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		19-year-old arrested for throwing a Molotov cocktail at his mom. Mother's Day is going to be awkward this year (cantonrep.com)		19
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Diogenes		2012-03-13 05:13:23 PM

M is for the cocktail I have lobbed at youuuuuu......

Theaetetus		2012-03-13 05:24:29 PM

Sock Ruh Tease		2012-03-13 05:24:32 PM

How dumb can you be if the Molotov cocktail you just threw doesn't even light up?

Dumb enough to throw one at your mom, apparently...

Trance750		2012-03-13 05:28:00 PM

Molotov Cocktail is the local drink, and all she wants to do is dance, dance

Random Discord		2012-03-13 05:34:26 PM

Is the mom hot?

OnlyM3		2012-03-13 05:34:29 PM

Was she hot?

EdNortonsTwin		2012-03-13 05:35:18 PM

Triple felony March madness for that kid.

Krieghund		2012-03-13 05:44:35 PM

Canton police records said Varner had a knife when he threw a Molotov cocktail at his mother, but it did not explode.

Was the knife likely to explode?

Krieghund		2012-03-13 05:48:00 PM

Indubitably		2012-03-13 06:11:35 PM

Flame on.

;)

skinink		2012-03-13 06:18:04 PM

"Police described the "Molotov cocktail" as an incendiary device comprised of a bottle containing a flammable liquid."

Thank you for that definition, Sergeant Wikipedia.

TomD9938		2012-03-13 06:24:13 PM

Krieghund: Canton police records said Varner had a knife when he threw a Molotov cocktail at his mother, but it did not explode.

Was the knife likely to explode?

skinink: "Police described the "Molotov cocktail" as an incendiary device comprised of a bottle containing a flammable liquid."
Thank you for that definition, Sergeant Wikipedia.

Also FTA

Police called around 7 p.m. Monday to quell a fight between Malcolm A. Varner of 406 Hazlett Ave. NW, and his brother

"Hi there! We're the Police and things are slow, so we thought we'd call to see if we could quell any fights that may be happening."

They live in a tri-plex that was occupied at the time.

That would stand to reason.

eas81		2012-03-13 06:32:23 PM

Just found a police drawing of the crime scene.

www.wpclipart.com

Gyrfalcon		2012-03-13 06:40:03 PM

TomD9938: Krieghund: Canton police records said Varner had a knife when he threw a Molotov cocktail at his mother, but it did not explode.

Was the knife likely to explode?

skinink: "Police described the "Molotov cocktail" as an incendiary device comprised of a bottle containing a flammable liquid."
Thank you for that definition, Sergeant Wikipedia.

Also FTA

Police called around 7 p.m. Monday to quell a fight between Malcolm A. Varner of 406 Hazlett Ave. NW, and his brother

"Hi there! We're the Police and things are slow, so we thought we'd call to see if we could quell any fights that may be happening."

They live in a tri-plex that was occupied at the time.

That would stand to reason.

I like your version better.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-03-13 07:37:34 PM

Now's the time for Hallmark to corner the market on "Sorry for throwing Molotov cocktails at you, Mom" greeting cards.

Indubitably		2012-03-13 08:18:07 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Now's the time for Hallmark to corner the market on "Sorry for throwing Molotov cocktails at you, Mom" greeting cards.

"When My feelings were hot and inflammatory,
I neglected to tell you why,
Before I slung my fiery pie,
So, please, Molotov-Mom,
Allow me this Mom-flagration,
For I love you on fire, Mom..."

;)