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(CNN)   87% of women admit they moan during sex to make you feel better about your lousy performance   (thechart.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 260
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2012-03-13 09:18:17 AM  
But sexual self-esteem is a two-way street, and, for their part during sex, guys should aim for more than a single grunt at the end.

What about a soft sigh at the beginning as you sheath your fleshy sword and THEN a single grunt at the end? Is that enough?
 
2012-03-13 09:18:55 AM  
I moan during sex to make me feel better about my lousy performance.

Am I doing it right?
 
2012-03-13 09:22:12 AM  
I moan during sex because it makes me feel less alone.
 
2012-03-13 09:23:52 AM  
Well, I suppose it's better than them checking their text messages.
 
2012-03-13 09:24:34 AM  
Single grunt?

Well, would you prefer the guy to leap up and yell GOOOOOOOOOOAL!!! like a soccer game announcer?
 
2012-03-13 09:31:46 AM  
Who cares?

When we're making love, my wife yells out her name- Rodney Dangerfield
 
2012-03-13 09:34:21 AM  
I don't mind a little moaning, but outright screams are a turn off.

That's why duct tape is an integral part of my sex life.
 
2012-03-13 09:37:25 AM  
I like women who act like they are at a concert. They bang on the floor and yell when they want more, toss beach balls around the room.
 
2012-03-13 09:39:31 AM  
87% of women admit they moan during sex to make you feel better about your lousy performance

I always figured it was the roofies wearing off.
 
2012-03-13 09:41:18 AM  

PeriRies: I don't mind a little moaning, but outright screams are a turn off.

That's why duct tape is an integral part of my sex life.


500motivators.com
 
2012-03-13 09:49:43 AM  
The article doesn't really account for the times when a woman is howling like a banshee because you've got two in the pink, one in the stink, a mouthful of nipples and haven't even penises her yet.

That certainly isn't a product of her encouraging the guy to finish.
 
2012-03-13 09:49:59 AM  

Pocket Ninja: But sexual self-esteem is a two-way street, and, for their part during sex, guys should aim for more than a single grunt at the end.

What about a soft sigh at the beginning as you sheath your fleshy sword and THEN a single grunt at the end? Is that enough?



Sometimes in the middle I just like to go "Hooray! Hooray for this!"
 
2012-03-13 09:50:00 AM  
I don't mind a little fake moaning and enthusiasm, as long as the don't make themselves too tired to get me a sammich when I'm finished.
 
2012-03-13 09:50:39 AM  
penised

/damn phone
 
2012-03-13 09:58:38 AM  
Well moan then, moan like the dirty little whore you are, MOAN, MOAN, MOAN!

/awwwwwww, I need a nap now
 
2012-03-13 10:01:29 AM  
Or do a steam train impression.
 
2012-03-13 10:22:43 AM  
*moan, groan* Christ almighty, just finish up already. I started feeling bored at least 10 minutes ago. *grunt*
 
2012-03-13 10:30:54 AM  
It's nice to know someone cares about my lousy performance.
 
2012-03-13 10:42:30 AM  
homeschoolblogger.com

/knows something about women moaning like whores
 
2012-03-13 10:42:36 AM  
Is that why? I always thought it was because the gag was too tight.
 
2012-03-13 10:42:37 AM  
and i always thought the dudes in porn were just awesome lovers.
 
2012-03-13 10:42:51 AM  
My girlfriend gets turned on when she hears me during sex -- moaning, dirty talk, whatever. I'm the same way about her. And together, it makes a wonderful feedback loop. Sex is a LOT better when multiple senses are involved.
 
2012-03-13 10:43:01 AM  
Yeah but they care enough to fake it, so that's nice.
 
2012-03-13 10:43:26 AM  
I asked my roomate about htis because she has been louder with her latest victim than her previous. She told me the latest guy likes it louder not that he was any better than the last one.
 
2012-03-13 10:43:29 AM  
hey, at least they care about how we feel!
 
2012-03-13 10:44:31 AM  
I wish that women hit the big O that they went off like you hit the jackpot on a slot machine.

DING DING DING DING DING! YOU'RE A WINNER!!!!!
 
2012-03-13 10:44:43 AM  
meh. as long as I get mine.
 
