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2012-03-15 12:23:31 AM
Fall in Light:

Ooh boy, so I'm learning. I was born and raised in the progressive bubble that is Madison, then moved to Milwaukee. Even my conservative family in the Fox Valley area is of the non-political, that's-your-business strain. I'm young and haven't been too involved in state politics for very long, so this is all a bit of a shock to my view of Wisconsin. But then again, it seems like a lot of people are surprised by the level of derpitude emerging all over the country.


I grew up in the Deep South (South Carolina) and moved to Milwaukee with my family in 1991. (I moved to Madison five years ago) The level of derp in Waukesha, Washington, and Ozaukee Counties at times made South Carolina look downright enlightened.

I think though the recall probably will go through because it wasn't just just Madison, Milwaukee, Racine-Kenosha, Janesville, and LaCrosse signing petitions; a fair percentage of the North Woods has had enough of Walker too.
 
2012-03-15 12:23:32 AM
Oh FFS. I actually had a sarcastic thought when I read that headline. "Let me guess, another WI GOP shiatstain." Then I clicked the article, and guess what.

I love my state so much, but we have really shiat the bed over the last year. These backwards farks need to get kicked out in numbers come June 5th. Then, the ones who aren't up for recall need to lose their seat next time around. It is unacceptable for people like this to have power in WI.
 
2012-03-15 12:25:18 AM
WorldCitizen
Seriously. I wonder if Nader Al Gore ever has trouble sleeping at night thinking about all the people who might not have died related to the Iraq war if Gore would have won Florida with the votes Nader took there by trying harder.

those 96,837 votes Nader got were WAY more important than the 2.9 million votes Bush got
 
2012-03-15 12:27:01 AM
OgreMagi: WorldCitizen: OgreMagi: /vote third party, because voting for the lessor of two evils is still voting for evil

I tell you what, I will be happy to vote 3rd party when it comes a time that doing so doesn't just mean that the GREATER of the 2 evils is even more likely to get elected.

I wish we didn't even have parties but instead chose our best and brightest as candidates and elected them as individuals. I certainly do not believe in loyalty to a party. However, I also am not about to do something in some vain protest that makes it even more likely that the person MOST ideologically opposed to me is going to be in power.

Personally, I don't believe it makes any difference whether a democrat or a republican is in office. The outcome will be the same regardless of who wins the election. Once you accept this, you can vote however you wish with a clear conscious.


Right, because the Republican House has proven exactly that.

Democrats are moving in favor of same-sex marriage. There have been bills put forward by Democrats in Congress to allow same-sex partners of US citizens to immigrate to the US. Republicans would not support these things in a millions years either as legislatures or as executives signing off on a bill. As someone separated from his partner because of not having the same partner immigration rights as straight people, I have a bit of a disagreement with you there.
 
2012-03-15 12:27:17 AM
RanDomino: WorldCitizen
Seriously. I wonder if Nader Al Gore ever has trouble sleeping at night thinking about all the people who might not have died related to the Iraq war if Gore would have won Florida with the votes Nader took there by trying harder.

those 96,837 votes Nader got were WAY more important than the 2.9 million votes Bush got


When the election was decided by 300 some odd votes in Florida, Nader definitely mattered.
 
2012-03-15 12:27:34 AM
what_now: Everyone must serve the government is only a bad idea if you have a bad government. This works pretty well in Sweden.

Don't let him get away with that silly attempt to frame the issue. Public service is not "serving the government" - it's serving the public.
 
2012-03-15 12:30:21 AM
muck4doo: Gyrfalcon: muck4doo: Gyrfalcon: The Why Not Guy: muck4doo: As long as you get to decide what is hate speech.

I love how you turn a story about a Conservative wanting to ban divorce into "Liberals want to run my life and he's not really a Conservative anyway."

"It's all about me and how THEY'RE ruining my life because I'm special."

You're smarter than that.

So are you, mucky. I'm startled to find you supporting these yahoos at this stage of the game. You're really a true Conservative, and I usually acknowledge your tendency to be reasonable about most things.

Why aren't you out there beating some sense into these fools' heads?

Who am I supporting judging by my comments in this thread?


I mean in general. I wasn't paying attention to this thread after I posted that one time.
 
2012-03-15 12:30:43 AM
OgreMagi: /vote third party, because voting for the lessor of two evils is still voting for evil

Allowing the greater evil to win would still be more evil. You know, because it's a greater evil.

