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(NBC Connecticut)   14-year-old boy meets 21-year-old woman playing Call of Duty online, meets her in person, shoots her in face   ( nbcconnecticut.com) divider line
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2012-03-13 12:40:36 PM  

Jerkwater: It's getting to the point where I get nervous about any female stranger talking to my kids.


Teach him how to play Magic the Gathering.
 
2012-03-13 12:42:14 PM  

boobsrgood: Jerkwater: It's getting to the point where I get nervous about any female stranger talking to my kids.

Teach him how to play Magic the Gathering.


That won't work at all. He'd be tapping it left and right!
 
2012-03-13 12:52:23 PM  

Treygreen13: jbuist: Slaxl: Aren't they all "Fark you you farking fark, you cheated, I'm gonna fark your farking face"

Sorta, but you need to add a bunch of n*gger and homo slurs in there too.

Ah, I remember when "n00b" was the new cool thing to say. And if somebody called you a noob you were very upset. Now it seems that the gay slur has lost all its luster and the new gaming slur is the much-maligned N-word.

As long as it keeps offending people, I guess it'll stay the slur of choice.

I was playing Battlefield 3 the other day, and this guy was just harassing our team, being a total jackass, crashing all the jets and helicopters and sitting in the AA tank hosing down the snipers. He joined my squad, found me, and pulled out the repair tool and just spammed the button on my face so I had a constant flare effect in front of my vision. I told him in chat to "cut it out" and he lost his mind, screaming and calling everyone motherfarkers and "fags". But the moment he said the N-word, he was banned automatically.

So the N-word is an automatic ban but acting like a moron for 20 minutes is ok.


As many people on the internets will agree, trolling is an art form. Simply yelling profanity and being an obvious douche-nozzle just gets you banned (or just muted, as in CoD). It's a rookie move. Good gaming trolls find ways to piss off the whole team without worrying about ramifications. The pros can do it, and also get YOU booted in the process.

/my favorite strat is to stand on friendly helicopter blades in Halo:Reach, then boot the pilot for the inevitable betrayal.
 
2012-03-13 12:54:42 PM  
biatch was probably using the teleport glitch
 
2012-03-13 12:56:07 PM  
As many people on the internets will agree, trolling is an art form. Simply yelling profanity and being an obvious douche-nozzle just gets you banned (or just muted, as in CoD). It's a rookie move. Good gaming trolls find ways to piss off the whole team without worrying about ramifications. The pros can do it, and also get YOU booted in the process.

/my favorite strat is to stand on friendly helicopter blades in Halo:Reach, then boot the pilot for the inevitable betrayal.


So people really think like you?
God, what a pathetic dweeb.
 
2012-03-13 12:57:40 PM  
Bravo!
 
2012-03-13 12:58:41 PM  

Jim.Casy: As many people on the internets will agree, trolling is a art form.


/FTFY
 
2012-03-13 12:59:34 PM  

doubled99: theorellior Smartest
Funniest
2012-03-13 12:17:21 PM


She's not pretty, but she's not ugly. Let those who have not banged similar women in their time cast the first stone.


Okay, I'm first, bet I can hit her in the eye.


Not having banged any women at all doesn't count.
 
2012-03-13 01:01:05 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Jim from Saint Paul: CheekyMonkey: Can't we just assume that anyone playing a video game has a 14-year-old mentality, and call it a day?

3/10. Especially since you're posting about having a 14 year old mentatility on *Fark*. That's a pre-requisite to posting here anyway.

You may be thinking of 4Chan.


Well, there too.

Although /b/ requires a special kind of 14 year old. One with the potential of killing everyone in their school.
 
2012-03-13 01:06:23 PM  

Beluga Heights: theorellior: She's not pretty, but she's not ugly. Let those who have not banged similar women in their time cast the first stone.

I will cast away, good sir.

My nothing under a 7 rule is sacred and beautiful.


That's a 3 beer Maine 7.
 
2012-03-13 01:14:16 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Some 'Splainin' To Do: Jim from Saint Paul: CheekyMonkey: Can't we just assume that anyone playing a video game has a 14-year-old mentality, and call it a day?

3/10. Especially since you're posting about having a 14 year old mentatility on *Fark*. That's a pre-requisite to posting here anyway.

You may be thinking of 4Chan.

Well, there too.

Although /b/ requires a special kind of 14 year old. One with the potential of filming themselves raping and killing everyone in their school and then posting screenshots for /b/tards to comment on.


FTFY
 
2012-03-13 01:15:21 PM  

Benni K Rok: Beluga Heights: theorellior: She's not pretty, but she's not ugly. Let those who have not banged similar women in their time cast the first stone.

