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		Papa John's bandit described as 18-year-old white male with pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers and black olives (pics) (wptv.com)		33
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Diogenes		2012-03-14 10:33:47 AM

Detectives say a white man, perhaps 18 years old, entered the restaurant with six others, wearing a white button-up shirt, dark pants and a dark tie. He put the costume on and left the store wearing it.

Passing out copies of the Watchtower finally got to be too much, eh?

gameshowhost		2012-03-14 11:05:10 AM

The fark?

Diogenes		2012-03-14 11:06:25 AM

gameshowhost: The fark?

Sounds like a pledge prank or something similar.

gopher321		2012-03-14 12:28:44 PM

Green peppers on a pizza? HERESY!

/like biting into rubbery water

bwilson27		2012-03-14 12:34:33 PM

TELL me this man is not a pedophile!

Shakespeare's Monkey		2012-03-14 12:36:12 PM

A bandit, in my pizza store? It's more likely than you think!

t3.gstatic.com

/_{Creepy lil f*cker}

pute kisses like a man		2012-03-14 12:36:28 PM

can someone describe the crime that was committed?

FTA:
LAKELAND, Fla. - Polk County deputies say a man walked into Papa John's Pizza restaurant, put on a pizza costume, and then walked out of the Lakeland restaurant Sunday evening....

Video surveillance shows the images of the suspect and four persons of interest

are people forbidden from wearing costumes in FL?

/ perhaps the reported could have said that he stole the pizza costume... but, currently, there was no mention of any possible crime.

MoronLessOff		2012-03-14 12:36:53 PM

Wanted for questioning:
images.wikia.com

cgraves67		2012-03-14 12:38:21 PM

The Casey's near where I work had an inflatable slice-of-pizza character costume for their grand reopening. It happened to be quite windy that day and the person gave up after half an hour of getting knocked to the ground with every gust.

/csb

animal900		2012-03-14 12:41:15 PM

Olives. Gross.

/doesn't like mushrooms either, but understands why others do

cryinoutloud		2012-03-14 12:45:38 PM

I don't understand. He brought it in with him, and then just walked out? What kind of a stupid joke is that? Maybe if he'd danced around in front of the store for an hour or something, well, that would be a joke.

phaseolus		2012-03-14 12:47:22 PM

Papa John's is my least favorite pizza by a wide margin -- The crust is rubbery, the sauce tastes horrible and sugary, and the remaining ingredients are undistinguished. It disproves the pizza-is-like-sex joke. I won't bother taking a slice even when someone else pays for it.

Yet my almost-ex-wife loves it.

Mog32Kupo		2012-03-14 12:50:42 PM

NotSoCSB:
So the Chik-fil-a has a dancing cow outside of the strip mall close to my house. It is pretty innocuous, just dancing around and all.
Well, when I was getting my car worked on, I walked over to the local BBQ shop, passing this dancing cow along the way. The dude asked if I knew where it snowed in San Diego, and by golly did he sound like Towelie.
I acted like I didn't hear him and kept walking.

/I know too many snowmen to NOT know where it snows...
//but that isn't mah thang...

WrongTrousers		2012-03-14 12:51:56 PM

Pizza face?

animal900		2012-03-14 12:56:03 PM

Mog32Kupo: NotSoCSB:
So the Chik-fil-a has a dancing cow outside of the strip mall close to my house. It is pretty innocuous, just dancing around and all.
Well, when I was getting my car worked on, I walked over to the local BBQ shop, passing this dancing cow along the way. The dude asked if I knew where it snowed in San Diego, and by golly did he sound like Towelie.
I acted like I didn't hear him and kept walking.

/I know too many snowmen to NOT know where it snows...
//but that isn't mah thang...

dondueck.files.wordpress.com

litespeed74		2012-03-14 12:58:54 PM

bwilson27: [www.success.com image 400x280]
TELL me this man is not a pedophile!

He told me not to tell.

myinternetname		2012-03-14 01:02:16 PM

Wanted for questioning:

img.karaoke-lyrics.net

hee hee

MoronLessOff		2012-03-14 01:03:02 PM

animal900: Mog32Kupo: NotSoCSB:
So the Chik-fil-a has a dancing cow outside of the strip mall close to my house. It is pretty innocuous, just dancing around and all.
Well, when I was getting my car worked on, I walked over to the local BBQ shop, passing this dancing cow along the way. The dude asked if I knew where it snowed in San Diego, and by golly did he sound like Towelie.
I acted like I didn't hear him and kept walking.

/I know too many snowmen to NOT know where it snows...
//but that isn't mah thang...

[dondueck.files.wordpress.com image 600x391]

I want to know, but I'm afraid to google "snowmen" now.

animal900		2012-03-14 01:10:24 PM

MoronLessOff: animal900: Mog32Kupo: NotSoCSB:
So the Chik-fil-a has a dancing cow outside of the strip mall close to my house. It is pretty innocuous, just dancing around and all.
Well, when I was getting my car worked on, I walked over to the local BBQ shop, passing this dancing cow along the way. The dude asked if I knew where it snowed in San Diego, and by golly did he sound like Towelie.
I acted like I didn't hear him and kept walking.