/well... either evil or stupid
 
2012-03-15 12:31:17 AM
WorldCitizen: OgreMagi: WorldCitizen: OgreMagi: /vote third party, because voting for the lessor of two evils is still voting for evil

I tell you what, I will be happy to vote 3rd party when it comes a time that doing so doesn't just mean that the GREATER of the 2 evils is even more likely to get elected.

I wish we didn't even have parties but instead chose our best and brightest as candidates and elected them as individuals. I certainly do not believe in loyalty to a party. However, I also am not about to do something in some vain protest that makes it even more likely that the person MOST ideologically opposed to me is going to be in power.

Personally, I don't believe it makes any difference whether a democrat or a republican is in office. The outcome will be the same regardless of who wins the election. Once you accept this, you can vote however you wish with a clear conscious.

Right, because the Republican House has proven exactly that.

Democrats are moving in favor of same-sex marriage. There have been bills put forward by Democrats in Congress to allow same-sex partners of US citizens to immigrate to the US. Republicans would not support these things in a millions years either as legislatures or as executives signing off on a bill. As someone separated from his partner because of not having the same partner immigration rights as straight people, I have a bit of a disagreement with you there.


Not to mention that whoever is the next president is going to be appointing one or more supreme court justices, and an Obama appointee is going to rule quite differently than a Romney of Santorum appointee would. Whoever lands on the Supreme Court within the next four years is very likely going to be the deciding factor on all sorts of issues, DOMA and marriage equality included.
 
2012-03-15 12:33:42 AM
smeegle: remember the good times, back before things took an abusive turn, and maybe you'll fall in love again.

Thats just got red neck country song written all over it.

Here's a hint ladies. Hit me even once and its OVER forever. DONE Cya bye.


I hope some rogue intern cues up Martina McBride's "Independence Day" as this guy is walking onstage at his next event. Chances are he'd love it, totally missing the point.
 
2012-03-15 12:33:49 AM
rynthetyn
When the election was decided by 300 some odd votes in Florida, Nader definitely mattered.

Yes, yes, keep blaming that scapegoat. Maybe some day Nader will announce he's a loyal Democrat and always has been in his heart, and Gore will retroactively be declared the winner in 2000, and all the dead Iraqis will pop back to life, and for some reason Kerry will retroactively win in 2004 for reasons unrelated to anything the Democrats did wrong (since that is, as we've established, impossible).
 
2012-03-15 12:36:04 AM
Biological Ali: OgreMagi: /vote third party, because voting for the lessor of two evils is still voting for evil

Allowing the greater evil to win would still be more evil. You know, because it's a greater evil.

/well... either evil or stupid


Continuing to put self-serving corrupt assholes in office because of a false perception that it's better than the alternative is more evil.

Think of it as breaking a drug addiction. Keep doing the drugs and keep destroying yourself, but eventually you'll reach a point of no return while you held off for a miracle cure. Or, quit doing drugs now. It's going to suck A LOT for a while, but eventually things will get better.
 
2012-03-15 12:36:59 AM
Biological Ali
Allowing the greater evil to win would still be more evil. You know, because it's a greater evil.

lesser evil vs greater evil, T.I.N.A. Trying to do anything else to make this system obsolete *while* temporarily voting for Lesser Evil as a holding action is, of course, a waste of time. Not that you have any free time, because OMG GREATER EVIL IS POLLING AT 49.5% WE NEED PEOPLE TO KNOCK ON DOORS AND PHONE-BANK!!!
 
2012-03-15 12:39:12 AM
OgreMagi: /vote third party, because voting for the lessor of two evils is still voting for evil

Stephen Harper approves this message.
 
2012-03-15 12:40:58 AM
OgreMagi
It's going to suck A LOT for a while, but eventually things will get better.

Things won't just "get" better. A new system has to be proposed and organized.
 
2012-03-15 12:41:43 AM
OgreMagi: Continuing to put self-serving corrupt assholes in office because of a false perception that it's better than the alternative is more evil.

Think of it as breaking a drug addiction. Keep doing the drugs and keep destroying yourself, but eventually you'll reach a point of no return while you held off for a miracle cure. Or, quit doing drugs now. It's going to suck A LOT for a while, but eventually things will get better.


Sure, let's stick with the drug analogy. Do you know how drug addicts are typically treated once they're sent to rehab?
 
2012-03-15 12:43:17 AM
Just look at Canada and the UK. They both have conservative government right now. And the only reason why? They've both started splitting the more liberal vote between two different parties leaving the conservative parties to walk into office.

