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(WRCB)   Pooty-poot plonks praying punk rockers into the pokey   (wrcbtv.com) divider line 69
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2012-03-14 10:39:24 AM  
PMITA pokey?
 
2012-03-14 10:40:58 AM  
Hooliganism?
 
2012-03-14 10:42:48 AM  
Just think if she had a little weed on her?
 
2012-03-14 10:44:20 AM  
Cuz now I got a reason of an e-con-o-ME!
 
2012-03-14 10:44:47 AM  
Fellow prisoner: "So, what are you in for?"
Pussy Riot: "Hooliganism"
 
2012-03-14 10:46:44 AM  
FTFA: "charges of hooliganism."

I would be in jail a looooong time.
 
2012-03-14 10:48:25 AM  
I want to GIS Pussy Riot so bad, but doing that at work would probably be frowned upon.
 
2012-03-14 10:49:32 AM  

blatz514: I want to GIS Pussy Riot so bad, but doing that at work would probably be frowned upon.


oh here:

static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-03-14 10:51:02 AM  
The article is trying to make it sound like a free speech issue, when really it sounds more liked they crashed a chruch sevice to make some point. In the US is called "distrurbing the peace".
 
2012-03-14 10:52:33 AM  
I'm imagining a large number of angry cats roaming the streets of Moscow.
 
2012-03-14 10:55:47 AM  
I farking hate orthodox anything.
 
2012-03-14 10:56:11 AM  

big pig peaches: The article is trying to make it sound like a free speech issue, when really it sounds more liked they crashed a chruch sevice to make some point. In the US is called "distrurbing the peace".


I can't tell, since 200 clicks appears to constitute a pants-shiatting DOS attack on their server.

Are you claiming that Vlad is anything other than a tyrant?
 
2012-03-14 10:59:50 AM  
Alliteration allows asshattery
 
2012-03-14 11:00:11 AM  

big pig peaches: The article is trying to make it sound like a free speech issue, when really it sounds more liked they crashed a chruch sevice to make some point. In the US is called "distrurbing the peace".


7 years in jail seems like a totally appropriate punishment.
 
2012-03-14 11:03:49 AM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

Arrived at the church driving this?
 
2012-03-14 11:05:18 AM  
Pooty-poot is an old timey commie party chief. He's no f*cking friend of the west. I can see his party imploding later this year..and I'll be glad of it. Enough of these tyrant shiat heads.
 
2012-03-14 11:06:07 AM  

elffster: blatz514: I want to GIS Pussy Riot so bad, but doing that at work would probably be frowned upon.

oh here:

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


THANKS!

/not what I expected
 
2012-03-14 11:07:05 AM  

crab66: big pig peaches: The article is trying to make it sound like a free speech issue, when really it sounds more liked they crashed a chruch sevice to make some point. In the US is called "distrurbing the peace".

7 years in jail seems like a totally appropriate punishment.


FTA: "face up to seven years in jail on charges of hooliganism."
 
2012-03-14 11:15:06 AM  

big pig peaches: crab66: big pig peaches: The article is trying to make it sound like a free speech issue, when really it sounds more liked they crashed a chruch sevice to make some point. In the US is called "distrurbing the peace".

7 years in jail seems like a totally appropriate punishment.

FTA: "face up to seven years in jail on charges of hooliganism."


I had to go back and verify that this sentence is in fact FTA. I now know that I will never visit Russia, not that I had plans.
 
2012-03-14 11:15:47 AM  
Putin has reared his head and moved into your airspace.
 
2012-03-14 11:17:04 AM  
theframeproblem.files.wordpress.com

Meanwhile in America.
 
2012-03-14 11:17:41 AM  

big pig peaches: The article is trying to make it sound like a free speech issue, when really it sounds more liked they crashed a chruch sevice to make some point. In the US is called "distrurbing the peace".


Which would probably earn you a weekend in jail and a small fine in the US.
 
2012-03-14 11:17:47 AM  
Sounds like he needs pussy control.
 
2012-03-14 11:19:10 AM  

herrDrFarkenstein: [theframeproblem.files.wordpress.com image 350x262]

Meanwhile in America.


Which has nothing to do with this thread.

Just hold on to your graph. I'm sure a religion trashing thread will show up later today.
 
2012-03-14 11:20:27 AM  
TFA: "We don't need dancing prostitutes in our churches."

I think dancing prostitutes should be mandatory in churches.
Actually, dancing prostitutes would improve most scenarios.
Just sayin'
 
2012-03-14 11:23:01 AM  

vudutek: TFA: "We don't need dancing prostitutes in our churches."

I think dancing prostitutes should be mandatory in churches.
Actually, dancing prostitutes would improve most scenarios.
Just sayin'


Come to think about it, forget the dancing and the church, I just take the prostitutes.
 
2012-03-14 11:23:41 AM  
That will teach them not to pray!rewardslink.info
 
2012-03-14 11:26:06 AM  
Best... band name... ever.
 
2012-03-14 11:32:20 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375]

Arrived at the church driving this?


