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(WNBC-TV)   P. Diddy gives up sex for two weeks prior to NYC Marathon   ( divider line
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7795 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Oct 2003 at 11:05 AM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-10-26 11:04:21 AM  
That's great. Can we see if he can give up making bad music for the next 2 years?
2003-10-26 11:08:16 AM  
As much as I hate rappers, I respect him for doing something for charity, even if it might be a publicity stunt (which doesn't affect the kids getting the charity anyway).
2003-10-26 11:09:01 AM  
Can we see if Valdemiro will give up posting to Fark if Diddy wins the marathon?
2003-10-26 11:10:54 AM  
Hey! What do you have against Valdemiro??
2003-10-26 11:11:41 AM  
Oh, a "running" marathon. My first thought was better.
2003-10-26 11:12:04 AM  
Hey, I thought he was all
"Don't disturb the Sexy"?
2003-10-26 11:12:19 AM  
How is this supposed to help him run better?
2003-10-26 11:12:27 AM  
How about P Diddy giving up sex forever? The thought of some mini-Diddy someday following in his father's footsteps is too horrible to contemplate.

Vote with your feet, buy People Under The Stairs albums instead.

And by the way, why is Mr. Diddy running is a marathon to raise money, rather than just writing an enormous cheque?
2003-10-26 11:12:55 AM  
how the hell is this newsworthy? Does the public really need to know how P Diddy's hormones are? The guy is running a race to raise money for charity and all they wanna talk about is him giving up sex for 2 weeks. way to go journalism.
2003-10-26 11:13:29 AM  
Cosmic_Music: How much have you donated?
2003-10-26 11:15:13 AM  
LOSER! i've given up sex for years just for the hell of it
2003-10-26 11:15:34 AM  

nothing. I hate kids. bah, Humbug.

Point taken. Props to Diddy. Still think he could part with his own cash tho.
2003-10-26 11:17:23 AM  
Wait til he gets married...he'll be giving up sex for a lot longer than two weeks.

married too long
2003-10-26 11:17:29 AM  
wonder if 50 cent would consider getting shot for charity. Its old hat...
2003-10-26 11:24:08 AM  

So if he's giving up sex, does this mean he'll have to change his stupid name to P.Don'ty ?

Haha, I slay myself sometimes. Maybe he just needs the time to find out how to rip off some other runner's jogging technique, then call it original when he uses it.

2003-10-26 11:26:02 AM  
What's a Diddy and why is there a P. in front of it
2003-10-26 11:28:46 AM  
I wonder what the New York City welfare system will do with the surplus?
2003-10-26 11:29:10 AM  
yeah, that's why JLo left him
strong like bullshiate
2003-10-26 11:30:33 AM  
and the media continues to give us *news* we don't need or want...
2003-10-26 11:32:19 AM  
Ashton Kutcher must be disappointed.

Seriously though, I hope that Pee Diddy, the slack-jawed moron, falls down a sewer.
2003-10-26 11:32:38 AM  
im not even gonna comment on who he is gonna give up sex with....mods would erase my account in a second
2003-10-26 11:32:57 AM  
I hear he's going to sample the running of atleast 4 other successful marathon runners.
2003-10-26 11:43:15 AM  
pppppppppppppbbbbbbbbbbbbbt. amatuer. I went 7 years (no i wasnt incarcerated) without it, didnt make me run faster tho
2003-10-26 11:46:34 AM  
i'm assuming he'll have a ho at the finish line...or maybe at each mile marker if he can't finish
2003-10-26 11:52:37 AM  
If any of you are running in the marathon, whatever you do DO NOT pass P. Diddy. He will likely have several hundred bodyguards in the crowd ready to shoot anyone who "disses" him.
2003-10-26 11:52:53 AM  
OH YOU POOR THING. God I feel so sorry for him. What a sacrifice he's making!
2003-10-26 11:58:12 AM  
Poo Diddly is a saint.
2003-10-26 12:04:08 PM  
<b>The_Y2P_Problem</b> actully, it'll make him run worse. The guy obviously wasn't in sports. Not a perverted observation as much as a matter of fact thing.
2003-10-26 12:06:25 PM  
Sure, he's given up sex. But now he's fapping to JLo pics like a prepubscent boy.
2003-10-26 12:09:08 PM  
STAY STRONG DIDDY!!! We have faith in your ability to transcend the material world!

Ow! My sarcasm bit me.
Pee, Did He?
2003-10-26 12:13:17 PM  
Wow, three sentences in this article. I can say without humor or irony that I have seen headlines longer than this whole article.
2003-10-26 12:18:05 PM  
unh unh unh unh yeah yeah yeah yeah.
unh unh unh unh yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Gonna run the marathon yeah yeah yeah.
that's right, the marathon yeah baby
the marathon baby that's what I said.
unh unh lay it down, the marathon.
2003-10-26 12:22:19 PM  
Not if Jlo's ass has anything to say about it, or do about it rather, do him more specifically.
2003-10-26 12:22:59 PM  
So who wants to run a string across the route then pull it taut when Pee Spittle comes by?

Yoink! Sproing! Aieeee! Thud!

Ahh, good times.
2003-10-26 12:24:03 PM  
Waiting for the P.Diddy 'Chariots of Fire' remix.
2003-10-26 12:29:43 PM  
this really helps in sports, I dont know why but when I dont do anything for 2 weeks I play a hell of alot better then when i fark...
2003-10-26 12:30:00 PM  
All it takes to run a marathon is giving up sex for two weeks??? I should be an Olympic class athlete by now.
2003-10-26 12:31:31 PM  
I think you can fark better by giving up farking for two weeks too.
2003-10-26 12:31:51 PM  
hey mods. you suck. XOXOXO
2003-10-26 12:32:07 PM  
Sean "Puffy" Combs says it is going to be difficult for him, but he plans to give up sex for two weeks. Is two weeks a long time to go without sex?
Choice Votes Percentage of 4182 Votes
Yes 1220 29%
No 2962 71%
2003-10-26 12:35:14 PM  
hey, TenderBranson, had your post not mentioned the personal of the day, it wouldn't have been deleted. XOXOXO
2003-10-26 12:35:44 PM  
If the lack of sex helps you run faster, call me Carl Lewis.
2003-10-26 12:57:08 PM  
So what's his blowup doll supposed to do for 2 weeks? Tsk, the injustice.
2003-10-26 12:57:23 PM  
That is very admirable - giving up jacking off for 2 weeks. The man is truly a role model.
2003-10-26 01:09:28 PM  
...much ado about nothing...
2003-10-26 01:51:45 PM  
Now if he could only give up trying to be a musician.

* rap is not music, just bad poetry put to a simple beat *
2003-10-26 02:04:20 PM  
I wish the silly sumbiatch would give up oxygen for a couple o' weeks....
2003-10-26 03:17:04 PM  
Women weaken legs.
2003-10-26 03:24:14 PM  
anyone got an unlikely tag?

2003-10-26 03:29:22 PM  
thinking about going to NYC just to trip his ass...
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