Well, as a pretend lawyer on Fark, I'd say there is precedence - uh, the case of MaryAnn vs. Ginger, as well as The Castaways vs. The State of Hawaii, which, uh, as we all know, ended with the execution of Giiligan, and Hawaii becoming the 51st state.

Hector Remarkable: Well, as a pretend lawyer on Fark, I'd say there is precedence - uh, the case of MaryAnn vs. Ginger, as well as The Castaways vs. The State of Hawaii, which, uh, as we all know, ended with the execution of Giiligan, and Hawaii becoming the 51st state.

Proving, of course, that Obama is a secret fascist socialist radical Christian Muslim who was born in Kenya.

Does the article consist of incoherent rambling, or is it just me?

gopher321: Time for hizzoner Judge I.M. Crazypants to resign.

Why? Because he had the nerve to put a little humor in what would otherwise be a boring document? It looks like he made the correct decision using sound logic. Isn't that his job?

gopher321: Time for hizzoner Judge I.M. Crazypants to resign.

Only if his radio is made out of coconuts.

moof: Does the article consist of incoherent rambling, or is it just me?

I read about as much of that article as anyone who is likely to comment here but I had to wonder: Why would the descendants of the captain have any claim to that ship? Was he also the owner? Being related to someone who lost a ship is hardly legal grounds for claiming ownership of the wreck.

Um,

Done with #1.

;)

It takes Diff'rent Strokes to move the world, yes it does.

moof: Does the article consist of incoherent rambling, or is it just me?

Welcome to Fark?

Did someone say "Mary Ann"?

feefifofimmy: Hector Remarkable: Well, as a pretend lawyer on Fark, I'd say there is precedence - uh, the case of MaryAnn vs. Ginger, as well as The Castaways vs. The State of Hawaii, which, uh, as we all know, ended with the execution of Giiligan, and Hawaii becoming the 51st state.

Proving, of course, that Obama is a secret fascist socialist radical Christian Atheist Muslim who was born in Kenya.

FTFM

Less redundant.

I see the FEDs did not disclose the position of the other two wrecks within two miles, but the paper did....
See the jpeg of the article.....

baronbloodbath: gopher321: Time for hizzoner Judge I.M. Crazypants to resign.

Why would he resign? He's got Thurston Howell III bankrolling his next election.....

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/Let's send Rmoney on a three hour trip in Hawaii....

Wait.

Wait for it.

Jeez.

Duh?

;)

Gyrfalcon: The only strange thing about the whole incident is that maritime law is usually much drier than that.

*mini-threadjack*

Hey, Darlin', how was the bar?

How droll.

gopher321: Time for hizzoner Judge I.M. Crazypants to resign.

JustGetItRight: Why? Because he had the nerve to put a little humor in what would otherwise be a boring document? It looks like he made the correct decision using sound logic. Isn't that his job?

He's not crazy, he's a bully and a showoff. His job description doesn't include mocking people from the safety of his judicial bench, particularly when those people have no choice but to sit there and take it. You can damn well be sure that if someone other than him tried to "put a little humor" into a court proceeding he'd be the first one to be outraged.

I'm all for levity when a situation calls for it, but this guy is being a smarmy douchebag because he knows he can get away with it. F#ck him.

Barricaded Gunman: gopher321: Time for hizzoner Judge I.M. Crazypants to resign.

JustGetItRight: Why? Because he had the nerve to put a little humor in what would otherwise be a boring document? It looks like he made the correct decision using sound logic. Isn't that his job?

He's not crazy, he's a bully and a showoff. His job description doesn't include mocking people from the safety of his judicial bench, particularly when those people have no choice but to sit there and take it. You can damn well be sure that if someone other than him tried to "put a little humor" into a court proceeding he'd be the first one to be outraged.

I'm all for levity when a situation calls for it, but this guy is being a smarmy douchebag because he knows he can get away with it. F#ck him.

Abuse of power indeed.

Remove him from the bench.

fark you, corporate/business felliatiators. Once the captain leaves the ship, it's abandoned property. I don't give a rat's ass what the completely corrupt governments of the world say.

/You find anything valuable, you keep your stupid mouth shut.

bim1154: Did someone say "Mary Ann"?

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Came for this. Absolute killer bod.

bim1154: Did someone say "Mary Ann"?

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I CAME for this.

Indubitably: Barricaded Gunman: gopher321: Time for hizzoner Judge I.M. Crazypants to resign.

JustGetItRight: Why? Because he had the nerve to put a little humor in what would otherwise be a boring document? It looks like he made the correct decision using sound logic. Isn't that his job?

He's not crazy, he's a bully and a showoff. His job description doesn't include mocking people from the safety of his judicial bench, particularly when those people have no choice but to sit there and take it. You can damn well be sure that if someone other than him tried to "put a little humor" into a court proceeding he'd be the first one to be outraged.