With new pistons, plugs and shocks I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging she's a real pussy wagon
Grease lightning
 
2012-03-14 11:36:33 AM  

indarwinsshadow: Pooty-poot is an old timey commie party chief. He's no f*cking friend of the west. I can see his party imploding later this year..and I'll be glad of it. Enough of these tyrant shiat heads.


Worse: He was a big wheel in the KGB so he's tapped into all the secret shiat where they make their enemies disappear, goon squads to crush opposition and hooligans, that sort of thing.

Plus he hunts yeti and dire wolves on the steppe wearing no shirt and carrying just a WWII surplus infantry rifle.
 
2012-03-14 11:37:02 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:
Come to think about it, forget the dancing and the church, I just take the prostitutes.


Or, as we call them here in 'murika, "birth control recipients".
 
2012-03-14 11:38:54 AM  

big pig peaches: The article is trying to make it sound like a free speech issue, when really it sounds more liked they crashed a chruch sevice to make some point. In the US is called "distrurbing the peace".


I agree, but you don't face seven years in prison for disturbing the peace in the United States.
 
2012-03-14 11:40:11 AM  

topcon: big pig peaches: The article is trying to make it sound like a free speech issue, when really it sounds more liked they crashed a chruch sevice to make some point. In the US is called "distrurbing the peace".

I agree, but you don't face seven years in prison for disturbing the peace in the United States.


No, here you face 11 years in jail for photographing a cop in Illinois.
 
2012-03-14 11:40:16 AM  
You may make light of this, but someday soon, American bands like RAtM and Green Day are going to be "recording from secret locations" too.
 
2012-03-14 11:40:23 AM  

big pig peaches: The article is trying to make it sound like a free speech issue, when really it sounds more liked they crashed a chruch sevice to make some point. In the US is called "distrurbing the peace".


You have an R porblem.
 
2012-03-14 11:41:50 AM  
Free Pussy Riot! (new window)
 
2012-03-14 11:46:16 AM  

Pockafrusta: big pig peaches: The article is trying to make it sound like a free speech issue, when really it sounds more liked they crashed a chruch sevice to make some point. In the US is called "distrurbing the peace".

You have an R porblem.


I know, I wote that like a retrad
 
2012-03-14 11:50:08 AM  

big pig peaches: Pockafrusta: big pig peaches: The article is trying to make it sound like a free speech issue, when really it sounds more liked they crashed a chruch sevice to make some point. In the US is called "distrurbing the peace".

You have an R porblem.

I know, I wote that like a retrad


yeah but you know, given the chance, you'd distrub her piece.
 
2012-03-14 11:51:21 AM  
One more lady band:
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-03-14 11:52:42 AM  
Putin is a monocle and a white cat away from being the next James Bond Villain.
 
2012-03-14 11:52:56 AM  
Putin wants the old USSR back, which is fine as Russians are genetically bureaucratic and corrupt, just as the Irish are all drunken brawlers.
 
2012-03-14 12:55:07 PM  
Pussy Pulpit is an even better band name.
 
2012-03-14 01:03:46 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org: He's a human, LEAVE PUTIN ALONE!
 
2012-03-14 01:14:03 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: mr lawson: Putin is a monocle and a white cat away from being the next James Bond Villain.

[desmond.imageshack.us image 438x480]


You are incredible!
 
2012-03-14 01:25:01 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: herrDrFarkenstein: [theframeproblem.files.wordpress.com image 350x262]

Meanwhile in America.

Which has nothing to do with this thread.

Just hold on to your graph. I'm sure a religion trashing thread will show up later today.


Sorry, I thought this was a story about Russian punk rockers in jail for anti-Putin prayer. I forgot that every time some religious person prays against our government, we do exactly the same thing here, as claimed by our religious right. My bad.
 
2012-03-14 01:27:51 PM  

herrDrFarkenstein: [theframeproblem.files.wordpress.com image 350x262]

Meanwhile in America.


Orthodox = Christian
 
2012-03-14 01:34:15 PM  

herrDrFarkenstein: [theframeproblem.files.wordpress.com image 350x262]

Meanwhile in America.


I'm sure the black populations of South Africa and Zimbabwe will be happy to hear they weren't oppressed all those years because they were a majority.
 
2012-03-14 01:35:10 PM  

iirightii: You may make light of this, but someday soon, American bands like RAtM and Green Day are going to be "recording from secret locations" too.


Green Day? It doesn't get much more mainstream, despite their haircuts.
 
2012-03-14 02:21:55 PM  
Pussy Riot's punk prayer against Pooty-poot (new window)

Considering all that a-hole has done to people, you go, girls!
 
2012-03-14 03:37:43 PM  
If prayers to God asking him/her to remove an elected leader from office are blasphemous, then what does that say about Republican Party supporters?

//Start calling Republicans blasphemous on the internet and watch their heads explode

Example:

"I think separation of church and state is wrong."

"Excuse me, aren't you being blasphemous?"
 
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