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(Chicago Trib)   Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed. Bank in loop robbed   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 67
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2012-03-12 06:25:00 PM  
The system is *down.*
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2012-03-12 06:41:38 PM  
for this headline to work, wouldn't it have to be "bank robbed in loop"
 
2012-03-12 06:43:07 PM  
There is the theory of the Möbius -- a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop...
where time becomes a loop....
where time becomes a loop....
where time becomes a loop....
 
2012-03-12 06:54:41 PM  
goto 10
 
2012-03-12 06:55:12 PM  
this headline has CW written all over it.

/tsk, tsk, you've used this before


;)
 
2012-03-12 06:55:58 PM  
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2012-03-12 06:57:48 PM  
They always return to the scene of the crime.
 
2012-03-12 07:00:24 PM  
They need to decompress the cargo bay
 
2012-03-12 07:36:30 PM  

calbert: this headline has CW written all over it.

/tsk, tsk, you've used this before


;)


I like to think I'm helping Fark stay green by recycling.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-12 08:08:41 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
Time to reprogram Data again.
 
2012-03-12 08:13:13 PM  
Mer.

Pretty good.

In retrospect.

Ha!

;)
 
2012-03-12 08:13:28 PM  
This bank is in the building I work in, I must of missed it by five minutes. Dammit, I would have been a hero and instead of being a fark pariah, I would be adored.
 
2012-03-12 08:14:38 PM  
10 PRINT "GIMME THE F*CKING CASH biatch!"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
 
2012-03-12 08:15:03 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
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mlkshk.com
 
2012-03-12 08:16:39 PM  

Barfmaker: goto 10


Ahh, beat me. Good on ya!
 
2012-03-12 08:20:08 PM  
One of our cooler loop bank robberies happened during the great 1967 snow. Thieves arrived and departed on an early snowmobile, cops didn't show 'till half-an-hour later.
 
2012-03-12 08:21:54 PM  

Dennis_Moore: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*

[mlkshk.com image 400x289]


:D

You KNOW we needed a lightswitch rave up in here!
 
2012-03-12 08:25:05 PM  
houseofgeekery.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-12 08:27:58 PM  
www.gateworld.net

/hot
 
2012-03-12 08:29:46 PM  
Just an activist redistributing the wealth people, move along.
 
2012-03-12 08:29:49 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: They need to decompress the cargo bay


I suggest using the tractor beam to alter the other ship's trajectrory.

/ 33333
 
2012-03-12 08:30:16 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Dennis_Moore: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*

[mlkshk.com image 400x289]

:D

You KNOW we needed a lightswitch rave up in here!


The Cheat is, grounded.
 
2012-03-12 08:31:34 PM  
Bankenluup?? I grew up there... This is a Dutch newspaper, right?
 
2012-03-12 08:33:44 PM  
www.arcade-history.com

We have a Looping Video Game in our game room so I'm getting a kick

etc. etc.
 
2012-03-12 08:34:04 PM  

signaljammer: One of our

cooler loop bank robberies happened during the great 1967 snow...

/sees what you did there
 
2012-03-12 08:35:37 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: They need to decompress the cargo bay


I love your handle so much.

/I have nothing more to add
 
2012-03-12 08:36:30 PM  
"a man implied he had a gun"
"No one was hurt during the robbery"

Mind you, implicatiøn bites can be nasti.
 
2012-03-12 08:36:37 PM  
Ctrl-Break

Dammit this thing is stuck again.
 
2012-03-12 08:37:59 PM  
Have you ever experience a time loop? Holy fark that shiat is weird. The message of this story is to not do so many drugs you end up in a time loop situation.
 
2012-03-12 08:40:12 PM  
Source coded.
 
2012-03-12 08:45:14 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: They need to decompress the cargo bay


+3
 
2012-03-12 08:45:22 PM  
"IGYOP3094-W There may be a loop from the "PERFORM" statement at "PERFORM (line n)" to itself. "PERFORM" statement optimization was not attempted."

Hey subby, just because it is a warning is no reason to ignore the message.
 
2012-03-12 08:46:07 PM  
I'm feeling just a little out of the loop here.

Probably because I live just across the river and not in the loop itself.
 
2012-03-12 08:48:03 PM  
www.soundstagedirect.com

Was it s psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop?

/AH-HA
/AH-HA
 
2012-03-12 08:51:01 PM  

Lunchlady: The Cheat is, grounded.


*The Cheat-esque whimpering*
 
2012-03-12 08:56:59 PM  
Another bank?

Thats number NINE
number nine
number nine
number nine
number nine...
 
2012-03-12 08:57:05 PM  

Joelogon: There is the theory of the Möbius -- a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop...
where time becomes a loop....
where time becomes a loop....
where time becomes a loop....


Obligatory.
 
2012-03-12 09:02:04 PM  

Brother_Mouzone: This bank is in the building I work in, I must of missed it by five minutes. Dammit, I would have been a hero and instead of being a fark pariah, I would be adored.


fark that hero bullshiat. robber already implied he had a gun. if you had got in his way he may have felt compelled to imply he may shoot you. too many random implications can ruin a good meal.
 
2012-03-12 09:03:08 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*
The system is *down.*


DOO DOOT DOO DOODOODLE
DOO DOOT DOO DOODOODLE
DOO DOOT DOO DOODOODLE
DOO DOOT DOO DOODOODLE
DOO DOOT DOO DOODOODLE
DOO DOOT DOO DOODOODLE
DOO DOOT DOO DOODOODLE
DOO DOOT DOO DOODOODLE
DOO DOOT DOO DOODOODLE
 
2012-03-12 09:06:26 PM  

Barfmaker: goto 10


Yeah, that's the first thing that came to my mind. "What kind of inefficient programming is that?"
 
2012-03-12 09:12:18 PM  
10 for x = 1 to 10
20 y = "Bank Robbed"
30 print y
40 next x
50 end
 
2012-03-12 09:14:01 PM  
Awww, this thread makes me miss homestar runner :(
 
2012-03-12 09:15:56 PM  

DblDad: Joelogon: There is the theory of the Möbius -- a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop...
where time becomes a loop....
where time becomes a loop....
where time becomes a loop....

Obligatory.


Came for the Orbital, leaving satisfied.

Though now I have two Youtube windows open each with a copy of that playing and it's FREAKING ME OUT.
 
2012-03-12 09:16:57 PM  
fc05.deviantart.net

Gir knows nothing
 
2012-03-12 09:19:44 PM  
Print 'You idiots, this is a for loop' ++9
You idiots, this is a for loop
You idiots, this is a for loop
You idiots, this is a for loop
You idiots, this is a for loop
You idiots, this is a for loop
You idiots, this is a for loop
You idiots, this is a for loop
You idiots, this is a for loop
You idiots, this is a for loop
 
2012-03-12 09:31:21 PM  
while [ 1 ] ; do echo "Bank in loop robbed" ; done
 
2012-03-12 09:32:01 PM  
Did he leave any money behind? That's the problem with robbing banks in a loop; you just wind up with a sack overflow.

/so very sorry
 
2012-03-12 09:36:21 PM  
while true; do
print "Keep it simple stupid"
done
 
2012-03-12 09:40:29 PM  
inlinethumb27.webshots.com
I can relate.
 
2012-03-12 09:48:28 PM  
First I'm glad no one was hurt.
Second I feel nothing for Citi (bend over) bank.
 
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