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2012-03-13 12:06:40 PM  
I'm not Robert Downey Jr, and I approve of this article.
 
2012-03-13 12:54:48 PM  
Several things come to mind

First and Foremost: I am going to find it hard to fap to picutres of Hayden now that I learn what twisted farks her parents are. I didn't say I wouldn't I just might find it more difficult

Second: Amanda Bynes apparently likes to make her own homemade porn. Just going to wait for her career to continue to hit the skids, I am sure we'll see it soon.

Third: There is a high priced call girl ring of young starlets? Sometimes I wish I was a insanely rich amoral scumbag so I could afford this, but then I'd have to look at myself in the mirror at some point.
 
2012-03-13 01:15:25 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Several things come to mind

First and Foremost: I am going to find it hard to fap to picutres of Hayden now that I learn what twisted farks her parents are. I didn't say I wouldn't I just might find it more difficult

Second: Amanda Bynes apparently likes to make her own homemade porn. Just going to wait for her career to continue to hit the skids, I am sure we'll see it soon.

Third: There is a high priced call girl ring of young starlets? Sometimes I wish I was a insanely rich amoral scumbag so I could afford this, but then I'd have to look at myself in the mirror at some point.


There's probably a point in a young actress's career where she's between jobs, and not being paid very well, but is just a little too famous to get a job waiting tables. I can see maybe if her parents are absent and her friends are all hangers-on or addicts that she could easily get into prostitution on the side.
 
2012-03-13 01:21:44 PM  
Amanda Bynes was one of those people I finally put a name to a face when I finally saw her in something (Easy A), and then she seemed to promptly vanish.
 
2012-03-13 02:08:24 PM  
Is this what you wanted me to wear, Daddy?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-13 02:14:05 PM  
Fap.
 
2012-03-13 02:16:52 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Amanda Bynes apparently likes to make her own homemade porn.


I demand links proving this and I demand them NOW.
 
2012-03-13 02:19:44 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Third: There is a high priced call girl ring of young starlets? Sometimes I wish I was a insanely rich amoral scumbag so I could afford this, but then I'd have to look at myself in the mirror at some point.


Well, they're alluded to in fiction semi-frequently. Taken is based on that without the fame(but it's pretty clear the people buying get what they want) and the L&O-verse probably has at least a full season worth of episodes that touch this subject one way or another.
 
2012-03-13 02:24:00 PM  
Am I missing the part about Amanda Bynes?
 
2012-03-13 02:27:51 PM  
I'd be more inclined to believe that it was real if it wasn't the blog Crazy Days and Nights. CDAN has a questionable track record, including claiming to have an anonymous celebrity guest blogger who would drop hints as to her identity, but then when the time came for the "reveal", all of the photo and video evidence that was supposed to verify that it actually was who CDAN claimed was blogging was "lost" because the "we didn't know the camera wasn't working," and there was never any followup proof.

I suspect this is probably the same thing--whoever really runs the blog (people suspect it's a woman in Canada and not an LA-based entertainment lawyer) is sock puppeting and leaving enough details to make people guess that it's RDJ.

I think a lot of the CDAN blinds are probably real, but only because whoever's running the site has gotten enough of a reputation for doing blind items that he/she is getting people to send in blinds. I don't believe for a second that an actual star of RDJ's caliber is actually commenting though.
 
2012-03-13 02:29:44 PM  

soupbone: Am I missing the part about Amanda Bynes?


it's in one of the links to the original site in Jezebel. It links to a blind item story about her conflict on the set with Jennie Garth on her old series.
 
2012-03-13 02:35:40 PM  
I know this happens in Asia, i wouldn't be surprised about Hollywood.

What else do they have to sell besides their bodies? They all do it in some form or the other.
 
2012-03-13 02:35:41 PM  

soupbone: Am I missing the part about Amanda Bynes?


Here are some of Amanda Bynes' parts

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-13 02:35:49 PM  

NuttierThanEver: soupbone: Am I missing the part about Amanda Bynes?

it's in one of the links to the original site in Jezebel. It links to a blind item story about her conflict on the set with Jennie Garth on her old series.


Ahhh saw it. So Amanda Bynes is a fark machine? Daaaaaam....
 
2012-03-13 02:42:36 PM  
FAPT
 
2012-03-13 02:53:05 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Is this what you wanted me to wear, Daddy?

[i.imgur.com image 640x563]


WTF is that from?
 
2012-03-13 02:55:35 PM  

Lsherm: Wellon Dowd: Is this what you wanted me to wear, Daddy?

