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2012-03-13 02:05:42 AM
OBBN: Klippoklondike: Thank god for G.I. Bill and small state colleges.

THIS.



See, this George Tenet guy lied and convinced Colin Powell to go on national television and sell a war to the people of the United States. So they sent a bunch of GI Bill enlistees over to Iraq. And a lot of those guys died. So, I think I speak for a lot of us when I say I know what the stats are, but for some reason, I know the second I sign up for some GI Bill, I end up on one of those videos on a terrorist website with 5 jihadists standing behind me making me read something until they cut my head off and yell Akbar Allah and Death to America.
 
2012-03-13 02:05:55 AM
Not as much as tomorrow's. (Next term/semester/f*ck you)
 
2012-03-13 02:05:59 AM
doyner: Hey kids! How about letting the Department of Defense pay your tuition?

Seriously. We need to broaden our representation. The military needs more of those traditionally opposed to joining.

Act now and you might also get a master's too!

/srsly.
//post 9/11 GI bill will fund my JD too...


Quite a few people can't join up because of various mental and physical infirmities. For example, my brother has had a very good career as an USAF linguist, but I couldn't get through the physical because I had dry skin on my knees (psoriasis, which is basically an instant medical disqualifier).
 
2012-03-13 02:06:01 AM
CygnusDarius: doyner: You completely missed my point

I didn't, but I just wanted to add some silliness, that's all.

/Sorry if I seemed like an asshat


No,...I do...
 
2012-03-13 02:07:00 AM
Boo hoo. You're in debt for a product that wasn't worth the money?

Maybe you should have used your intellect to determine that most degrees aren't worth the money and most schools are scams. And your wisdom to stray from the herd and make an unpopular, albeit beneficial decision not to go unless you're interested in engineering or computer science.
 
2012-03-13 02:07:53 AM
It's a bit misleading, since prior to the last 20 years, you wouldn't have needed student loans; and it's difficult to compare today's college students' debt load to what their kids and grandkids are going to have to carry after all...
 
2012-03-13 02:14:30 AM
Gyrfalcon: It's a bit misleading, since prior to the last 20 years, you wouldn't have needed student loans; and it's difficult to compare today's college students' debt load to what their kids and grandkids are going to have to carry after all...

I can't wait until the media comes up with some snappy word for people who use their social security checks to pay off their federal student loans. Cannibals? 2 headed snakes? Bennifer?
 
2012-03-13 02:16:23 AM
Debt free, biatches. Awesome dad FTW.
 
2012-03-13 02:16:26 AM
vernonFL: I went to a small state college in the 90s, a party school in Appalachia. Tuition was less than $10,000 per year. I was able to get Sallie Mae loans that I'm almost done paying off.

Going to a party school in Appalachia is a good use of money. Or so says he. It's a waste of money. Or so say I.

/nothing personal. Tell us about the amazing job you got with your degree from a party school in Appalachia. I hope no family members are involved.
 
2012-03-13 02:21:17 AM
vernonFL: I went to a small state college in the 90s, a party school in Appalachia. Tuition was less than $10,000 per year. I was able to get Sallie Mae loans that I'm almost done paying off.

My cousin went to welding college and paid off her loans in 6 months. The real question is how much do you make? Because she's making $70,000/yr about 2 years in.
 
2012-03-13 02:23:38 AM
This is one of the most icy, cold, vicious things there is about higher education. How much did it cost to bail out the damned banks? And they are off the hook now. But getting an education, one of the most valuable things an individual can have comes with a stainless steel string attached. I would much rather see college education free and the banks stuck with a 'Having' to pay off their bailout.
 
2012-03-13 02:24:08 AM
ElizaDoolittle: /nothing personal. Tell us about the amazing job you got with your degree from a party school in Appalachia.

I deserve it for being an attention whore with my post, sorry.

but since you asked, CSB, after college I worked for Greenpeace producing benefit concerts.
 