I'm all for levity when a situation calls for it, but this guy is being a smarmy douchebag because he knows he can get away with it. F#ck him.

Abuse of power indeed.

Remove him from the bench.

Precedent would call for giving him his own late morning TV show.

Draq: Indubitably: Barricaded Gunman: gopher321: Time for hizzoner Judge I.M. Crazypants to resign.

JustGetItRight: Why? Because he had the nerve to put a little humor in what would otherwise be a boring document? It looks like he made the correct decision using sound logic. Isn't that his job?

He's not crazy, he's a bully and a showoff. His job description doesn't include mocking people from the safety of his judicial bench, particularly when those people have no choice but to sit there and take it. You can damn well be sure that if someone other than him tried to "put a little humor" into a court proceeding he'd be the first one to be outraged.

I'm all for levity when a situation calls for it, but this guy is being a smarmy douchebag because he knows he can get away with it. F#ck him.

Abuse of power indeed.

Remove him from the bench.

Precedent would call for giving him his own late morning TV show.

Pretty good at that, you are.

;)

Draq: Precedent would call for giving him his own late morning TV show.

Please, no.

On the plus side, at least he didn't use quotes from My Mother the Car.

*shudders*

Sticky Hands: Barricaded Gunman: smarmy douchebag because he knows he can get away with it.

Don't all smarmy douchebags be so because they know they can get away with it?

I don't know, but I DO know folks who points tend to keep score and decry themselves in others.

Game over.

;)

Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: The only strange thing about the whole incident is that maritime law is usually much drier than that.

*mini-threadjack*

Hey, Darlin', how was the bar?

Well, I think my brain has returned from the Mountains of Madness...

Yeah, and?

How do you feel you did?

Did you pass yet?

;)

Honest Bender: Fizpez: I read about as much of that article as anyone who is likely to comment here but I had to wonder: Why would the descendants of the captain have any claim to that ship? Was he also the owner? Being related to someone who lost a ship is hardly legal grounds for claiming ownership of the wreck.

I may have read one or two sentences more than you. It was not comfortable, you did the right thing. But I did learn something. The descendants of the capt. were the ones paying for the excavation. So... you know, what up with that?[Citation needed]
I see nothing in the article that says the descendants were paying for anything.

bim1154: Did someone say "Mary Ann"?

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You called?

Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: The only strange thing about the whole incident is that maritime law is usually much drier than that.

*mini-threadjack*

Hey, Darlin', how was the bar?

Well, I think my brain has returned from the Mountains of Madness...

Yeah, and?

How do you feel you did?

Did you pass yet?

;)

I either did really really well, or really really blew it: It seemed way too easy.

I won't know until May, and immediately thereafter everyone here will know: It will be a threadjack beyond all threadjacks. :)

Sweet.

I predict victory, reaffirming what i wrote b4.

You got this.

*smooches*

;)

Few things are more of a pain in the ass than properly identifying a 19th. century shipwreck.

Or a German submarine


And I agree with Baracaded Gunman. fark that jack-off judge. He should be forced to listen to the entirety of Hamlet The Musical performed by the students of a school for the deaf. (the judge, not BG)

Sticky Hands: Don't all smarmy douchebags be so because they know they can get away with it?

Yes, but not all smarmy douchebags can throw you in jail for reciprocating their douchebaggery. That's what makes this guy worse.

After reading the article I think I can safely assume the ship will be determined to belong to Spain and all cargo will be delivered free of charge next week curtesy of our dickless government.

Curtesy? Courtesy, I think I meant. Yeah, that's the tikkit.

Gyrfalcon: Well, I think my brain has returned from the Mountains of Madness...

And now, your shrieks are confined to the repetition of a single, mad word of all too obvious source: "Tekeli-li" ?

Hector Remarkable: Well, as a pretend lawyer on Fark, I'd say there is precedence - uh, the case of MaryAnn vs. Ginger, as well as The Castaways vs. The State of Hawaii, which, uh, as we all know, ended with the execution of Giiligan, and Hawaii becoming the 51st 57th state.

FTFY - B.H.O.

Fizpez: I read about as much of that article as anyone who is likely to comment here but I had to wonder: Why would the descendants of the captain have any claim to that ship? Was he also the owner? Being related to someone who lost a ship is hardly legal grounds for claiming ownership of the wreck.

Hmm... I wonder if Capt. Richard Dixie is the owner of the ship he captains named "Dixie". Too bad we'll never really know.

:stare:

/dick dixie
//lol

MBooda,

Y B A Downer? Jinkies....I wanted to remember Maryanne the way she used to be...and Ginger did not always look like skeletor...

This is why, if I were to find a shipwreck, I'd never reveal the location until I could claim it for myself. Not mine? OK, it's all yours, but you still have to find it.

CourtroomWolf: This is why, if I were to find a shipwreck, I'd never reveal the location until I could claim it for myself. Not mine? OK, it's all yours, but you still have to find it.

Mine.

;)