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(My Northwest)   "The Muppets raped Kurt Cobain" - another gem from Courtney Love   (mynorthwest.com) divider line 103
    More: Asinine, Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain, The Muppets, Krist Novoselic, TMZ  
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2012-03-13 02:38:29 PM
At least they didn't have him killed.
 
2012-03-13 02:55:01 PM
Farking OD on heroin already, you farking coont.
 
2012-03-13 03:06:31 PM
I wouldn't mind rapi....

I shouldn't go there
 
2012-03-13 03:09:58 PM

cman: I wouldn't mind rapi....

I shouldn't go there


Depends, if you are pondering sex with a Muppet, I myself, have thought, perhaps...with Courtney Love, you are just a sick, sick bastard.
 
2012-03-13 03:10:21 PM
i235.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-13 03:10:21 PM
Uh, right.
 
2012-03-13 03:10:24 PM
Really - how painful would a tiny felt peener be? Especially if you're dead?
 
2012-03-13 03:13:25 PM
fark Kurt Cobain and his shiatty proto-emo music. Dudes got millions of dollars and all he could do was whine and biatch about how much life sucks. And what's with these people venerating him like he's some kind of messiah, acting like he's the John Lennon of their generation. Give me a break, take your shiatty grunge music and stick it.

/still butthurt over Grunge killing hair metal
/hair metal got the last laugh though
 
2012-03-13 03:25:06 PM
Hey Courtney, you should see what they did with Nine Inch Nails' Hurt (new window, NSFW)
It's right up your alley.
 
2012-03-13 03:30:39 PM
Who knew Cobain was a Furry? I wouldn't have guessed it.
 
2012-03-13 03:55:21 PM
Did you know that the word "albino" is a loan word from Portuguese?

It seems to me that English people never had the need to come up with a word to describe an albino, since that's just a normal person to them.
 
2012-03-13 03:58:06 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-13 03:58:53 PM
troll.me
 
2012-03-13 03:59:33 PM
They raped him, they did! And 17 years after she killed him, she did!
 
2012-03-13 04:03:40 PM
Well maybe you shouldnt have sold the rights according to TFA. What is even funnier is how the 2 other members of the band gave permission. Just die already you no talent coont.
 
2012-03-13 04:03:46 PM
I liked the Muppet barbershop rendition of Smells like Teen Spirit :)

/will proudly admit seeing the movie twice so far
//though once was on an airplane
///first time was in theatre though! had to wait till it came out in the UK though
////old school slashie time!
 
2012-03-13 04:04:42 PM
Another day,another coke-fueled Love rant.....Yawn.
 
2012-03-13 04:05:24 PM
"The Muppets raped Kurt Cobain"

Heroin is a helluva drug.
 
2012-03-13 04:06:28 PM

groppet: Well maybe you shouldnt have sold the rights according to TFA. What is even funnier is how the 2 other members of the band gave permission. Just die already you no talent coont.


And one of them was IN THE MOVIE.
 
2012-03-13 04:07:35 PM
And in protest you could not cash the checks that come as a result of using his music....
 
2012-03-13 04:07:36 PM
It really is no wonder that Kurt chose to end his life rather than be with that screeching harpy.

/Nirvana sucked, though
 
2012-03-13 04:09:02 PM
www.wattix.com
 
2012-03-13 04:10:27 PM
WHY IS SHE NOT DEAD YET?
 
2012-03-13 04:11:15 PM
STFU, dirty Yoko. Your opinion never has been and never will be relevant to anything.
 
2012-03-13 04:12:12 PM

Spoon over Marin: WHY HOW IS SHE NOT DEAD YET?


ftfy
 
2012-03-13 04:14:49 PM

spman: And what's with these people venerating him like he's some kind of messiah, acting like he's the John Lennon of their generation


Yeah, ask them to explain the lyrics to any of his songs and listen to the crickets.
 
2012-03-13 04:15:22 PM
This wasn't rape. This was someone sleeping with your ex. You may not like it, but it was completely consensual, completely legal, and those involved had a blast. Deal.
 
2012-03-13 04:18:52 PM

Mugato: spman: And what's with these people venerating him like he's some kind of messiah, acting like he's the John Lennon of their generation

Yeah, ask them to explain the lyrics to any of his songs and listen to the crickets.


I was in high school when he died and I didnt like them. I just hated the months following because every other song on the local rock stations was a Nirvana song. And then there were a bunch of copy cat suicides, jeebus.
 
2012-03-13 04:19:29 PM
Am I too late to mention how much grunge sucks and how amazing hair metal was, and wharrgarbl !! Where's my pudding and can of Ensure!!!!
 