2012-03-13 02:26:32 AM
OBBN
I broke my back on the job and am now disabled. Financially, it was devastating on me for a few years. But I was able to, with the help of family and my wife, get through it. It was a few years of cutting way back, never going out to eat, wearing the same clothes until they fell apart and driving the same old car until the wheels fell off of it. It was tough, but I wasn't looking for someone else to bail me out.

IOW you got farked in the ass and now you want life to suck for everyone else too.


Chunes
stray from the herd and make an unpopular, albeit beneficial decision

let me get this straight- you think most people should stray from the herd? how does that work?
 
2012-03-13 02:26:34 AM
Chunes: Boo hoo. You're in debt for a product that wasn't worth the money?

Maybe you should have used your intellect to determine that most degrees aren't worth the money and most schools are scams. And your wisdom to stray from the herd and make an unpopular, albeit beneficial decision not to go unless you're interested in engineering or computer science.


This. If I had a kid who wasn't likely to make it to a really great school, I'd seriously advise them to pick a job that can't be outsourced. My hairdresser easily clears $200k/year and he's no Vidal Sassoon. The plumber I call? Yep, ditto.
 
2012-03-13 02:29:35 AM
Nana's Vibrator: If you want a college degree, the way I see it, you either go to an Ivy League school, or you go to a state school. Don't bother with the in-between... unless you can blackmail one of your old frat brothers over that homoerotic rape thing you two losers did all those years ago.

Unless it allows you to network through a lucrative career by name dropping, paying more than $10K per year for school just doesn't make sense.


Yeah. I've never understood the "pay ivy league prices for state school prestige" that a lot of private schools offer. Yet some people still pay them.
 
2012-03-13 02:29:38 AM
the_chief: Ha ha. My family paid for mine.

Lucky you.

It never even crossed my parents' minds to contribute to my education or living expenses when I went off to college, even though I was 16 years old when I started college.
 
2012-03-13 02:32:55 AM
FishyFred: Aar1012: Next up, they'll be demanding access to entry level jobs they're qualified for as opposed to being shut out by insane requirements

And once they get there, they might actually want their wages to grow. Gosh, they're so demanding and entitled, these kids!

/just got done biatching to TotalFark about my company screwing me out of a proper raise, so I should probably stop


I was doing better in '02 when I had 2 years of experience welding. Now I've got 10 years of it under my belt and my real wages have declined, and I fought for every dime I got.

/miss tfd
//miss my kids more
 
2012-03-13 02:33:35 AM
DreamSnipers: This is one of the most icy, cold, vicious things there is about higher education. How much did it cost to bail out the damned banks? And they are off the hook now. But getting an education, one of the most valuable things an individual can have comes with a stainless steel string attached. I would much rather see college education free and the banks stuck with a 'Having' to pay off their bailout.

And Obama wants all kids to go to college*, that snob.

Let's forget the fact we're in global economy, and the more educated our country is, the more people there are in our country making money off of expensive services provided to other countries. I'm looking at you Luxemburg.

*college or trade school or some higher secondary education... that snob.
 
2012-03-13 02:33:52 AM
ElizaDoolittle: Chunes: Boo hoo. You're in debt for a product that wasn't worth the money?

Maybe you should have used your intellect to determine that most degrees aren't worth the money and most schools are scams. And your wisdom to stray from the herd and make an unpopular, albeit beneficial decision not to go unless you're interested in engineering or computer science.

This. If I had a kid who wasn't likely to make it to a really great school, I'd seriously advise them to pick a job that can't be outsourced. My hairdresser easily clears $200k/year and he's no Vidal Sassoon. The plumber I call? Yep, ditto.


The plumber you call charges $90 an hour because you and your overpriced education didn't take 60 minutes to learn how pipes work.
You are going to realize you dropped $150000 on a farkin education you could have gotten for 1.50 in late charges at the public library
 
2012-03-13 02:34:20 AM
340K in debt. Undergrad+med school. Paying super-high interest rates to subsidize people who go to Tufts to learn comparative religion. There's no "you're going to be able to pay it off for sure" discount in the federal direct loan program. They ditched the option to refinance it at low rates because the people who were good risks (me) have to keep the system solvent.

