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(My Fox DC)   In case you didn't know, when a man and a woman love each other - that love turns into a baby - and after nine months, the woman tells the man to get down on his knees and suck the baby out through her belly button AGHHHHHHHH (w/ video)   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 143
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2012-03-13 10:53:18 AM  
Dear God, I don't ask you for much. I've been saving up favors, actually, and would like to cash one in now. It's not a very big one and I hope you can see fit to grant it. What I'd like is for you to give me a device that enables me to send a small electric charge -- nothing fatal, just, you know, like a Taser strike or something -- into the brain of any journalist or blogger who uses the term "went viral." I would also like to have this ability for use of the words "hardscrabble," "surge," and the suffix "-gate" added to anything. I would like to retain this ability from now until the end of my life. Thank you, God, you're awesome. Amen.
 
2012-03-13 11:01:55 AM  

Pocket Ninja: "went viral."


But this is the very definition! A baby is a virus! The human race is a virus! Exclamation points!!
 
2012-03-13 11:05:22 AM  
Wow. The floor must have looked like Omaha Beach at low tide.
 
2012-03-13 11:16:06 AM  

jaylectricity: Pocket Ninja: "went viral."

But this is the very definition! A baby is a virus! The human race is a virus! Exclamation points!!



www.oocities.org

Agrees
 
2012-03-13 11:17:49 AM  
Someone have the YT link, because the stupid links in the article aren't working for me.
 
2012-03-13 11:19:53 AM  
Suck? I thought you were supposed to blow.

/like blowing out an egg
 
2012-03-13 12:17:28 PM  

Jake Havechek: Wow. The floor must have looked like Omaha Beach at low tide.


Yeah, but maybe it would wash away all the farking clutter and mess in that house. Jesus. You'd think they could take ninety seconds to move shiat away from the filming area every day, but apparently not. Kid's gonna choke to death on some random crap lying around.
 
2012-03-13 12:23:56 PM  
Amelie Amaya?

Really?

There must be some kind of contest. The "Who can give their kid the most twee and cloying name?" game.

/"Sinutab" isn't looking so funny anymore.
 
2012-03-13 02:41:53 PM  
That could be the stupidist video ever posted. That poor kid is going to die of embarassment before she's in kindergarten.
 
2012-03-13 02:42:15 PM  

CitizenTed: Amelie Amaya?

Really?

There must be some kind of contest. The "Who can give their kid the most twee and cloying name?" game.

/"Sinutab" isn't looking so funny anymore.


It's not a bad name for a non-white girl.
 
2012-03-13 02:43:49 PM  
I have never been interested in documentation of illnesses, and a time-lapse series of a parasitic infection will not alter my opinion.
 
2012-03-13 02:45:11 PM  
Sorry, lost my focus at 1:14 when the milklady came into view.
 
2012-03-13 02:45:18 PM  
What a perfect way to start the Alien prequel movie.
 
2012-03-13 02:46:04 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Jake Havechek: Wow. The floor must have looked like Omaha Beach at low tide.

Yeah, but maybe it would wash away all the farking clutter and mess in that house. Jesus. You'd think they could take ninety seconds to move shiat away from the filming area every day, but apparently not. Kid's gonna choke to death on some random crap lying around.


No kidding.
The place looked like crap through 90% of the video.
Imagine what that place will look like with a toddler destroying everything within reach.
 
2012-03-13 02:46:25 PM  
Those people are messy people. Clean up once in awhile ya slobs.
 
2012-03-13 02:46:34 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: CitizenTed: Amelie Amaya?

Really?

There must be some kind of contest. The "Who can give their kid the most twee and cloying name?" game.

/"Sinutab" isn't looking so funny anymore.

It's not a bad name for a non-white girl.


It's an anagram of "Bantusi"
 
2012-03-13 02:48:00 PM  
YT Link (new window)
 
2012-03-13 02:48:07 PM  
FTFA: "A clever Attention whorish way to announce the birth of a child, comments were positive for the video and witty at times, proving that YouTube viewers will lap up anything.

They should have started with the injection for conception. (And maybe they did. She's got a lot of tramp-stamps after all.)
 
2012-03-13 02:49:35 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the new generation of yipster parents.

