Lesbian high school girl thread?

Mugato: I'm offended by that too. "All Cool Girls Are Bi". That would be appropriate.

Indeed.

Much chin wagging and clucking of tongues to follow

Mass. debate?

I thought all the cool girls were Eskimos.

Mugato: I'm offended by that too. "All Cool Girls Are Bi". That would be appropriate.

It's not appropriate for high school.

It should be, "All Cool Girls Are Bi in College".

Does this officially kick off the 2012 Lesbian At The Prom season?

I was thinking "All the cool girls are lipstick lesbians".

Can we now look forward to 14-year old fake lesbians making out in the school cafeteria?

zerkalo: Much chin wagging and clucking of tongues to follow

How about beard stroking? Then you know it's serious!

barneyfifesbullet: Does this officially kick off the 2012 Lesbian At The Prom season?

Lesbians At The Prom is a great band name.

Another Pretentious Nickname: Mugato: I'm offended by that too. "All Cool Girls Are Bi". That would be appropriate.

It's not appropriate for high school.

It should be, "All Cool Girls Are Bi in College".

As a person who didn't go to college, I reject this sentiment. I support women of all ages being bi-curious.

It's apparently okay with Limbaugh, provided that they post the videos.

HailRobonia: barneyfifesbullet: Does this officially kick off the 2012 Lesbian At The Prom season?

Lesbians At The Prom is a great band name.

This.

I also nominate "Teenage Lesbians."

Mugato: I'm offended by that too. "All Cool Girls Are Bi". That would be appropriate.

http://xkcd.com/1025/

My GED in law tells me that unless the school can make a case that the shirt was disruptive to the educational environment, or otherwise constituted some kind of "hate speech", then this falls squarely under Tinker v. Des Moines and the school district should STFU.

All the lesbians I know are pretty cool.

The more lesbians, the better. Damn planet's overpopulated as it is.

They're only lesbians until they graduate and head off to college, dusting you geniuses off.

MaliFinn: The more lesbians, the better. Damn planet's overpopulated as it is.

Don't look to lesbians to solve this. Two good friends of mine are about to have twins...

Mass debate?

Link (new window)
SFW literature for the 'Cool Girls'.

/giddy-up!

Lesbian thread?

Lesbianism?

Mugato: I'm offended by that too. "All Cool Girls Are Bi". That would be appropriate.

Or, more in keeping with the ideal of gender neutrality, "All the cool boys are lesbians."

I don't get why other guys like lesbians. Now if the girls are bi then it makes sense. Most real lesbians I have
seen are fugly.

'And another suggesting, "If the shirt said 'All cool kids are Celtic fans' we wouldn't be here."'

So they plan on punishing her by making her wear an "All cool kids are Celtic fans" t-shirt?

/that punishment is too harsh IMO
//so very confused.

Can I wear a shirt that says "I knew God... in the biblical sense."

Wait, why would I be in a farking high school in the first place?

dryknife: Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover> (new window)

Wow. That's an awesome collection.

They'll sweep it under the carpet. Munch ado about nothing.

Bacontastesgood: Can I wear a shirt that says "I knew God... in the biblical sense."

Yes, you can... (new window)

Wait, why would I be in a farking high school in the first place?

They have those now?

Sybarite: Would this be cool?

[www.tshirthell.com image 515x320]

Tongue in cheek, if you know what I mean.

Thisbymaster: Most real lesbians I have
seen are fugly.

I hate this line of thinking. It makes it sound like there is something special or different about lesbians. Most people are rather unattractive. And I will say that I have a friend who is gay, and she is extremely attractive. And her girlfriend is one of the most drop-dead gorgeous people I've ever met in my life. They're a very handsome couple, but people assume that they're straight because they take care of their hair and dress nicely.

On topic: I'm always put off by this sort of message. I understand the need to feel empowered and to raise yourself up. I have no problem with that. But it's so exclusive that it comes back around to being no better than the messages homophobes like to send (even if the intention is better). 'All the cool girls are straight' would - rightfully - get an offended reaction out of the LGBT community. But somehow because the group being disregarded is the majority, it's okay.

Empower yourselves, but not at the expense of others.

culebra: [www.myconfinedspace.com image 500x711]

THIS.

They only tellus they're lesbians. Because the really rich guys are too busy having gobs of fun to bother reading Fark.

From what I understand, there's lesbianism and then there's eating a little pussy between friends.

Today's my birthday. Somebody buy me this shirt!

cryinoutloud: Can we now look forward to 14-year old fake lesbians making out in the school cafeteria?


You might have gone to the wrong cafeteria.

By the way, I've known a few gorgeous lesbians and had sex with some of them. Apparently they just wanted to make my bisexual girlfriend -- who they'd been seeing -- jealous.

And some had just heard about my very tiny penis and horribly inept lovemaking style, like most of the straight chicks I've had. Some things you just can't believe without first-hand experience.

