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Diogenes		2012-03-13 09:25:01 AM

How? By scaring the piss completely out of you?

vpb		2012-03-13 09:33:18 AM

That is terrifying. It zaps your ladyparts with electricity. Up the voltage and they could sell some to Syria.

Diogenes		2012-03-13 09:38:42 AM

What the proposal for males may look like.

PacManDreaming		2012-03-13 10:35:17 AM

impaler		2012-03-13 10:53:46 AM

From what I've seen in porn, that device looks like it will cause incontinence.

Diogenes		2012-03-13 10:57:15 AM

impaler: From what I've seen in porn, that device looks like it will cause incontinence.

Squirting is a myth!

gopher321		2012-03-13 11:45:17 AM

"Do either of you know what "incontinent" means?"

"Don't spoil our fun."

LegacyDL		2012-03-13 12:02:54 PM

So how exactly does it work?

delphi_ote		2012-03-13 12:03:52 PM

Wait. How is that weird thing going to stop incompetence?

*reads headline again*

Ooooooooh...

Hack Patooey		2012-03-13 12:04:46 PM

Several boxes of the ~~InTone~~InAss device are ready to be shipped.

valar_morghulis		2012-03-13 12:04:50 PM

Diogenes: How? By scaring the piss completely out of you?

LegacyDL: So how exactly does it work?

YOU JAM IT UP THE HOLE!

madwinkle.com

karnal		2012-03-13 12:05:39 PM

InControl is planning to double its number of production workers to 24 because demand has already been high.

I got mine and it works like a clamp.....I mean champ.

feefifofimmy		2012-03-13 12:06:29 PM

valar_morghulis: Diogenes: How? By scaring the piss completely out of you?

LegacyDL: So how exactly does it work?

YOU JAM IT UP THE HOLE!

[madwinkle.com image 276x300]

Popeye got contacts?

ElusiveWookiee		2012-03-13 12:08:58 PM

FTFA:InControl Medical founder and CEO Buzz Peddicord.....

Love it.

maram500		2012-03-13 12:09:08 PM

So a ladywoman shoves that giant purple dildo-like thing up her hoo-hah and electrocutes herself. Seems legit.

Or does it go up teh poopah?

frizzo		2012-03-13 12:09:54 PM

If we can be serious for just one moment here. Urinary/bladder incontinence is a very debilitating problem. Having it always fills me with dread in almost any social situation as one might imagine.

So, I was very happy and thrilled when this device came onto the market. I tried it and found it to be too painful for daily use.

Maybe the female version works better.

Wasilla Hillbilly		2012-03-13 12:11:38 PM

This may be an instance of the cure being worse than the disease. Or weirder anyway.

frizzo		2012-03-13 12:12:52 PM

karnal: I got mine and it works like a clamp.....I mean champ.

A long time ago, Johnny Carson had a guest on who claimed to have 5 penises. Incredulous, Johnny asked him how gets underwear that fits. The guest replied, "No problem. It fits like a glove."

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian		2012-03-13 12:13:40 PM

I wish to hear from Incontinent Dog and Monkey Rodeo before I make snide remarks.

Arkanaut		2012-03-13 12:15:52 PM

Good news! It's a suppository!

TNel		2012-03-13 12:17:15 PM

Diogenes: impaler: From what I've seen in porn, that device looks like it will cause incontinence.

Squirting is a myth!

No it's not.

HelloNeuman		2012-03-13 12:21:15 PM

TNel: Diogenes: impaler: From what I've seen in porn, that device looks like it will cause incontinence.

Squirting is a myth!

No it's not.

I agree. Squirting is NOT a myth (for men) Now women on the other hand...

tjsands1118		2012-03-13 12:23:54 PM

Hi I'm the founder and CEO Buzz Peddicord, and I have a purple thing up my ass!

trappedspirit		2012-03-13 12:25:51 PM

You absolutely will not go to the bathroom before you are good and ready and yank that sucker out.

spif		2012-03-13 12:37:01 PM

squirting is not a myth - had to get rid of a chair recently.

TNel		2012-03-13 12:39:48 PM

spif: squirting is not a myth - had to get rid of a chair recently.

