawyers provided him with to get ready for Prison said...he won't have it easy. Lasky found that out the hard way.
 
2012-03-15 04:41:33 AM
My 93 year old super ultra Republican hates Obama and black people and even the brown squirrels not the red ones was genuinely saddened when fox news said he was serving a 14 year sentence.

seems a bit harsh. what to rapers and accidental murders get, probably close to that.
 
2012-03-15 04:44:52 AM

Hector Remarkable: I still think it's ridiculous that his hairpiece gets its own cell.


Would YOU want to spend 14 years alone in a cell with that.....that THING??? [shudder]
 
2012-03-15 04:50:20 AM

Hewy65: His conviction is bullshiat. He didn't do anything that isn't standard practice by people on both sides of the aisle.

/not trolling


THIS.
 
2012-03-15 05:00:25 AM
As a resident of Chicago for 20+ years, someone who has lived mere blocks from Rod's Ravenswood home and a lifelong Democrat - 14 years was not enough. He should have been given life with abusing the public trust for well over a decade.
 
2012-03-15 05:06:05 AM
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

-Rob Blagojevich
 
2012-03-15 05:11:15 AM

maddermaxx: [i632.photobucket.com image 495x396]


Oh it was his HAIR that returned
 
2012-03-15 05:12:46 AM

sethstorm: Hewy65: His conviction is bullshiat. He didn't do anything that isn't standard practice by people on both sides of the aisle.

/not trolling

THIS.


Too true. He's that overly egregious and prominent case of corruption that got prosecuted because A) He'd lost friends on both sides of the aisle by that point and B) It's the shining example they will now hold up about how "something's getting done" about corruption. Until the next one. Think Martha Stewart was also one of these cases.

And yeah "something getting done" > "nothing getting done". Just sayin'.
 
2012-03-15 05:16:32 AM

Aquadyne: As a resident of Chicago for 20+ years, someone who has lived mere blocks from Rod's Ravenswood home and a lifelong Democrat - 14 years was not enough. He should have been given life with abusing the public trust for well over a decade.


Why stop with him? He wasn't the first, he was just stupid enough to get caught. As a state we've had corruption trials since the 2nd year of our Statehood. We're oldhat when it comes to corruption, especially in the city itself.
 
2012-03-15 05:22:37 AM

Hewy65: His conviction is bullshiat. He didn't do anything that isn't standard practice by people on both sides of the aisle.

/not trolling


Oh Hewy, did you back the wrong horse.

/Would you hose him, please?
 
2012-03-15 05:27:21 AM
How many innocent people died as a result of Blagojevich's actions?

How many innocent people died as a result of George W. Bush's actions?

And which one is going to prison?
 
2012-03-15 05:31:54 AM

DeathByGeekSquad: Aquadyne: As a resident of Chicago for 20+ years, someone who has lived mere blocks from Rod's Ravenswood home and a lifelong Democrat - 14 years was not enough. He should have been given life with abusing the public trust for well over a decade.

Why stop with him? He wasn't the first, he was just stupid enough to get caught. As a state we've had corruption trials since the 2nd year of our Statehood. We're oldhat when it comes to corruption, especially in the city itself.


Good question. Why stop with him?

They need to catch the rest of those crooks.
 
2012-03-15 05:31:58 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Wow.

What a creepy super villain thing to say.


You're implying that that's inappropriate somehow? Because he's pretty much a stereotypical diabolical mastermind, albeit kind of a small-timer.
 
2012-03-15 05:56:56 AM
Some neighbors were signing a banner hung over a railing on Blagojevich's house that read, "Thanks Mr. Governor. We Will Pray."

So, you think you petition the Lord with prayer.

Petition the Lord with prayer

Petition the Lord with prayer

YOU CAN NOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER!!!!
 
2012-03-15 06:02:13 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: YOU CAN NOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER!!!!


Where's God when you need Him?

static.tvguide.com
 
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