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2012-03-13 11:54:56 AM
Blue thunder > Airwolf
 
2012-03-13 11:54:59 AM
It was in Utah, you can afford to lose one son when you have 17 more.
 
2012-03-13 11:55:05 AM
JAFP.
 
2012-03-13 11:58:28 AM
I would never turn in my own kid. I'd probably figure out a way for him to return everything. Then again, maybe the kid is a complete and total asshole and this was the last straw.
 
2012-03-13 11:59:16 AM
Having RTFA, how was the dad being a helicopter parent?
 
2012-03-13 11:59:35 AM
 
2012-03-13 12:00:16 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Blue thunder > Airwolf


Bovine scatology. Airwolf would have Roy and his spy copter burning on the ground before the first commercial break...even if Stringfellow was having one of his brooding, angst moments. Hell, Ernest Bornine could do it.
 
2012-03-13 12:04:28 PM
Should we be impressed by this? Is the bar that low now?
 
2012-03-13 12:04:54 PM

JLEM: I would never turn in my own kid. I'd probably figure out a way for him to return everything. Then again, maybe the kid is a complete and total asshole and this was the last straw.


If your kid is robbing stores and you aren't willing to not justkick his ass but drag him personally down to the po-po, then you're a terrible parent, person, and citizen.

You raised a farking criminal. You owe it to the rest of society to fix it.
 
2012-03-13 12:05:19 PM

boobsrgood: Should we be impressed by this? Is the bar that low now?


Yes.
 
2012-03-13 12:06:29 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Blue thunder > Airwolf


The Screaming Mimi could take them both.
 
2012-03-13 12:07:23 PM
You know who else liked people turning in members of their own family?
 
2012-03-13 12:09:20 PM
He didn't actually turn his son in. He convinced his son to turn himself in. That's a little different.
 
2012-03-13 12:11:13 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: He didn't actually turn his son in. He convinced his son to turn himself in. That's a little different.


Yeah, that's one of the reasons I wouldn't call this guy a helicopter parent.
 
2012-03-13 12:12:28 PM

Rent Party: JLEM: I would never turn in my own kid. I'd probably figure out a way for him to return everything. Then again, maybe the kid is a complete and total asshole and this was the last straw.

If your kid is robbing stores and you aren't willing to not justkick his ass but drag him personally down to the po-po, then you're a terrible parent, person, and citizen.

You raised a farking criminal. You owe it to the rest of society your son to fix it.


FTFM
 
2012-03-13 12:12:48 PM
Must... think... in Russian...
 
2012-03-13 12:14:05 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Blue thunder > Airwolf


Knight Rider > Airwolf > Blue Thunder > Thunder in Paradise > Viper > AIDS > Knight Rider 2010 > Bandit
 
2012-03-13 12:14:31 PM

Nattering Nabob: Rent Party: JLEM: I would never turn in my own kid. I'd probably figure out a way for him to return everything. Then again, maybe the kid is a complete and total asshole and this was the last straw.

If your kid is robbing stores and you aren't willing to not justkick his ass but drag him personally down to the po-po, then you're a terrible parent, person, and citizen.

You raised a farking criminal. You owe it to the rest of society your son to fix it.

FTFM


No, fark your son. He's a god damn thief and deserves nothing but an ass kicking and prison.

You owe it to the people he robbed, and everyone else on the street that was less safe while he was walking around breathing the free air.
 
2012-03-13 12:14:32 PM
How the conversation would have gone in my house: "You are going to go to the police station. You are going to turn yourself in. You are going to offer to make reparations. You are going to beg the judge for leniency so you can come home to get your ever-lovin ass kicked by me."
 
2012-03-13 12:15:32 PM

dustygrimp: How the conversation would have gone in my house: "You are going to go to the police station. You are going to turn yourself in. You are going to offer to make reparations. You are going to beg the judge for leniency so you can come home to get your ever-lovin ass kicked by me."


This. Twice.
 
2012-03-13 12:18:16 PM
When I was young, there was a story on the news about a mother who helped her son flee after he committed a murder. I asked my mother if she would do the same for me. Not surprisingly, she said no. Guess who I killed first?
 
2012-03-13 12:18:53 PM
Dad knew something was wrong when he noticed the kid was running GTX 580's in quad SLI the next day.
 