Of course, the conservative parties in Canada and the UK are the equivalent of our Democrats with our Republicans being pretty much off the Canadian and UK political maps to the right.
 
2012-03-15 12:45:21 AM
RanDomino: OgreMagi
It's going to suck A LOT for a while, but eventually things will get better.

Things won't just "get" better. A new system has to be proposed and organized.


What new system did you have in mind?
 
2012-03-15 12:46:50 AM
WorldCitizen: Just look at Canada and the UK. They both have conservative government right now. And the only reason why? They've both started splitting the more liberal vote between two different parties leaving the conservative parties to walk into office.

Of course, the conservative parties in Canada and the UK are the equivalent of our Democrats with our Republicans being pretty much off the Canadian and UK political maps to the right.


Well, I don't know if the Republicans have managed to move as far right as the BNP. At least not yet, anyway.
 
2012-03-15 12:47:21 AM
Anyone trace it back to the source and find out what both of those state senators actually said? This is being filtered through Jezebel which is not the most reliable of sources since they tend to misstate and exaggerate their stories in going for the sensational.
 
2012-03-15 12:48:48 AM
Biological Ali: OgreMagi: Continuing to put self-serving corrupt assholes in office because of a false perception that it's better than the alternative is more evil.

Think of it as breaking a drug addiction. Keep doing the drugs and keep destroying yourself, but eventually you'll reach a point of no return while you held off for a miracle cure. Or, quit doing drugs now. It's going to suck A LOT for a while, but eventually things will get better.

Sure, let's stick with the drug analogy. Do you know how drug addicts are typically treated once they're sent to rehab?


Methadone. Which is an even worse drug than heroin. I didn't say it was a perfect analogy.
 
2012-03-15 12:52:00 AM
RanDomino: OgreMagi
It's going to suck A LOT for a while, but eventually things will get better.

Things won't just "get" better. A new system has to be proposed and organized.


I don't think the system is completely broken. It's the automatic re-election of corrupt assholes that is the problem because they have you convinced that the "other guy" is evil and must be stopped. Of course, the other person running is saying the exact same thing.

If the people would stop falling for this bullshiat and start voting them out of office and not voting in more of the same, we have the potential of getting public servants that are actually public servants.
 
2012-03-15 12:52:57 AM
Good! It's about time Republicans actually started following the Bible.

Loving their enemies and helping the poor comes next.
 
2012-03-15 12:56:26 AM
OgreMagi: RanDomino: OgreMagi
It's going to suck A LOT for a while, but eventually things will get better.

Things won't just "get" better. A new system has to be proposed and organized.

I don't think the system is completely broken. It's the automatic re-election of corrupt assholes that is the problem because they have you convinced that the "other guy" is evil and must be stopped. Of course, the other person running is saying the exact same thing.

If the people would stop falling for this bullshiat and start voting them out of office and not voting in more of the same, we have the potential of getting public servants that are actually public servants.


Well, yes, ultimately every political mess in the country is the fault of the voters. There might be a lot of money in American politics, but if we had a truly informed, intelligent voting population, that wouldn't matter in the slightest. The American people have all the power to vote out incompetence and vote in competence. They just don't do it.
 
2012-03-15 12:56:47 AM
gilgigamesh: The untold story of the 2010 election cycle is that the GOP had big, sweeping victories in state legislatures and gubernatorial elections. Expect untold levels of derp to flow forth from state capitols across this great land for years to come.

Oh, and be sure to enjoy it, American public. The ones who voted these backwoods yahoos into office, and the ones who didn't bother to vote at all.

You asked for this, and you so, so richly deserve it.


On the one hand, I agree with this notion. On the other hand, since I voted Democrat and the occasional third party, I still have to sleep in the bed that everyone else shiat in.
 
2012-03-15 12:59:30 AM
WorldCitizen
They just don't do it.

That kind of painfully simplistic thinking is futile. You can't change humanity.
 
2012-03-15 01:00:04 AM
OgreMagi: Methadone. Which is an even worse drug than heroin. I didn't say it was a perfect analogy.

I reckon it was closer to the mark than you think. Trying to achieve the perfect final outcome in one fell swoop rather than going through the many intermediate steps isn't a reliable recipe for success. More likely, you'll end up having wasted your efforts, or even unwittingly exacerbating the situation.
 
2012-03-15 01:01:32 AM
Biological Ali
What new system did you have in mind?

Mostly this, also some this.
 