These people are going to outlaw tattoos and resurrect alcohol prohibition. Just wait.
 
2012-03-13 02:49:38 PM  
fully clothed? how do?
 
2012-03-13 02:50:45 PM  

JamesWhitsun: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: CitizenTed: Amelie Amaya?

Really?

There must be some kind of contest. The "Who can give their kid the most twee and cloying name?" game.

/"Sinutab" isn't looking so funny anymore.

It's not a bad name for a non-white girl.

It's an anagram of "Bantusi"


Also:

"I stab'n' u"

"A but sin"

"Tis a bun"

"bin a s(l)ut"

/OK, that last one was a reach (around).
 
2012-03-13 02:50:58 PM  
Sorry about your parents kid
 
2012-03-13 02:55:47 PM  
Derivative, repetitious, unoriginal... And they think they are trendsetters.

But people keep watching.
 
2012-03-13 02:56:41 PM  
CSB:

While my wife was pregnant, she took a job working at after-school care for kindergarteners/first-graders, just to get out of the house.

As she got more and more pregnant, the kids would ask her when the baby was coming, and could they see the baby, etc, etc.

One day a group of kids asked her how the baby got out of her belly. She thought she would just be honest, matter-of-fact, and scientific about it. She said "it comes out of my vagina."

One of the little girls covers her ears and screams "why would you even say that?!?!?!", another one starts crying, and all the little boys run around the playground telling everyone that babies come out of vaginas.

In the end it wasn't even accurate, since she had an emergency c-section.
 
2012-03-13 02:56:53 PM  
It was cute.
 
2012-03-13 02:56:58 PM  
Germany should tax this
 
2012-03-13 02:59:23 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Dear God, I don't ask you for much. I've been saving up favors, actually, and would like to cash one in now. It's not a very big one and I hope you can see fit to grant it. What I'd like is for you to give me a device that enables me to send a small electric charge -- nothing fatal, just, you know, like a Taser strike or something -- into the brain of any journalist or blogger who uses the term "went viral." I would also like to have this ability for use of the words "hardscrabble," "surge," and the suffix "-gate" added to anything. I would like to retain this ability from now until the end of my life. Thank you, God, you're awesome. Amen.


and "game changer", "x-tsunami (or any variation of same)", or "killer app".
 
2012-03-13 03:00:54 PM  
I dunno, I thought it was cute but I can't help but think that when they were pregnant one of the first things they thought about was shooting the video. When my wife was pregnant, we could barely think about our normal every day lives wondering how we were going to do as parents, much less how to make a cute video to go "viral."

Plus, she was pretty tiny if that last pregnancy shot was her at 9 mo...
 
2012-03-13 03:01:02 PM  
images.cheezburger.com

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2012-03-13 03:01:18 PM  
Yawn. Let me know when Fark has original content that did not come from Reddit.
 
2012-03-13 03:01:31 PM  
So that's how it works. All my wife would tell me is that it involved the pool boy
 
2012-03-13 03:02:19 PM  
Validate my crummy life choices by watching my derivative video!
 
2012-03-13 03:02:56 PM  

CitizenTed: Amelie Amaya?

Really?

There must be some kind of contest. The "Who can give their kid the most twee and cloying name?" game.



Tattooed white middle-class hipsters, that's who.
 
2012-03-13 03:03:11 PM  

Lord Dimwit: One of the little girls covers her ears and screams "why would you even say that?!?!?!", another one starts crying, and all the little boys run around the playground telling everyone that babies come out of vaginas.


CSB!

Reminds me of the time a friend thought it would be a good idea to show "When Animals Attack" at a 6-year old's birthday party.
 
2012-03-13 03:03:19 PM  

66dude: Yawn. Let me know when Fark has original content that did not come from Reddit.


Fark has original content?
 
2012-03-13 03:05:12 PM  
Tattoos are disgusting. Especially on a woman. Yes, that includes yours.
 
2012-03-13 03:05:24 PM  

Lord Dimwit: In the end it wasn't even accurate, since she had an emergency c-section.


That would be even better.

"Mommy, how do babies get out of your tummy"

"Well, dear, when the baby is ready, a doctor takes a knife and slashes a hole in mommy's belly and out pops the baby. Then the doctor takes a needle and thread and sews up the bloody gash."
 
