What a shiatty way to die.

It's okay to flush a goldfish but you can't flush small children

What are my choice of toppings?

That stinks, the family must feel like crap after they received this shiatty news.

/poop

BurnShrike: What a shiatty way to die.

/And we are done in one...someone get the lights please!

//you get slashies and a golfclap

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I don't remember him stuffing toddlers into septic tanks.

That's sad...reminded me of that case a few years back (new window)

I'd like to protest this headline. I'm trying to eat my breakfast taco and I got to read this crap? I can go to other websites to get grossed out.

I have a pretty sick sense of humor--I really do, for chrissakes I laugh my ass off when I see newborns with weird medical problems*--but shiat this is farking crap.

*Have you ever seen a baby whose internal organs are not contained within the abdominal cavity, or a baby whose bowel is actually on the outside? There you go.

Is reality life taking inspiration from fiction again? Sounds like ...

(Scratch the "life" from above.)

There is no reason that there is hole big enough so that anyone could fall into one of these tanks.

Thisbymaster: There is no reason that there is hole big enough so that anyone could fall into one of these tanks.

Other than the repair/inspection bit.

Tiiba: Plant Rights Activist: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x240]

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I don't remember him stuffing toddlers into septic tanks.

It was downloadable content. The Poop Mod, I believe it was called.

Well that stinks...

maram500: I have a pretty sick sense of humor--I really do, for chrissakes I laugh my ass off when I see newborns with weird medical problems*--but shiat this is farking crap.

*Have you ever seen a baby whose internal organs are not contained within the abdominal cavity, or a baby whose bowel is actually on the outside? There you go.

Had friends whose kid was born with the internal organs on the outside, cured me of wanting to have a kid forever

Toddler go down the hole?

That explains why Jersey smells like that. Why would you ever leave a septic tank exposed? I have lived in a house over a year before we found out it had a septic tank. It had to be emptied and when it was dug up the smell was enough I wanted to leave home. Bury the stupid thing.

Sad tag should have tears on this one.

What a horrible way to die. Poor little kid. Now I have to go home and hug my kids. Thanks a lot for cheering me up on a Tuesday morning, subby.

lack of warmth: That explains why Jersey smells like that. Why would you ever leave a septic tank exposed? I have lived in a house over a year before we found out it had a septic tank. It had to be emptied and when it was dug up the smell was enough I wanted to leave home. Bury the stupid thing.

Sad tag should have tears on this one.

I'm guessing it's a pretty old one. Some of them from decades back were just a dug hole, lined with wooden planks and buried. Roll forward 30 or 40 years and you can begin to spot them by the sinkhole forming as it collapses.

FTA: "Authorities say she may have fallen through a hole into the tank, which is used for processing waste."

Ya think? And are people in NJ so stupid that they don't know what a septic tank is? Never mind. Rhetorical question.

New Jersey-septic tank
Whats the difference?

TravisBickle62: maram500: I have a pretty sick sense of humor--I really do, for chrissakes I laugh my ass off when I see newborns with weird medical problems*--but shiat this is farking crap.

*Have you ever seen a baby whose internal organs are not contained within the abdominal cavity, or a baby whose bowel is actually on the outside? There you go.

Had friends whose kid was born with the internal organs on the outside, cured me of wanting to have a kid forever

While I feel sympathy for kids born like that, I still find it hilarious. It's not just that I'm a cold, heartless bastard (I am), I just have a really sick sense of humor.

/And if you want a reason to never have kids, spend three hours alone with a 2- and a 4-year old.

LoneDoggie: Thisbymaster: There is no reason that there is hole big enough so that anyone could fall into one of these tanks.

Other than the repair/inspection bit.

right... well the "repair/inspection" is done with a scope, and the only holes in a septic tank are either lateral lines, which are buried, or the port for pumping it, which is roughly 4 inches wide. A septic tank wont even function correctly with a hole that big in it, there'd be too much air circulation (too much temperature variation)

maram500:
While I feel sympathy for kids born like that, I still find it hilarious. It's not just that I'm a cold, heartless bastard (I am), I just have a really sick sense of humor.

/And if you want a reason to never have kids, spend three hours alone with a 2- and a 4-year old.


Doesn't it ever get awkward being the only one laughing? If you find stuff like that 'hilarious', you are nothing but scum. Pretending you have a 'sick sense of humor' and openly admitting you are a heartless bastard changes nothing. You have zero value as a human. How are you okay with that? Do you hate yourself that much?

Crocodilly_Pontifex: right... well the "repair/inspection" is done with a scope, and the only holes in a septic tank are either lateral lines, which are buried, or the port for pumping it, which is roughly 4 inches wide. A septic tank wont even function correctly with a hole that big in it, there'd be too much air circulation (too much temperature variation)

Most of the tanks I have seen have a couple of large square openings cut out on the top. The part that was cut out has a beveled bottom and a rebar loop as a handle. They can be fairly heavy. The opening on mine is probably close to 2ft square.

I can imagine that somebody removed one of those and the child fell in. The tank would still work but would fill up with debris and clog the drainfield eventually.

Thisbymaster: There is no reason that there is hole big enough so that anyone could fall into one of these tanks.

Old, unserviced or abandoned cess pits. (new window)

frontbutt: maram500:
While I feel sympathy for kids born like that, I still find it hilarious. It's not just that I'm a cold, heartless bastard (I am), I just have a really sick sense of humor.

/And if you want a reason to never have kids, spend three hours alone with a 2- and a 4-year old.


Doesn't it ever get awkward being the only one laughing? If you find stuff like that 'hilarious', you are nothing but scum. Pretending you have a 'sick sense of humor' and openly admitting you are a heartless bastard changes nothing. You have zero value as a human. How are you okay with that? Do you hate yourself that much?

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Gleeman: Toddler go down the hole?

Blue ball went down hole.

/damn, now that's stuck in my head
//poor little kid

Blue ball go down the hole.katerbug72: Gleeman: Toddler go down the hole?

Blue ball went go down the hole.

/damn, now that's stuck in my head
//poor little kid

FTFM

Search teams quickly found a 3-foot wide hole in the yard, which lead to a septic tank.

Open: She fell in...

Closed off: Somebody PUT HER IN THERE.