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2012-03-12 09:44:44 PM
Her second was a last-minute stand-in for a fiancé who jilted her just before her wedding

WTF? Marriage is not the kind of thing you just "stand in" for. This chick is crazy and anyone who falls for her crap after knowing her history is a fool.

Link (new window)
 
2012-03-12 09:51:21 PM
You're a rich biatch, and you've gone too far
Cause you know he won't marry any other way
You have to rely on the old man's money
You have to rely on the old man's money
It's a biatch girl, but it's gone too far
Cause you know they won't stay anyway
Say money, money won't get you too far, not with that face
 
2012-03-12 09:57:12 PM
That is a very hard 29.
or a 29 and holding for about 20 years.
 
2012-03-12 09:57:47 PM
If anyone ever needs a bottle opener, all they have to do is ask her to smile.
 
2012-03-12 09:59:38 PM
img.thesun.co.ukwww.boingboing.net
 
2012-03-12 10:06:38 PM
Yeesh.
 
2012-03-12 10:25:39 PM
www.mojoimage.com
 
2012-03-12 10:29:31 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-12 10:31:56 PM
Kill it with fire.
 
2012-03-12 10:35:45 PM

NewportBarGuy: Kill it with fire.


She's not that bad for a 50 year old broad. A little dental work and some makeup would fix it right up.
 
2012-03-12 10:45:01 PM
FTA: Her second was a last-minute stand-in for a fiancé who jilted her just before her wedding - and the third was an alleged bigamist.

Alleged people. That's tough to prove.
 
2012-03-12 10:47:22 PM

sno man: That is a very hard 29.


that is the most attractive woman in Scotland.
 
2012-03-12 10:47:55 PM
Would take me more than a fifth to marry that.
 
2012-03-12 10:50:24 PM
desperate isn't pretty
 
2012-03-12 10:50:43 PM
img694.imageshack.us
 
2012-03-12 10:50:58 PM
Her hairstyle looks like a polynesian hut.
 
2012-03-12 10:51:22 PM
OMG Teeth!!!
 
2012-03-12 10:51:38 PM
Guy code: You never get into a relationship with a girl whom cheated on her present S.O. with you. She cheated on him, and she'll do it to you at the drop of a hat. Guy code.
 
2012-03-12 10:52:01 PM
I'm not big on eugenics, but SOMEONE needs to start having sex with someone who has a freaking CHIN.

/seriously brits
 
2012-03-12 10:52:03 PM
29 my ass. She looks like she's in her mid to late 40s.
 
2012-03-12 10:52:35 PM
Ugly as a box of buttholes...
 
2012-03-12 10:54:22 PM
How come British people look like that? I mean, besides the teeth, why can I look at a lady and say, "Wow, she looks British." What is that?

/a certain je ne sais quoi
 
2012-03-12 10:55:24 PM
"Damn...you got some city miles on you."
 
2012-03-12 10:58:15 PM
And people worry that legalizing same-sex marriages will ruin the sanctity of marriage. I wonder what they have to say about this idiot.
 
2012-03-12 10:58:39 PM
i137.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-12 10:59:44 PM
perhaps?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-12 10:59:47 PM
She must have a gold plated taint, or be the only thing farkable in the village.
 
2012-03-12 11:01:00 PM
You think her teeth are bad there? That picture is from her second wedding, years ago. Here's a picture from her recently I found in another article

img190.imageshack.us
 
2012-03-12 11:03:43 PM
so what i should take from this is not all scottish broads are as hot as shirley manson?

dang.
 
2012-03-12 11:04:15 PM

Yogimus: She must have a gold plated taint, or be the only thing farkable in the village.


Farkable? Speak for yourself, my brother.

Klippoklondike: You think her teeth are bad there? That picture is from her second wedding, years ago. Here's a picture from her recently I found in another article

[img190.imageshack.us image 634x682]


That looks like Carl from An Idiot Abroad. (the one on the right)
 
2012-03-12 11:04:24 PM
OK, I want to see a picture of the mom!
 
2012-03-12 11:05:04 PM
Her wrinkles might be 29. She looks like a 29 year old catcher's mitt.
 
2012-03-12 11:05:37 PM
Reading this article I imagine this is what British Jerry Springer would be like. Polite, matter of fact, but really farked up lives.

I mean honestly, her first husband cheated on her with her farking mother. Her first husband divorced her to marry her mother. That's got Jerry Springer written all over it.
 
2012-03-12 11:05:43 PM
If at any point the term " I knew most of them..." applies to the ex-hubbies of a chick your bangin'... I guarantee you should not be marrying her.
 
2012-03-12 11:06:51 PM
I thought "five" was right out?!
 
2012-03-12 11:07:22 PM

Gonad the Ballbarian: If at any point the term " I knew most of them..." applies to the ex-hubbies of a chick your bangin'... I guarantee you should not be marrying her.


Oops, the PHRASE...

continue...
 
2012-03-12 11:08:32 PM
thetwist03.files.wordpress.com
RIP Adam Sandler
 
2012-03-12 11:09:13 PM
I'm British, and usually roll my eyes at the Septic's going on about the teeth and looks of the Brits. However, it must be said. DAMN!
 
2012-03-12 11:09:17 PM

Klippoklondike: You think her teeth are bad there? That picture is from her second wedding, years ago. Here's a picture from her recently I found in another article

[img190.imageshack.us image 634x682]


I highly encourage other farkers to carefully to inspect that photo very closely. Soak in all the details. Absorb them-- and then be very thankful it isnt you or your partner in the picture.
 
2012-03-12 11:10:13 PM

Typical Right Wing Doosh: sno man: That is a very hard 29.

that is the most attractive woman in Scotland.


livethelife.org.za
 
2012-03-12 11:10:43 PM
She must do freaky things in bed, like beg guys not to put it in her butt while rubbing her asshole on his junk. Otherwise I don't see how this is possible.
 
2012-03-12 11:11:14 PM

QuinnTheFetus: I thought "five" was right out?!



Thread over. Can't top that one
 
2012-03-12 11:12:09 PM
Was every one an Henry? Henry!
 
2012-03-12 11:12:35 PM
Based on that picture, not even close.
 
2012-03-12 11:12:47 PM
www.martinezbeavers.org
 
2012-03-12 11:14:26 PM
You know what her friends say... "Here you go again, and again, and again...etc and so forth."
 
2012-03-12 11:16:35 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: She must do freaky things in bed, like beg guys not to put it in her butt while rubbing her asshole on his junk. Otherwise I don't see how this is possible.


We really don't need to speculate on this dungeon troll's anal habits, do we? Alright, fine. I bet she does keagles of the rectum. Her blistered, festering, rectum... It throbs.
 
2012-03-12 11:26:40 PM
Jesus fark, are they that desperate for brides in Scotland? Hell, maybe I should move there...
 
2012-03-12 11:26:50 PM
At the ceremony, Alison was walked down the aisle by her first husband, George Greenhowe, who is now married to her mum Pat, 53.

And people say American rednecks/southerners are weird?

/weirdness knows no national boundaries
 
2012-03-12 11:29:39 PM

AppleOptionEsc: I'm not big on eugenics, but SOMEONE needs to start having sex with someone who has a freaking CHIN.


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