I will cast away, good sir.

My nothing under a 7 rule is sacred and beautiful.

That's a 3 beer Maine 7.


I don't allow alcohol to influence my system. It's a hard, sober 7 or nothing.
 
2012-03-13 01:18:53 PM  
i could go for some hardcore team deathmatch right now or search and destroy
 
2012-03-13 01:19:34 PM  

doubled99: As many people on the internets will agree, trolling is an art form. Simply yelling profanity and being an obvious douche-nozzle just gets you banned (or just muted, as in CoD). It's a rookie move. Good gaming trolls find ways to piss off the whole team without worrying about ramifications. The pros can do it, and also get YOU booted in the process.

/my favorite strat is to stand on friendly helicopter blades in Halo:Reach, then boot the pilot for the inevitable betrayal.

So people really think like you?
God, what a pathetic dweeb.


Yeah, yeah they do... I had some moron standing in front of this little square in the Hanoi map on COD one day, wouldn't move, had as all pinned inside it. I had to wait til someone killed them to get out of it...

//Yes I have the mentality of a 14 year old...
 
2012-03-13 01:20:33 PM  
Well, she does look... hungry...
 
2012-03-13 01:26:04 PM  

MoronLessOff: Crouch
Crouch
Crouch
Crouch
Crouch


Came for a teabag joke, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-03-13 01:28:14 PM  

mjones73: doubled99: As many people on the internets will agree, trolling is an art form. Simply yelling profanity and being an obvious douche-nozzle just gets you banned (or just muted, as in CoD). It's a rookie move. Good gaming trolls find ways to piss off the whole team without worrying about ramifications. The pros can do it, and also get YOU booted in the process.

/my favorite strat is to stand on friendly helicopter blades in Halo:Reach, then boot the pilot for the inevitable betrayal.

So people really think like you?
God, what a pathetic dweeb.

Yeah, yeah they do... I had some moron standing in front of this little square in the Hanoi map on COD one day, wouldn't move, had as all pinned inside it. I had to wait til someone killed them to get out of it...

//Yes I have the mentality of a 14 year old...


yuk hanoi, hate that map
 
2012-03-13 01:30:09 PM  
I don't allow alcohol to influence my system. It's a hard, sober 7 or nothing.

So what you're trying to tell us is that you're a virgin?

/virgin*
//sharp knees everywhere

*for some values of such
 
2012-03-13 01:31:32 PM  

Freakin Rican: mjones73: doubled99: As many people on the internets will agree, trolling is an art form. Simply yelling profanity and being an obvious douche-nozzle just gets you banned (or just muted, as in CoD). It's a rookie move. Good gaming trolls find ways to piss off the whole team without worrying about ramifications. The pros can do it, and also get YOU booted in the process.

/my favorite strat is to stand on friendly helicopter blades in Halo:Reach, then boot the pilot for the inevitable betrayal.

So people really think like you?
God, what a pathetic dweeb.

Yeah, yeah they do... I had some moron standing in front of this little square in the Hanoi map on COD one day, wouldn't move, had as all pinned inside it. I had to wait til someone killed them to get out of it...

//Yes I have the mentality of a 14 year old...

yuk hanoi, hate that map


Cracked would have to be my least favorite....
 
2012-03-13 01:40:26 PM  

Beluga Heights: Benni K Rok: Beluga Heights: theorellior: She's not pretty, but she's not ugly. Let those who have not banged similar women in their time cast the first stone.

I will cast away, good sir.

My nothing under a 7 rule is sacred and beautiful.

That's a 3 beer Maine 7.

I don't allow alcohol to influence my system. It's a hard, sober 7 or nothing.


You obviously don't know the difference between a hard 7 and a Maine 7.
 
2012-03-13 01:41:54 PM  

jtown: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 200x250]


His head is square. That is kind of odd and frightening.
 
2012-03-13 01:43:14 PM  

mjones73: Freakin Rican: mjones73: doubled99: As many people on the internets will agree, trolling is an art form. Simply yelling profanity and being an obvious douche-nozzle just gets you banned (or just muted, as in CoD). It's a rookie move. Good gaming trolls find ways to piss off the whole team without worrying about ramifications. The pros can do it, and also get YOU booted in the process.

/my favorite strat is to stand on friendly helicopter blades in Halo:Reach, then boot the pilot for the inevitable betrayal.

So people really think like you?
God, what a pathetic dweeb.

Yeah, yeah they do... I had some moron standing in front of this little square in the Hanoi map on COD one day, wouldn't move, had as all pinned inside it. I had to wait til someone killed them to get out of it...

//Yes I have the mentality of a 14 year old...

yuk hanoi, hate that map

Cracked would have to be my least favorite....


thats a very close second. but i tend to do very well on it for some reason.
 
