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(The Daily Beast)   Kim Kardashian rubs two brain cells together and seizures a response to Jon Hamm: "We're all working hard and we all have to respect one another." Prostitutes everywhere unite in solidarity   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 67
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2012-03-13 11:03:20 AM  
Being a vapid tramp who contributes nothing to society or humanity is what passes for "working hard" in her mind?

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
 
2012-03-13 11:04:19 AM  
She's kind of right. But still an idiot.
 
2012-03-13 12:57:37 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: Being a vapid tramp who contributes nothing to society or humanity


I can think of at least 2 things she contributes.
 
2012-03-13 01:01:45 PM  
meh, I will give her credit for taking the high road. In related news, I would gladly take her low road.
 
2012-03-13 01:02:33 PM  
cache.ohinternet.com
 
2012-03-13 01:02:44 PM  
I would do naughty things to Jon Hamm!
 
2012-03-13 01:06:33 PM  
She's stupid. Now get to making more sex tapes. And lose the bra next time.
 
2012-03-13 01:07:04 PM  
Rise above the rabble, Draper.
 
2012-03-13 01:09:16 PM  
Might we refer Miss Kardashian to the "Stupid, Spoiled Whore" episode of South Park?

And biatch, you are luck Jon Hamm even knows you exist.
 
2012-03-13 01:09:52 PM  
lucky*
 
2012-03-13 01:10:55 PM  
we all have to respect one another

No we don't.
 
2012-03-13 01:11:34 PM  
Jon Hamm's first break break came on TV's 'Mad Mad.' Kim Kardashian's big break came on her tits.
 
2012-03-13 01:11:43 PM  
As usual, claiming you work hard is a way to pass for being smart. Either she is as stupid as we think and pretending she does all that television production work, or she is pretending to be stupid to cash in. Either way that would mean Jon Hamm is right, stupidity is being celebrated.

/want to touch the hiney
 
2012-03-13 01:13:37 PM  
I had to literally lol at the list of things she has accomplished in her tweet. Having your name attached to something is not the same as being responsible for the creative, or thought process of it. Shut up Kardouchian and get back to being a urinal.
 
2012-03-13 01:18:22 PM  
Working hard doesn't mean you aren't an idiot. As to what exactly you work hard doing, well, it sort of reinforces his first point darling.
 
2012-03-13 01:19:24 PM  
where did she find that second brain cell?????
 
2012-03-13 01:24:05 PM  
One point that I think is missed is that there is a possibility that Ms. Kardashian is very smart indeed. she does run her own business, and has a TV show and has become famous. She could very craftily be playing up the stupid spoiled whore angle to make money. This, however, only serves to make's Jon Hamm's statement all the more poignant. The fact that someone would have to pretend to be stupid to make it is almost worse than the fact that so many people are becoming famous for being stupid
 
2012-03-13 01:25:40 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

dat ass'
 
2012-03-13 01:29:30 PM  
Prostitutes deliver a real product. Kim Kardashian is Prostitute as Hedge-fund-manager-who-got-his-berth-thanks-to-daddy's-name is to Software Developer. This headline is an insult to prostitutes everywhere.
 
2012-03-13 01:29:41 PM  
Yes, let's all listen to the Drama Queen from Attention Whore Island when she talks about respect.

external.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-03-13 01:33:04 PM  
"Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, 'stupid,' is in my opinion careless."

nice resume... let's see;
runs their own business - fashion company... hires managers, literally does nothing.
designs/creates - fashion... most likely approves/modifies sketches from professional designers.
Part of Successful TV Show - reality TV, no acting skill required, lowest common denominator ratings guarantied.
Produces/writes - for her own reality TV show?... most likely does nothing, producer in name only, scripts conversations between family members

yeah, your still dumb as fark

/I want to see what she's written
 
2012-03-13 01:34:08 PM  
Wiat a minute, I thought we weren't supposed to call people "prostitute" anymore.
 