2012-03-13 03:06:21 PM  

CitizenTed: Amelie Amaya?

Really?

There must be some kind of contest. The "Who can give their kid the most twee and cloying name?" game.


The name goes perfectly with the parents' totally ironic tattoos and glasses, though!
 
2012-03-13 03:08:06 PM  
Hunh...I always thought the stork dropped the babby down the chimney.
 
2012-03-13 03:09:00 PM  

Fark Me Runnin: Tattoos are disgusting. Especially on a woman. Yes, that includes yours.


I would still do her beacuse she's not fat
 
2012-03-13 03:09:13 PM  

Lord Dimwit: why would you even say that?!?!?!


I laughed so hard that I my dogs started howling at me. That's awesome.

The line, not the dogs howling. The latter's kinda making my ears bleed.
 
2012-03-13 03:11:41 PM  

MoronLessOff: 66dude: Yawn. Let me know when Fark has original content that did not come from Reddit.

Fark has original content?


Reddit has original content?
 
2012-03-13 03:12:17 PM  

HailRobonia: Lord Dimwit: In the end it wasn't even accurate, since she had an emergency c-section.

That would be even better.

"Mommy, how do babies get out of your tummy"

"Well, dear, when the baby is ready, a doctor takes a knife and slashes a hole in mommy's belly and out pops the baby. Then the doctor takes a needle and thread and sews up the bloody gash."


And if you wanted to go for ultimate trauma, you could tell them that doctors often have to do the same even with normal births.
 
2012-03-13 03:13:18 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Dear God, I don't ask you for much. I've been saving up favors, actually, and would like to cash one in now. It's not a very big one and I hope you can see fit to grant it. What I'd like is for you to give me a device that enables me to send a small electric charge -- nothing fatal, just, you know, like a Taser strike or something -- into the brain of any journalist or blogger who uses the term "went viral." I would also like to have this ability for use of the words "hardscrabble," "surge," and the suffix "-gate" added to anything. I would like to retain this ability from now until the end of my life. Thank you, God, you're awesome. Amen.


I believe you forgot "dramatic", when applied to things that aren't dramatic.

But really, it sounds algorithmically simpler to just have the ability to shock anyone you want, regardless of what they said.
 
2012-03-13 03:13:28 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Jake Havechek: Wow. The floor must have looked like Omaha Beach at low tide.

Yeah, but maybe it would wash away all the farking clutter and mess in that house. Jesus. You'd think they could take ninety seconds to move shiat away from the filming area every day, but apparently not. Kid's gonna choke to death on some random crap lying around.


That's kind of the point of the stop motion video though. She also changed up how she put her hair back and wore glasses for a couple of the frames.
They aren't trying for a "magical expanding tummy" effect, but rather they're making it obvious that time is lapsing.

I thought it was cute. And, sure, it's been done before. But snarky comments have been made on Fark before, and that isn't stopping anyone.
 
2012-03-13 03:13:44 PM  
Then they eat da poo poo?
 
2012-03-13 03:13:55 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-03-13 03:15:34 PM  

MoronLessOff: 66dude: Yawn. Let me know when Fark has original content that did not come from Reddit.

Fark has original content?


This vid is original? This is, what, the fourth baby growing in lady video in the past year or two?

/was I the only one to watch the boobies become engorged?
 
2012-03-13 03:15:46 PM  

Lord Dimwit: CSB:

While my wife was pregnant, she took a job working at after-school care for kindergarteners/first-graders, just to get out of the house.

As she got more and more pregnant, the kids would ask her when the baby was coming, and could they see the baby, etc, etc.

One day a group of kids asked her how the baby got out of her belly. She thought she would just be honest, matter-of-fact, and scientific about it. She said "it comes out of my vagina."

One of the little girls covers her ears and screams "why would you even say that?!?!?!", another one starts crying, and all the little boys run around the playground telling everyone that babies come out of vaginas.

In the end it wasn't even accurate, since she had an emergency c-section.


Your wife shouldn't work with children.
 
2012-03-13 03:17:24 PM  
Damn. Women are so beautiful before they have kids hangin' all over 'em.
 
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