FARK.com: (6991037) "Even the mayor of Hokitika, Maureen Pugh, didn't shy away from the stallion juice: 'I thought it would be creamy and curdled. The grossest part was it hitting me in the face'"

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		"Even the mayor of Hokitika, Maureen Pugh, didn't shy away from the stallion juice: 'I thought it would be creamy and curdled. The grossest part was it hitting me in the face'" (stuff.co.nz)		60
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Msphere		2012-03-13 12:22:05 AM

Quote fail. She didn't say it.

Still, good find.

Relatively Obscure		2012-03-13 12:40:32 AM

"I don't like calling it horse semen.

Well, that's nice. Yeah but seriously it's horse semen.

Bagelox-99		2012-03-13 03:02:00 AM

/shuck it, Trebek

kona		2012-03-13 09:50:23 AM

Nope.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2012-03-13 09:53:30 AM

That's a typical night in TJ but they get paid for it.

bdub77		2012-03-13 09:53:55 AM

Half Right		2012-03-13 09:54:39 AM

Is the guy in that picture wearing a Tigger costume??

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2012-03-13 09:57:52 AM

Half Right: Is the guy in that picture wearing a Tigger costume??

In a story about drinking horse semen, THAT is the first thing you notice?

Cheron		2012-03-13 09:58:13 AM

Sure at home you get nothing but "that's gross" and "I'm not doing it" but at a festival they'll pay $10 for the experience.

Kar98		2012-03-13 10:00:10 AM

What the hell? What the actual fark? Why? Why? Seriously, why would you do that?

Kit Fister		2012-03-13 10:03:47 AM

apoptotic		2012-03-13 10:05:54 AM

$10 a shot, and people actually pay it?? That sounds like a business venture conceived (no pun intended) from a drunken bet.

Half Right		2012-03-13 10:07:07 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: ...
In a story about drinking horse semen, THAT is the first thing you notice?

Well, wearing a Tigger costume is much more strange to me than drinking semen in this day and age when chugging donkey semen (new window) is mainstream news. This story is just meh.

glenn4moose		2012-03-13 10:07:35 AM

//hot
I have a feeling she's used to it.

Sentient		2012-03-13 10:10:14 AM

Voluntarily ingesting shots of horse semen in public... well-planned stealth-plumbing jobs in order to get urinated on by unknowing, strange men... and, least disturbing but just a idiotic, buying meth with bottles of Tide.

You know, maybe I'll just check back tomorrow and I expect things will be back to normal. Lots of work to be doing anyway.

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-03-13 10:10:18 AM

WTF am I reading?

loki see loki do		2012-03-13 10:11:22 AM

So, these people would suck off a horse.

You pay money to see that shiat south of the border, and the further south you go, people will pay for the privelige?

offmymeds		2012-03-13 10:11:40 AM

The taste wasn't that bad, he said. "I thought it would be creamy and curdled. The grossest part was it hitting me in the face."

Next time try putting it in a glass first?

Bking1168		2012-03-13 10:14:56 AM

sick farking kiwis.... good thing they're, for the most part, secluded to an island...

/vomit.

Gabrielmot		2012-03-13 10:15:17 AM

Somewhere Mr. Ed is laughing...

"HAHAH See? I told you Wilbur... You can't find a girl to drink *yours*, and people *pay* to drink mine."

Cewley		2012-03-13 10:19:25 AM

If you have a middleman, it's OK to have a public event and news articles. Remove the middleman and it'll put you in jail. Does this make any sense?

Famous Thamas		2012-03-13 10:22:00 AM

Cewley: If you have a middleman, it's OK to have a public event and news articles. Remove the middleman and it'll put you in jail. Does this make any sense?

Well, this didn't take place in America either. Other nations tend to get less wound up about animal farking, since it has produced some of their best leaders.

lack of warmth		2012-03-13 10:23:27 AM

Bagelox-99: [forums.macresource.com image 244x176]
/shuck it, Trebek

I'll take 'strange body fluids in face' for $10, Alex.

I hope we don't get a trifecta out of this.

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2012-03-13 10:28:28 AM

Hokitika.

Must be Maori for "Bukkake"

ADubs86		2012-03-13 10:30:44 AM

(reads headline)

No way, this couldn't possibly be about.................

(reads article)

..................................Holy shiat. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

Tanukis_Parachute		2012-03-13 10:31:36 AM

horsegag.avi

fumb duck		2012-03-13 10:32:26 AM

I hafta call shenanigans...
This can't be for real....

cwheelie		2012-03-13 10:33:00 AM

can we get a photoshop of "I'm not saying it was horse semen....but it was horse semen'?

American Decency Association		2012-03-13 10:45:06 AM

woah there cowboy ... get in line

Coco LaFemme		2012-03-13 10:46:16 AM

I swear to God, the depravity human beings will subject themselves to in the name of the almighty dollar is a never-ending chasm of shame and bewilderment.