2012-03-13 01:34:32 PM  

Deftoons: Yes, let's all listen to the Drama Queen from Attention Whore Island when she talks about respect.

[external.ak.fbcdn.net image 1x1]



It's just a name.
Whore Island is actually a peninsula.
 
2012-03-13 01:34:44 PM  

DisembodiedVoice: One point that I think is missed is that there is a possibility that Ms. Kardashian is very smart indeed. she does run her own business, and has a TV show and has become famous. She could very craftily be playing up the stupid spoiled whore angle to make money. This, however, only serves to make's Jon Hamm's statement all the more poignant. The fact that someone would have to pretend to be stupid to make it is almost worse than the fact that so many people are becoming famous for being stupid


I dont get this. She is intelligent? WIth a shiatload of people doing everything else, there is one assistant over there that will say what dick she has to suck today to stay on the news.

And not a single fark was given that day
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2012-03-13 01:35:40 PM  

acad1228: Wiat a minute, I thought we weren't supposed to call people "prostitute" anymore.


Who called anybody a prostitute?
 
2012-03-13 01:37:16 PM  

DisembodiedVoice: One point that I think is missed is that there is a possibility that Ms. Kardashian is very smart indeed. she does run her own business, and has a TV show and has become famous. She could very craftily be playing up the stupid spoiled whore angle to make money. This, however, only serves to make's Jon Hamm's statement all the more poignant. The fact that someone would have to pretend to be stupid to make it is almost worse than the fact that so many people are becoming famous for being stupid


Absolutely none of that is as a result of any particular talent, skill, or hard work on her part. It came as a result of a rich daddy in Hollywood and her farking a semi-famous dude on tape.
 
2012-03-13 01:40:52 PM  

colimar:

I dont get this. She is intelligent? WIth a shiatload of people doing everything else, there is one assistant over there that will say what dick she has to suck today to stay on the news.



I"m not saying she's intelligent, I think she is the epitome of the "stupid spoiled whore". And In fact anyone who has ever seen her, heard her, or read her quotes would think so immediately. But she claims to not be, and the idea that someone could be smart at all and still act like that is even worse than the idea of someone being that stupid.
 
2012-03-13 01:42:57 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: Being a vapid tramp who contributes nothing to society or humanity is what passes for "working hard" in her mind?

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.


I didn't know she was a Canadian.
 
2012-03-13 01:45:23 PM  
I work hard/my favorite attention whore works so hard!!

That and five dollars will get you a Starbucks, my dear.

/Jon Hamm = hawt
 
2012-03-13 01:47:31 PM  
Honey, you 'run your own business' in the same way that Geroge W. 'ran the United States'. In otherwords, the grown-ups that are in charge pat you on the head and reasure you that you really are the one running things.
 
2012-03-13 01:49:08 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: NeedlesslyCanadian: Being a vapid tramp who contributes nothing to society or humanity

I can think of at least 2 things she contributes.


Three,if you count dat ass.
 
2012-03-13 01:50:01 PM  
Did anyone know who Kim Kardashian was before her sex tape? I certainly don't begrudge someone from getting rich and famous by exploiting the one attribute (dat ass) they have, but seriously, everything she has can be traced back to a rich daddy and her willingness to fark on camera. Brains and creativity play no part in it
 
2012-03-13 01:56:24 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: Being a vapid tramp who contributes nothing to society or humanity is what passes for "working hard" in her mind?

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.


Are you talking about Sarah Palin?
 
2012-03-13 01:57:55 PM  

DisembodiedVoice: colimar:

I dont get this. She is intelligent? WIth a shiatload of people doing everything else, there is one assistant over there that will say what dick she has to suck today to stay on the news.



I"m not saying she's intelligent, I think she is the epitome of the "stupid spoiled whore". And In fact anyone who has ever seen her, heard her, or read her quotes would think so immediately. But she claims to not be, and the idea that someone could be smart at all and still act like that is even worse than the idea of someone being that stupid.


Its simple: i did this and worked --> keep doing. Thats why we are close to have another of her sex tape "leaked".

