Caldwell joined The Oregonian as a copy editor in 1983.

This is back when there were still straight guys who could edit copy.

Krymson Tyde: ZAZ: Bad thing about cities: They're full of people. Good thing about cities: Apparently they're full of college girls who will have sex with older men to help pay their bills.

You mean prostitutes?

Apparently they aren't if money doesnt change hands according to the article.

Came and went at the same time. Godspeed old dude.

Oh wait. I'm a lot closer to 63 than 23.

shiat.

Krymson Tyde: ZAZ: Bad thing about cities: They're full of people. Good thing about cities: Apparently they're full of college girls who will have sex with older men to help pay their bills.

You mean prostitutes?

Prostitution is an ugly judgment call. He was merely helping her financially in exchange for sex.

+1 for use of cheesed off.

I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes

Tell my wife...I.......I.......I...came.

He came and went, at the same motherfarking time.

great way to die.

epyonyx: Krymson Tyde: ZAZ: Bad thing about cities: They're full of people. Good thing about cities: Apparently they're full of college girls who will have sex with older men to help pay their bills.

You mean prostitutes?

Apparently they aren't if money doesnt change hands according to the article.

It's not called prostitution then. It's called "marriage".

Hardening of the artery.

SLUT.

Call Limbaugh.

Not that bad of a way to go. I would prefer to die in the company of two young ladies, but one isn't bad.

As an aside I'm always annoyed when articles use the vague term "a sex act". I realize that's usually code for bj, but part of me wants to believe there is some mind boggling act that I'm missing out on that makes the frail die of pleasure.

/When I'm old and boning college girls for textbook money I'll have an 'in case of death' envelope in my shirt pocket containing instructions so that news articles like this don't get out.

Died in action.

Good thing, too. His wife would have killed him.

Which brings about the question - How do I get issued one of these 23 year old "students"?

And do I have to actually converse with said student?

Cumming and going at the same time, we all should be so lucky.

Typical man

Nickninja: Not that bad of a way to go. I would prefer to die in the company of two young ladies, but one isn't bad.

As an aside I'm always annoyed when articles use the vague term "a sex act". I realize that's usually code for bj, but part of me wants to believe there is some mind boggling act that I'm missing out on that makes the frail die of pleasure.

/When I'm old and boning college girls for textbook money I'll have an 'in case of death' envelope in my shirt pocket containing instructions so that news articles like this don't get out.

It's called the Rusty Trombonentipede

Another Government Employee: Died in action.

Good thing, too. His wife would have killed him.

Why would she have killed him? Had he not DIED she wouldn't have known.

The Oregonian is the lefts version of FOX News but in print form. +

Note to self: Buying stuff for ladies and getting sex in return is not illegal.

"Should have let her do all of the work, Brother"

I can't determine if this was a good way to die without seeing pics of the student in question.

If I have to go, this is how I want to go.

Approves

Nickninja: As an aside I'm always annoyed when articles use the vague term "a sex act". I realize that's usually code for bj

It could also mean he was doing a Jimmy Swaggert in the corner mumbling "forgive me God, I am sinning" while watching her strip on the other side of the room."

No prostitution charges were filed because he never got a chance to touch her

/shudder

But was he KIA?

/Killed In Anus

AbbeySomeone: Prostitution is an ugly judgment call. He was merely helping her financially in exchange for sex.

But enough about his angry wife.

AbbeySomeone: Prostitution is an ugly judgment call. He was merely helping her financially in exchange for sex.


Yes indeed, someone who has sex in exchange for money. We have a word for that. The word is prostitute.

As for TFA.... well, pity about the wife's embarrassment, but I can sure as hell think of a lot worse ways to go than underneath a college chick.

That girl is going to have quite the ego now. She's so good men die of pleasure.

TNel: If I have to go, this is how I want to go.

The real problem(maybe) is that since you never know when you're going to go, you had better start tapping that coed tail now just to be safe.

mabel: That girl is going to have quite the ego now. She's so good men die of pleasure.

To death, Al?

And beyond, Peg.

Plant Rights Activist: I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes

*golfclap*

"The Oregonian regrets the error. The Editor does not."

Dinobot: [www.netbrawl.com image 425x325]
Approves

Heh. Didn't watch that movie until last year. Should be required for every president to watch as part of their swearing in ceremony

I know that this is a CSB and all that, but I have to wonder in light of his surviving wife and daughters why the editors of his paper thought that this 'correction' was really necessary to print.

yoursafewordisharder: Nickninja: When I'm old and boning college girls for textbook money I'll have an 'in case of death' envelope in my shirt pocket containing instructions so that news articles like this don't get out.

Nonsense. In fact, I intend to leave instructions to cover up how I die and instead have the news reports say I died boning college girls for money.

/unless of course I do in fact die boning college girls for money, in which case - tally-ho!

Should we just count the ones you were with or all of them?

Tachypnea: TNel: If I have to go, this is how I want to go.

The real problem(maybe) is that since you never know when you're going to go, you had better start tapping that coed tail now just to be safe.

Well I'm not old enough yet to have a heart attack but I do like the way you think.