/I know too many snowmen to NOT know where it snows...
//but that isn't mah thang...

[dondueck.files.wordpress.com image 600x391]

I want to know, but I'm afraid to google "snowmen" now.

I kinda want to know what a "Towelie" is. I assume it means someone with a turban, but what that has to do with the story is beyond me, much like most of the other ~~details~~ ramblings.

MBooda		2012-03-14 01:13:02 PM

second thing that came to mind
www.jonco48.com

/you know the NSFW first thing that came to mind

chookbillion		2012-03-14 01:16:19 PM

Was it just me or was that awful video? I can't believe I watched the whole thing just for the payoff in the last 3 seconds.

MoronLessOff		2012-03-14 01:17:13 PM

animal900: MoronLessOff: animal900: Mog32Kupo: NotSoCSB:
So the Chik-fil-a has a dancing cow outside of the strip mall close to my house. It is pretty innocuous, just dancing around and all.
Well, when I was getting my car worked on, I walked over to the local BBQ shop, passing this dancing cow along the way. The dude asked if I knew where it snowed in San Diego, and by golly did he sound like Towelie.
I acted like I didn't hear him and kept walking.

/I know too many snowmen to NOT know where it snows...
//but that isn't mah thang...

[dondueck.files.wordpress.com image 600x391]

I want to know, but I'm afraid to google "snowmen" now.

I kinda want to know what a "Towelie" is. I assume it means someone with a turban, but what that has to do with the story is beyond me, much like most of the other details ramblings.

Towlie is from South Park.
upload.wikimedia.org

ZMugg		2012-03-14 01:18:36 PM

myinternetname: Wanted for questioning:

[img.karaoke-lyrics.net image 397x594]

hee hee

For the longest time I thought the line was "Pepperoni, angry peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives".

Pepperoni, angry peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

Need therapy.

finegrit		2012-03-14 01:18:42 PM

That thing's got to be worth quite a bit of dough.

No wonder they're cheesed.

devolmann		2012-03-14 01:28:12 PM

Where the fark do you get chives on your pizza?

...yes, on the top. Har har. But seriously. Has anyone ever put or requested them on their pizza?

baronbloodbath		2012-03-14 03:39:42 PM

MoronLessOff: Wanted for questioning:
[images.wikia.com image 320x240]

Came to see Pizza the Hutt.

Leaving satisfied.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-03-14 06:24:08 PM

animal900: MoronLessOff: animal900: Mog32Kupo: NotSoCSB:
So the Chik-fil-a has a dancing cow outside of the strip mall close to my house. It is pretty innocuous, just dancing around and all.
Well, when I was getting my car worked on, I walked over to the local BBQ shop, passing this dancing cow along the way. The dude asked if I knew where it snowed in San Diego, and by golly did he sound like Towelie.
I acted like I didn't hear him and kept walking.

/I know too many snowmen to NOT know where it snows...
//but that isn't mah thang...

[dondueck.files.wordpress.com image 600x391]

I want to know, but I'm afraid to google "snowmen" now.

I kinda want to know what a "Towelie" is. I assume it means someone with a turban, but what that has to do with the story is beyond me, much like most of the other details ramblings.

Ha! Oh my lord, I am totally referring to sikhs as "towelies" from now on.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-03-14 06:25:01 PM

And for you people confused about the Chick-Fil-A story, the mascot asked the dude where he could get coke in a high pitched voice.

ranev700		2012-03-14 06:48:01 PM

Wanted for questioning

rhinoguy		2012-03-14 11:08:05 PM

On his way out he said "Bite me".

twoheads		2012-03-15 01:51:12 AM

Don't judge a man for trying to express his love of bold flavors, you guys.

cjmook21		2012-03-15 01:07:18 PM

pute kisses like a man: can someone describe the crime that was committed?

FTA:
LAKELAND, Fla. - Polk County deputies say a man walked into Papa John's Pizza restaurant, put on a pizza costume, and then walked out of the Lakeland restaurant Sunday evening....

Video surveillance shows the images of the suspect and four persons of interest

are people forbidden from wearing costumes in FL?

/ perhaps the reported could have said that he stole the pizza costume... but, currently, there was no mention of any possible crime.

The title of the article says "stolen pizza costume", which I only read after scouring the entire article a few times thinking the same thing.

pute kisses like a man		2012-03-15 01:25:49 PM

cjmook21: pute kisses like a man: can someone describe the crime that was committed?

FTA:
LAKELAND, Fla. - Polk County deputies say a man walked into Papa John's Pizza restaurant, put on a pizza costume, and then walked out of the Lakeland restaurant Sunday evening....

Video surveillance shows the images of the suspect and four persons of interest

are people forbidden from wearing costumes in FL?

/ perhaps the reported could have said that he stole the pizza costume... but, currently, there was no mention of any possible crime.

The title of the article says "stolen pizza costume", which I only read after scouring the entire article a few times thinking the same thing.

crap... damn titles. i really thought I had scoured enough. I still think that the reporter should have mentioned in the article that it was stolen. I mean, a title is not supposed to be a substantial part of the article.

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