And seriously, there was one day last year that she posted one xray from her ass to show everything there was natural, this is what john hamm is talking about
 
2012-03-13 01:58:09 PM  

jj325: Did anyone know who Kim Kardashian was before her sex tape? I certainly don't begrudge someone from getting rich and famous by exploiting the one attribute (dat ass) they have, but seriously, everything she has can be traced back to a rich daddy and her willingness to fark on camera. Brains and creativity play no part in it


The video of Prince telling her to get the f*ck off his stage because "dat ass" stays in place and is controlled by a soulless flake from Pasadena kind of reflects the worthlessness of the absolutely unsexy and painfully boring sex tape. Paris Hilton has more life in her.
 
2012-03-13 02:01:49 PM  

JLEM: jj325: Did anyone know who Kim Kardashian was before her sex tape? I certainly don't begrudge someone from getting rich and famous by exploiting the one attribute (dat ass) they have, but seriously, everything she has can be traced back to a rich daddy and her willingness to fark on camera. Brains and creativity play no part in it

The video of Prince telling her to get the f*ck off his stage because "dat ass" stays in place and is controlled by a soulless flake from Pasadena kind of reflects the worthlessness of the absolutely unsexy and painfully boring sex tape. Paris Hilton has more life in her.


Where might I find such a video? I love Prince, what with him being an actually talented person and all, but this would make my day.
 
2012-03-13 02:05:25 PM  
Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, but she really took one on the chin to get ahead in life.
 
2012-03-13 02:08:40 PM  
iron_city_ap

2012-03-13 01:06:33 PM
She's stupid. Now get to making more sex tapes. And lose the bra next time.


What? she wore a bra in her sex tape? Yeah, she never planned on "leaking" it to the public.
Does she at least show dat ass?

/still might check it out someday
 
2012-03-13 02:09:24 PM  

DisembodiedVoice: One point that I think is missed is that there is a possibility that Ms. Kardashian is very smart indeed. she does run her own business, and has a TV show and has become famous. She could very craftily be playing up the stupid spoiled whore angle to make money. This, however, only serves to make's Jon Hamm's statement all the more poignant. The fact that someone would have to pretend to be stupid to make it is almost worse than the fact that so many people are becoming famous for being stupid


You give her too much credit, credit she does not deserve.
 
2012-03-13 02:27:45 PM  

chuckufarlie: where did she find that second brain cell?????


She sent in three box tops for it.
 
2012-03-13 02:37:42 PM  

weirdneighbour: iron_city_ap

2012-03-13 01:06:33 PM
She's stupid. Now get to making more sex tapes. And lose the bra next time.

What? she wore a bra in her sex tape? Yeah, she never planned on "leaking" it to the public.
Does she at least show dat ass?

/still might check it out someday


Yeah one of those flesh-coloured bras doing the 'pushed-down-to-show-nips' deals. The girls were not swinging loose at any point. There's a little bit of vag (with landing strip, FYI) but not much, some knob gobbling, some humping that shows very little, and ends with Budget Usher pulling out to make a mouth deposit. She's got a bit more life in her than Paris Hilton did in her sex tape, but not by much.
 
2012-03-13 02:47:47 PM  
Let me make sure I'm on the same page.

She was born into great wealth, earned her "household name" by letting some fledgling rapper fark her on camera, and then used her new household name and wealth to pose for Playboy and start some clothing and fragrance lines, predatory fee-laden prepaid debit cards aimed at teenage girls, reality TV shows, and to finally live her dream of having a wedding (but not a marriage), right?
 
2012-03-13 03:11:31 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: Being a vapid tramp who contributes nothing to society or humanity is what passes for "working hard" in her mind?

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.


Not to defend vapid tramps but based on a relative scale of "contrbuting to society" would mean that most of Hollywood and the so called artistic communtiy also does not work hard.
 
2012-03-13 03:53:35 PM  

hasty ambush: NeedlesslyCanadian: Being a vapid tramp who contributes nothing to society or humanity is what passes for "working hard" in her mind?

