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(Breitbart.com)   Breitbart takes issue with Fark's sarcastic headline about Raquel Welch. "You never saw Welch go down on some guy or bent over a bed in a degrading moment of loveless sex"   (breitbart.com) divider line 33
    More: Obvious, Raquel Welch, Marisa Tomei, Hedy Lamarr, Kate Winslet, bed, Nicole Kidman, Unfortunately  
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2012-03-12 10:25:27 PM
7 votes:
You can draw a straight line from the likes of Hedy Lamarr and Ava Gardner to Raquel Welch.

That's Hedley.
2012-03-12 09:19:00 PM
7 votes:
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey
2012-03-12 11:36:03 PM
5 votes:
God bless dude named Baadass50 from their comment section.

Also, as far as Nolte's comment that she never "debased herself," she starred in the notorious, X-rated "Myra Breckinridge," in which she lifted her skirt on a bar flashing a bunch of old men, and anally raped a man with a strap on dildo while wearing a swimsuit decorated like the American flag, while slapping him with a cowboy hat. That's not exactly like doing Shakespeare.

Depends on whose production of Twelfth Night you're seeing, but good point nontheless.
2012-03-13 12:29:18 AM
4 votes:
llamabutchers.mu.nu

I'd tax Raquel Welch... but I get the feeling she'd tax me...
2012-03-12 11:33:48 PM
4 votes:
FTFA: Sure, Welch might have worn the kind of fur bikini that confirmed the lifelong heterosexuality of teenage boys everywhere, but she never debased herself. Simulated or not, you never saw Welch go down on some guy or bent over a bed in a degrading moment of loveless sex. Compare Welch's on-screen sexuality to what we've witnessed Kate Winslet, Marisa Tomei, and Nicole Kidman engage in. Unfortunately, those three lovely women and too many others like them, have been conned into believing that becoming everything a male chauvinist would want them to become is "edgy" and a form of feminism.

Wow. The author John Nolte comes across as gay and on-the-rag at the same time.
2012-03-12 11:01:14 PM
4 votes:
Breitbart, I will tell you this only once:

Welcome_to_fark.jpeg
2012-03-12 09:51:06 PM
4 votes:
"Sites like Fark"

Yeah, sites like Fark. Sites just like Fark. Take that, Fark - you've been pidgeon-holed. Hey look, honey, it's another one of those sites - just like Fark.
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
2012-03-13 09:47:34 AM
3 votes:
Fark is a slut and a prostitute. If my internet traffic is going to continue to fund such activity, I demand that Fark shoot pornographic videos of itself and post them on the web.
Skr
2012-03-13 05:55:54 AM
3 votes:
casualencounters.com
A Gis result strangely pertinent to a Raquel Welch thread.
2012-03-13 01:40:36 AM
3 votes:
I wish Breitbart would just f*ck off and die.

...oh? Did he f*ck off first?
2012-03-12 10:49:37 PM
3 votes:
"You never saw Welch go down on some guy or bent over a bed in a degrading moment of loveless sex"

True. All of the times I saw her going down were filled with love.
2012-03-13 09:50:22 AM
2 votes:
"You never saw Welch go down on some guy or bent over a bed in a degrading moment of loveless sex."

i1136.photobucket.com
2012-03-13 08:49:17 AM
2 votes:

FunkOut: dave1y: God bless dude named Baadass50 from their comment section.

Also, as far as Nolte's comment that she never "debased herself," she starred in the notorious, X-rated "Myra Breckinridge," in which she lifted her skirt on a bar flashing a bunch of old men, and anally raped a man with a strap on dildo while wearing a swimsuit decorated like the American flag, while slapping him with a cowboy hat. That's not exactly like doing Shakespeare.

Depends on whose production of Twelfth Night you're seeing, but good point nontheless.

I saw a production of The Two Gentlemen of Verona that was fairly close. The giant pink velvet bejewelled codpieces were very amusing.


1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-03-13 12:41:32 AM
2 votes:
The Breitbart staff reads Fark? Then when do they find the time to doctor video and then pretend to be shocked at the results they manufactured?
2012-03-12 11:43:33 PM
2 votes:

dave1y: God bless dude named Baadass50 from their comment section.

Also, as far as Nolte's comment that she never "debased herself," she starred in the notorious, X-rated "Myra Breckinridge," in which she lifted her skirt on a bar flashing a bunch of old men, and anally raped a man with a strap on dildo while wearing a swimsuit decorated like the American flag, while slapping him with a cowboy hat. That's not exactly like doing Shakespeare.

