Someone doesn't understand that dead bodies can be identified using DNA, not just fingerprints.

Look for a dumbass who doesn't watch CSI.

Why the f*ck is this green? this is sick.

Bah, it was just a baby finger that fell out. She'll get her adult fingers soon enough.

PacManDreaming: WTH is the matter with people?!

They tolerate shiate like this spewing out of their news boxes?

They come 8 to pack but rolls are 6 to a pack.

We might be reading too much into this.

It could just be a harmless case of a child loosing their baby fingers. You see, when kids get to a certain age, their baby appendages begin to fall off and get replaced with newer, adult appendages. Teeth, fingers, arms... it is just the cycle of life. The authorities are probably just overreacting.

Frank Boothe is lopping off fingers now?

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elffster: Why the f*ck is this green? this is sick.

People pay money to watch Saw movies. Same thing.

boobsrgood: PacManDreaming: WTH is the matter with people?!

They tolerate shiate like this spewing out of their news boxes?

Yeah! I only want to read fluff pieces so I can stay in my tiny bubble of happiness! Oh my god, did you see what Kim Kardashian was wearing yesterday? She's such a goddess!

elffster: Why the f*ck is this green? this is sick.

depending how long they were in there, they were probably already green

That's why I keep my fingers in the freezer. If you keep them in the fridge, you always have to throw them out before you need them.

Giltric: namegoeshere: Someone doesn't understand that dead bodies can be identified using DNA, not just fingerprints.

Look for a dumbass who doesn't watch CSI.

Yeah but you have to have DNA to compare it too......

Bet you ten internet points her parents' DNA is already in the system.

Giltric: namegoeshere: Someone doesn't understand that dead bodies can be identified using DNA, not just fingerprints.

Look for a dumbass who doesn't watch CSI.

Yeah but you have to have DNA to compare it too......

Bullshiat. You just need a deus ex machina montage with some music and the suspect will be found within the hour!

elffster: Why the f*ck is this green? this is sick.

this.

Giltric: namegoeshere: Someone doesn't understand that dead bodies can be identified using DNA, not just fingerprints.

Look for a dumbass who doesn't watch CSI.

Yeah but you have to have DNA to compare it too......

Same with fingerprints. And since there is no missing child of that age to compare them to, you know the parent(s) did it. Someone will be telling the neighbors that Little Girl is on an extended vacation with Grandma.

Fano: friedlinx: [cdn.sheknows.com image 600x399]

Ladyfingers they taste like ladyfingers...

I farking hated that story. **shiver**

jtr: In this thread: people offended by news on a news website

I've never seen anyone so lost on the internet.

namegoeshere: Someone doesn't understand that dead bodies can be identified using DNA, not just fingerprints.

Look for a dumbass who doesn't watch CSI.

Based on this quote:
"I have not seen anything in my 25 years ... like this," Sgt. Kim Buffett with Honolulu CrimeStoppers said.

I'd say the police are watching too much CSI. I was just waiting for this to be followed by "Buffett then removed his sunglasses and a loud 'Yeaaaahhhhh!' could be heard."

The good news is that, using CSI science, they should be able to look at indentations on the sides of the fingers to figure out what object the child last touched before the fingers were removed and then look at their Universal Object Database to see which objects match and a list of all possible sources of that object in the immediate vicinity.

the other possibility here is that the kid was injured somehow. sticking her hand in a lawn mower? the parents freak out and think they might be charged with child abuse or negligence or something, so they throw the fingers away and wrap the kid's hand up and hope it heals without needing surgery. then they tell the kid to explain to people that she lost her fingers some other way. unfortunately for them, someone found the fingers, so now everyone will be on the lookout for a kid missing some.

namegoeshere: Someone doesn't understand that dead bodies can be identified using DNA, not just fingerprints.

Look for a dumbass who doesn't watch CSI.

Well, the article doesn't say all 10 fingers were lost.

Also, not to troll the thread but with a few assumptions here, it's shiat like this that keeps me supporting the idea of the death penalty. Frickin sick.

accident and the parents were too afraid to go for real help ?

the fingers were in a bag which suggests they were being kept.

the article doesn't really say how they were removed, like surgically or lopped of by a axe etc

I Like Bread: Yeah! I only want to read fluff pieces so I can stay in my tiny bubble of happiness!

Take a wild guess how many children will be found by authorities to have been tortured or raped in America today. Go ahead, dipshiate, we'll wait. Hundreds each and every day. Now, how many of those stories will be splashed onto the AP newswire today by a major media outlet? Are you thinking yet? Can you smell smoke?

If we can find the girl... (removes sunglasses) she can point us to her attacker.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

enderthexenocide: the other possibility here is that the kid was injured somehow. sticking her hand in a lawn mower? the parents freak out and think they might be charged with child abuse or negligence or something, so they throw the fingers away and wrap the kid's hand up and hope it heals without needing surgery. then they tell the kid to explain to people that she lost her fingers some other way. unfortunately for them, someone found the fingers, so now everyone will be on the lookout for a kid missing some.

