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(Daily Kos)   Since VA lawmakers are keen about telling women how to handle their lady parts, women have flocked to Facebook to ask them for health advice and reproductive opinions   (dailykos.com) divider line 130
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2012-03-14 04:07:52 PM  
I'LL handle their lady parts....
Heh heh heh.
 
2012-03-14 04:12:34 PM  
chance singles tax snooki opinions?
 
2012-03-14 04:14:00 PM  
k.wigflip.com
 
2012-03-14 04:37:54 PM  
That was freaking hilarious.

And revolting.

But mostly hilarious.
 
2012-03-14 05:33:42 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-14 05:39:34 PM  
They sure showed the low level staffer in charge of his facebook page what for.
 
2012-03-14 05:50:29 PM  
Dan Savage's most recent podcast had the most hilarious idea for a counter-attack to the VA legislature's attack on straight rights.

Because these lawmakers are so obsessed with vaginas, just plaster photos of vaginas, everywhere. HUGE photos of vaginas. Millions of them. We'll need to hand out some speculums to make that happen, but it seems worth it.

I think this is not in your face enough, though; there should also be photos of cervixes, some photos of vulvas too. Take some ultrasounds to get some images of uteruses and ovaries. The whole female reproductive system, in all stages of the menstrual cycle, of course. But why stop there? Say, fellas, you want to be in charge of the female reproductive system? Time to start learning what that's all about. The women of America should donate their used tampons and pads, so these gents can really get the full "vagina ownership" experience. Or if you use a Diva Cup, just empty it out into a jar and send it on in to these boys.
 
2012-03-14 06:24:40 PM  
qph.cf.quoracdn.net

Problem, Mr. McDougle?
 
2012-03-14 06:25:39 PM  
Hey, we don't need to be paying for these sluts to have sex. So my healthcare plans shouldn't pay for anything that might encourage sex. No birth control, no abortions, no STD treatment, no condoms, no viagra, no vasectomies, no hysterectomies, no pregnancy care, no child care, no dependent care...
 
2012-03-14 06:25:41 PM  

bobbette: Dan Savage's most recent podcast had the most hilarious idea for a counter-attack to the VA legislature's attack on straight rights.

Because these lawmakers are so obsessed with vaginas, just plaster photos of vaginas, everywhere. HUGE photos of vaginas. Millions of them. We'll need to hand out some speculums to make that happen, but it seems worth it.

I think this is not in your face enough, though; there should also be photos of cervixes, some photos of vulvas too. Take some ultrasounds to get some images of uteruses and ovaries. The whole female reproductive system, in all stages of the menstrual cycle, of course. But why stop there? Say, fellas, you want to be in charge of the female reproductive system? Time to start learning what that's all about. The women of America should donate their used tampons and pads, so these gents can really get the full "vagina ownership" experience. Or if you use a Diva Cup, just empty it out into a jar and send it on in to these boys.


The first part of your plan is pretty awesome, but then you moved on to the pad and tampon part and ruined it.

Please just post pictures of vaginas. And no blue waffles.
 
2012-03-14 06:25:57 PM  

bobbette: Dan Savage's most recent podcast had the most hilarious idea for a counter-attack to the VA legislature's attack on straight rights.

Because these lawmakers are so obsessed with vaginas, just plaster photos of vaginas, everywhere. HUGE photos of vaginas. Millions of them. We'll need to hand out some speculums to make that happen, but it seems worth it.

I think this is not in your face enough, though; there should also be photos of cervixes, some photos of vulvas too. Take some ultrasounds to get some images of uteruses and ovaries. The whole female reproductive system, in all stages of the menstrual cycle, of course. But why stop there? Say, fellas, you want to be in charge of the female reproductive system? Time to start learning what that's all about. The women of America should donate their used tampons and pads, so these gents can really get the full "vagina ownership" experience. Or if you use a Diva Cup, just empty it out into a jar and send it on in to these boys.