2012-03-15 01:10:12 AM
Biological Ali: OgreMagi: Methadone. Which is an even worse drug than heroin. I didn't say it was a perfect analogy.

I reckon it was closer to the mark than you think. Trying to achieve the perfect final outcome in one fell swoop rather than going through the many intermediate steps isn't a reliable recipe for success. More likely, you'll end up having wasted your efforts, or even unwittingly exacerbating the situation.


Actually, after thinking about it, I believe the heroin/methadone analogy is a perfect fit. The heroin is the "other guy". The methadone is your guy. He's convinced you he's the fix for the problem, but in reality you are even more farked than before.

Note that I do not assign party affiliation to the two drugs since it works either way.
 
2012-03-15 01:21:25 AM
OgreMagi: the lessor of two evils

When it comes to evil, never lease - always buy.

OgreMagi: you can vote however you wish with a clear conscious

I'm pretty sure they won't let you vote if you're unconscious.

(Sloppy writing correlates strongly with sloppy thinking.)
 
2012-03-15 01:24:34 AM
Ambivalence: what_now: But really, when the left complains about the "war on women" they're just biatching for no reason.

If I get told one more time to stop being "so sensitive" about this....


Or have someone ask you, "Why are you so angry?" Because playing nice has worked so well for us so far.
 
2012-03-15 01:32:24 AM
serpent_sky: Via Infinito: At least we're not in a country where you have to commit suicide because the court ordered you to marry your rapist and live with his family instead of punishing him.

Wow, that's as good as the time the abusive alcoholic I was with told me "at least I am not on crack".

I mean, I guess there are silver linings, but... if that's the best silver lining we can come up with, we're in trouble.


*gives big hug and much kittens for having to deal with an abuser*
 
2012-03-15 01:37:20 AM
Which of these things is not a Republican woman:

1. A drain

2. A knothole in fence

3. A modified vibrating sander

4. Ann Coulter

5. Dominican boys

6. College intern

7. A canole

8. The 9th hole if no-one is looking
 
2012-03-15 01:54:09 AM
hubiestubert: 2wolves: hubiestubert: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 300x89]

Good for God! Good for the country!

Rah, rah, R.A.H.!

I just want to grab the leadership and say,

IT'S NOT A GODDAMN INSTRUCTION MANUAL!


I feel the same about this:

upload.wikimedia.org

We don't want the Republic of Gilead, thank you
 
2012-03-15 02:12:05 AM
I'd almost trade for this that what my state's doing...at least this is the kind of derp that a court can overturn. What my state is doing - beginning to phase out the state income tax and reduce state revenues by a third, with only loophole closings and exemption eliminations to fill the gap - can't get thrown out by a judge.
 
2012-03-15 02:15:20 AM
This sh*t makes me violent. Against Republicans. I hope these people die in the most horrible way possible.
 
2012-03-15 02:16:44 AM
OgreMagi: Actually, after thinking about it, I believe the heroin/methadone analogy is a perfect fit. The heroin is the "other guy". The methadone is your guy. He's convinced you he's the fix for the problem, but in reality you are even more farked than before.

Note that I do not assign party affiliation to the two drugs since it works either way.


Sure. But when you hear drug addicts telling you they'd rather not go to rehab because they prefer the purely hypothetical scenario in which they simply will themselves not to take drugs, one would generally find that to be, at best, overly optimistic. Or. perhaps, they're just using the spectre of methadone addiction to rationalize a course of action that has done nothing but exacerbate the real problems in the here and now.

It's one of the curses of human imagination is that it's always possible to conceive of something better, something more perfect than that which even your own best efforts can realistically bring about.
 
2012-03-15 02:42:19 AM
apoptotic: smeegle: remember the good times, back before things took an abusive turn, and maybe you'll fall in love again.

Thats just got red neck country song written all over it.

Here's a hint ladies. Hit me even once and its OVER forever. DONE Cya bye.

I hope some rogue intern cues up Martina McBride's "Independence Day" as this guy is walking onstage at his next event. Chances are he'd love it, totally missing the point.


Hannity used to use it as bumper music in his show. Just like Reagan with "Born in the USA," these guys are absolutely clueless about music.

Only thing dumber I've seen lately was Motley Crue being used for a Kia ad.

Kia: The affordable choice for committing vehicular manslaughter.
 
2012-03-15 02:54:10 AM
exick: So you're telling me, Mr. GOP Senator, that when the pro-gay-marriage folks asked why you opposed marriage between two people of the same sex but didn't support outlawing divorce in your quest to protect the sanctity of marriage, you didn't realize that they were goading you into doing something retarded?

