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Aarontology		2012-03-14 10:52:16 AM

11 votes:

Women should really start incorporating themselves as businesses so the GOP will leave them alone.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass		2012-03-14 04:37:44 PM

4 votes:

First they came for the choice, and I did not speak out --
Because I needed no choice.

Then they came for the contraceptives, and I did not speak out --
Because I needed no contraceptives.

Then they came for the porn.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass		2012-03-14 04:54:44 PM

3 votes:

ghare: that chicken is just a wad of feathers with some vaseline on them at this point.

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ghare		2012-03-14 04:51:02 PM

3 votes:

that chicken is just a wad of feathers with some vaseline on them at this point.

Ed Grubermann		2012-03-14 04:56:09 PM

2 votes:

Aarontology: FirstNationalBastard: /Religion is a mental illness. Actually, more of a disease at this point. And it should be treated as such.

You know who else advocated "curing" religious people?

Me. You got a problem with that?

Fart_Machine		2012-03-14 04:52:57 PM

2 votes:

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get sexually procreative!

A Dark Evil Omen		2012-03-14 04:38:44 PM

2 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: First they came for the choice, and I did not speak out --
Because I needed no choice.

Then they came for the contraceptives, and I did not speak out --
Because I needed no contraceptives.

Then they came for the porn.

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Rule 34!

king cranium maximus IV		2012-03-14 04:34:04 PM

2 votes:

I had sex with my wife last night for non-procreative purposes. Due to our method, it is an extreme statistical improbability that a baby would result from the endeavor.

It was really, really good sex, too. The kind you just sprawl out on the bed after having and don't move for a while. The kind you half-assedly put on your PJs and make a turbo mixed drink later for because you didn't just fark, you farked. Kudos to my wife, she did some good work.

U mad, social conservatives? Non baby-making sex and it was fun. Poor you. Knowing that I did that.

French Rage		2012-03-14 04:29:15 PM

2 votes:

hubiestubert: Today, the Federal government is forcing us to share the cost, for said contraception and some states are giving marital status to homosexual relationships.

As opposed to sharing the cost of children born out of wedlock, children born to poor and spiraling families, and how dare the gheys want to not just shack up?

This particular sentence is the 11th pound of crazy in the 5lb bag...

How does the homosexual thing follow from the rest of their point? Or did they get to the end and realize "Oh no we forgot to bash the gays!"?

hubiestubert		2012-03-14 11:12:17 AM

2 votes:

James!: They believe that if you take away contraception people will just stop having sex. They see allowing unmarried people to have access to contraception as taking away a "privilege" they enjoy as married people.

Worked for Bristol Palin, didn't it?

hubiestubert		2012-03-14 10:51:26 AM

2 votes:

This About That: Have you ever wondered what sort of research they do?

The kind that has to take place at night, in the dark, and behind locked doors.

You know, for the good of the country...

This About That		2012-03-14 10:48:21 AM

2 votes:

Have you ever wondered what sort of research they do?

stoli n coke		2012-03-14 08:12:35 PM

1 votes:

Seriously, fundies, if you ever want Republicans to be in power again, you'll drop this issue. Americans love to fark. Farking is as much a part of America as baseball, your mom, who also liked to fark, and apple pie, which the kid in that movie farked.

Beluga Heights		2012-03-14 06:44:12 PM

1 votes:

I had some non-procreative sexual intimacy last night, am I the only one? Internet high five anyone?

/seriously don't
//was disappointing

hubiestubert		2012-03-14 06:19:28 PM

1 votes:

The FRC isn't going to be happy until they get the nation back to this...

Never mind, that the Victorian era didn't eradicate any of the proclivities that they decried, just forced them underground, where they got weirder and weirder. Kind of like Berlin's underground got while the Germans were all worried about what was proper and meet and good...

It won't do anything to change the nature of folks, only make the consequences for not living up to a public ideal nastier, which only encourages folks to lie and cheat. Their ideal is to have a nation that just looks moral to their minds, never mind that most of their own parishoners won't live up to those standards, and their own clergy and leadership don't even live up to that now.

It's like swinging for the brass ring, while falling out of the damn carousel...

CravenMorehead		2012-03-14 06:06:37 PM

1 votes:

Keep it up GOP! We liberals can be pretty lazy but if you piss us off you will regret it. Eventually. No really, stop laughing.

skullkrusher		2012-03-14 05:25:47 PM

1 votes:

pwhp_67: skullkrusher: pwhp_67: Anyone here watch Bill Maher?

I can't remember the lady's name from his last show but she said the Republicans are pushing hard on this issue; that sex is ONLY for making babies.