2012-03-13 12:19:02 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Blue thunder > Airwolf


Knight Rider > Airwolf > Blue Thunder > Thunder in Paradise > Viper > AIDS > Knight Rider 2010 > Bandit (the Action pack, home of two of the worst car shows ever made.)
 
2012-03-13 12:22:44 PM

Honest Bender: Having RTFA, how was the dad being a helicopter parent?


I was wondering this as well. By definition, a helicopter parent would've been right there with the kid as he was burglarizing the store...
 
2012-03-13 12:23:10 PM
His son was 26 and still living at home? Unloading the computer equipment is probably the first time his dad saw him do a freaking chore in a year.

What you can pick up a CPU but can't help me carry in freaking groceries?
 
2012-03-13 12:28:46 PM

JLEM: I would never turn in my own kid. I'd probably figure out a way for him to return everything. Then again, maybe the kid is a complete and total asshole and this was the last straw.


Enjoy your hindering Apprehension or prosecution indictment.
 
2012-03-13 12:30:50 PM
Jan Michale Vincent and Ernest Borgnine approve.
 
2012-03-13 12:31:22 PM
www.90smovies.net
Not impressed.
 
2012-03-13 12:34:47 PM

degenerate-afro: AverageAmericanGuy: Blue thunder > Airwolf

Knight Rider > Airwolf > Blue Thunder > Thunder in Paradise > Viper > AIDS > Knight Rider 2010 > Bandit (the Action pack, home of two of the worst car shows ever made.)


Automan > Knight Rider

www.bitterbalcony.com

sharetv.org
 
2012-03-13 12:43:26 PM
If they had videos / pictures of him I am sure somebody else would have recognized him and turned him in. The dad did the kid a favor by telling him it was only a matter of time till the cops came knocking on the door. By turning himself in he is hoping for a shorter sentence.

/Dad wasn't helping society he was helping the kid
 
2012-03-13 12:46:43 PM

Darkwing: AverageAmericanGuy: Blue thunder > Airwolf

The Screaming Mimi could take them both.


2.bp.blogspot.com

/as hot as she isn't
 
2012-03-13 12:49:25 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Automan > Knight Rider


Ha! Awesome!

"On a scale of one to ten, I'm an eleven.".
 
2012-03-13 12:50:05 PM
cf2.imgobject.com

Wraith > Automan > Knight Rider > Airwolf > Blue Thunder > Thunder in Paradise > Viper > AIDS > Knight Rider 2010 > Bandit (the Action pack, home of two of the worst car shows ever made.)
 
2012-03-13 12:50:40 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: JLEM: I would never turn in my own kid. I'd probably figure out a way for him to return everything. Then again, maybe the kid is a complete and total asshole and this was the last straw.

Enjoy your hindering Apprehension or prosecution indictment.


Hey, it's what parenting is all about. For the criminally inclined family, at least.
 
2012-03-13 12:52:37 PM

bastian_74: [cf2.imgobject.com image 640x360]

Wraith > Automan > Knight Rider > Airwolf > Blue Thunder > Thunder in Paradise > Viper > AIDS > Knight Rider 2010 > Bandit (the Action pack, home of two of the worst car shows ever made.)


4.bp.blogspot.com

Street Hawk may be frowning on your shenanigans under all those layers of tinted hokey badass.
 
2012-03-13 12:55:38 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Blue thunder > Airwolf


Nah, Airwolf had a cello.

Automan > Airwolf > Blue Thunder > Knight Rider > Wraith > Viper > Thunder in Paradise > AIDS > Knight Rider 2010 > Bandit (the Action pack, home of two of the worst car shows ever made.)
 
2012-03-13 12:57:58 PM

Rent Party: No, fark your son. He's a god damn thief and deserves nothing but an ass kicking and prison.


Not that big rehabilitation, are you?
 
2012-03-13 01:17:38 PM

imfallen_angel: Darkwing: AverageAmericanGuy: Blue thunder > Airwolf

The Screaming Mimi could take them both.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 192x208]

/as hot as she isn't


This is the one I had in mind.
www.rotaryaction.com
 
2012-03-13 01:24:39 PM

ph0rk: Rent Party: No, fark your son. He's a god damn thief and deserves nothing but an ass kicking and prison.

Not that big rehabilitation, are you?


For a 16 year old, maybe. For a 26 year old still living at home?

No redeeming value.
 