Two complete and four partials. That's both hands. I don't see that being an accident. If the kid is alive (and that is a BIG if) I would say the digit removal was intentional. In which case, as sad as it would be, I almost wish she wasn't.

Any way this turns out, I'm sad about what happened to the kid. Either she got hurt and her parents/guardians did nothing helpful about it, or she's dead and chopped up.

Kids that age are almost universally kind, sweet, entertainingly goofy. It takes a special brand of broken person to intentionally hurt kids like that.

Jesus farking Christ, I don't want to live on this planet any more........

Or more accurately, I want the people who could do this to a child to be fired into the sun, balls first........

/poor poor poor kid....makes me cry.

cowgirl toffee: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Bah, it was just a baby finger that fell out. She'll get her adult fingers soon enough.

My thoughts exactly. Hell. Put them under a pillow and see if you get anything. ;)

... the "Finger Fairy" will come soon enough.

Giggity.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways , Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

that's farkin' horrible. I don't read most news sites BECAUSE I don't want to read about horrible, disgusting crap like this...just teacher/student scandals and drunk people driving lawnmowers. That's why i read fark, not for this crap.

/bummed.

Something has gone horribly wrong with the evolution of human beings. We are off-track, and grotesquely and un-naturally evil. This story will make me sad all day. Anyone who would hurt a child should be euthanized.

namegoeshere: enderthexenocide: the other possibility here is that the kid was injured somehow. sticking her hand in a lawn mower? the parents freak out and think they might be charged with child abuse or negligence or something, so they throw the fingers away and wrap the kid's hand up and hope it heals without needing surgery. then they tell the kid to explain to people that she lost her fingers some other way. unfortunately for them, someone found the fingers, so now everyone will be on the lookout for a kid missing some.

Two complete and four partials. That's both hands. I don't see that being an accident. If the kid is alive (and that is a BIG if) I would say the digit removal was intentional. In which case, as sad as it would be, I almost wish she wasn't.

Or, as we have no photos of the digits nor a specific description of them:

Perhaps this child lost the fingers, went to the hospital a bit too late (or the fingers were too mangled), couldn't reattach, parent/child asked to keep them (I did when I was a kid...they let me keep my appendix), parent/child decided they had no value and tossed them in a dumpster they just happened to walk by.

Why else would they be in a baggie other than the fact that someone was trying to keep them clean to reattach? If they were attempting to hide the identity by removing fingers, why not take the rest, too? Why not just chop the hands off?

Too many questions; not enough answers.

/I guess someone just couldn't finish a whole kid.

Did you think this story couldn't possibly get any sicker? Well, you were wrong. Apparently the lady who found the fingers stuck them in her purse and carried them around for a while, showing them to various people before turning them over to the police.

"I saw a plastic ziploc bag, which I thought were ginger root starting to dry out. I'm a gardener, and I recycle, and I thought I'd be able restore them. So I threw them in my purse," said Gina Rose Vendegna.

She later realized what she had found was not ginger root when she noticed the fingernails. She showed the fingers to some other people who weren't convinced they were actually fingers, or if they were, once belonged to a monkey. "I thought just by chance I'm going to call the Police Department, turn 'em in and let them decide," Vendegna said. (pops to dreamindemon, third story down)

WhoGAS: namegoeshere: enderthexenocide: the other possibility here is that the kid was injured somehow. sticking her hand in a lawn mower? the parents freak out and think they might be charged with child abuse or negligence or something, so they throw the fingers away and wrap the kid's hand up and hope it heals without needing surgery. then they tell the kid to explain to people that she lost her fingers some other way. unfortunately for them, someone found the fingers, so now everyone will be on the lookout for a kid missing some.

Two complete and four partials. That's both hands. I don't see that being an accident. If the kid is alive (and that is a BIG if) I would say the digit removal was intentional. In which case, as sad as it would be, I almost wish she wasn't.

Or, as we have no photos of the digits nor a specific description of them:

Perhaps this child lost the fingers, went to the hospital a bit too late (or the fingers were too mangled), couldn't reattach, parent/child asked to keep them (I did when I was a kid...they let me keep my appendix), parent/child decided they had no value and tossed them in a dumpster they just happened to walk by.

Why else would they be in a baggie other than the fact that someone was trying to keep them clean to reattach? If they were attempting to hide the identity by removing fingers, why not take the rest, too? Why not just chop the hands off?

Too many questions; not enough answers.

/I guess someone just couldn't finish a whole kid.

They checked with the hospitals. There were no small girls with finger amputations.

Wait. This is from FOX News? I thought we didn't believe them for anything. The police department must have said something else completely. Fox, being Fox, simply created this outrage, just to whip up the base.

I'll wait for a more reasonable site to report this, like DailyKOS.

Maybe she was Yakuza.
/ducks and runs.

Amateur! After you cut up the body your suppose to dump it into the ocean!

Does no one watch Dexter?

Bag of Hammers: elffster: Why the f*ck is this green? this is sick.

this.

"My Daddy ate my eyes"