2012-03-13 10:46:26 AM  
I make it a point to never listen to my girlfriend.. as long as I get mine she can burp the alphabet for all I care...
 
2012-03-13 10:47:10 AM  
I like to hum "it's a small world after all" during and "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah" when I'm done.
 
2012-03-13 10:47:33 AM  
Doesn't matter, had sex.
 
2012-03-13 10:47:33 AM  

alwaysjaded: I wish that women hit the big O that they went off like you hit the jackpot on a slot machine.

DING DING DING DING DING! YOU'RE A WINNER!!!!!


Yeah but collecting all the quarters coming out would distract me from finishing my own business.
 
2012-03-13 10:48:01 AM  

Jake Havechek: Single grunt?

Well, would you prefer the guy to leap up and yell GOOOOOOOOOOAL!!! like a soccer game announcer?


funny story about that....i was working with someone from england....and after work on night a few of us were sitting around someone had the idea for us to all tell our funniest sex stories and the one from england had just that happen when he was done
 
2012-03-13 10:48:27 AM  
If she's moaning during sex then you haven't dosed the Chloroform correctly.
 
2012-03-13 10:49:07 AM  
Hmm, the article doesn't explain why they moan when I wipe it off on the drapes.
 
2012-03-13 10:49:31 AM  
This is why my wife and I installed a steam whistle on the bedpost. Toot once for close.. twice for 'got mine'. Neighbors probably wonder why it sounds like we play model trains at night.
 
2012-03-13 10:51:14 AM  
I'm okay with this.
 
2012-03-13 10:51:53 AM  
If she's fakin' it, that means she cares.

THAT IS WHAT I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE.
 
2012-03-13 10:51:53 AM  

blazemongr: My girlfriend gets turned on when she hears me during sex -- moaning, dirty talk, whatever. I'm the same way about her. And together, it makes a wonderful feedback loop. Sex is a LOT better when multiple senses are involved.


She's like that with me too. Ok, I don't know your gf. At least not that I know of. But I agree with your points 100%. MY gf and I do the same. We love moaning, talking about fantasies while we fark, and all that good stuff. And of course, it drives me crazy when she tells me she's about to cum, and she loves when I tell her when I'm getting close. Damn, sex is so farking awesome.
 
2012-03-13 10:52:03 AM  
I prefer whimpering.
 
2012-03-13 10:52:10 AM  
What about the noises she is trying hard not to make because her parents were living with us for awhile and home? She still made some noise, but it really was not voluntary. She hated letting her parents know what we were up to. I didn't care we already had one kid. I did make the bed quieter. So I wasn't totally rude, but her parents didn't hide what they were up to either.
 
2012-03-13 10:52:14 AM  
Women never moan for me...should that make me feel bad or good?
 
2012-03-13 10:53:09 AM  
Some moans may be faked, but the scream from the "accidental" anal insertion is always real.
 
2012-03-13 10:53:34 AM  
/sniff

And I thought I was the utlimate bed-slinger. Now, she's just moaning to get me off her. And all the time I'm thinking sports to last longer; she's thinking about reality tv on the DVR and how bad I'll mess up her hair.
 
2012-03-13 10:53:38 AM  
Barfmaker

I moan during sex because it makes me feel less alone.




Funny Stuff!
 
2012-03-13 10:53:39 AM  
I'd always wanted to sing O sole mio! like Pavarotti when I finished.

Why didn't I get these ideas when I was having more sex than you can shake a stick at?
 
2012-03-13 10:53:40 AM  
I'd just be happy to in there somewhere
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2012-03-13 10:54:59 AM  
Or have a harmonica handy and play Whammer Jammer when I'm done.

It's Magic Dick, baby!
 
2012-03-13 10:55:05 AM  
afterwards i like to say 'that'll do, pig, that'll do'
 
2012-03-13 10:56:41 AM  

BurnShrike: alwaysjaded: I wish that women hit the big O that they went off like you hit the jackpot on a slot machine.

DING DING DING DING DING! YOU'RE A WINNER!!!!!

Yeah but collecting all the quarters coming out would distract me from finishing my own business.


Yea, it would get distracting when you start pumping the quarters back in her mouth saying "We can't quit now!! I'm on a hot streak!!"
 
2012-03-13 10:56:57 AM  
Seems low.
 
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