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(NBC Connecticut)   14-year-old boy meets 21-year-old woman playing Call of Duty online, meets her in person, shoots her in face   (nbcconnecticut.com) divider line 151
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2012-03-13 11:04:16 AM
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2012-03-13 11:08:54 AM
media.nbcconnecticut.com
What a young Annie Wilkes may have looked like.
 
2012-03-13 11:18:46 AM

Diogenes: [media.nbcconnecticut.com image 640x361]
What a young Annie Wilkes may have looked like.


A mongoloid?
 
2012-03-13 11:19:19 AM

logistic: Diogenes: [media.nbcconnecticut.com image 640x361]
What a young Annie Wilkes may have looked like.

A mongoloid?


In part, yes.
 
2012-03-13 11:28:29 AM
Thus proving that 14 year old boys really will fark anything.
 
2012-03-13 11:40:01 AM
How does one strike up such a conversation? Aren't they all "Fark you you farking fark, you cheated, I'm gonna fark your farking face"... oh wait, I think I get it now, so she said "Ok, here's my address"?
 
2012-03-13 11:49:48 AM

Slaxl: Aren't they all "Fark you you farking fark, you cheated, I'm gonna fark your farking face"


Sorta, but you need to add a bunch of n*gger and homo slurs in there too.
 
2012-03-13 11:54:54 AM
More like Call of Booty, amirite??!!??
 
2012-03-13 11:55:11 AM
Shot her in the face? Syringe full of horse semen, or bang with a gun?

drtfa
 
2012-03-13 11:55:59 AM
Can't we just assume that anyone playing a video game has a 14-year-old mentality, and call it a day?
 
2012-03-13 11:57:37 AM
God Dammit! Stop telling your farking parents. You're going to ruin it for everyone.
 
2012-03-13 11:57:39 AM
She was obviously no Adrianne Curry.
 
2012-03-13 11:58:09 AM
I think the parents complained that their kid was having sex with THIS "woman in her 20s." Not A "woman in her 20s."
 
2012-03-13 11:58:09 AM
Moped = fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one.
 
2012-03-13 11:58:52 AM

CheekyMonkey: Can't we just assume that anyone playing a video game has a 14-year-old mentality, and call it a day?


High horse much?
 
2012-03-13 11:58:52 AM

jbuist: Slaxl: Aren't they all "Fark you you farking fark, you cheated, I'm gonna fark your farking face"

Sorta, but you need to add a bunch of n*gger and homo slurs in there too.


Ah, I remember when "n00b" was the new cool thing to say. And if somebody called you a noob you were very upset. Now it seems that the gay slur has lost all its luster and the new gaming slur is the much-maligned N-word.

As long as it keeps offending people, I guess it'll stay the slur of choice.

I was playing Battlefield 3 the other day, and this guy was just harassing our team, being a total jackass, crashing all the jets and helicopters and sitting in the AA tank hosing down the snipers. He joined my squad, found me, and pulled out the repair tool and just spammed the button on my face so I had a constant flare effect in front of my vision. I told him in chat to "cut it out" and he lost his mind, screaming and calling everyone motherfarkers and "fags". But the moment he said the N-word, he was banned automatically.

So the N-word is an automatic ban but acting like a moron for 20 minutes is ok.
 
2012-03-13 11:59:11 AM
That never would have happened on XBox Live....
 
2012-03-13 12:00:07 PM
I am shocked, shocked that someone who spends her days playing video games is a cow.
 
2012-03-13 12:00:43 PM
The parents of the boy should be charged with allowing him to play Call of Duty.
 
2012-03-13 12:00:56 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-13 12:01:19 PM
Heh ...

Let me just click on the link and take a gander, eh?

*clicks link*

media.nbcconnecticut.com

GEEEEEWWWW!

encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-03-13 12:01:31 PM

tarheel07: I think the parents complained that their kid was having sex with THIS "woman in her 20s." Not A "woman in her 20s."