She turned to the audience and told the ladies to give them what they want...

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I am Edward Longshanks and I approve this message

My concern is that what Republican men want is little boys and not their wives...

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I am Edward II and I half approve this message

Bill_Wick's_Friend		2012-03-14 05:21:38 PM

1 votes:

The Junior Antisex League's presentation at this year's RNC would have been a lot more of a showstopper but they had to fire their gay

Vacation Bible School		2012-03-14 04:37:37 PM

1 votes:

James!: Sounds to me like it should be a farking holiday. National Get Yo Protected Sex On Day.

That would be The First of May (new window)

skullkrusher		2012-03-14 04:35:22 PM

1 votes:

king cranium maximus IV: I had sex with my wife last night for non-procreative purposes. Due to our method, it is an extreme statistical improbability that a baby would result from the endeavor.

It was really, really good sex, too. The kind you just sprawl out on the bed after having and don't move for a while. The kind you half-assedly put on your PJs and make a turbo mixed drink later for because you didn't just fark, you farked. Kudos to my wife, she did some good work.

U mad, social conservatives? Non baby-making sex and it was fun. Poor you. Knowing that I did that.

Dear Penthouse,

I'm just mailing em in now.

Love,
king cranium maximus IV

P.S. my wife likes buttsecks

Philip Francis Queeg		2012-03-14 04:32:21 PM

1 votes:

I'm beginning to believe that the Presidential debates are going to feature the Republican Candidate screaming "SLUUUUUTS!" at the top of his lungs at some point.

ChimpMitten		2012-03-14 04:32:18 PM

1 votes:

penthesilea: thismomentinblackhistory: Everything old is new again...

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I wonder how that fits into "fix old".

NEW FIX. NO OLD.

We then start killing off old people for their retirement funds.

skullkrusher		2012-03-14 04:19:28 PM

1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: skullkrusher: holy crap... is all this stuff happening as a result of pillgate or are we just more focused on it now that pillgate has brought the issue to the forefront. This shiat is farking bananas. BANANAS I SAY.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S?

www.polyvore.com

Splinshints		2012-03-14 04:19:24 PM

1 votes:

Every time anybody anywhere has recreational, non-procreative sex they should send a letter to the FRC informing them of the fact that it happened. I think it would be absolutely hilarious to see the FRC flooded by millions of notes informing them of every recreational sex act that occurred.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-03-14 04:10:14 PM

1 votes:

skullkrusher: holy crap... is all this stuff happening as a result of pillgate or are we just more focused on it now that pillgate has brought the issue to the forefront. This shiat is farking bananas. BANANAS I SAY.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S?

Shakespeare's Monkey		2012-03-14 02:52:34 PM

1 votes:

If you can't afford em, you can sell em off for medical experimentation.

thetorchonline.com

Hershey Highway Patrol		2012-03-14 02:07:04 PM

1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: These people really need to get non-procreatively laid

You want to make sure they don't breed.

Lumpmoose		2012-03-14 01:29:07 PM

1 votes:

On March 22nd, 1972, the Supreme Court undermined the boundaries and benefits of marriage. In the decision Eisenstadt v. Baird, the Court struck down a Massachusetts law prohibiting the distribution of contraceptives to unmarried people, and implicitly sanctioned unmarried non-procreative sexual intimacy.

Why did the Supreme Court have to ruin everything? It's implicitly sanctioning things! SANCTIONING! Humanity finally realized they could have sex without getting married first.

3/22/1972. NEVAR FORGET!

Vodka Zombie		2012-03-14 12:34:28 PM

1 votes:

It's always fun watching Christians grapple with the notion that other people are having sex... for fun.

James!		2012-03-14 11:56:02 AM

1 votes:

GAT_00: James!: They're the no-sex party. Americans farking love sex.

They're also the Stupid Party and Americans are goddamn morons.

Morons who love sex. Go away, America is baiting.

GAT_00		2012-03-14 11:53:32 AM

1 votes:

James!: They're the no-sex party. Americans farking love sex.

They're also the Stupid Party and Americans are goddamn morons.

Jake Havechek		2012-03-14 11:30:07 AM

1 votes:

It would be easier if they just all converted to Islam.

hubiestubert		2012-03-14 11:05:07 AM

1 votes:

Today, the Federal government is forcing us to share the cost, for said contraception and some states are giving marital status to homosexual relationships.

As opposed to sharing the cost of children born out of wedlock, children born to poor and spiraling families, and how dare the gheys want to not just shack up?

This particular sentence is the 11th pound of crazy in the 5lb bag...