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(Bangor Daily News)   Max Security inmate breaks out of cell, cell block, and through several checkpoints for sex with female inmate. With "worth a shot" pic of female inmate   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 72
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2012-03-12 08:56:24 PM
This premise would make for a decent porno
 
2012-03-12 09:00:18 PM
If you say so, maybe.
 
2012-03-12 09:01:56 PM
Bangor Daily News?
 
2012-03-12 09:02:01 PM

Drubell: This premise would make for a decent porno

 
2012-03-12 09:04:07 PM

Nadie_AZ: Bangor Daily News?


He wanted to.

10 bucks says she was ovulating and he could feel it in his bones.
 
2012-03-12 09:06:21 PM
With "worth a shot" pic

Clean up the sores and maybe that bandage on her neck with that shot. They haven't invented a shot for crazy yet.
 
2012-03-12 09:10:03 PM
Worst. Hindu. Evar.
 
2012-03-12 09:10:58 PM
Gang looking neck tattoo. Just doesn't make mah boner twitch.
 
2012-03-12 09:17:13 PM

basemetal: Gang looking neck tattoo. Just doesn't make mah boner twitch.


Says the man who can go downtown tomorrow night and pay for it if he needs to. Maine may not have a three strikes law but three felonies, one of which is shooting at federal marshals, should get him closer to the max years than the min. This could be his last go at a female for a long long time.
 
2012-03-12 09:25:30 PM
Real sexy time is Always before Bubba.
 
2012-03-12 09:30:17 PM
She probably excels at three ways, since both dudes would think she's looking at him.
 
2012-03-12 09:54:40 PM

Wanebo: They haven't invented a shot for crazy yet


Why yes... yes they have.
 
2012-03-12 10:30:01 PM
I'd hit that after a few months in prison.

You would too.
 
2012-03-12 10:36:02 PM
by break out we mean was released by the guards in exchange for getting to tap her on the side
 
2012-03-13 12:09:03 AM
So he snuck through four doors, avoided guards and arranged his bed to looked occupied? But how in the name of Zeus' BUTTHOLE did he get to tap that? I only ask because in his situation it might prove to be useful information *MAYBE*.
 
2012-03-13 12:14:11 AM
Meh, I would have to meet the woman first.

If she suffered an aneurysm like Tila, then hell yeah, brain damage FTW. I wouldn't have to listen to her when she talked.
 
2012-03-13 12:18:32 AM
Nadie_AZ: Bangor Daily News?

I hardly know her...
 
2012-03-13 02:54:19 AM
Well I guess it's better than bunking with Bubba for the night
 
2012-03-13 02:54:25 AM
They are both a couple of young, good looking kids. Too bad they had to meet in such circumstances.
 
2012-03-13 03:06:00 AM
If that's what she looks like in prison, I bet she was super hot on the outside.
 
2012-03-13 03:11:58 AM

beautifulbob: This could be his last go at AS a female MALE for a long long time.


FTFY
 
2012-03-13 03:14:48 AM

tortilla burger: Well I guess it's better than bunking with Bubba for the night


This.
 
2012-03-13 03:19:39 AM
She's cute.

He may be going away for a time (and if he did what he's accused of, I hope he does), and saw an opportunity to get a little before that happens. Or maybe he just wanted a story to tell, or, hell, if you're stuck in prison, plotting a way to get to the women's wing after dark is something to do right?
 
2012-03-13 03:22:46 AM
I wish I could tell you that Arien fought the good fight, and that she let him put a bag on her face. I wish I could tell you that, but prison is no fairy-tale world.

/red
 
2012-03-13 03:24:55 AM
Officers returned fire and struck L'Italien in the leg.

I guess this is the modern version of an arrow to the knee.
 
2012-03-13 03:29:06 AM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'd hit that after a few months in prison.

You would too.


This. It's hard to be judgmental about this kind of thing knowing it's his last chance in a long, long time. Good for him for executing it properly.
 
2012-03-13 03:37:23 AM

Drubell: This premise would make for a decent porno


Decent porno doesn't need a premise.
 
2012-03-13 03:47:05 AM
They made fark.

Yay..


/This.
 
2012-03-13 03:53:56 AM
Yes. Worth the risk if he's been locked up for awhile and has no access to pussy.

Not worth the herpes risk on the outside...unless she cleans up real nice.
 
2012-03-13 04:02:47 AM
Oh yeah... neck tattoos always scream "hottie" to me...

/also, sharp knees, etc
 
2012-03-13 04:05:01 AM
By 'worth a shot' you mean 'please stab me in the face'?
 