This is going to end with tampons being mailed like teabagger tea bags, isn't it?
 
2012-03-14 06:27:06 PM  

Aarontology: They sure showed the low level staffer in charge of his facebook page what for.


what a pointless observation! thanks for that!
 
2012-03-14 06:29:37 PM  

AcademGreen: bobbette: Dan Savage's most recent podcast had the most hilarious idea for a counter-attack to the VA legislature's attack on straight rights.

Because these lawmakers are so obsessed with vaginas, just plaster photos of vaginas, everywhere. HUGE photos of vaginas. Millions of them. We'll need to hand out some speculums to make that happen, but it seems worth it.

I think this is not in your face enough, though; there should also be photos of cervixes, some photos of vulvas too. Take some ultrasounds to get some images of uteruses and ovaries. The whole female reproductive system, in all stages of the menstrual cycle, of course. But why stop there? Say, fellas, you want to be in charge of the female reproductive system? Time to start learning what that's all about. The women of America should donate their used tampons and pads, so these gents can really get the full "vagina ownership" experience. Or if you use a Diva Cup, just empty it out into a jar and send it on in to these boys.

This is going to end with tampons being mailed like teabagger tea bags, isn't it?


God, I hope so!
 
2012-03-14 06:32:20 PM  
After looking at most of the commenter's little pic icon, I'll just leave it to the experts and not offer my amateur advice.

**shiver**
 
2012-03-14 06:33:02 PM  
I just think every woman in America should refuse to have sex, except for procreation. See how popular these new measures are then.

Or maybe we sluts should all vote.
 
2012-03-14 06:33:36 PM  
These people are copying Canadas #TellVicEverything on Twitter
 
2012-03-14 06:34:06 PM  

AcademGreen: This is going to end with tampons being mailed like teabagger tea bags, isn't it?


Tambag Teampons... feminine care, steeped in patriotic!
 
2012-03-14 06:38:25 PM  
What is this obsession conservatives have with s3x?

These days it seems to be all they can think about.
 
2012-03-14 06:38:56 PM  
Why are we missing the obvious solution. Screw putting a man on Mars, we need to commit resources to curing this genetic defect that causes those girly parts to form in the first place.
 
2012-03-14 06:39:46 PM  

DeltaPunch: Tambag Teampons... feminine care, steeped in patriotic!


I hear that in Minsc's voice

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-03-14 06:40:14 PM  

cc_rider: AcademGreen: bobbette: Dan Savage's most recent podcast had the most hilarious idea for a counter-attack to the VA legislature's attack on straight rights.

Because these lawmakers are so obsessed with vaginas, just plaster photos of vaginas, everywhere. HUGE photos of vaginas. Millions of them. We'll need to hand out some speculums to make that happen, but it seems worth it.

I think this is not in your face enough, though; there should also be photos of cervixes, some photos of vulvas too. Take some ultrasounds to get some images of uteruses and ovaries. The whole female reproductive system, in all stages of the menstrual cycle, of course. But why stop there? Say, fellas, you want to be in charge of the female reproductive system? Time to start learning what that's all about. The women of America should donate their used tampons and pads, so these gents can really get the full "vagina ownership" experience. Or if you use a Diva Cup, just empty it out into a jar and send it on in to these boys.

This is going to end with tampons being mailed like teabagger tea bags, isn't it?

God, I hope so!


Unused ones only. No need to go to Federal PMITA prison because you mailed your rep a biohazard.
 
2012-03-14 06:42:21 PM  

AKTurkey: bobbette: Dan Savage's most recent podcast had the most hilarious idea for a counter-attack to the VA legislature's attack on straight rights.

Because these lawmakers are so obsessed with vaginas, just plaster photos of vaginas, everywhere. HUGE photos of vaginas. Millions of them. We'll need to hand out some speculums to make that happen, but it seems worth it.

