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2012-03-12 03:08:26 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: On behalf of Western Pennsylvanians everywhere, I'd like to apologize for putting this man upon the national stage. We figured that after his 19 point drubbing back in '06, we would have heard the end of him.

Apparently, we underestimated the staying power of Santorum in the end.


Careful, you might get dixiechicked.
 
2012-03-12 03:09:43 PM

mrshowrules: Bloody William: I want them to make it illegal to have God talk through you when campaigning. We're electing a president, not a prophet.

If they claim this, I want to see actual miracles. I say a 1 hour debate followed by a an hour of them curing the blind or something.


That's why I go with the Jews. They don't claim to cure the blind, and they sure as fark can cure meats.
 
2012-03-12 03:12:26 PM

mrshowrules: Careful, you might get dixiechicked.


Nah, it's cool: my family has a longstanding personal grudge against Santorum from back in the day when he was a Congressman.
 
2012-03-12 03:15:15 PM

Bloody William: If the Derrick Bell video proved anything other than that a man sometimes needs to eat a sandwich, it's that he can talk fine without a teleprompter.


The narrative spin on that, based on the video, is that he was a smart yet evil communist back then, and the drugs have made him stupid.
 
2012-03-12 03:16:42 PM

SilentStrider: Diogenes: sweetmelissa31: I don't remember teleprompters being in the constitution, so Mr. Santorum has a case.

And as you noted in another thread today, neither are big teeth.

[thepoliticalcarnival.net image 183x240]

Mr. Santorum has a dilemma.

Every timeI see that picture I swear I'm seeing Joss Whedon at first. I don't know why.


Everything from the eyebrows up is the same.
 
2012-03-12 03:18:38 PM
It's like he and Romney have a $10,000 bet. "I propose that each of us keep saying things in public that are so pants-shiattingly retarded that eventually even the derpiest, most-teabag-festooned lunatic finally says 'Too far.' Last derper derping takes home the cash."

Problem is, they thought the bet would be over last October at the latest.
 
2012-03-12 03:21:42 PM

mahuika: Bloody William: If the Derrick Bell video proved anything other than that a man sometimes needs to eat a sandwich, it's that he can talk fine without a teleprompter.

The narrative spin on that, based on the video, is that he was a smart yet evil communist back then, and the drugs have made him stupid.


Wait, really? Or is that something you just made up.
 
2012-03-12 03:22:48 PM
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2012-03-12 03:34:56 PM

Diogenes: Santorum has chosen not to use a teleprompter during his speeches.

And it shows.

So before teleprompters, did he think candidates' words were all their own? Speechwriters didn't emerge until the advent of the teleprompter?

Next up, banning index cards and making Sarah Palin wash her hand.

No amount of washing will cleanse her of her sins.
 
2012-03-12 03:38:07 PM
Please nominate Santorum. Please nominate Santorum. Please nominate Santorum. Please nominate Santorum. Please nominate Santorum. Please nominate Santorum.

God I don't want this show to end. There's absolutely no good comedy on TV until Always sunny returns.
 
2012-03-12 03:52:03 PM

downstairs: Please nominate Santorum. Please nominate Santorum. Please nominate Santorum. Please nominate Santorum. Please nominate Santorum. Please nominate Santorum.

God I don't want this show to end. There's absolutely no good comedy on TV until Always sunny returns.


There's Archer!
 
2012-03-12 04:02:53 PM

Bloody William: downstairs: Please nominate Santorum. Please nominate Santorum. Please nominate Santorum. Please nominate Santorum. Please nominate Santorum. Please nominate Santorum.

God I don't want this show to end. There's absolutely no good comedy on TV until Always sunny returns.

There's Archer!


I tried, only made it through about a minute of the first episode.

But to each their own, I'm picky.
 
2012-03-12 04:03:43 PM

cameroncrazy1984: mahuika: Bloody William: If the Derrick Bell video proved anything other than that a man sometimes needs to eat a sandwich, it's that he can talk fine without a teleprompter.

The narrative spin on that, based on the video, is that he was a smart yet evil communist back then, and the drugs have made him stupid.

Wait, really? Or is that something you just made up.


Well I don't know if it's the official narrative, but I didn't make it up. I saw it being discussed on FreeRepublic.
 
2012-03-12 04:08:09 PM

Eating Old People to Save Social Security: 30 year old student? seriously? What a f**king loser


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2012-03-12 04:09:15 PM

mahuika: I saw it being discussed on FreeRepublic.


Well THERE'S your problem...
 
2012-03-12 04:10:20 PM

I_Am_Weasel: GAT_00: Someone's got a picture of him somewhere in front of a prompter, don't they?

[www.pensitoreview.com image 550x302]


Those are his daughters, not teleprompters
 
2012-03-12 04:25:18 PM

GAT_00: Someone's got a picture of him somewhere in front of a prompter, don't they?


i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-12 04:26:31 PM
dahmers love zombie: Yeah, and you should see what the Spreading One wants to do to you if you buy birth control for your TelePrompter.

Giving birth control to teleprompters is one of the biggest contributing factors to single unwed teleprompterhood.
 
2012-03-12 04:31:21 PM
If it wasn't for Gingrich-Satntorum would be the leading Republican right now.
 
2012-03-12 04:33:42 PM
Smell the small government

You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a small governemnt in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?
 