Why? You don't have a wet vac?

Loaf's Tray		2012-03-13 12:49:24 PM

Why must everyone try to reinvent the wheel?

AcneVulgaris		2012-03-13 12:50:07 PM

Pucker factor 9.

cowgirl toffee		2012-03-13 01:03:19 PM

I was expecting to see this...

img39.imageshack.us

Private_Citizen		2012-03-13 01:09:37 PM

Am I the only one who thought that thing resembles a squid? Who designed it, cthulhu?

BenJammin		2012-03-13 01:12:02 PM

Unisex?

squirrel_spam		2012-03-13 01:31:04 PM

WTF am I looking at here?

Mister Microphone		2012-03-13 01:36:59 PM

From their website:

InTone actually treats female bladder leakage at its root cause.

You might say that.

Who works in product development/testing for this thing?

TNel		2012-03-13 01:39:29 PM

Mister Microphone:

Who works in product development/testing for this thing?

media.jsonline.com

Blushing Wall Flower		2012-03-13 01:54:13 PM

tjsands1118: [media.jsonline.com image 640x421]
Hi I'm the founder and CEO Buzz Peddicord, and I have a purple thing up my ass!

He looks both sheepish and slightly uncomfortable. You might be right.

Bpjosep		2012-03-13 01:56:41 PM

trappedspirit: You absolutely will not go to the bathroom before you are good and ready and yank that sucker out.

it's just like starting a lawnmower!

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman		2012-03-13 02:09:53 PM

HelloNeuman: TNel: Diogenes: impaler: From what I've seen in porn, that device looks like it will cause incontinence.

Squirting is a myth!

No it's not.

I agree. Squirting is NOT a myth (for men) Now women on the other hand...

It's not a myth for women either - my ex had this ability, and it's not pee that comes out. That being said, there is quite a bit of porn out there where they do fake it, which leads to the whole "it's a myth" argument.

TNel		2012-03-13 02:16:31 PM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman:

It's not a myth for women either - my ex had this ability, and it's not pee that comes out. That being said, there is quite a bit of porn out there where they do fake it, which leads to the whole "it's a myth" argument.

My wife does it, trust me it's not a myth.

djh0101010		2012-03-13 02:55:29 PM

TNel: Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman:

It's not a myth for women either - my ex had this ability, and it's not pee that comes out. That being said, there is quite a bit of porn out there where they do fake it, which leads to the whole "it's a myth" argument.

My wife does it, trust me it's not a myth.

I can vouch for the fact that his wife, does in fact, do it.

caddisfly		2012-03-13 03:17:36 PM

Diogenes: impaler: From what I've seen in porn, that device looks like it will cause incontinence.

Squirting is a myth!

I would introduce you to my Ex but I don't think you're into that . . .

/rubber sheets

TNel		2012-03-13 03:23:00 PM

djh0101010:

I can vouch for the fact that his wife, does in fact, do it.

So you are the one she was talking about that had the micro penis huh.

hermitage_deux		2012-03-13 03:24:49 PM

the lady's expression in the pic is hilarious!

She's thinking " geez, i wouldn't even put that in my vagina! "

djh0101010		2012-03-13 03:51:03 PM

TNel: djh0101010:

I can vouch for the fact that his wife, does in fact, do it.

So you are the one she was talking about that had the micro penis huh.

Well played, Sir.

RobSeace		2012-03-13 03:57:24 PM

maram500: Or does it go up teh poopah?

costumenetwork.com

"He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called?"

Badgers		2012-03-13 04:11:07 PM

Hi, my name is Bill Maher and a lot of people think of me as a douche.
Let me show you our new product, which expands on this concept...

wambu		2012-03-13 04:24:14 PM

Link to demo video?

wittyraconteur		2012-03-13 04:57:08 PM

From the company website "InTone uses muscle stimulation that is programmed by the patient's medical provider to effectively strengthen pelvic floor muscles and restore their proper function."

electric muscle stimulation for the vagina. E-stem (tens unit) vibrator. with voice command.

Sex toy fetish gear just moved up a notch. Not only does it vibrate, but it makes the walls contract for you. And records your progress on a USB friendly device so your doctor can see your progress. How naughty.