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(Talking Points Memo)   Rmoney hits a bad goto command, instead attempts to load wittycomeback.exe: "If I'm a weak frontrunner, what does that make Newt Gingrich?"   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 131
    More: Amusing, Newt Gingrich, David Taintor, Chanhassen, frontrunners, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum  
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2012-03-12 11:45:24 AM  
If Romney can't even handle a Fox News interview, he should quit now.
 
2012-03-12 11:49:37 AM  
I'll give him an "oh, snap" for that.
 
2012-03-12 11:50:05 AM  
"If I'm a weak frontrunner, what does that make Newt Gingrich?"

A slut.
 
2012-03-12 11:51:14 AM  

James!: I'll give him an "oh, snap" for that.


But he then goes on to explain the joke.
 
2012-03-12 11:53:24 AM  

sweetmelissa31: James!: I'll give him an "oh, snap" for that.

But he then goes on to explain the joke.


Right, it's not an "Oh, snap!".
 
2012-03-12 11:54:13 AM  
Looks like he loaded iknowyouarebutwhatami.exe
 
2012-03-12 11:54:28 AM  

BurnShrike: "If I'm a weak frontrunner, what does that make Newt Gingrich?"

A slut.


Gross, fat, and full of himself. But really, that's beside the point ;-)
 
2012-03-12 11:56:17 AM  

James!: I'll give him an "oh, snap" for that.


Eh, it's like pointing out that you're taller than a midget.
 
2012-03-12 11:57:00 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Looks like he loaded iknowyouarebutwhatami.exe


It least it wasn't a fatal program error which triggers his diagnostic mode where he runs through the "Pledge of Allegiance" and evacuates his bowels.
 
2012-03-12 11:59:04 AM  

James!: Right, it's not an "Oh, snap!".


It's more

d.awesomemyspacecomments.com

than

images4.fanpop.com
 
2012-03-12 12:00:57 PM  

Sgt Otter: James!: I'll give him an "oh, snap" for that.

Eh, it's like pointing out that you're taller than a midget.


It's like with baseball. If you're watching a little league game and a kid catches a high fly you cheer for him, but if you're watching a pro game you just expect him to catch the ball.
 
2012-03-12 12:01:16 PM  
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-12 12:02:51 PM  
I forget how the rest of it goes, but your mother's a whore.
 
2012-03-12 12:03:31 PM  
Rmoney?
 
2012-03-12 12:05:16 PM  

HawgWild: Rmoney?


Someone show him the picture.
 
2012-03-12 12:08:18 PM  
MITTROMNEYMENTUM
 
2012-03-12 12:12:00 PM  

sigdiamond2000: MITTROMNEYMENTUM


It's a Mittmentous Mittcasion! The Romnebration of a Mittime!
 
2012-03-12 12:19:04 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: HawgWild: Rmoney?

Someone show him the picture.


I still want to know how he was dumb enough to pose for that. Did he not imagine that would get out?
 
2012-03-12 12:23:56 PM  

GAT_00: cameroncrazy1984: HawgWild: Rmoney?

Someone show him the picture.

I still want to know how he was dumb enough to pose for that. Did he not imagine that would get out?


Ah, I see it. I thought subby made a boo boo ...
 
2012-03-12 12:39:33 PM  
What does that make Newt Gingrich? A megalomaniacal asshat that doesn't give a crap what he does to the establishment GOP, since they kicked him out years ago. How is this not obvious to everybody?
 
2012-03-12 12:58:07 PM  
"They're saying what they wish was the case, but which happens not to be the case.

ROMNEYBOT HAS DELIVERED [VERBAL_QUIP].
[VERBAL_QUIP_TARGETS] MAY PERCEIVE INCREASED FACIAL TEMPERATURE AND SOCIAL ISOLATION.
SAY: BURN HA HA HA
 
2012-03-12 01:00:11 PM  

GAT_00: cameroncrazy1984: HawgWild: Rmoney?

Someone show him the picture.

I still want to know how he was dumb enough to pose for that. Did he not imagine that would get out?


FYI... go to Snopes... it was a photoshop, the people didn't really pose that way.
 
2012-03-12 01:17:18 PM  

BurnShrike: "If I'm a weak frontrunner, what does that make Newt Gingrich?"

A slut.


Newt Gingrich takes birth control?!
 
2012-03-12 01:22:23 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: HawgWild: Rmoney?

Someone show him the picture.


i.huffpost.com
 
2012-03-12 01:24:55 PM  

dletter: GAT_00: cameroncrazy1984: HawgWild: Rmoney?

Someone show him the picture.

I still want to know how he was dumb enough to pose for that. Did he not imagine that would get out?

FYI... go to Snopes... it was a photoshop, the people didn't really pose that way.


Yeah, it was 'shopped, but it's still funny.
 
2012-03-12 01:26:53 PM  
A powerbottom?
 
2012-03-12 01:27:46 PM  
The guy saving you from greater damage from Santorum?

/"rmoney", lol
 
2012-03-12 01:28:20 PM  

serpent_sky: BurnShrike: "If I'm a weak frontrunner, what does that make Newt Gingrich?"

A slut.

Newt Gingrich takes birth control?!



Newt Gingrich IS birth control.
 
2012-03-12 01:28:44 PM  
imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2012-03-12 01:30:24 PM  

HawgWild: Rmoney?