2012-03-13 01:44:49 PM

Rent Party: For a 16 year old, maybe. For a 26 year old still living at home?

No redeeming value.


Other than the case being an entire family of criminals, why would the general idea of living at home be a factor in criminality?
 
2012-03-13 01:50:32 PM

jordawesome: NA NA NANA NA NANA NA NA (new window)


I loved that stupid show.
/yes I was an 80's kid how did you know?
 
2012-03-13 01:55:08 PM

JLEM: Rent Party: For a 16 year old, maybe. For a 26 year old still living at home?

No redeeming value.

Other than the case being an entire family of criminals, why would the general idea of living at home be a factor in criminality?


Because if you're 26 you need to be out in the world scrapping to make your own life. If you're parked at home with mom and dad then you aren't trying, which is pathetic enough. That you're a criminal to boot is even worse.
 
2012-03-13 02:39:30 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Must... think... in Russian...


You're thinking of the movie "Chrome."
 
2012-03-13 02:45:55 PM
Because if you're 26 you need to be out in the world scrapping to make your own life. If you're parked at home with mom and dad then you aren't trying, which is pathetic enough. That you're a criminal to boot is even worse.

Did you miss the rampant unemployment going on in the U.S.? Have you not read the latest articles on Fark where everyone moves in with everyone if they're lucky enough to still have a home? Did you not know that the U.S. military is ramping down Iraq and Afghanistan, and they're looking for any excuse to retire/discharge ANYONE to save money?

I'm 30. I'm the only one in my family with a job. I live at home. My life is on hold until things get better.
 
2012-03-13 03:07:05 PM

Valarius: Because if you're 26 you need to be out in the world scrapping to make your own life. If you're parked at home with mom and dad then you aren't trying, which is pathetic enough. That you're a criminal to boot is even worse.

Did you miss the rampant unemployment going on in the U.S.? Have you not read the latest articles on Fark where everyone moves in with everyone if they're lucky enough to still have a home? Did you not know that the U.S. military is ramping down Iraq and Afghanistan, and they're looking for any excuse to retire/discharge ANYONE to save money?

I'm 30. I'm the only one in my family with a job. I live at home. My life is on hold until things get better.


I also live at home.

Granted, I pay the mortgage, and it is MY home.
 
2012-03-13 03:08:02 PM

Rent Party: JLEM: I would never turn in my own kid. I'd probably figure out a way for him to return everything. Then again, maybe the kid is a complete and total asshole and this was the last straw.

If your kid is robbing stores and you aren't willing to not justkick his ass but drag him personally down to the po-po, then you're a terrible parent, person, and citizen.


When I worked for a bookstore we found out a local boy had been stealing CDs and dvds and selling them. When we confronted his family about how he can pay us back for the items he stole his mother said, and I quote....

"Don't worry. He's a Christian and he's repented so Jesus Christ paid for his sins."

When we tried to push the point she just doubled down. She honestly had no idea Christians are still responsible for their actions.

I think of her a lot when I read the news.
 
2012-03-13 03:12:57 PM
What? No love for Megaforce?

www.badmovies.org
 
2012-03-13 03:18:29 PM
GORDON:
I also live at home.

Granted, I pay the mortgage, and it is MY home.


My advice to you is to pay the mortgage as soon as possible. The only reason my family can live on 9 dollars an hour is because we own ours free and clear. Seven years ago Farker olddinosaur tried to get people to buy some land and put a crummy mobile on it. We listened.
 
2012-03-13 03:20:19 PM

GORDON: You're thinking of the movie "Chrome."


What you did there...I see it.

/Almost corrected you...
 
2012-03-13 03:54:59 PM

Valarius: Because if you're 26 you need to be out in the world scrapping to make your own life. If you're parked at home with mom and dad then you aren't trying, which is pathetic enough. That you're a criminal to boot is even worse.

Did you miss the rampant unemployment going on in the U.S.? Have you not read the latest articles on Fark where everyone moves in with everyone if they're lucky enough to still have a home? Did you not know that the U.S. military is ramping down Iraq and Afghanistan, and they're looking for any excuse to retire/discharge ANYONE to save money?

I'm 30. I'm the only one in my family with a job. I live at home. My life is on hold until things get better.


My daughter is 22, works two jobs, and goes to school full time.

If you're 30 and parked at home, you're a failure.
 
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