340K@ average 6% (it's more like 7, but I'm low-balling) = 20400 in interest. Because I want to ditch the loan, I'll be paying another ~50k in principle/year. Expected salary is $230k. Plan is to pay it off in 7-8 years. I'll do alright.

I know people who funded 7 years of marketless bleb with $250k+ in loans and have an expected salary (if they're hired) of $40-60k. That's just poor planning.
 
2012-03-13 02:34:24 AM
FishyFred:

/just got done biatching to TotalFark about my company screwing me out of a proper raise, so I should probably stop


Completely off-topic: Our landlords just raised our rent 4%, the maximum they can according to the rent stabilization rules. Yet our income didn't grow 4% and that our health insurance premiums went up...
 
2012-03-13 02:36:41 AM
ZeroPly: vernonFL: I went to a small state college in the 90s, a party school in Appalachia. Tuition was less than $10,000 per year. I was able to get Sallie Mae loans that I'm almost done paying off.

My cousin went to welding college and paid off her loans in 6 months. The real question is how much do you make? Because she's making $70,000/yr about 2 years in.


Is she doing oil platforms or pipeline work?
 
2012-03-13 02:37:08 AM
RanDomino:
I broke my back on the job and am now disabled. Financially, it was devastating on me for a few years. But I was able to, with the help of family and my wife, get through it. It was a few years of cutting way back, never going out to eat, wearing the same clothes until they fell apart and driving the same old car until the wheels fell off of it. It was tough, but I wasn't looking for someone else to bail me out.


What a coincidence. That's been my life since 2008 too. Minus the back-breaking.

I'm sorry about that (your back).

Everybody I know is just as poor, and we are all lucky people. Do you really think you're the only person in the States wearing the same old clothes or driving the same old car?

Have you heard of rock and roll?
 
2012-03-13 02:37:43 AM
ZeroPly: vernonFL: I went to a small state college in the 90s, a party school in Appalachia. Tuition was less than $10,000 per year. I was able to get Sallie Mae loans that I'm almost done paying off.

My cousin went to welding college and paid off her loans in 6 months. The real question is how much do you make? Because she's making $70,000/yr about 2 years in.


And if everyone went into welding, she'd be making $20,000/year.

Same goes for suggesting people go into engineering, as if people can just choose that they can be/want to be an engineer.
 
2012-03-13 02:41:03 AM
State universities in my state USED to be incredibly inexpensive. My friends and I got a good education and paid about as much as we spent on booze. Since then, the legislature has repeatedly cut funding for universities, forcing the universities to repeatedly increase tuition costs to the point that it's barely worth it for a lot of people.

Here's the kicker: My friends, who got such a bargain from taxpayer-subsidized educations, are among the loudest opponents of taxpayer funding for, well, pretty much anything. They got theirs, so fark everyone who comes after them. But it gets better, because we all have kids now, and these same assholes now complain about how expensive college is. To which I say, suck it.
 
2012-03-13 02:42:09 AM
ElizaDoolittle: My hairdresser easily clears $200k/year and he's no Vidal Sassoon. The plumber I call? Yep, ditto.

Ah ha ha ha ha! I would love to visit your mythical world where hair dressers and plumbers are pulling in $200K on a regular basis.
 
2012-03-13 02:43:33 AM
A lot of young people aren't properly prepared for college - they've never lived on their own, they don't have good work or study habits, there is lots of drinking and casual sex.

I knew lots of kids who flunked out or switched schools or played hacky sack all day and then cheated on their exams.
 
2012-03-13 02:43:38 AM
alex10294: 340K in debt. Undergrad+med school. Paying super-high interest rates to subsidize people who go to Tufts to learn comparative religion. There's no "you're going to be able to pay it off for sure" discount in the federal direct loan program. They ditched the option to refinance it at low rates because the people who were good risks (me) have to keep the system solvent.

340K@ average 6% (it's more like 7, but I'm low-balling) = 20400 in interest. Because I want to ditch the loan, I'll be paying another ~50k in principle/year. Expected salary is $230k. Plan is to pay it off in 7-8 years. I'll do alright.