Rmoney is his hip-hop name.
 
2012-03-12 01:30:43 PM  
I would vote for Romney if he changed his campaign theme music to "domo arigato mr roboto"...
 
2012-03-12 01:31:13 PM  
Get ready, folks - we're about to find out just how much turd polishing $1 billion buys.
 
2012-03-12 01:33:03 PM  

serpent_sky: Newt Gingrich takes birth control?!


I thought Newt Gingrich WAS birth control.

"Honey? Can we have sex tonight?"
:holds up picture of Gingrich:
"Holy hell, now I've got an innie!"
 
2012-03-12 01:33:09 PM  
Perhaps he will go pak chooie unf and push Rick Santorum down a flight of stairs.
 
2012-03-12 01:34:43 PM  
Since republicans demanded Obama's birth certificate, could he demand Rmoney's Turing Test results? If it's that big of a deal that the president might have been born elsewhere it should be equally as big of a deal if the president was actually an android right?
 
2012-03-12 01:35:08 PM  
Romney: Will he ever pass the Turing Test?
 
2012-03-12 01:36:34 PM  
I know you are, but what am I?
 
2012-03-12 01:39:23 PM  

Headso: I would vote for Romney if he changed his campaign theme music to "domo arigato mr roboto"...


Suggested Campaign Theme Songs:

Romney: "Mr. Roboto"
Santorum: "Pussy Control"
Gingrich: "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
Paul: "Crazy Train"
 
2012-03-12 01:40:39 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: Turing Test


The Turing test is just for sentience, if we want to know if Romney is human or not we need him to pass the Turding test, basically he just has to take a dump in front of atleast 8 witnesses and a Notary public.
 
2012-03-12 01:40:41 PM  

indylaw: Romney: Will he ever pass the Turing Test?


Lol almost a turing test related simulpost
 
2012-03-12 01:40:51 PM  
Makes Newt a lousy history teacher.
 
2012-03-12 01:41:40 PM  

Headso: Communist_Manifesto: Turing Test

The Turing test is just for sentience, if we want to know if Romney is human or not we need him to pass the Turding test, basically he just has to take a dump in front of atleast 8 witnesses and a Notary public.


What if his programmers thought about that and included the Poopbot 4000 functionality? The GOP's evil knows no bounds
 
2012-03-12 01:41:50 PM  

timujin: dletter: GAT_00: cameroncrazy1984: HawgWild: Rmoney?

Someone show him the picture.

I still want to know how he was dumb enough to pose for that. Did he not imagine that would get out?

FYI... go to Snopes... it was a photoshop, the people didn't really pose that way.

Yeah, it was 'shopped, but it's still funny.


I don't disagree, I was just responding to someone saying "I still want to know how he was dumb enough to pose for that."
 
2012-03-12 01:43:34 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: Headso: Communist_Manifesto: Turing Test

The Turing test is just for sentience, if we want to know if Romney is human or not we need him to pass the Turding test, basically he just has to take a dump in front of atleast 8 witnesses and a Notary public.

What if his programmers thought about that and included the Poopbot 4000 functionality?


now you're just be ridiculous!
 
2012-03-12 01:45:48 PM  

Headso: if Romney is human or not we need him to pass the Turding test, basically he just has to take a dump in front of atleast 8 witnesses and a Notary public.


My young son passed that test last week.


/ Hallmark don't make many congratulations cards for this.
 
2012-03-12 01:50:11 PM  

HeartBurnKid: HawgWild: Rmoney?

Rmoney is his hip-hop name.


"I don't listen to hip-hop but I do know some people who own radio stations."
 
2012-03-12 01:53:16 PM  
"If I'm a weak frontrunner, what does that make Newt Gingrich?" Romney said in an interview on Fox News. "Because I'm well ahead of him."

img641.imageshack.us
 
2012-03-12 01:54:44 PM  
If you ask me, this proves that Mitt's a robot:

"If I'm a weak frontrunner, what does that make Newt Gingrich?" Romney said in an interview on Fox News. "Because I'm well ahead of him."

First rule of teh funnay: If you have to follow up the joke with an explanation, you did not bring teh funnay.

Second rule of teh funnay: If you follow up the joke with an explanation immediately, unprovoked, and unironically, you have no business attempting to bring teh funnay.

This is a simple logical subroutine that should have already been programmed in him as a failsafe. He needs to fire his IT gurus. I know that will give him some enjoyment.

/Because your mom's a whooooore.
 
2012-03-12 01:57:25 PM  

dletter: timujin: dletter: GAT_00: cameroncrazy1984: HawgWild: Rmoney?

Someone show him the picture.

I still want to know how he was dumb enough to pose for that. Did he not imagine that would get out?

FYI... go to Snopes... it was a photoshop, the people didn't really pose that way.

Yeah, it was 'shopped, but it's still funny.

I don't disagree, I was just responding to someone saying "I still want to know how he was dumb enough to pose for that."


It wasn't my intention to suggest you did, but rather to merely state my opinion as to the humor inherent in the image. But, man, if that'd been an actual mistake...
 
2012-03-12 01:57:47 PM  
Until this primary season, I didn't know there was a Latin phrase for the "I know you are but what am I" fallacy, because I figured people grew out of that by high school. Now I've learned the phrase tu quoque. And it's amazing how often it's been appropriate.
 
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