Jument		2012-03-13 10:51:06 AM

DO. NOT. WANT.

OscarTamerz		2012-03-13 10:52:43 AM

Paying $10 for horse cum is silly when she can get all she wants from any baloney pony for free.

i48.tinypic.com

dustygrimp		2012-03-13 10:56:20 AM

Putting it in a syringe and ejaculating it onto the buyer's face tells me everything I need to know about these people.

Brew78		2012-03-13 11:04:11 AM

No.
No, man.
shiat, no, man!

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2012-03-13 11:07:10 AM

dustygrimp: Putting it in a syringe and ejaculating it onto the buyer's face tells me everything I need to know about these people.

Exactly. I mean, I get the whole machismo eat-the-raw-testicles, and capturing the masculine mojo and all that, sure, but why not just drink the stuff from a cup? And if you're taking it from a syringe, you can't hold it yourself and just put it all in your mouth? No, the "kneel and get hosed down" with the stuff has a distinct kink to it. Seriously, all over the face like some Van Nuys moneyshot?

Lehk		2012-03-13 11:10:27 AM

Half Right: Is the guy in that picture wearing a Tigger costume??

they are called furries

Burn the Heretic! Kill the Mutant! Purge the Unclean!

darkmayo		2012-03-13 11:25:15 AM

glenn4moose: [www.westlanddc.govt.nz image 115x115] //hot
I have a feeling she's used to it.

yea.. she looks familiar.

mudesi		2012-03-13 11:28:18 AM

Well I suppose if it's OK for Jenna Haze to drink up human protein shots on a semi weekly basis...
www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com

What's so disgusting about this, the fact that it's from a horse?

Xenomech		2012-03-13 11:28:24 AM

Isn't it a little early for April Fools Day?

fallingblox		2012-03-13 11:37:15 AM

Einsturzende Neubauten approves.

GoldDude		2012-03-13 12:05:47 PM

Kar98		2012-03-13 12:12:55 PM

mudesi: Well I suppose if it's OK for Jenna Haze to drink up human protein shots on a semi weekly basis...
[www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 352x594]

What's so disgusting about this, the fact that it's from a horse?

Yes? And that it's semen.

Rik01		2012-03-13 12:24:16 PM

You know, there are times when you have to ask yourself, 'what were they thinking' when they came up with some of these ideas.

Was some guy looking at a pint of horse cum and it dawned on him that he could make money by getting idiots to drink it? Did he have too much horse splooge on hand and if so, why?

Then you need to ask yourself why in the heck would anyone PAY to drink the stuff?

I shouldn't be surprised, for after all there are folks who believe in consuming their own urine and feces and others who feel that washing in cow urine is holy. Wasn't there someone else who bronzed human poo? Then there has been a market for all sorts of animal testicals for years.

I think on Bizarre Foods, the host has munched happily on assorted cooked animal penis's.

Pardon me, but I think I need to find something explosively high in alcohol to rinse my mouth out after thinking about all of this.

SmithHiller		2012-03-13 12:27:33 PM

Nexzus		2012-03-13 12:36:55 PM

Semi-related.

I can handle the most gory movies imaginable. I may scrunch my face up a bit when a woman smashes her baby's skull into the pedals of her car, but that's only because I have a baby of my own.

But whenever I watch Van Wilder, the scene of the frat bros drinking the bulldog semen nearly makes me vomit.

spunkymunky		2012-03-13 12:43:16 PM

WTF???

I normally have to hide behind at least seven proxies to watch people get shot in the face with "stallion protien"...

Next year I'm gonna save the time and trouble and just go NZ and hide in a damn Tigger costume.

Make More Hinjews		2012-03-13 01:12:18 PM

I'll take "Dude, naw" for 500, Alex.

Civchic		2012-03-13 01:42:52 PM

Nexzus: Semi-related.

I can handle the most gory movies imaginable. I may scrunch my face up a bit when a woman smashes her baby's skull into the pedals of her car, but that's only because I have a baby of my own.

But whenever I watch Van Wilder, the scene of the frat bros drinking the bulldog semen nearly makes me vomit.

UGGGHGHHH!!! ME TOO! I have to leave the room during that part - and my husband effing loves that movie and watches it whenever he can. I physically gag.

//Don't have a problem with the human variety, but only straight from the tap

Princess Celestia		2012-03-13 02:54:02 PM

Eeeyup.

mudesi		2012-03-13 03:13:46 PM

Kar98: mudesi: Well I suppose if it's OK for Jenna Haze to drink up human protein shots on a semi weekly basis...
[www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 352x594]

What's so disgusting about this, the fact that it's from a horse?

Yes? And that it's semen.

Are you going to pretend to tell me that you have never, once, in your entire life, watched a single porn video, ever?

shiat, people. This is nothing. It's cum. Whoop dee doo.

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