[i.imgur.com image 640x563]

WTF is that from?


It's from the book Room 23 which according to the article is not just a coffee table book of beautiful actors and actresses it's a picture of the call girls and clients of this secret prostitution ring run by the photographer.
 
mhd
2012-03-13 03:00:25 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Is this what you wanted me to wear, Daddy?


Wow, "scale mail", eye shadow and almost-bot-not-quite 80s hair - I'm getting a Larry Elmore flashback.
 
2012-03-13 03:45:20 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Lsherm: Wellon Dowd: Is this what you wanted me to wear, Daddy?

[i.imgur.com image 640x563]

WTF is that from?

It's from the book Room 23 which according to the article is not just a coffee table book of beautiful actors and actresses it's a picture of the call girls and clients of this secret prostitution ring run by the photographer.


Marisa Miller is in that book

Link (NSFW)
 
2012-03-13 04:07:38 PM  
These articles always disturb me on a base level. I have several friends that are D-list actresses in Hollywood - commercials here and there, guest star roles on network dramas, etc - who are friends enough that we say hey when we cross paths but not close enough to ever discuss something like this.

The naive, sheltered part of my brain really wants to imagine a world where I don't have to wonder if this is the kind of life they're living out there just to get parts and get rent money...
 
2012-03-13 04:22:48 PM  

bhcompy: NuttierThanEver: Third: There is a high priced call girl ring of young starlets? Sometimes I wish I was a insanely rich amoral scumbag so I could afford this, but then I'd have to look at myself in the mirror at some point.

Well, they're alluded to in fiction semi-frequently. Taken is based on that without the fame(but it's pretty clear the people buying get what they want) and the L&O-verse probably has at least a full season worth of episodes that touch this subject one way or another.


It's a real thing in respect to porn stars. I use to drive for a fairly unknown girl doing outcall gigs but one of the member's only sites she advertised on also featured a lot of the really well known stars, like Vivid and Wicked girls, mostly doing all-night outcall.
 
2012-03-13 04:33:08 PM  

kenryoku_one: It's a real thing in respect to porn stars. I use to drive for a fairly unknown girl doing outcall gigs but one of the member's only sites she advertised on also featured a lot of the really well known stars, like Vivid and Wicked girls, mostly doing all-night outcall.


Though they do it on their own accord a lot. Hell, The Erotic Review has a checkbox for pornstar in their search
 
2012-03-13 04:38:40 PM  

Weidbrewer:
The naive, sheltered part of my brain really wants to imagine a world where I don't have to wonder if this is the kind of life they're living out there just to get parts and get rent money...


Well, at least you admit that part of your brain is naive. Heh.
I remember reading an article recently about women pursuing college that are increasingly relying on elderly sugar daddy businessmen for the exorbitant price of getting that degree.

It's a lot better than getting a job, even as a stripper or more a direct prostitute.
 
2012-03-13 04:41:28 PM  
Stories like these are why I will always consider Lynch's "Mulholland Drive" a work of genius.

Wonder how many call girls this guy uses:
www.latrobe.edu.au
 
2012-03-13 04:46:04 PM  

caddisfly: Stories like these are why I will always consider Lynch's "Mulholland Drive" a work of genius.

Wonder how many call girls this guy uses:
[www.latrobe.edu.au image 450x291]


He probably only picks those who can make the right kind of espresso.

/it's been a while since I've seen MD, so hopefully I'm not mixing up the characters
//classic film
 
2012-03-13 04:51:55 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Lsherm: Wellon Dowd: Is this what you wanted me to wear, Daddy?

[i.imgur.com image 640x563]

WTF is that from?

It's from the book Room 23 which according to the article is not just a coffee table book of beautiful actors and actresses it's a picture of the call girls and clients of this secret prostitution ring run by the photographer.


ftfy
 
2012-03-13 04:52:52 PM  

optional: caddisfly: Stories like these are why I will always consider Lynch's "Mulholland Drive" a work of genius.

Wonder how many call girls this guy uses:
[www.latrobe.edu.au image 450x291]

He probably only picks those who can make the right kind of espresso.

/it's been a while since I've seen MD, so hopefully I'm not mixing up the characters
//classic film


That's a different guy, but they're all archetypes of the fantasized Hollywood bosses that quietly run the machine from behind the wizard's curtain.

Cool trivia: the espresso spitter is Angelo Badalamenti, the film's composer (and composer for almost all of Lynch's films).
 