2012-03-13 04:05:41 AM
Crosseyed Mary
and the Jack Knife Barber drops her off at school
 
2012-03-13 04:09:34 AM
while she's not super hot by any means, put yourself in his position... he's in prison, and dodging getting F;d up the A on a daily basis. 20 minutes with her would be heaven compared to his day to day life.

Everyone knows that the longer a guy goes without getting any 'tang the lower his standards get, and he'll be willing to do crazier and crazier stuff to get some.

He's already in jail, what's he got to lose?
 
2012-03-13 04:45:35 AM
the Bangor daily news wants to track my physical location??? what the flying fark???

how about no way, you farking dooshbags!
 
2012-03-13 04:51:05 AM

some_beer_drinker: the Bangor daily news wants to track my physical location??? what the flying fark???

how about no way, you farking dooshbags!


That was kinda creepy... Maybe Stephen King would like to know where you live...
 
2012-03-13 04:51:45 AM
She'll wrap herself around you like a well worn tire.
In her rape case she was the lookout.
 
2012-03-13 05:07:58 AM

accelerus: while she's not super hot by any means, put yourself in his position... he's in prison, and dodging getting F;d up the A on a daily basis. 20 minutes with her would be heaven compared to his day to day life.

Everyone knows that the longer a guy goes without getting any 'tang the lower his standards get, and he'll be willing to do crazier and crazier stuff to get some.

He's already in jail, what's he got to lose?


This is Cumberland County. Nobody is getting raped. Hell, nobody is even really getting 'beaten up' there either.
 
2012-03-13 05:25:10 AM
That whore is foul lookin'!
 
2012-03-13 06:29:08 AM
I wouldn't not hit it if i were going away on a long sentence.
 
2012-03-13 06:34:23 AM

2xhelix: Wanebo: They haven't invented a shot for crazy yet

Why yes... yes they have.


Wait, are you calling crazy people subhuman primates? cause, if so, im gonna have to take offense... you know as a crazy person... and a subhuman primate.
 
2012-03-13 06:55:27 AM

namatad: by break out we mean was released by the guards in exchange for getting to tap her on the side


this, or something fairly similar. and hewas almost back too, but the new guy said hey, that prioner is out of his cell, im gonna be a hero and report it!


bets he is assigned to shower duty soon?
 
2012-03-13 07:35:25 AM
Mainer here, I remember the details of this one. Dude got shot in the leg while firing upon U.S. Marshals. Clearly, his quad is healed, and he wants to test it out with some cushion pushin.. But the other commenters are spot on, this was his last chance to experience the soft, supple wetness that is the vajayjay. You don't fire on feds and get anything close to freedom for a loooong time. She's a 8 or 9 in Maine, BTW. :(
 
2012-03-13 07:42:42 AM

TiiiMMMaHHH: You don't fire on feds and get anything close to freedom for a loooong time.


Oh, I don't know. This guy managed to get out of his cell, go through 4 security doors unnoticed, bang the woman, and was only caught on his way back to his own cell. He *ALMOST* got away with it, and we don't know if he has actually gotten away with it before: It's entirely possible that this wasn't the first time.

A person like that is a prime candidate for a successful escape attempt. If he managed to do all that just to get some pussy, just think what he might do in order to get some freedom.
 
2012-03-13 07:51:39 AM
hate to double post.. but after reading through the Bangor Daily News site in general.. I've got breaking news!

Midcoast-Maine is becoming Florida! Four shot in a house party, a drive-by, a near fatal stabbing, the rape of a 12 year old girl.. all since Sunday!!! I had no idea how farked up my neighbors 150-200 miles to the north were. I'm off to buy a revolver, just in case there's 'seepage'. Hell in a handbasket, i tells ya.
 
2012-03-13 07:59:46 AM
FTFA:
not completely locked

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2012-03-13 08:02:22 AM

Drubell: This premise would make for a decent porno


Rule 34
 
2012-03-13 08:03:07 AM

nightninja76: I bet she was super hot on the outside.


Apparently didn't feel too bad on the inside, either.
 
2012-03-13 08:05:41 AM
www.snsoccer.com
 
2012-03-13 08:31:12 AM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I wish I could tell you that Arien fought the good fight, and that she let him put a bag on her face. I wish I could tell you that, but prison is no fairy-tale world.

/red


lol

i dont think she put up much of a fight
 
2012-03-13 08:40:02 AM
For prison she is pretty attractive but that is probably because she no longer has any access to sharpies like she did on the outside.
 
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