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(Breitbart.com)   Breitbart takes issue with Fark's sarcastic headline about Raquel Welch. "You never saw Welch go down on some guy or bent over a bed in a degrading moment of loveless sex"   (breitbart.com) divider line 151
    More: Obvious, Raquel Welch, Marisa Tomei, Hedy Lamarr, Kate Winslet, bed, Nicole Kidman, Unfortunately  
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2012-03-13 12:45:02 AM  
Zug Zug Lana!
 
2012-03-13 12:50:49 AM  
Came here to mention 'Myra Breckenridge,' see that's already been covered, so I'll just leave this here:
img100.imageshack.us

I'm sure tight-sphinctered Nolte won't have any problems with this.
 
2012-03-13 01:04:35 AM  
loveless sex? what te hell is love sex? from what i gather it involves money, jewelry and not banging any other chicks for the rest of my life.

i91.photobucket.com


//joking...happily married
////kinky sex and personality go a long way


i796.photobucket.com



Link (new window)
 
2012-03-13 01:20:27 AM  
Ah, Breitbart, where the 60s and 70s will soon be retconned to days of halcyon innocence...

Keep it up kids. Soon enough, you can dream up a world where the Fresh Prince corrupted an entire nation, while Madonna sang about the joys of being a virgin...
 
2012-03-13 01:33:16 AM  
"debasement"

If all she has to do is show a little of her own skin, and can therefore get legions of humanity willing to sing her praises, is that really debasement?

it seems more like playing to your strengths while you have them....
 
2012-03-13 01:40:36 AM  
I wish Breitbart would just f*ck off and die.

...oh? Did he f*ck off first?
 
2012-03-13 01:43:49 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Sure, Welch might have worn the kind of fur bikini that confirmed the lifelong heterosexuality of teenage boys everywhere, but she never debased herself. Simulated or not, you never saw Welch go down on some guy or bent over a bed in a degrading moment of loveless sex. Compare Welch's on-screen sexuality to what we've witnessed Kate Winslet, Marisa Tomei, and Nicole Kidman engage in. Unfortunately, those three lovely women and too many others like them, have been conned into believing that becoming everything a male chauvinist would want them to become is "edgy" and a form of feminism.

Wow. The author John Nolte comes across as gay and on-the-rag at the same time.


Ms. Winslet shows off the goods reliably for an actress that claims to not like doing so. The Reader was very nice.
 
2012-03-13 01:46:09 AM  
Breitbart's dead. Dead like the bad biatch that he was, dawgs!
 
2012-03-13 01:51:25 AM  
I call BS. No self-proclaimed "lifelong heterosexual" male would have any problem whatsoever with Marisa Tomei degrading herself on film. I don't know how, but that chick looks better now than she did 20 years ago.

This guy's just biding time until there's no more money left too cover the Breitbart payroll.
 
2012-03-13 01:59:16 AM  

dave1y: God bless dude named Baadass50 from their comment section.

Also, as far as Nolte's comment that she never "debased herself," she starred in the notorious, X-rated "Myra Breckinridge," in which she lifted her skirt on a bar flashing a bunch of old men, and anally raped a man with a strap on dildo while wearing a swimsuit decorated like the American flag, while slapping him with a cowboy hat. That's not exactly like doing Shakespeare.

Depends on whose production of Twelfth Night you're seeing, but good point nontheless.


I saw a production of The Two Gentlemen of Verona that was fairly close. The giant pink velvet bejewelled codpieces were very amusing.
 
2012-03-13 02:06:47 AM  

1000 Ways to Dye: Apparently, telling jokes is leftist.

Makes sense. How often do you see Right-wingers laugh?


Only at human suffering.

'Loveless sex' sounds like projection.
 
2012-03-13 02:07:09 AM  
Wouldn't Breitbart just say "Brain" and shuffle around?.

/Unless he's a ghost
//Or a vampire
///Or a lich
////Or a lich-ghost-vampire
 
2012-03-13 02:12:31 AM  
As a die hard farker who just wanked to Kate Middleton I'm getting a kick out of these sexual conversations.

/wait what
//probably time to cap off the Malbec
 
2012-03-13 02:20:03 AM  

stoli n coke: I call BS. No self-proclaimed "lifelong heterosexual" male would have any problem whatsoever with Marisa Tomei degrading herself on film. I don't know how, but that chick looks better now than she did 20 years ago.

This guy's just biding time until there's no more money left too cover the Breitbart payroll.


I would like to degrade Marisa Tomei Dr Seuss style. I would do her here or there. I would do her anywhere.

