Aarontology: Urbn: This guy has debating skills that a 6th grader would find childish. How on earth did he get his degrees? Doesn't he have an advanced degree in something? That college/university/online paper mill should be ashamed of itself!

Penn State has other things to worry about.

I'm marking this funny because I was not expecting the joke to write itself

Call any vegetable, and the chances are good
That the vegetable will respond to you.

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The dangers of drowning? Tell that to a fish, how dangerous staying submerged in water is.

Some scientist would say that babies shouldn't eat raw meat. Tell that to the lion cubs!

CptnSpldng: Call any vegetable, and the chances are good
That the vegetable will respond to you.

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What is the hardest part of eating vegetables?
//Getting them out of the wheelchair?

Perhaps he will run as the green party candidate.

Ah yes the old "it's natural so it's not harmful" argument.

Well so is lava, sulfur, and the Irish but I don't want any in large quantities in my house.

/I kid, I'm Irish. But you can't trust those filthy Danes.

"The dangers of carbon dioxide? Tell that to a plant, how dangerous carbon dioxide is," he said.

We've been trying. You idiots don't listen.

Some people say eating rotting meat will get you sick. Tell that to the vultures!

Dahnkster: GOP's favorite vegetable?

The unborn and the braindead are the only Americans who deserve health care coverage.

I'm starting to think that whatever God told Santorum (and Bachmann, Perry, Cain etc.) to run for POTUS has a really sick sense of humor.

He's the perfect representative for those that support him. He speaks their "language".

Aarontology: Some people say eating rotting meat will get you sick. Tell that to the vultures!

Don't even get me started about the dung beetles.

The dangers of getting hit with a nuke? Bah, tell that to someone safely outside the blast radius.

Will someone please inform this guy that cyanide found in some fruits and then put a bottle of it next to him?

vernonFL: I thought Santorum was a devout Catholic?

Is he aware that he is at odds with the Catholic teaching on this one?

Yeah, there are some Catholics who do not believe in climate change, abolishing the death penalty, the rights of workers to unionize, etc. because it doesn't fit their worldview. It doesn't matter how many times the Pope has addressed such things.

I also find that most people who only vote pro-life also tend to believe in conservative views on taxation and foreign policy. Irrespective of those sorts of policies being at odds with Catholic social teaching.

Once you get outside the realm of sex or abortion, Catholicism is pretty damn liberal.

/Social justice-y hippie Jesus Catholic

Well, being your party, Rick, is constantly in support of irresponsible logging, I think the plants don't have a whole lot to say.

The dangers of being buried alive? Tell that to a worm, how dangerous being buried alive is.

Tobacco is dangerous? Tell that to the tobacco Hornworm.

this just isn't fun anymore

dahmers love zombie: This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth.
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I can't tell whether he's actually a stupid person or whether he just plays one on stage.

///not that it would really make a difference

The dangers of huffing paint? Tell that to Patrick Tribett!

Rick, tell it to a piece of seagrass how dangerous being submerged in water for hours is.

CptnSpldng: Call any vegetable, and the chances are good
That the vegetable will respond to you.

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I wish Frank was still around, because I'd love to hear him debate Santorum. Or even just use Santorum's name in a song.

dahmers love zombie: This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth.
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Wait until you meet a supporter.

FloydA: The dangers of pooping out incompletely digested meals and then eating the poop? Tell that to a rabbit, the Germans how dangerous eating your own poop is. FTFM.

vernonFL: I wonder why a senator from Pennsylvania would not believe in climate change?

And favorited.

The dangers of arrows? Tell that to an adventurer!

Rick is clearly pandering to the vegetables who make up his base.

Diogenes: I say we lock him in an airtight room filled with nothing but CO2.

Sometimes you have to go to extremes to reach and educate people.

But ... uh ... the danger from CO2 in the atmosphere isn't suffocation. I'm not sure that would make the point you're looking for. That's kind of like holding someone's head underwater in the toilet to illustrate why a tsunami is bad news.

The dangers of bullets? Tell that to Morpheus!

The man is telling people to argue with plants. And a significant number of Americans are supporting his quest for the most powerful position in the world.

We're farking done as a society.

Fuggin Bizzy: Diogenes: I say we lock him in an airtight room filled with nothing but CO2.

Sometimes you have to go to extremes to reach and educate people.

But ... uh ... the danger from CO2 in the atmosphere isn't suffocation. I'm not sure that would make the point you're looking for. That's kind of like holding someone's head underwater in the toilet to illustrate why a tsunami is bad news.

what's wrong with sticking someone's head in the toilet? my poop goes there all the time and it's just fine.

Oh man, I am in pieces over here. George W. was entertaining and all, but I never thought we'd get another classic blunder like "potatoe" in my lifetime. Still, here we are!

saintstryfe: Well, being your party, Rick, is constantly in support of irresponsible logging, I think the plants don't have a whole lot to say.

I suspect if the trees could say something it would be like don't cut my ass down you dbag.

The dangers of making nonsensical political statements? Tell that to America!

Diogenes: I say we lock him in an airtight room filled with nothing but CO2.

Sometimes you have to go to extremes to reach and educate people.

Screw the C, I say we lock him in an airtight room filled with nothing but O2 and see how long he lasts.

The dangers of 464 °C sulfur-rich magmatic super-fluid? Tell that to our chemosynthetic single-celled ancestors.

Well it's good to see that someone is out to secure the ent and dryad voters.

I am sure he passed on the CO2 detection system from his home alarm company.

//Nah, that shiat is harmless.