2012-03-13 04:20:56 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-13 04:25:28 PM

oldfarthenry: Really - how painful would a tiny felt peener be? Especially if you're dead?


Tiny? Snuffaluffagus packs a big brown piece of lumber wood my friend...
 
2012-03-13 04:28:23 PM
Says the woman who read his suicide note in public in order to gain attention for herself.
 
2012-03-13 04:32:18 PM
Hey....when you have a song called "Rape Me", sooner or later somebody is going to take you up on your offer.
 
2012-03-13 04:34:13 PM

groppet: I was in high school when he died and I didnt like them.



I was in junior high, dickhead.

/Sorry....can't resist using that quote from "Die Hard".
//But YRLY....was in 9th grade at the time.
///Grew up in the Seattle area.
////Soundgarden was the only grunge band I liked.
 
2012-03-13 04:35:30 PM
Um.... when did they do that song in the movie.... I don't recall it.... and the video in the article is clearly just someone taking clips from the Muppet's Bohemian Rhapsody video and sticking Smells Like Teen Spirit over it.
 
2012-03-13 04:35:31 PM
There are very few things in this world that I will side with against the muppets. Courtney Love is not one of them.

And who doesn't like barbershop quartets?
 
2012-03-13 04:38:27 PM
I bet Animal has an extensive record. dont think rape though. I would say Bert is most likely.
 
2012-03-13 04:39:50 PM

mc_madness: oldfarthenry: Really - how painful would a tiny felt peener be? Especially if you're dead?

Tiny? Snuffaluffagus packs a big brown piece of lumber wood my friend...


Little known fact, that's not his trunk....
mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-03-13 04:43:12 PM

spman: fark Kurt Cobain and his shiatty proto-emo music. Dudes got millions of dollars and all he could do was whine and biatch about how much life sucks. And what's with these people venerating him like he's some kind of messiah, acting like he's the John Lennon of their generation. Give me a break, take your shiatty grunge music and stick it.

/still butthurt over Grunge killing hair metal
/hair metal got the last laugh though



You know how I knew you are an old grouchy loser before you even mentioned hair metal?
 
2012-03-13 04:44:21 PM
lasercannon: kermitgoatse.cx

Twice as funny but only half as shocking as the Statler and Waldorf Lemon Party pics.
 
2012-03-13 04:50:20 PM
Maybe Dave didn't really give permission. There are imposters everywhere.

i121.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-13 04:54:39 PM
I'm sure that Kurt would have preferred the Muppets singing one of his songs to having his ugly, coked out skank of a wife blow his head off.
 
2012-03-13 04:56:10 PM
I dont remember any nirvana song being used in the movie.
 
2012-03-13 04:56:37 PM
A-NI-MAL! A-NI-MAL!
 
2012-03-13 04:57:41 PM

dletter: Um.... when did they do that song in the movie.... I don't recall it.... and the video in the article is clearly just someone taking clips from the Muppet's Bohemian Rhapsody video and sticking Smells Like Teen Spirit over it.


They performed it during the Muppet telethon in the last half of the movie. It was a barbershop quartet with Sam the Eagle, the Swedish Chef, and Beaker (wielding an ax). Forgot who the fourth muppet was. In the context of the movie, Jack Black screamed that they were ruining the song.
 
2012-03-13 04:59:31 PM
I heard she douches with honey and vinegar because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork?
sfr2m.com
Hog wash!
 
2012-03-13 05:00:49 PM
On a side note I enjoyed the newest muppet movie. It was a nice throwback.
 
2012-03-13 05:04:15 PM

gunga galunga: dletter: Um.... when did they do that song in the movie.... I don't recall it.... and the video in the article is clearly just someone taking clips from the Muppet's Bohemian Rhapsody video and sticking Smells Like Teen Spirit over it.

They performed it during the Muppet telethon in the last half of the movie. It was a barbershop quartet with Sam the Eagle, the Swedish Chef, and Beaker (wielding an ax). Forgot who the fourth muppet was. In the context of the movie, Jack Black screamed that they were ruining the song.


Link Hogthrob

/saw the movie 3 times, but once was a dollar theater
//I have a 5 year old
 
2012-03-13 05:11:40 PM
NOTHING kills a song better than having Muppets singing it. Even having a right wing republican playing it at one of their campaign rallies cannot suck the cool out of it more than a Muppets version of it.

Just ask Sting.
 
2012-03-13 05:20:42 PM

baufan2005: On a side note I enjoyed the newest muppet movie. It was a nice throwback.


I did too. I actually teared up a little when they went into Rainbow Connection.

And Dave Grohl's cameo had me chuckling.
 
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