I think this is not in your face enough, though; there should also be photos of cervixes, some photos of vulvas too. Take some ultrasounds to get some images of uteruses and ovaries. The whole female reproductive system, in all stages of the menstrual cycle, of course. But why stop there? Say, fellas, you want to be in charge of the female reproductive system? Time to start learning what that's all about. The women of America should donate their used tampons and pads, so these gents can really get the full "vagina ownership" experience. Or if you use a Diva Cup, just empty it out into a jar and send it on in to these boys.

The first part of your plan is pretty awesome, but then you moved on to the pad and tampon part and ruined it.

Please just post pictures of vaginas. And no blue waffles.


Sure, here you go, maybe NSFW
 
2012-03-14 06:43:13 PM  
Damn, unfetchable url.

http://www.beautifulcervix.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/day-25wv1-8 8 1x1024.jpg

Possibly NSFW, as above.
 
2012-03-14 06:44:56 PM  

floor: DeltaPunch: Tambag Teampons... feminine care, steeped in patriotic!

I hear that in Minsc's voice

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x316]


GO FOR THE VAGINA BOO!
 
2012-03-14 06:45:08 PM  
whoohoo! Go Virgins! I mean, Virginians!
 
2012-03-14 06:49:21 PM  
These are Republican lawmakers we're talking about here. Their expertise lies more in the field of proctology than gynecology.
 
2012-03-14 06:52:48 PM  
I wish the government would pay for my movie tickets. It's a matter of my personal psychological health.
 
2012-03-14 06:53:58 PM  

AcademGreen: bobbette: Dan Savage's most recent podcast had the most hilarious idea for a counter-attack to the VA legislature's attack on straight rights.

Because these lawmakers are so obsessed with vaginas, just plaster photos of vaginas, everywhere. HUGE photos of vaginas. Millions of them. We'll need to hand out some speculums to make that happen, but it seems worth it.

I think this is not in your face enough, though; there should also be photos of cervixes, some photos of vulvas too. Take some ultrasounds to get some images of uteruses and ovaries. The whole female reproductive system, in all stages of the menstrual cycle, of course. But why stop there? Say, fellas, you want to be in charge of the female reproductive system? Time to start learning what that's all about. The women of America should donate their used tampons and pads, so these gents can really get the full "vagina ownership" experience. Or if you use a Diva Cup, just empty it out into a jar and send it on in to these boys.

This is going to end with tampons being mailed like teabagger tea bags, isn't it?


Naw, I am thinking tampon hats, sorta like the Teabag hats we all love so much:

i1184.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-14 06:55:54 PM  
Yep. It's definitely got to be something in the water.
 
2012-03-14 06:56:38 PM  

TheZorker: I wish the government would pay for my movie tickets. It's a matter of my personal psychological health.


LOL wut?

/I seem to sense a failed false equivelency
 
2012-03-14 06:57:05 PM  
All women, mail them your pads, your kotex's all used of course mail them now. fill the statehouse with womens concerns
 
2012-03-14 06:57:09 PM  
Dear Virginia Lawmakers,

I haven't ovulated in 24 years. In fact, if my body was a sentence, I'd have a "dangling participle". What do?

Sincerely,
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
 
2012-03-14 07:01:19 PM  
Wait a minute.

So Virginia isn't for lovers?
 
2012-03-14 07:02:11 PM  

Zoophagous: Wait a minute.

So Virginia isn't for lovers?


Neither is Vagina, apparently.
 
2012-03-14 07:02:13 PM  
This is because I'm a really fat and hairy Lesbian and I plan on having sex with women for the rest of my life, the really butchy dykey kind.

thesignalinthenoise.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-14 07:02:41 PM  
"How do I explain to her the whole 'good touch, bad touch' thing when politicians think it's acceptable to explore vaginas with plastic instruments? Also, is this part of a plan to create jobs somehow?"

Lulz.
 
2012-03-14 07:03:11 PM  

floor: DeltaPunch: Tambag Teampons... feminine care, steeped in patriotic!