I know people who funded 7 years of marketless bleb with $250k+ in loans and have an expected salary (if they're hired) of $40-60k. That's just poor planning.


Protip: the balance on an outstanding loan is called the principal, not the principle. How's that expensive education working?
 
2012-03-13 02:44:32 AM
ElizaDoolittle: Chunes: Boo hoo. You're in debt for a product that wasn't worth the money?

Maybe you should have used your intellect to determine that most degrees aren't worth the money and most schools are scams. And your wisdom to stray from the herd and make an unpopular, albeit beneficial decision not to go unless you're interested in engineering or computer science.

This. If I had a kid who wasn't likely to make it to a really great school, I'd seriously advise them to pick a job that can't be outsourced. My hairdresser easily clears $200k/year and he's no Vidal Sassoon. The plumber I call? Yep, ditto.


Your hairdresser has no expenses and charges $60 for a haircut?

Your plumber charges $100 an hour?

No, your friends that own the salon and the plumbing business make $200k/yr off the backs of some working class schlubs that get paid $8 to $12 an hour.
 
2012-03-13 02:45:00 AM
impaler:

Same goes for suggesting people go into engineering, as if people can just choose that they can be/want to be an engineer.


I know so many unemployed/underemployed engineers, as well as mathematicians, physicists, chemists, and astronomers. Even worse job prospects for biologists.

\STEM isn't guaranteed to get you a job
\\If you're an engineer, be prepared to compete against H1B1 visa holders from India who will do your job for you at half the salary
\\\companies can get away with it because of the ongoing we-need-more-engineers fallacy
 
2012-03-13 02:45:15 AM
kona: I used to work for a FFELP lender in Del Mar. Easiest job ever.

How much plastic surgery did you see on that job? I can only imagine
 
2012-03-13 02:50:36 AM
The Dog Ate My Homework: State universities in my state USED to be incredibly inexpensive. My friends and I got a good education and paid about as much as we spent on booze. Since then, the legislature has repeatedly cut funding for universities, forcing the universities to repeatedly increase tuition costs to the point that it's barely worth it for a lot of people.

Here's the kicker: My friends, who got such a bargain from taxpayer-subsidized educations, are among the loudest opponents of taxpayer funding for, well, pretty much anything. They got theirs, so fark everyone who comes after them. But it gets better, because we all have kids now, and these same assholes now complain about how expensive college is. To which I say, suck it.


Take time out of your busy day and educate your friends how stupid they are.

...dfja dfafl

God damn it!!!

In the middle of typing this, I've realized you have already done that. People just want to farking wallow in their ignorance. Did you know Fluke is a whore? What do you mean she never testified that she needs contraception herself? Shutup liberal! There! I've called you "liberal"! Ha ha! Everything you say is now null and void.
 
2012-03-13 02:50:40 AM
Obama wants all the kids to pursue higher ed to keep them out of the workforce longer. This will lead to lower unemployment numbers.


You really think the trades are the place to be? Welders, plumbers, electricians, roofers, carpenters, all make less now than they did 10 years ago, and that's before you count inflation.
 
2012-03-13 02:50:41 AM
www.bargaineering.com

www.project.org
 
2012-03-13 02:50:52 AM
impaler: ElizaDoolittle: My hairdresser easily clears $200k/year and he's no Vidal Sassoon. The plumber I call? Yep, ditto.

Ah ha ha ha ha! I would love to visit your mythical world where hair dressers and plumbers are pulling in $200K on a regular basis.


Welcome to the wealthier parts of South Florida. I drive a 2005 Mini and my hairdresser drives a fairly new BMW. He charges $200/hour. You can't get a plumber to make a house call here w/o a four-hour minimum, at $75/-$120 bucks an hour. The folks with no qualifications are the ones charging $75/hour.
 
2012-03-13 02:52:01 AM
Whatever happened to living within your means and working your way through school?