Depends on whose production of Twelfth Night you're seeing, but good point nontheless.



Yeah, but watching that scene from Breckenridge gets most Conservatives ROCK HARD, so it's perfectly acceptable.
2012-03-12 10:51:19 PM
2 votes:

Krymson Tyde: You can draw a straight line from the likes of Hedy Lamarr and Ava Gardner to Raquel Welch.

That's Hedley.


3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-03-13 09:58:01 AM
1 votes:
Loveless sex is wrong and totally a modern invention.
2012-03-13 09:46:42 AM
1 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: I'm sure Breitbart would be glad to know that someone is there to take on his legacy -- of whining about everything.


Too bad as a dead hunk of worm-meat he can't really know anything.

/Breitbarters, I only wrote this to piss you off
//Welcome to Fark
///:)
2012-03-13 09:08:35 AM
1 votes:
I would like to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me.
She has a big bottom.
2012-03-13 05:23:39 AM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-03-13 04:54:38 AM
1 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: Wow, The people at Breitbart are REALLY butt-hurt about us. I don't think they are even attacking Drew, they are actually attacking *US* my brothers and sisters. We must have dREALLY pissed them off in our RIP Brietbart thread and in all the other threads about that soulless, evil, lying, piece-of-shiat, wannabe journalist hack. Lol people on the internet were MEAN! We must get back at them by calling them hypocrites and leftists.

The irony of course being in their absolute hypocrisy in being able to dish out the shiat but not take it. Even and especially when it is deserved.


Hey, it ain't my fault Andy Breitbart is now the middle section of a Jesse Helms-Lee Atwater human centipede for all eternity. You reap what you sow.
2012-03-13 02:20:03 AM
1 votes:

stoli n coke: I call BS. No self-proclaimed "lifelong heterosexual" male would have any problem whatsoever with Marisa Tomei degrading herself on film. I don't know how, but that chick looks better now than she did 20 years ago.

This guy's just biding time until there's no more money left too cover the Breitbart payroll.


I would like to degrade Marisa Tomei Dr Seuss style. I would do her here or there. I would do her anywhere.

/maybe not with a goat.
2012-03-13 01:04:35 AM
1 votes:
loveless sex? what te hell is love sex? from what i gather it involves money, jewelry and not banging any other chicks for the rest of my life.

i91.photobucket.com


//joking...happily married
////kinky sex and personality go a long way


i796.photobucket.com



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2012-03-13 12:45:02 AM
1 votes:
Zug Zug Lana!
2012-03-13 12:43:54 AM
1 votes:
Andrew Breitbart was a canker sore on the mouth of lady liberty. Too bad he treated his health with the same careless disregard he had for the freedom of speech. Now he's dead. Gone like a fart in the wind and we are still here. fark off and die Breitbart... oh wait..you already did...
2012-03-13 12:38:00 AM
1 votes:
For the record Marisa Tomei is an attractive woman and I do not care if she debases herself for my viewing pleasure.
2012-03-13 12:20:16 AM
1 votes:

skylabdown: She makes some interesting points.


However, her points were only interesting in the 60s and 70s. They've been significantly less pointy since then.
2012-03-13 12:05:54 AM
1 votes:
Whoa whoa whoa, everyone is missing the most important point here: Breitbart linked to a Fark thread that has a hardcore pornography link in the comments. Awesome.
2012-03-13 12:03:33 AM
1 votes:
What say you there, fuzzy-britches? Feel like talking? Aw, guess not. Why should she be any different? This is a conspiracy, that's what it is. One... big... damn conspiracy! And everyone's in on it, including *her*!
2012-03-12 11:59:26 PM
1 votes:
I heard she doesn't move her arms when she dances.
2012-03-12 11:54:39 PM
1 votes:
Four words, Raquel: "Myra Breckenridge" and "100 Rifles"

Due respect... shut up.
2012-03-12 09:54:06 PM
1 votes:
"You never saw Welch go down on some guy or bent over a bed in a degrading moment of loveless sex"

But I would have sure paid good money for that back in the days when porn actually cost something
2012-03-12 09:08:33 PM
1 votes:
I'm sure Breitbart would be glad to know that someone is there to take on his legacy -- of whining about everything.
 
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