FARK.com: (6992781) Attention all cars, attention all cars, be on the lookout for a suspect who stole a 500 pound beehive from a restaurant. Suspect is described as COVERED IN BEES

		Attention all cars, attention all cars, be on the lookout for a suspect who stole a 500 pound beehive from a restaurant. Suspect is described as COVERED IN BEES (kltv.com)		72
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HawgWild		2012-03-13 09:03:22 PM

Heh ...

Mike_LowELL		2012-03-13 09:25:45 PM

Simpson, you diabolical...

AbbeySomeone		2012-03-13 09:39:23 PM

Did he steal it from the Love Shak?

/dnrtfa

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-03-13 09:40:59 PM

For some reason, I expected that to have happened in Utah before I read TFA

gopher321		2012-03-13 09:59:46 PM

"How do you ANNOY a BEE?"

AKTurkey		2012-03-13 10:19:46 PM

ArkAngel		2012-03-13 10:19:58 PM

Is he headed towards that place that serves chili?

jack21221		2012-03-13 10:32:09 PM

Just the way I like my women.

elffster		2012-03-13 10:34:21 PM

Bad buzz?

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-03-13 10:35:35 PM

Reminds me of something my Uncle Senior once told me: honey on your bunny is worth a stinger in the finger

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke		2012-03-13 10:35:52 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2012-03-13 10:36:10 PM

Approves.

Raging Thespian		2012-03-13 10:36:18 PM

elffster: Bad buzz?

Oh so we're just going to drone on and on with bee puns now?

Mayor Bee		2012-03-13 10:36:59 PM

My loyal constituents! They've been kidnapped!

HawgWild		2012-03-13 10:37:05 PM

Raging Thespian: elffster: Bad buzz?

Oh so we're just going to drone on and on with bee puns now?

We're just pollen around!

Kenny B		2012-03-13 10:37:43 PM

Deadwing		2012-03-13 10:37:52 PM

Is he dressed as a nun and driving a car covered with shelf paper? With duckies and bunnies?

Cytokine Storm		2012-03-13 10:38:56 PM

Beads?!

four95		2012-03-13 10:39:27 PM

cptwngr		2012-03-13 10:39:28 PM

GOB's not on board.

Bees?!

LawyersRock		2012-03-13 10:39:52 PM

A restaurant with a giant bee's nest out front? What a horrible feature. I hope they don't have patio seating.

phrawgh		2012-03-13 10:42:23 PM

BEVETS: You cannot harm us!
SATAN: No? Then how come I just filled your rectum with bees?

JasonOfOrillia		2012-03-13 10:46:53 PM

Could have been worse...

lh4.googleusercontent.com

elffster		2012-03-13 10:46:57 PM

Raging Thespian: elffster: Bad buzz?

Oh so we're just going to drone on and on with bee puns now?

Oh no, would not think of doing that...

1.bp.blogspot.com

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bukketmaster		2012-03-13 10:50:14 PM

AKTurkey: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]

...and we're done here.

mainstreet62		2012-03-13 10:52:49 PM

phrawgh: BEVETS: You cannot harm us!
SATAN: No? Then how come I just filled your rectum with bees?

A rectum full of bees? Interesting concept. I'll pass. Immediately. Ow.

sallys		2012-03-13 10:53:05 PM

hmmm... bees... and the bee episode was on tonight.... and yet.... not one "dribble covered in bees" google result.... this will do.

28.media.tumblr.com

unyon		2012-03-13 10:54:21 PM

Let's just get the rest of these out of the way...

moviespics.wcgame.ru

sallys		2012-03-13 10:56:21 PM

"gribble" "dribble" whatever.

APE992		2012-03-13 10:57:10 PM

Earlier I saw this from my hometown paper:
Linkity (new window)

Two beehives were reported stolen last week from the 500 block of Mund Road in Deer Park, Napa County Sheriff's Capt. Tracey Stuart said Tuesday. The beehives, which included two boxes and a stand and were painted lavender, are worth $200, Stuart said. It is unclear if there was any honey in them. There are no suspects, Stuart said.

phrawgh		2012-03-13 10:57:42 PM

Raging Thespian: Oh so we're just going to drone on and on with bee puns now?

Mind your own beeswax.

Mr. Potatoass		2012-03-13 10:59:04 PM

Probably be on here, shortly

calbert		2012-03-13 10:59:18 PM

/found 'em

urban.derelict		2012-03-13 11:02:44 PM

Done in none.

/thanks for the raff, subby

phrawgh		2012-03-13 11:07:25 PM

texdent		2012-03-13 11:17:47 PM

Chinchillazilla		2012-03-13 11:21:00 PM

Where do you fence a hot beehive?

chookbillion		2012-03-13 11:24:16 PM

No sudden movement!!!!
Couldn't find the exact clip, dammit.

Tegro		2012-03-13 11:30:04 PM

Bees?

Amos Quito		2012-03-13 11:33:14 PM

3.0

Nuff Said McFarky		2012-03-13 11:36:06 PM

elffster		2012-03-13 11:43:16 PM

How many bottles of Tide is a beehive worth?

LadyBelgara		2012-03-13 11:46:50 PM

unyon: Let's just get the rest of these out of the way...

[moviespics.wcgame.ru image 325x365]
[supportyourlocalgunfighter.com image 350x257]

[www.jan-leasure.com image 184x226]
[gcs-assets.s3.amazonaws.com image 638x375]

You missed one!

i309.photobucket.com

depmode98		2012-03-13 11:55:03 PM

I'm happy for the arrested development references but sad nobody has referenced Nicolas cage from wicker man. Also the headline is a nice homage to the AS WE ARE THOUSANDS OF SPIDERS headline from a week ago.

/old bear. He likes the honey

Taima		2012-03-13 11:59:22 PM

elffster: How many bottles of Tide is a beehive worth?

Lol!

QuinnTheFetus		2012-03-14 12:09:07 AM

ArkAngel: Is he headed towards that place that serves chili?

And he's directly under the sun........ nnnow

whydat		2012-03-14 12:18:40 AM

mila kunis, ya i tapped that azz

Kurmudgeon		2012-03-14 12:21:18 AM

unyon: Let's just get the rest of these out of the way...

Missed one.
t0.gstatic.com

RadicalArcher		2012-03-14 12:30:32 AM

AKTurkey: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]

Not the Bees! Dance Remix (new window)

rottdyke		2012-03-14 12:49:55 AM

They'll need to set up a sting operation to catch these guys...

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