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(Celebslam)   Eva Longoria dumped Penelope Cruz's brother . . . *daydreams about world's sexiest catfight* . . . You're not just gonna sit back and take that, are you Penelope?   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 32
    More: Interesting, Eva Longoria, Penelope Cruz, LeAnn Rimes, West Hollywood, heavy bag, Us Weekly  
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2012-03-12 12:05:21 PM  
sorry the catfight Penelope was in with Salma Hayek (in some stupid movie with Steve Zahn) was much hotter than anything her and Eva could pull off. Not that I wouldn't be willing to watch, merely for comparison purposes.
 
2012-03-12 12:31:42 PM  
(Penelope pulls Eva's hair) ¡PUTA!
(Eva biatchslaps Penelope) BIATCH!
(Peelope looks in Eva's eyes)
(Eva looks in Penelope's eyes)
(they begin tongue-punching each other's fart boxes)
 
2012-03-12 12:37:10 PM  
img2-3.timeinc.net

the flick is called Bandidas, do yourself a favor and Netflix it watch with the mute button on
 
2012-03-12 01:31:32 PM  

Bagelox-99: (they begin tongue-punching each other's fart boxes)


Ew, how is that even sexy?
 
2012-03-12 01:42:42 PM  

jaylectricity: Bagelox-99: (they begin tongue-punching each other's fart boxes)

Ew, how is that even sexy?


It's not sexy. It's a meme that stands in for sexy. It's meta-sexy.
 
2012-03-12 01:43:00 PM  
I'll comfort him. He reminds me of a Spanish Joshua Jackson.
 
2012-03-12 02:02:21 PM  
she's to busy making out with her sister

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2012-03-12 02:04:52 PM  
I'll bring the Jello.
 
2012-03-12 02:10:37 PM  
www.wtsp.com


Didn't even know he was gay.
 
2012-03-12 02:36:19 PM  
 
2012-03-12 02:50:59 PM  
I wouldn't mind dating Eva's mouth.
 
2012-03-12 02:54:13 PM  

SkylineRecords: [www.wtsp.com image 300x225]


Didn't even know he was gay.


He's actually tagging this:

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-03-12 02:59:09 PM  

tricycleracer: SkylineRecords: [www.wtsp.com image 300x225]


Didn't even know he was gay.

He's actually tagging this:

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 500x572]


Niceeee.
 
2012-03-12 03:27:59 PM  
Shame; that word gets used way too poorly.
 
2012-03-12 03:30:47 PM  

bulok: More interesting link from the article


Somewhere in that link is a view of the ocean. I tried to find it but I can't (new window)


Jaime Pressly has the absolute hottest body ever in the history of humanity. Ever. Ever!

www.wallpaperpedia.com
 
2012-03-12 03:46:51 PM  
FTFA: I do give her credit for not pulling a LeAnn Rimes and stealing AC Slater from his wife, though.

What?
 
2012-03-12 04:00:15 PM  

Angry Buddha: bulok: More interesting link from the article


Somewhere in that link is a view of the ocean. I tried to find it but I can't (new window)

Jaime Pressly has the absolute hottest body ever in the history of humanity. Ever. Ever!


Its way up there on the list, but, no. Don't get me wrong. King of England and Fist of god and whatnot, but not greatest body ever.
 
2012-03-12 04:06:37 PM  

iron_city_ap: Angry Buddha: bulok: More interesting link from the article


Somewhere in that link is a view of the ocean. I tried to find it but I can't (new window)

Jaime Pressly has the absolute hottest body ever in the history of humanity. Ever. Ever!

Its way up there on the list, but, no. Don't get me wrong. King of England and Fist of god and whatnot, but not greatest body ever.


these types of arguments need counter arguments and citations, preferably in photographic documentation.
 
2012-03-12 04:42:21 PM  

NuttierThanEver: [img2-3.timeinc.net image 240x320]

the flick is called Bandidas, do yourself a favor and Netflix it watch with the mute button on


DVD only, of course. I might have to give netflix a kick in the nuts.

They really need to improve their streaming catalog. Still a good deal at $8 a month, but still.
 
2012-03-12 04:42:51 PM  

Forgot_my_password_again: she's to busy making out with her sister

[img.thesun.co.uk image 640x375]



That was the best music video that you should ever watch.... with it muted.
 
2012-03-12 06:43:46 PM  

mongbiohazard: Forgot_my_password_again: she's to busy making out with her sister

[img.thesun.co.uk image 640x375]


That was the best music video that you should ever watch.... with it muted.


What is the music video for?
 
2012-03-12 07:31:52 PM  

bulok: mongbiohazard: Forgot_my_password_again: she's to busy making out with her sister

[img.thesun.co.uk image 640x375]


That was the best music video that you should ever watch.... with it muted.

What is the music video for?


Masturbation.
 
2012-03-12 08:52:03 PM  
In other news, how long before Eva Longoria's restaurant ends up on Kitchen Nightmares? I hope it's soon, because I'd love to see Ramsay yelling at her.
 
2012-03-12 09:01:42 PM  
I want to have sex with the guy who photoshops all the pictures of women in this thread
 
2012-03-12 09:06:17 PM  

iron_city_ap: Angry Buddha: bulok: More interesting link from the article


Somewhere in that link is a view of the ocean. I tried to find it but I can't (new window)

Jaime Pressly has the absolute hottest body ever in the history of humanity. Ever. Ever!

Its way up there on the list, but, no. Don't get me wrong. King of England and Fist of god and whatnot, but not greatest body ever.


Yeah, I'd like to see the competition. That girls body is sick.

/Brittney Daniel? Maybe?
 
2012-03-12 10:07:56 PM  

NuttierThanEver: [img2-3.timeinc.net image 240x320]

the flick is called Bandidas, do yourself a favor and Netflix it watch with the mute button on


*checks netflix*, PG 13? no, thanks.
 
2012-03-12 10:41:00 PM  

Bagelox-99: (Penelope pulls Eva's hair) ¡PUTA!
(Eva biatchslaps Penelope) BIATCH!
(Peelope looks in Eva's eyes)
(Eva looks in Penelope's eyes)
(they begin tongue-punching each other's fart boxes)



Best believe that I'd pay top pesos to watch this.
 
2012-03-12 10:45:32 PM  

MrEricSir: In other news, how long before Eva Longoria's restaurant ends up on Kitchen Nightmares? I hope it's soon, because I'd love to see Ramsay yelling at her.



Could have sworn said restaurant had gone under a year ago...
 
2012-03-12 10:54:14 PM  
what, no sexy catfight thread?
/I am disappoint
 
2012-03-13 02:57:22 AM  

SkylineRecords: [www.wtsp.com image 300x225]

Didn't even know he was gay.


That's not his cap!
 
2012-03-13 06:41:26 AM  

jaylectricity: Bagelox-99: (they begin tongue-punching each other's fart boxes)

Ew, how is that even sexy?


People who say shiat like that and people who post "new window" links that navigate me away from the page are the only ones I put on ignore. It's surprising how big my ignore list has gotten.
 
2012-03-14 09:59:38 PM  

DKinMN: bulok: mongbiohazard: Forgot_my_password_again: she's to busy making out with her sister

[img.thesun.co.uk image 640x375]


That was the best music video that you should ever watch.... with it muted.

What is the music video for?

Masturbation.


very nice
 
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