LOL. I was thinking the exact same thing.

PS to any other senators, when we try to force you to be logically consistent by saying "if abortion is murder, why should it be legal to abort pregnancy from rape?" - we're doing the same thing.
 
2012-03-15 02:57:26 AM
CommieTaoist: So what exactly is the difference between these guys and the Taliban? Just that one calls their god "god" and the other call the same god "Allah"? Outfits?

"Allah" is Arabic for "God." So it's just the outfits.
 
2012-03-15 03:01:00 AM
hobblekitty: IT'S LIKE FARKING CHRISTMAS!!

Every morning I wake up and wonder what new piece of derp Santa has left me under the tree. He just keeps giving and giving!


Christmas only lasts one day. This is farking Hanukkah!

Especially if you consider a pile of derp to be more like a pair socks than an XBox.
 
2012-03-15 03:12:56 AM
okay, I give, I guess we are all overcome by the DERP here! Remember us in years to come.......
 
2012-03-15 03:14:03 AM
CommieTaoist: For real fun just watch how angry they get when they find out that Jesus is a prophet in Islam, virgin birth, second coming and all! (although he is viewed as fully human, not divine, of course)

So Muslim beliefs aren't so different than the Unitarian beliefs of Thomas Jefferson and John Adams. Huh...

Yeah, that fact will REALLY piss them off.

/I've actually saw a guy get banned from teapartynation.com for posting Jefferson quotes
 
2012-03-15 03:30:22 AM
Nadie_AZ: Yeah. My very mormon family supports anything Republican. I honestly think it is less about agreeing with them and more about supporting the politcal party their religion supports. The GOP successfully set themselves up to be the party of religion.

Which is mind bottling, because every person I've ever heard say they couldn't trust Romney because he's Mormon has been a conservative.
 
2012-03-15 03:37:27 AM
muck4doo: eraser8: muck4doo: He must surely represent everyone that is conservative. That's how Fark works.

Define conservative.
muck4doo: Try google you lazy ass lib. Jeebus! Always expecting everyone to do everything for you. :p

I could...but, that wouldn't be YOUR definition.

I'm actually interested in what you have to say.

Really? Why?


Because google says you're misogynistic assholes. We want you to have an opportunity to defend yourself.
 
2012-03-15 03:38:23 AM
BMulligan: OgreMagi: the lessor of two evils

When it comes to evil, never lease - always buy.

OgreMagi: you can vote however you wish with a clear conscious

I'm pretty sure they won't let you vote if you're unconscious.

(Sloppy writing correlates strongly with sloppy thinking.)


Being a spelling nazi indicates you have nothing of substance to contribute to this debate.
 
2012-03-15 03:42:27 AM
muck4doo: eraser8: It's right on my profile page: one who advocates greater freedom of thought or action; broad-minded; especially: not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy, or traditional forms.

So you are a libertarian? Or do you believe a bigger and more controlling government is the only way to insure that utopian dreams are met?

You asked me a question and i answered. My turn now. Sorry if the answer wasn't good enough for you.


I get it.
Conservative: Someone who claims to believe in liberal philosophies, but is actually functionally retarded
 
2012-03-15 03:46:46 AM
BMulligan: (Sloppy writing correlates strongly with sloppy thinking.)

No, it actually doesn't.

Makes a cute saying though.
 
2012-03-15 04:48:19 AM
WorldCitizen: rynthetyn: WorldCitizen: OgreMagi: /vote third party, because voting for the lessor of two evils is still voting for evil

I tell you what, I will be happy to vote 3rd party when it comes a time that doing so doesn't just mean that the GREATER of the 2 evils is even more likely to get elected.

I wish we didn't even have parties but instead chose our best and brightest as candidates and elected them as individuals. I certainly do not believe in loyalty to a party. However, I also am not about to do something in some vain protest that makes it even more likely that the person MOST ideologically opposed to me is going to be in power.

*cough*Ralph Nader*cough*

Seriously. I wonder if Nader ever has trouble sleeping at night thinking about all the people who might not have died related to the Iraq war if Gore would have won Florida with the votes Nader took there.


It's not Ralph Nader's fault that Bush won in 2000... It's the fault of all of the people who voted for Nader. Perhaps we should be asking those people how they sleep at night.
 
2012-03-15 05:18:03 AM
what_now: But really, when the left complains about the "war on women" they're just biatching for no reason.

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