/maybe not with a goat.
 
2012-03-13 02:21:03 AM  
What was the headline that offended BB? I didn't see it mentioned in TFA, and I can't remember any recent Raquel Welch threads.
 
2012-03-13 02:27:28 AM  

tillerman35: What was the headline that offended BB? I didn't see it mentioned in TFA, and I can't remember any recent Raquel Welch threads.


"Raquel Welch complains about today's sex-crazed culture, because it's not like she's only famous for being a scantily clad cavegirl or anything like that"

It was on Sunday.
 
2012-03-13 02:27:38 AM  

tillerman35: What was the headline that offended BB? I didn't see it mentioned in TFA, and I can't remember any recent Raquel Welch threads.


Raquel Welch complains about today's sex-crazed culture, because it's not like she's only famous for being a scantily clad cavegirl or anything like that (new window)
 
2012-03-13 02:28:10 AM  

tillerman35: What was the headline that offended BB? I didn't see it mentioned in TFA, and I can't remember any recent Raquel Welch threads.


Raquel Welch complains about today's sex-crazed culture, because it's not like she's only famous for being a scantily clad cavegirl or anything like that (new window)
 
2012-03-13 02:34:11 AM  
img.izismile.com
It was a golden age.
 
2012-03-13 03:39:25 AM  

dave1y: God bless dude named Baadass50 from their comment section.

Also, as far as Nolte's comment that she never "debased herself," she starred in the notorious, X-rated "Myra Breckinridge," in which she lifted her skirt on a bar flashing a bunch of old men, and anally raped a man with a strap on dildo while wearing a swimsuit decorated like the American flag, while slapping him with a cowboy hat. That's not exactly like doing Shakespeare.

Depends on whose production of Twelfth Night you're seeing, but good point nontheless.


GOTT DAMN! That was a cock-punch, so hard, it brought Brietbart back to life.
He instantaneously died from the pain, but, damn!
 
2012-03-13 03:40:04 AM  
Racquel Welch and Breitbart.com are clearly Un-Amer'cun. Let's get em boys!!
 
2012-03-13 03:44:22 AM  
It's funny because he's dead.
 
2012-03-13 03:48:33 AM  
"Raquel Welch: We Live In an Unhealthy, Sex-Crazed Culture"
Who proofread that abomination of a headline?

Ein Volk
Ein Reich
Ein Grammar
 
2012-03-13 03:54:54 AM  
has anyone else noticed that breitbart is dead?
 
2012-03-13 04:02:23 AM  
Wow, The people at Breitbart are REALLY butt-hurt about us. I don't think they are even attacking Drew, they are actually attacking *US* my brothers and sisters. We must have dREALLY pissed them off in our RIP Brietbart thread and in all the other threads about that soulless, evil, lying, piece-of-shiat, wannabe journalist hack. Lol people on the internet were MEAN! We must get back at them by calling them hypocrites and leftists.

The irony of course being in their absolute hypocrisy in being able to dish out the shiat but not take it. Even and especially when it is deserved.
 
2012-03-13 04:08:50 AM  
He IS right.
 
2012-03-13 04:12:38 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Wow, The people at Breitbart are REALLY butt-hurt about us. I don't think they are even attacking Drew, they are actually attacking *US* my brothers and sisters. We must have dREALLY pissed them off in our RIP Brietbart thread and in all the other threads about that soulless, evil, lying, piece-of-shiat, wannabe journalist hack. Lol people on the internet were MEAN! We must get back at them by calling them hypocrites and leftists.

The irony of course being in their absolute hypocrisy in being able to dish out the shiat but not take it. Even and especially when it is deserved.


And of all the things to be pissed off about, this headline shouldn't be one of them.

I mean, it logically points out that a woman who was spank material for a generation of young lads, and became famous because she was running around in a movie wearing an outfit that was very racy for its time, and later did an X-Rated movie that was one of the most sexually explicit of its time is now complaining about how sex obsessed the culture is without probably once thinking "maybe I helped contribute to this?".

And even so, what's the big deal about the culture being more open and honest about sex? Better to get everything out in the open than hide it away and keep it taboo.
 
2012-03-13 04:26:33 AM  
"You never saw Welch go down on some guy or bent over a bed in a degrading moment of loveless sex"

But boy would I like to!
 
2012-03-13 04:54:38 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Wow, The people at Breitbart are REALLY butt-hurt about us. I don't think they are even attacking Drew, they are actually attacking *US* my brothers and sisters. We must have dREALLY pissed them off in our RIP Brietbart thread and in all the other threads about that soulless, evil, lying, piece-of-shiat, wannabe journalist hack. Lol people on the internet were MEAN! We must get back at them by calling them hypocrites and leftists.