2012-03-13 01:43:18 PM  

theorellior: She's not pretty, but she's not ugly. Let those who have not banged similar women in their time cast the first stone.


*hucks a softball sized hunk of petrified lava

/well I never...
 
2012-03-13 01:47:18 PM  

Mixolydian Master: Shot her in the face? Syringe full of horse semen, or bang with a gun?

drtfa


According to TFA, he just banged her with his gun.
 
2012-03-13 01:52:39 PM  

Jim.Casy: /my favorite strat is to stand on friendly helicopter blades in Halo:Reach, then boot the pilot for the inevitable betrayal.


I think one of the funnier griefings in Battlefield 3 specifically is to load up the transport heli with guys and then just plow it into a building.
 
2012-03-13 01:56:02 PM  
He came in that thing? He's braver then I thought.
 
2012-03-13 02:11:40 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: He came in that thing? He's braver then I thought.


datbase.files.wordpress.com

/hot gif for you.
//that's pronounced "hawt jiff".
 
2012-03-13 02:15:44 PM  
As a 28 year old woman who play CoD, this is relevant to my interests.
 
2012-03-13 02:16:39 PM  

doubled99: So people really think like you?
God, what a pathetic dweeb.


I'm pretty sure these people can't figure out how to beat the other team, but still feel the need to piss someone off. That pretty much leaves teammates.
 
2012-03-13 02:27:50 PM  
Separated at birth:
media.nbcconnecticut.com
images.wikia.com
 
2012-03-13 02:31:55 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: doubled99: So people really think like you?
God, what a pathetic dweeb.

I'm pretty sure these people can't figure out how to beat the other team, but still feel the need to piss someone off. That pretty much leaves teammates.


Or they were getting killed by you, so they switch to your team and harass you.

Although Battlefield 3 specifically had a few funny ways to deal with griefers, like this:
Jeep Teamkilling (new window)
 
2012-03-13 02:32:06 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: As a 28 year old woman who play CoD, this is relevant to my interests.


then you might want to join me in a game of CoD.

i play on xbox

Nuyorican11

come at me bro girl!!?
 
2012-03-13 02:34:50 PM  

Freakin Rican: Blushing Wall Flower: As a 28 year old woman who play CoD, this is relevant to my interests.

then you might want to join me in a game of CoD.

i play on xbox

Nuyorican11

come at me bro girl!!?


I play on xbox too. I am totally going to send you a friend request.
 
2012-03-13 02:40:26 PM  

Treygreen13: Or they were getting killed by you, so they switch to your team and harass you.


Possible, though I think that's less likely. I've pretty much only had it happen on COD on XBL, and for the most part it seems to keep people on the same teams. That and I tend to bounce around servers a lot.

/Only got one pissed off message, but it is entertaining to watch the invites come pouring in when I do particularly good.
 
2012-03-13 02:46:48 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: As a 28 year old woman who play CoD, this is relevant to my interests.


PS3 or 360. Makes a difference. ;)
 
2012-03-13 02:50:01 PM  

Headso: More like Call of Booty, amirite??!!??


Came for this; leaving happy.
 
2012-03-13 02:52:59 PM  

BitTwist: Blushing Wall Flower: As a 28 year old woman who play CoD, this is relevant to my interests.

PS3 or 360. Makes a difference. ;)


360
 
2012-03-13 02:53:59 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: Freakin Rican: Blushing Wall Flower: As a 28 year old woman who play CoD, this is relevant to my interests.

then you might want to join me in a game of CoD.

i play on xbox

Nuyorican11

come at me bro girl!!?

I play on xbox too. I am totally going to send you a friend request.


kool!! oh and i promise i wont shoot you in the face
 
2012-03-13 02:56:47 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: BitTwist: Blushing Wall Flower: As a 28 year old woman who play CoD, this is relevant to my interests.

PS3 or 360. Makes a difference. ;)

360


Only way to go.

Nick is the same as it is on fark if you want to game with a fellow Farker. lol
 
2012-03-13 03:09:44 PM  
What shiatty parents.
 
2012-03-13 03:13:19 PM  

Benni K Rok: Beluga Heights: Benni K Rok: Beluga Heights: theorellior: She's not pretty, but she's not ugly. Let those who have not banged similar women in their time cast the first stone.

I will cast away, good sir.

My nothing under a 7 rule is sacred and beautiful.

That's a 3 beer Maine 7.

I don't allow alcohol to influence my system. It's a hard, sober 7 or nothing.

You obviously don't know the difference between a hard 7 and a Maine 7.


I do not, sir.

Pray tell, what is the Maine ranking system?
 