2012-03-13 04:59:40 PM  

James Scameron: NuttierThanEver: Lsherm: Wellon Dowd: Is this what you wanted me to wear, Daddy?

[i.imgur.com image 640x563]

WTF is that from?

It's from the book Room 23 which according to the article is not just a coffee table book of beautiful actors and actresses it's a picture of the call girls and clients of this secret prostitution ring run by the photographer.

ftfy


why though? it is in the freaking article or one of it's sublinks. I did not say I believed it
 
2012-03-13 05:50:17 PM  
Hard to imagine those soft innocent features of Amanda Bynes being pounded at both ends by well hung black men. (God I can't wait for the video tapes!)
 
2012-03-13 06:31:37 PM  
Can someone please explain to me -- his examples of inhuman perverts: "Ryan O'Neal, John Philips, Tish Cyrus, and Dan Schneider"... other than the fact that I read that as Ryan O'Neal and John Tesh - FOUR times - what is the deal with Dan Schneider?
 
2012-03-13 06:37:41 PM  
So how much do I have to pay to bone Hayden?

Cause if it's less than $200, I'm there ...
 
2012-03-13 06:45:32 PM  
Damit, I really don't want to think about tiny Hayden getting beaten-up by her giant pro-boxer boyfriend. Or any other boyfriends. How awful.
 
2012-03-13 06:45:50 PM  

carriegood: Can someone please explain to me -- his examples of inhuman perverts: "Ryan O'Neal, John Philips, Tish Cyrus, and Dan Schneider"... other than the fact that I read that as Ryan O'Neal and John Tesh - FOUR times - what is the deal with Dan Schneider?


Miranda, this gentleman here is a very important producer who would like to have dinner with you.

images.wikia.com
 
2012-03-13 06:48:36 PM  
I'm not googling it. why do thy call it a "blind", because it is anonymous?
 
2012-03-13 06:50:40 PM  

pstawicki: Hard to imagine those soft innocent features of Amanda Bynes being pounded at both ends by well hung black men. (God I can't wait for the video tapes!)


Dude, get help.
 
2012-03-13 06:53:17 PM  

Wellon Dowd: carriegood: Can someone please explain to me -- his examples of inhuman perverts: "Ryan O'Neal, John Philips, Tish Cyrus, and Dan Schneider"... other than the fact that I read that as Ryan O'Neal and John Tesh - FOUR times - what is the deal with Dan Schneider?

Miranda, this gentleman here is a very important producer who would like to have dinner with you.

[images.wikia.com image 640x427]


that's it? he makes cheesy shows for tweens so naturally he must be farking them?
 
2012-03-13 06:54:48 PM  

Wellon Dowd: carriegood: Can someone please explain to me -- his examples of inhuman perverts: "Ryan O'Neal, John Philips, Tish Cyrus, and Dan Schneider"... other than the fact that I read that as Ryan O'Neal and John Tesh - FOUR times - what is the deal with Dan Schneider?

Miranda, this gentleman here is a very important producer who would like to have dinner with you.

[images.wikia.com image 640x427]


What TV show did that producer guy used to be on, he looks familiar...
 
2012-03-13 06:57:39 PM  

killzoe: What TV show did that producer guy used to be on, he looks familiar...


Head of the Class (new window)
 
2012-03-13 06:57:42 PM  

carriegood: what is the deal with Dan Schneider?


He overpays for big-name free agents.

/Oh, wait....
 
2012-03-13 06:59:06 PM  

carriegood: Wellon Dowd: carriegood: Can someone please explain to me -- his examples of inhuman perverts: "Ryan O'Neal, John Philips, Tish Cyrus, and Dan Schneider"... other than the fact that I read that as Ryan O'Neal and John Tesh - FOUR times - what is the deal with Dan Schneider?

Miranda, this gentleman here is a very important producer who would like to have dinner with you.

[images.wikia.com image 640x427]

that's it? he makes cheesy shows for tweens so naturally he must be farking them?


basically that is it, he rapes all the little underage girlies, gets them pregnant sometimes (spears) and pays them well to keep quiet... those are the recent rumors

/he's from head of the class
 
2012-03-13 07:04:58 PM  

carriegood: Wellon Dowd: carriegood: Can someone please explain to me -- his examples of inhuman perverts: "Ryan O'Neal, John Philips, Tish Cyrus, and Dan Schneider"... other than the fact that I read that as Ryan O'Neal and John Tesh - FOUR times - what is the deal with Dan Schneider?

Miranda, this gentleman here is a very important producer who would like to have dinner with you.