I know college is expensive, and yes, it was way more expensive than it needed to be. For the quality of some of my professors, I felt royally ripped-off.

But still, I think too many people cry and cry over tuition costs when they really ought to look inwards at their own decisions and lifestyles. Colleges are businesses, and while they rely heavily on student loans to jack their prices, the more students who live within their means and take out less loans, the smaller the demand will be for overpriced schools.

Rent/living costs were actually way more for me than tuition ever was.
 
2012-03-13 02:54:41 AM
impaler: I would love to visit your mythical world where hair dressers and plumbers are pulling in $200K on a regular basis.

Plumbers maybe. That's just a hundred bucks an hour at 40 hours a week after all.

Hairdressers though?

Only if they have clients that everyone has heard of.
 
2012-03-13 02:56:21 AM
Goimir: Obama wants all the kids to pursue higher ed to keep them out of the workforce longer. This will lead to lower unemployment numbers.


You really think the trades are the place to be? Welders, plumbers, electricians, roofers, carpenters, all make less now than they did 10 years ago, and that's before you count inflation.


I think they are the place to be. I didn't say it was a good place to be. You can't outsource plumbing or hairdressing. These are really great jobs if you have talent at them. Trades rock. Try being a 22-year-old journalist.
 
2012-03-13 02:59:57 AM
TomD9938: impaler: I would love to visit your mythical world where hair dressers and plumbers are pulling in $200K on a regular basis.

Plumbers maybe. That's just a hundred bucks an hour at 40 hours a week after all.



Oh dear.
 
2012-03-13 03:01:42 AM
Goimir: Obama wants all the kids to pursue higher ed to keep them out of the workforce longer. This will lead to lower unemployment numbers.


You really think the trades are the place to be? Welders, plumbers, electricians, roofers, carpenters, all make less now than they did 10 years ago, and that's before you count inflation.


Especially when they're shipping in people from Central and South America do to trades jobs for cheaper. Why pay an American top dollar when you can get a crew of guys from Honduras for less than half price?
 
2012-03-13 03:04:17 AM
Nofun: Whatever happened to living within your means and working your way through school?

My father went to college in the 60's. He paid for the year's tuition, room and board, and a car with a summer job. Try that now, and it would take you two or three year-round jobs.
 
2012-03-13 03:07:50 AM
OBBN: Klippoklondike: Thank god for G.I. Bill and small state colleges.



AND if you play your cards right, you could really strike it good. When I was in, this guy in my unit had the GI Bill and since he was from Louisiana and going back to be in the LA National Guard, he was going to be rolling in it.

The LA NG (at that time and don't know if it still does) would pay 100% of his tuition. His GI Bill would be just a monthly check on top of that.
 
2012-03-13 03:09:08 AM
ElizaDoolittle: TomD9938: impaler: I would love to visit your mythical world where hair dressers and plumbers are pulling in $200K on a regular basis.

Plumbers maybe. That's just a hundred bucks an hour at 40 hours a week after all.



Oh dear.


I know most of them dont actually do 200 + K / year.

That kind of work-load would interfere too much with their golf.
 
2012-03-13 03:09:32 AM
ElizaDoolittle: alex10294: 340K in debt. Undergrad+med school. Paying super-high interest rates to subsidize people who go to Tufts to learn comparative religion. There's no "you're going to be able to pay it off for sure" discount in the federal direct loan program. They ditched the option to refinance it at low rates because the people who were good risks (me) have to keep the system solvent.

340K@ average 6% (it's more like 7, but I'm low-balling) = 20400 in interest. Because I want to ditch the loan, I'll be paying another ~50k in principle/year. Expected salary is $230k. Plan is to pay it off in 7-8 years. I'll do alright.

I know people who funded 7 years of marketless bleb with $250k+ in loans and have an expected salary (if they're hired) of $40-60k. That's just poor planning.

Protip: the balance on an outstanding loan is called the principal, not the principle. How's that expensive education working?