Yep. If my teenage son is banging a hot 20-something woman, I'm running victory laps around the block for raising such a god damned BAUCE. However, if the woman looks like the woman in question from this case, then to the police I'll go. "Rape! Rape!" I'll say. Because won't somebody please think of the children?
 
2012-03-13 12:04:34 PM

GAT_00: Thus proving that 14 year old boys really will fark anything.


A N Y T H I N G
 
2012-03-13 12:05:07 PM

CheekyMonkey: Can't we just assume that anyone playing a video game has a 14-year-old mentality, and call it a day?


3/10. Especially since you're posting about having a 14 year old mentatility on *Fark*. That's a pre-requisite to posting here anyway.
 
2012-03-13 12:05:35 PM
WTF is impairing morals?
 
2012-03-13 12:05:40 PM

Headso: More like Call of Booty, amirite??!!??


I see I've been beaten to the punch.
 
2012-03-13 12:06:13 PM

CheekyMonkey: Can't we just assume that anyone playing a video game has a 14-year-old mentality, and call it a day?


Nah, can't be that easy. Not everyone is simple-minded enough to assume such things.
 
2012-03-13 12:06:57 PM
A thread full of butthurt jealousy ensued.
 
2012-03-13 12:07:11 PM
I fail to see the crime here.
 
2012-03-13 12:07:50 PM
If I was 14, yes I would... yadda yadda yadda
 
2012-03-13 12:09:24 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: I fail to see the crime here.


So will the jury, because the younger of the two is not female.
 
2012-03-13 12:09:59 PM
She looks familiar. I'm sure she was in another one of these threads.
 
2012-03-13 12:10:51 PM
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2012-03-13 12:11:45 PM
I didn't know Jack White is a gamer.
 
2012-03-13 12:11:55 PM
As mentioned, further proof that teenage boys will fark anything with a pulse.

Most folks will be slightly upset only because the woman is less than attractive but if the roles were reversed there would be demands for life in prison or castration.
 
2012-03-13 12:11:59 PM
They just wanted to see if their battlefield chemistry would transcend to the sack.
 
2012-03-13 12:14:07 PM
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2012-03-13 12:16:03 PM
I love the side profile picture of her, it looks like she is smiling.

"Yeah, I hit that, and you would too you old crusty cop-bag"
 
2012-03-13 12:16:25 PM
It's getting to the point where I get nervous about any female stranger talking to my kids.
 
2012-03-13 12:16:28 PM
Is that....Neck Man?


damn..just.....yah, damn.
 
2012-03-13 12:17:21 PM
She's not pretty, but she's not ugly. Let those who have not banged similar women in their time cast the first stone.
 
2012-03-13 12:17:43 PM
UGH... thought you were kidding about the shot in the face part...
 
2012-03-13 12:18:17 PM
...with his penis.
 
2012-03-13 12:20:17 PM
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2012-03-13 12:17:21 PM


She's not pretty, but she's not ugly. Let those who have not banged similar women in their time cast the first stone.



Okay, I'm first, bet I can hit her in the eye.
 
2012-03-13 12:21:47 PM
mybroadband.co.za
 
2012-03-13 12:24:44 PM
Whew...cause, you know, I was totally ready to believe someone got blown away.
 
2012-03-13 12:26:45 PM

theorellior: She's not pretty, but she's not ugly. Let those who have not banged similar women in their time cast the first stone.


I will cast away, good sir.

My nothing under a 7 rule is sacred and beautiful.
 
2012-03-13 12:29:09 PM
So the parents were ok with her farking him before they knew she was 21? If you think your little snowflake is old enough to fark, stfu and let them fark.
 
2012-03-13 12:32:55 PM

MoronLessOff: Crouch
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None of that on this sever!

/kick
//got nothing
 
2012-03-13 12:38:02 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: CheekyMonkey: Can't we just assume that anyone playing a video game has a 14-year-old mentality, and call it a day?

3/10. Especially since you're posting about having a 14 year old mentatility on *Fark*. That's a pre-requisite to posting here anyway.


You may be thinking of 4Chan.
 
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