PeriRies: I don't mind a little moaning, but outright screams are a turn off.That's why duct tape is an integral part of my sex life.
Pocket Ninja: But sexual self-esteem is a two-way street, and, for their part during sex, guys should aim for more than a single grunt at the end.What about a soft sigh at the beginning as you sheath your fleshy sword and THEN a single grunt at the end? Is that enough?
alwaysjaded: I wish that women hit the big O that they went off like you hit the jackpot on a slot machine.DING DING DING DING DING! YOU'RE A WINNER!!!!!
Jake Havechek: Single grunt?Well, would you prefer the guy to leap up and yell GOOOOOOOOOOAL!!! like a soccer game announcer?
blazemongr: My girlfriend gets turned on when she hears me during sex -- moaning, dirty talk, whatever. I'm the same way about her. And together, it makes a wonderful feedback loop. Sex is a LOT better when multiple senses are involved.
BurnShrike: alwaysjaded: I wish that women hit the big O that they went off like you hit the jackpot on a slot machine.DING DING DING DING DING! YOU'RE A WINNER!!!!!Yeah but collecting all the quarters coming out would distract me from finishing my own business.
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