I hear that in Minsc's voice


Boo approves.
 
2012-03-14 07:04:43 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-14 07:04:59 PM  
Okay. Time for a Photoshop challenge _

Virginia is for lovers.
 
2012-03-14 07:05:41 PM  

AKTurkey: bobbette: Dan Savage's most recent podcast had the most hilarious idea for a counter-attack to the VA legislature's attack on straight rights.

Because these lawmakers are so obsessed with vaginas, just plaster photos of vaginas, everywhere. HUGE photos of vaginas. Millions of them. We'll need to hand out some speculums to make that happen, but it seems worth it.

I think this is not in your face enough, though; there should also be photos of cervixes, some photos of vulvas too. Take some ultrasounds to get some images of uteruses and ovaries. The whole female reproductive system, in all stages of the menstrual cycle, of course. But why stop there? Say, fellas, you want to be in charge of the female reproductive system? Time to start learning what that's all about. The women of America should donate their used tampons and pads, so these gents can really get the full "vagina ownership" experience. Or if you use a Diva Cup, just empty it out into a jar and send it on in to these boys.

The first part of your plan is pretty awesome, but then you moved on to the pad and tampon part and ruined it.

Please just post pictures of vaginas. And no blue waffles.


You do know that labia =/= vagina, right? The vagina is a tube-shaped thing inside the woman. Just in case you live in one of those women-hating states, I'll leave this diagram behind the NSFW tag. (new window)
 
2012-03-14 07:06:46 PM  
Some women are burdened with the overwhelming scent of a deceased corpse in their lady parts
 
2012-03-14 07:07:44 PM  
This is the first time in my life I wish I had Facebook.
 
2012-03-14 07:09:03 PM  

Corvus: floor: DeltaPunch: Tambag Teampons... feminine care, steeped in patriotic!

I hear that in Minsc's voice

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x316]

GO FOR THE VAGINA BOO!



Ultrasounds are impressive, but now the GOP leads! Transvaginal probes for everyone!

/oh, and this.
 
2012-03-14 07:11:08 PM  

Zoophagous: Wait a minute.

So Virginia isn't for lovers?


Well, the homosexuals aren't affected.

But if you like getting down with the opposite sex, the Republican Party will get all up in your business. Literally. It is a bad time to be a straight man or woman. The Republicans have given up on trying to stop the gays from farking. But they're still holding out hope that they can prevent the straights from having sex, because this is "irresponsible".

Irresponsible straights are spreading the straight plague!

www.cosmosmagazine.com
 
2012-03-14 07:11:43 PM  

Descartes: This is because I'm a really fat and hairy Lesbian and I plan on having sex with women for the rest of my life, the really butchy dykey kind.

3.bp.blogspot.com


I'm not sure I can agree with you on this. If her message is that VA policies are pushing women away from ever again having sex with men, she's not hurting the message for this particular issue. On the issue of gay rights, yeah, maybe her wording isn't the best, but that's not the issue in this case. (And, frankly, even in the issue of gay rights, I am torn about the fit-in/be-out-there-in-their-face thing.)
 
2012-03-14 07:13:34 PM  

DeaH: You do know that labia =/= vagina, right? The vagina is a tube-shaped thing inside the woman.


Vaginas are a series of tubes, not a big truck.
 
2012-03-14 07:16:36 PM  

otherginger: I just think every woman in America should refuse to have sex, except for procreation. See how popular these new measures are then.


www.ediblegeography.com

In other news, the Woman's Christian Temperance Union still exists. Impressive in a way...
=Smidge=
 
2012-03-14 07:20:30 PM  
Are the Kos kids at it again??????
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


i135.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-14 07:23:01 PM  
These butt-munches remind me of the inhabitants of ETHOS in Miles Vorkosigian's universe.
 
2012-03-14 07:23:03 PM  
It looks like McDougle pulled all of the posts.

Why does he hate free speech? Doesn't he feel accountable to his constituents?
 
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