Apparently better than the predictive typing assistant on my phone. ;). But ya, my spelling leaves much to be desired. Didn't waste much time on it. Actually, I'm a grade school dropout (really). I tested into a middle-of-the-road college and then got serious and got a Double BS in chem and bio. Unsurprisingly, people don't care if you proofread when you do well in the hard sciences.
/didn't proofread this either.
 
2012-03-13 03:09:59 AM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: Meanwhile, in some parts of Europe, the total cost for a 4-year degree from a state school (not Oxford, etc) costs just under $30K. Some of these folks pay in four years what we pay in one, if not less than that.

Could a US citizen take advantage of that?.....would it be cheaper for an American to attend a European University rather then a US one.....

Kimothy: Maybe the Fed could force lenders to charge the same amount of interest on student loans that the Fed charges to banks for loans. Doesn't the Fed pay banks to borrow money?

Geee... so now you want to take a bottomless pit of money and lower the interest rate on it .......why do you think tuition is so high to beging with. It is the greatest example of inflation out there.
 
2012-03-13 03:14:57 AM
Goimir: No, your friends that own the salon and the plumbing business make $200k/yr off the backs of some working class schlubs that get paid $8 to $12 an hour.

No the hairdresser and plumber get 200k a year because they can run a business....the working class schlubs in your scenario get paid 8 to 12 an hour cause they can't.
 
2012-03-13 03:16:27 AM
My father was the first person in his family to go to college.

Going to college used to be the exception, not the rule, especially for women.
 
2012-03-13 03:17:01 AM
alex10294: ElizaDoolittle: alex10294: 340K in debt. Undergrad+med school. Paying super-high interest rates to subsidize people who go to Tufts to learn comparative religion. There's no "you're going to be able to pay it off for sure" discount in the federal direct loan program. They ditched the option to refinance it at low rates because the people who were good risks (me) have to keep the system solvent.

340K@ average 6% (it's more like 7, but I'm low-balling) = 20400 in interest. Because I want to ditch the loan, I'll be paying another ~50k in principle/year. Expected salary is $230k. Plan is to pay it off in 7-8 years. I'll do alright.

I know people who funded 7 years of marketless bleb with $250k+ in loans and have an expected salary (if they're hired) of $40-60k. That's just poor planning.

Protip: the balance on an outstanding loan is called the principal, not the principle. How's that expensive education working?

Apparently better than the predictive typing assistant on my phone. ;). But ya, my spelling leaves much to be desired. Didn't waste much time on it. Actually, I'm a grade school dropout (really). I tested into a middle-of-the-road college and then got serious and got a Double BS in chem and bio. Unsurprisingly, people don't care if you proofread when you do well in the hard sciences.
/didn't proofread this either.


A double BS (what a great description) from a no-name college?
 
2012-03-13 03:21:24 AM
ElizaDoolittle: Chunes: Boo hoo. You're in debt for a product that wasn't worth the money?

Maybe you should have used your intellect to determine that most degrees aren't worth the money and most schools are scams. And your wisdom to stray from the herd and make an unpopular, albeit beneficial decision not to go unless you're interested in engineering or computer science.

This. If I had a kid who wasn't likely to make it to a really great school, I'd seriously advise them to pick a job that can't be outsourced. My hairdresser easily clears $200k/year and he's no Vidal Sassoon. The plumber I call? Yep, ditto.


Hairdressing, really?

I assure you that is exception, by far, to the rule. Hairdressers in Rochester hills, mi were hurting with the downturn. Even in that rich area people started cutting back on the service.
 
2012-03-13 03:24:48 AM
FizixJunkee: impaler:

Same goes for suggesting people go into engineering, as if people can just choose that they can be/want to be an engineer.

I know so many unemployed/underemployed engineers, as well as mathematicians, physicists, chemists, and astronomers. Even worse job prospects for biologists.

\STEM isn't guaranteed to get you a job
\\If you're an engineer, be prepared to compete against H1B1 visa holders from India who will do your job for you at half the salary
\\\companies can get away with it because of the ongoing we-need-more-engineers fallacy


Losers complain about immigrants. Winners go home and fark the prom queen.
 
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