2012-03-13 03:16:13 PM  

Beluga Heights: Benni K Rok: Beluga Heights: theorellior: She's not pretty, but she's not ugly. Let those who have not banged similar women in their time cast the first stone.

I will cast away, good sir.

My nothing under a 7 rule is sacred and beautiful.

That's a 3 beer Maine 7.

I don't allow alcohol to influence my system. It's a hard, sober 7 or nothing.


What he is neglecting to mention is that he runs on a golf scale, where 10 is the ugliest ugly that ever did ugly and 1 is the sexiest sexy that ever did sexy. So I believe him...probably hits all sorts of "7's"

/with an ugly stick
//dropping them "down" to 8
 
2012-03-13 03:16:32 PM  

Freakin Rican: Blushing Wall Flower: Freakin Rican: Blushing Wall Flower: As a 28 year old woman who play CoD, this is relevant to my interests.

then you might want to join me in a game of CoD.

i play on xbox

Nuyorican11

come at me bro girl!!?

I play on xbox too. I am totally going to send you a friend request.

kool!! oh and i promise i wont shoot you in the face


The way you just spelled 'kool' makes me question the validity of the rest of your statement. :P
 
2012-03-13 03:17:23 PM  

BitTwist: Blushing Wall Flower: BitTwist: Blushing Wall Flower: As a 28 year old woman who play CoD, this is relevant to my interests.

PS3 or 360. Makes a difference. ;)

360

Only way to go.

Nick is the same as it is on fark if you want to game with a fellow Farker. lol


Will do, I like gaming with new people. Fair warning: I'm not very good.
 
2012-03-13 03:21:04 PM  

InfamousBLT: Beluga Heights: Benni K Rok: Beluga Heights: theorellior: She's not pretty, but she's not ugly. Let those who have not banged similar women in their time cast the first stone.

I will cast away, good sir.

My nothing under a 7 rule is sacred and beautiful.

That's a 3 beer Maine 7.

I don't allow alcohol to influence my system. It's a hard, sober 7 or nothing.

What he is neglecting to mention is that he runs on a golf scale, where 10 is the ugliest ugly that ever did ugly and 1 is the sexiest sexy that ever did sexy. So I believe him...probably hits all sorts of "7's"

/with an ugly stick
//dropping them "down" to 8


Eh. Too much of a stretch. What you could say was "what he's neglecting to mention is that he sets the bar so high he rarely has any sex at all and when he does he feels all inadequate and pressured to perform at a level beyond his ability". You'd have the twofer of knocking me down a peg AND being correct.
 
2012-03-13 03:22:58 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: BitTwist: Blushing Wall Flower: BitTwist: Blushing Wall Flower: As a 28 year old woman who play CoD, this is relevant to my interests.

PS3 or 360. Makes a difference. ;)

360

Only way to go.

Nick is the same as it is on fark if you want to game with a fellow Farker. lol

Will do, I like gaming with new people. Fair warning: I'm not very good.


Sounds like a plan. See you on Live. And that goes for anyone else that wants to add me.
 
2012-03-13 03:37:40 PM  
She is jsut a drunk streak breaker
 
2012-03-13 03:37:48 PM  

Freakin Rican: Blushing Wall Flower: Freakin Rican: Blushing Wall Flower: As a 28 year old woman who play CoD, this is relevant to my interests.

then you might want to join me in a game of CoD.

i play on xbox

Nuyorican11

come at me bro girl!!?

I play on xbox too. I am totally going to send you a friend request.

kool!! oh and i promise i wont shoot you in the face


But you get bonus points for that...

Headshot 50+

mej73 on Live... FARK COD clan? :D
 
2012-03-13 03:43:32 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: BitTwist: Blushing Wall Flower: BitTwist: Blushing Wall Flower: As a 28 year old woman who play CoD, this is relevant to my interests.

PS3 or 360. Makes a difference. ;)

360

Only way to go.

Nick is the same as it is on fark if you want to game with a fellow Farker. lol

Will do, I like gaming with new people. Fair warning: I'm not very good.


IT'S A TRAP! Sounds like a hustler move..
 
2012-03-13 03:46:47 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: Freakin Rican: Blushing Wall Flower: Freakin Rican: Blushing Wall Flower: As a 28 year old woman who play CoD, this is relevant to my interests.

then you might want to join me in a game of CoD.

i play on xbox

Nuyorican11

come at me bro girl!!?

I play on xbox too. I am totally going to send you a friend request.

kool!! oh and i promise i wont shoot you in the face

The way you just spelled 'kool' makes me question the validity of the rest of your statement. :P


hey im a good guy, trust me. since youre new i will only knife you a few times.
 
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