The irony of course being in their absolute hypocrisy in being able to dish out the shiat but not take it. Even and especially when it is deserved.


Hey, it ain't my fault Andy Breitbart is now the middle section of a Jesse Helms-Lee Atwater human centipede for all eternity. You reap what you sow.
 
2012-03-13 05:21:52 AM  
"You never saw Welch go down on some guy or bent over a bed in a degrading moment of loveless sex"

Not in the literal sense, no.
 
2012-03-13 05:23:39 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-13 05:30:20 AM  
They need to hurry up and do the Raquel Welch biopic before Eva Mendes gets too old.
 
2012-03-13 05:41:37 AM  

Hector Remarkable: "Sites like Fark"


^rite here
 
2012-03-13 05:41:51 AM  
Isn't he dead?
 
Skr
2012-03-13 05:55:54 AM  
casualencounters.com
A Gis result strangely pertinent to a Raquel Welch thread.
 
2012-03-13 05:59:53 AM  
Life sure turns out funny when the one thing you counted on stops paying the bills.

This seems to a another case of someone so shallow a photo is better than the real thing.
 
2012-03-13 06:01:44 AM  

Krymson Tyde: dave1y: God bless dude named Baadass50 from their comment section.

Also, as far as Nolte's comment that she never "debased herself," she starred in the notorious, X-rated "Myra Breckinridge," in which she lifted her skirt on a bar flashing a bunch of old men, and anally raped a man with a strap on dildo while wearing a swimsuit decorated like the American flag, while slapping him with a cowboy hat. That's not exactly like doing Shakespeare.

Depends on whose production of Twelfth Night you're seeing, but good point nontheless.

I'd like to see John Waters take on Shakespeare.


Tromeo and Juliet is probably close.
 
2012-03-13 06:34:35 AM  
Raquel Welch... isn't she a Spaniard?
 
2012-03-13 06:42:06 AM  

1000 Ways to Dye: Apparently, telling jokes is leftist.

Makes sense. How often do you see Right-wingers laugh?


Whenever they kick a bum?
 
2012-03-13 06:58:02 AM  

GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wouldn't it be nice if we quit driving clicks to that conservative snivelfest?

We've driven enough that they recognize us. I consider that an utter failing and proof that whichever tard keeps greening them needs to lose their job.


You people have no sense of fun.
Where's your appreciation of the putridly absurd?
 
2012-03-13 07:03:43 AM  
You're dead. We killed you.
 
2012-03-13 07:36:55 AM  
I love you guys. These comments are hilarious.

/actually hoped for some 'pics' of R.W. she was hot.
 
2012-03-13 07:40:40 AM  
Make fun all you want Leftists

When did "leftist" become a proper noun?

/ but yea, even though they're intentionally morphing language to try and redefine entire political arguments it's just silly hand-wringing to invoke visions of 1984 in reference to the right wing of this country
 
2012-03-13 08:04:17 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Krymson Tyde: dave1y: God bless dude named Baadass50 from their comment section.

Also, as far as Nolte's comment that she never "debased herself," she starred in the notorious, X-rated "Myra Breckinridge," in which she lifted her skirt on a bar flashing a bunch of old men, and anally raped a man with a strap on dildo while wearing a swimsuit decorated like the American flag, while slapping him with a cowboy hat. That's not exactly like doing Shakespeare.

Depends on whose production of Twelfth Night you're seeing, but good point nontheless.

I'd like to see John Waters take on Shakespeare.

Tromeo and Juliet is probably close.


Is it wrong that the "Daddy's little crenshaw melon" line made me laugh?
 
2012-03-13 08:13:09 AM  
. . . FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.
 
2012-03-13 08:16:20 AM  
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa.

I didn't know I was on one of those durn porno-supportin' webzones. Fark, for shame!
 
2012-03-13 08:18:44 AM  
Did BB.com just try and troll us into a feud for free attention?
 
2012-03-13 08:19:11 AM  

SnakeLee: The Breitbart staff reads Fark?


Actually, that explains a lot.
 
2012-03-13 08:20:18 AM  

SpinStopper: Isn't he dead?


Don't mind him; he's just butthurt that she's not into necrophilia.
 
2012-03-13 08:34:01 AM  
"You never saw Welch go down on some guy or bent over a bed in a degrading moment of loveless sex"

Sure I have, in my mind!
 
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