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

Not to defend vapid tramps but based on a relative scale of "contrbuting to society" would mean that most of Hollywood and the so called artistic communtiy also does not work hard.


That's not true. They actually create something. The Kardashians just prop their lives up as something to be observed and admired. They create nothing.

I'd have more respect for her if she actually painted, or could act or dance or sing.
 
2012-03-13 04:21:54 PM  

Rent Party: Where might I find such a video? I love Prince, what with him being an actually talented person and all, but this would make my day.


Darling Nikki she is not (new window)
 
2012-03-13 04:24:02 PM  
This is old, but a good place to drop it:

Q: What does Kim Kardashian and her father have in common?

A: They both got famous by getting black guys off
 
2012-03-13 04:38:15 PM  

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 298x400]

dat ass'


Working hard and running her business....!
 
2012-03-13 04:38:27 PM  

JLEM: Rent Party: Where might I find such a video? I love Prince, what with him being an actually talented person and all, but this would make my day.

Darling Nikki she is not (new window)


Son, I am dissapoint...

He brought her up there! On purpose!

I was hoping she crashed his stage and he smacked her upside the head with the Strat or something.
 
2012-03-13 04:51:05 PM  

Rent Party: Son, I am dissapoint...

He brought her up there! On purpose!

I was hoping she crashed his stage and he smacked her upside the head with the Strat or something.


Dude, you need a nap.
 
2012-03-13 04:59:14 PM  
You guys all need to back off! Kim worked really hard getting her sex tape out there so she could get a reality show for being that girl that screwed Brandy's brother on camera. Were any of you smart enough to think of that and then follow through?

And really, she and her sisters did design some clothes that were soooo amazing that only Sears was cool enough to carry them. Also, Kim probably created and wrote the name of their clothing line, the Kardashian Kollection. No, that's not a typo. That's how awesome and creative and writery she is.

So shut up, Jon Hamm! You know nothing!
 
2012-03-13 05:10:35 PM  

Diogenes: She's kind of right. But still an idiot.


No she isn't

Lets put some things to the side: Lets say Kim is a savy and sharp business woman. Lets even say she planned to be a self entitled skank in public to promote her business ideas. Lets give Kim all of that

Thats not Jon's point.

The fact people like Her, Paris, and a host of other "famous for being famous" reality show glitteratty can make money by being self entitled attention whores is BAD for out culture. Its bad they become famous and receive glory.

Kim does not deserve respect for what she has done, admiration that she was able to be a disreputable human being and make a ton of money... sure... but never respect what she does
 
2012-03-13 05:16:48 PM  

JLEM: Rent Party: Son, I am dissapoint...

He brought her up there! On purpose!

I was hoping she crashed his stage and he smacked her upside the head with the Strat or something.

Dude, you need a nap.


At no point in my day is this ever not true.
 
2012-03-13 05:20:23 PM  
Everyone keeps saying Kim runs her own business or created an empire...her MOM did that. If you're trying to give anyone credit, she's the evil mastermind behind it all. Kim probably can't even wipe after a bathroom break without some coaching from mommy.
 
2012-03-13 05:21:03 PM  

Rent Party: At no point in my day is this ever not true.


So you're a publicist for the Kardashians then?
 
2012-03-13 05:22:11 PM  

keepitcherry: Everyone keeps saying Kim runs her own business or created an empire...her MOM did that. If you're trying to give anyone credit, she's the evil mastermind behind it all. Kim probably can't even wipe after a bathroom break without some coaching from mommy.


Gah! Sorry, Rent Party, I think someone needs a nap sooner than you.
 
2012-03-13 05:25:24 PM  

JLEM: keepitcherry: Everyone keeps saying Kim runs her own business or created an empire...her MOM did that. If you're trying to give anyone credit, she's the evil mastermind behind it all. Kim probably can't even wipe after a bathroom break without some coaching from mommy.