[images.wikia.com image 640x427]

that's it? he makes cheesy shows for tweens so naturally he must be farking them?


There have been a number of articles in the last few months (several linked on Fark) about how child actors and actresses are sexually abused by the adults around them, and how it's been a long-standing Hollywood practice.

There was also a case where a guy who was a convicted sex offender in another state (maybe Washington?) had moved to LA, changed his name, and become an agent who specialized in representing child actors.

It's enough to make you wonder what motivates people to get into that business in the first place.
 
2012-03-13 07:07:11 PM  

Max Awesome: Damit, I really don't want to think about tiny Hayden getting beaten-up by her giant pro-boxer boyfriend. Or any other boyfriends. How awful.


Seriously. That was horrifying.
 
2012-03-13 07:08:30 PM  
/CSB On

My sister works in Hollywood (Not an actress, she makes good money on the production side of things. No I won't tell you her name. No you can't have her number.) She doesn't really gossip about stuff she sees/hears but I do get some cool information out of her from time to time.

Things she has said to me that are germane to this thread.

1: She worked on "What I like about you" for just more than a month in 2004 or 2005. She quit because it was a toxic environment (and she got a better gig). From what she has said TFA is dead on about Amanda Bynes.

2: She has heard of actresses doing some escorting to fill in the holes, but never anyone who has any kind of a recognizable name. And the whole "catalog of starlets to hire" thing is a rumor probably started to sell more books.

3: When "Heroes" came out and I, like every other guy, wanted to "Bang the cheerleader, save the world" she said that she had heard that Hayden's parents were some of the worst stage parents ever and I should "feel sorry for that little girl". Much later she hinted at some of the things stated in TFA but I hadn't seen anything else about it until now. (Very creepy feeling)

4: She has said that RDJ (whom she has worked with a few times) has a bit of a White Knight thing going on about young people in Hollywood, and he isn't the only one. She knows a few people who had problems when they were young in the Biz that are trying to speak out about it as much as they can and still keep their careers.

5: Unrelated; I have a personalized signed pick of RDJ, ha! and one of Corey Feldman, ha?

/CSB Off
 
2012-03-13 07:13:46 PM  

rynthetyn: I'd be more inclined to believe that it was real if it wasn't the blog Crazy Days and Nights. ...I suspect this is probably the same thing--whoever really runs the blog (people suspect it's a woman in Canada and not an LA-based entertainment lawyer) is sock puppeting and leaving enough details to make people guess that it's RDJ.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2012-03-13 07:21:14 PM  

Mr. Chainsaw: Max Awesome: Damit, I really don't want to think about tiny Hayden getting beaten-up by her giant pro-boxer boyfriend. Or any other boyfriends. How awful.

Seriously. That was horrifying.


Not if she likes it.
 
2012-03-13 07:22:32 PM  

Mr. Chainsaw: Max Awesome: Damit, I really don't want to think about tiny Hayden getting beaten-up by her giant pro-boxer boyfriend. Or any other boyfriends. How awful.

Seriously. That was horrifying.


She heals fast from what I understand
 
2012-03-13 07:31:29 PM  

just passing through: Mr. Chainsaw: Max Awesome: Damit, I really don't want to think about tiny Hayden getting beaten-up by her giant pro-boxer boyfriend. Or any other boyfriends. How awful.

Seriously. That was horrifying.

Not if she likes it.


Yeah, well, still. I hate my gender sometimes.
 
2012-03-13 07:33:27 PM  
Hayden dated Milo whatever the hell when she was practically underage and it's pretty well known that he liked to smack his girlfriends around so probably legit-ish.

I don't think it's RDJ but I would not be shocked if it is. I'm pretty sure he does whatever the fark he wants at any given time. I've heard some other hilarious shiat he does on the internet.

I'm not sure any of this stuff is so strange. I must have a much higher tolerance because most of my friends have been pretty fun.
 
2012-03-13 07:48:56 PM  

Stinkbeard: 4: She has said that RDJ (whom she has worked with a few times) has a bit of a White Knight thing going on about young people in Hollywood, and he isn't the only one. She knows a few people who had problems when they were young in the Biz that are trying to speak out about it as much as they can and still keep their careers.


As if RDJ could become any cooler in my estimation.

It almost makes sense that he'd be covert about it (if it is, in fact, true) since people would likely accuse any public
activism on his part as self-serving given his own history.
 
2012-03-13 07:53:37 PM  
This would explain her anal scenes in Daddy Issues 7: Daddy's Little Ladies.
 
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