2012-03-12 04:35:46 PM

vernonFL: You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a small governemnt in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?


Well, you should have seen the cover they wanted to do! It wasn't a small government, believe me.
 
2012-03-12 04:38:41 PM

cameroncrazy1984: 3-year-old student Obama would kick Santorum's ass in a debate.


FTFY
 
2012-03-12 04:46:30 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [cdn2.diggstatic.com image 640x684]


And just like that.

Talking point destroyed.
 
2012-03-12 04:52:53 PM
Never eat shrooms and smoke PCP before your big speech, or your teleprompter will turn into a BOX OF GIANT SPIDERS!
 
2012-03-12 05:01:13 PM
If he'd like to ban a form of technology used by candidates during presidential campaigns, how about robo-calls? I'm getting three or four a night!
 
2012-03-12 05:03:55 PM

vernonFL: You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a small governemnt in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?


What's wrong with being sexy?
 
2012-03-12 05:07:47 PM

AzDownboy: vernonFL: You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a small governemnt in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?

What's wrong with being sexy?


Why are you asking anyone who posts here?
 
2012-03-12 05:10:12 PM

vernonFL: Never eat shrooms and smoke PCP before your big speech, or your teleprompter will turn into a BOX OF GIANT SPIDERS!


Shame the pic was memory-holed. This comment is awesome.
 
2012-03-12 05:15:28 PM
"See, I always believed that when you run for president of the United States, it should be illegal to read off a teleprompter," he said. "Because all you're doing is reading someone else's words to people."

How has this man's brains not leaked out of his ears yet? Is it earplugs? I bet it's earplugs.
 
2012-03-12 05:15:36 PM

mrshowrules: Obama wouldn't even have to show-up and Santorum would still lose.


i628.photobucket.com

What that one-man debate would sound like.
 
2012-03-12 05:21:53 PM

Lando Lincoln: How has this man's brains not leaked out of his ears yet?


Objection, your Honor! Counsel is assuming facts not in evidence.
 
2012-03-12 05:23:52 PM

Diogenes: Lando Lincoln: How has this man's brains not leaked out of his ears yet?

Objection, your Honor! Counsel is assuming facts not in evidence.


Sustained.
 
2012-03-12 05:25:33 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: What a f*cking retard

/there just are no other words


Well, there ARE, but they're on the teleprompter that he doesn't want to use.
 
2012-03-12 05:26:10 PM

SilentStrider: Diogenes: Lando Lincoln: How has this man's brains not leaked out of his ears yet?

Objection, your Honor! Counsel is assuming facts not in evidence.

Sustained.


I withdraw the question.
 
2012-03-12 05:38:38 PM
You should try reading someone else's thoughts instead of your own, Rick. Might work out better for ya
 
2012-03-12 05:40:33 PM
Just to be clear, a large plank of the modern GOP platform is teleprompter jokes.
 
2012-03-12 05:42:01 PM
www.theblaze.com

These are freedom stands!
 
2012-03-12 05:42:03 PM
I think I may need a teleprompter, because I have no words.
 
2012-03-12 05:42:52 PM

mrshowrules: Obama beat McCain in 3 debates without a teleprompter. Santorum has never had a National debate in front of a real American audience. Obama wouldn't even have to show-up and Santorum would still lose.


Hardly pertinent since no one uses teleprompters in debates in the first place.
 
2012-03-12 05:42:59 PM

bulldg4life: [www.theblaze.com image 429x291]

These are freedom stands!


Ok, which is the one that had the dolly? And where's the son with the thousand yard stare?
 
2012-03-12 05:43:40 PM

bulldg4life: [www.theblaze.com image 429x291]

These are freedom stands!


they don't look particularly well angled or situated for his use
 
2012-03-12 05:43:57 PM
sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net

Hahahaha..
 
2012-03-12 05:44:33 PM

SilentStrider: AzDownboy: vernonFL: You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a small governemnt in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?

What's wrong with being sexy?

Why are you asking anyone who posts here?



Don't hate me because I'm too sexy...
 
2012-03-12 05:45:04 PM
That's a lot of regulation. I thought Rick Santorum was conservative for free market? He sounds so big government now.
 
2012-03-12 05:45:45 PM
Why not just go all the way and propose to make it illegal for Democrats to participate in politics? We know you farks want to do it, and it'll only strengthen you with the base. Go on, do it. Do it.
 
2012-03-12 05:46:23 PM

Thrakkerzog: [sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x426]

Hahahaha..


all those kids hear him saying is "blah blah blah"
 
Bf+
2012-03-12 05:46:48 PM
I'm not sure he can read anyway...
 
2012-03-12 05:47:16 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: bulldg4life: [www.theblaze.com image 429x291]

These are freedom stands!

Ok, which is the one that had the dolly? And where's the son with the thousand yard stare?


Isn't that him behind the teleprompter on the left?
 
2012-03-12 05:47:57 PM
Also, make them wear gloves so they can't read the notes on their hand.
 
2012-03-12 05:48:39 PM

Vodka Zombie: The pettiness of these bastards is astounding. The fact that conservatives are proud to be so ridiculous and pointless really says all we need to know about them.

Republicans actually think these children and intellectual infants are qualified to run a nation. How do you not just laugh at them?


Because there's close to a 50% chance that, despite their stunning lack of qualifications, they'll end up running the nation?
 
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