Gah! Sorry, Rent Party, I think someone needs a nap sooner than you.


Good thing I read forward a bit sometimes, 'cause I was confused. :D
 
2012-03-13 05:37:45 PM  
I thought respect had to be earned , not given...
 
2012-03-13 05:41:52 PM  

killershark: You guys all need to back off! Kim worked really hard getting her sex tape out there so she could get a reality show for being that girl that screwed Brandy's brother on camera. Were any of you smart enough to think of that and then follow through?

And really, she and her sisters did design some clothes that were soooo amazing that only Sears was cool enough to carry them. Also, Kim probably created and wrote the name of their clothing line, the Kardashian Kollection. No, that's not a typo. That's how awesome and creative and writery she is.

So shut up, Jon Hamm! You know nothing!


I like you. You're not favorited yet, but you are now on my radar...
 
2012-03-13 05:49:45 PM  

mikalmd: I thought respect had to be earned , not given...

Respect

has to be earned. Respec' works in a community pool type system.
 
2012-03-13 07:49:27 PM  

DisembodiedVoice: One point that I think is missed is that there is a possibility that Ms. Kardashian is very smart indeed. she does run her own business, and has a TV show and has become famous. She could very craftily be playing up the stupid spoiled whore angle to make money. This, however, only serves to make's Jon Hamm's statement all the more poignant. The fact that someone would have to pretend to be stupid to make it is almost worse than the fact that so many people are becoming famous for being stupid


Honestly, that's my take on Paris Hilton.

Kim Kardashian, on the other hand? Stupid whore.
 
2012-03-13 08:37:04 PM  
I like how he calls her an idiot ( which she is), and she interperets it as being called stupid ( which means pointless, which still fits ), and then the coments below the story refer to her as being dumb ( which is an inability to speak, and is also fitting ). :-D

/retardashian
 
2012-03-13 10:01:47 PM  
Kim Kardashian is very intelligent. She has three brains. Two of them are in her ass.
 
2012-03-13 11:09:19 PM  
i hate to say it but she wins the exchange. he could have decried the stupidity culture without naming names---especially since they're, one way or another, in the same business. did she trod on his toes somehow? i've never heard her actually talk, so i'm open to the notion that perhaps the whole stupid spoiled whore thing is just a ploy, and that she's just a spoiled whore. either way, she has been quite successful in marketing herself (or allowing someone to do so), and until we see her, like britney, blow all her money, i'll have to say that if money is all that you desire, she is indeed quite successful.

/doesn't hurt being born on third base
 
2012-03-14 04:43:31 AM  
I've always thought the extreme hate for Kim Kardashian was silly, and this thread proves my point. I'm no fan of hers (can you be a "fan" of a reality tv star? anyways...) but I thought her response was pretty classy, and almost deserves an "oh snap."

Rent Party: Absolutely none of that is as a result of any particular talent, skill, or hard work on her part. It came as a result of a rich daddy in Hollywood and her farking a semi-famous dude on tape.


Citation needed? Not going to argue that she got her start based off of her father's money and the tape, but the remainder of your statement has no foundation. She can be a total moron and still be good at what she does. I know nurses that are total farking idiots and incompetent at everything they do outside of nursing, yet they are still fantastic nurses.
 
2012-03-14 10:37:38 AM  

mikalmd: I thought respect had to be earned , not given...


only if you're NOT a minority...get a clue
 
2012-03-14 05:18:53 PM  
I am no fan of hers but as long as there are idiots who want to buy her stuff, she will continue to earn more than $50 million per year.

Reality shows
Clothing line
Perfumes
Chain of stores
numerous other items with her likeness (marketing the brand)


I remember few years ago my sister bought her daughter Paris perfume. I said great now she smells like a whore.

There are people who buy this junk. She is no idiot, we are for buying her stuff.
 
2012-03-15 06:40:01 PM  
Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, 'stupid,' is in my opinion careless."


There is zero percent chance she wrote this without help. Nice try though.
 
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