What if the shirt said "Cool girls are hetero" or "Only cool girls like c*ck", would you still meh?

/personally dont care what you wear, dont like it dont look at it.

I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Mugato: Impasse: Lesbian high school girl thread?

Man, I really missed out on that. I was in high school in the mid-90s and none of that awesomeness was even talked about except at parties. And sure, at parties it was great. But now girls are making out on campus between classes, flirting during class. Goddammit.

This. Just a few years too soon. Kids have it so good these days.

Sad story bro:
A girl I dated asked how I felt about multiple girls doing their thing. Based on the phrasing of the question and context of the situation, I sensed a trap and gave it kind of a meh answer...which was the wrong answer. What she was really asking me was more like, "Hey, some of my old lesi pals want to get together for some fun, you're invited if your cool about it."

I will never stop kicking myself for that.
/Sad story bro.

Moral of the story: Always, always, always say what you really think. Especially when a question like this comes up.

Andrew Wiggin: [i40.tinypic.com image 640x464]
/yes, the one on the right is hot...and chaz's girlfriend

Not any more. Apparently she's a lesbian and he's now......well, I can't see why nobody saw that break-up coming.

Submitted First With a Better Headline: Thisbymaster: Most real lesbians I have
seen are fugly.

I hate this line of thinking. It makes it sound like there is something special or different about lesbians. Most people are rather unattractive. And I will say that I have a friend who is gay, and she is extremely attractive. And her girlfriend is one of the most drop-dead gorgeous people I've ever met in my life. They're a very handsome couple, but people assume that they're straight because they take care of their hair and dress nicely.

On topic: I'm always put off by this sort of message. I understand the need to feel empowered and to raise yourself up. I have no problem with that. But it's so exclusive that it comes back around to being no better than the messages homophobes like to send (even if the intention is better). 'All the cool girls are straight' would - rightfully - get an offended reaction out of the LGBT community. But somehow because the group being disregarded is the majority, it's okay.

Empower yourselves, but not at the expense of others.

pretty much all that needs to be said in a thread like this.

Car_Ramrod: On the committee, the debate continued, with one member wondering whether the student would be allowed to wear an "I love God" T-shirt.

Yes, yes they would. The ACLU has actively defended the rights of students to express their religion in any way they want. A problem only occurs when the school, including teachers, gets in on the act. I can't believe people still don't understand this.

Well then, there you are.

Grables'Daughter

I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Only if you're good looking...
*looks at profile*
yeah, you're cool

Andrew Wiggin: [crazymoviepeople.com image 475x265]

Yeah.... no. I'm way older than that guy for one, for two even younger college girls make me want to bust my eardrums with a chopstick. Maybe with a ball gag it could work, but then I don't get any head....

/express elevator

Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Nope. It just adds to your already coolness. And I think there may be a point where you cut that "curious" part off the "bi".

j__z: Grables'Daughter

I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Only if you're good looking...
*looks at profile*
yeah, you're cool

Yay!

/claps like a stupid little schoolgirl

EvilEgg: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Well, you were cool before. And not just because you are a dick teasing attention whore. At least you are an interesting dick teasing attention whore.

Thanks?

: )

Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Plenty of things make you cool, but I'm not supposed to talk about them.

Another Pretentious Nickname: It should be, "All Cool Girls Are Bi in College".

I Like Bread: As a person who didn't go to college, I reject this sentiment. I support women of all ages being bi-curious.

Maybe this article in the New York Times will help you feel better.

"Study Undercuts View of College as a Place of Same-Sex Experimentation"

"When we look at college degreed women, they were less likely to report same-sex activity than other educational groups. Among men, there's more same sex activity among higher educated men. And for women, the highest level of same-sex activity was reported by those with less education."

Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

If you're bi at all, you're not lesbian. That would be a contradiction.

That said, I'm rather surprised you'd be curious about anything like that at this point. I don't mean that in any derogatory way, but how would you have trouble finding a gal to experiment with? Heck, do it on stage and the crowds will be throwing money!

sounds pretty sapphmoric to discuss this in a highschool.

Andrew Wiggin: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

no. the fact that you send naked pics of yourself makes you cool.

/eip

She does what? How have I not been included in this new trend?

EvilEgg: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Well, you were cool before. And not just because you are a dick teasing attention whore. At least you are an interesting dick teasing attention whore.

There are others, but we don't name names.

/You know who you are. ;)

Andrew Wiggin: ok GD, i didn't send out the signal to see you type text.

But what if I'm posting sexy text?

Okay, here you go:




Mmmmm. Cupcakes.

Joe Blowme: dont like it dont look at it.

Easy enough to say. But you know where they print those messages, right?

Andrew Wiggin: ok GD, i didn't send out the signal to see you type text.

Shouldn't someone actually post the Thudsignal?

My email chiming tells me to switch to phone browsing.

It's 2012.

Does a high school girl who hasn't had some kind of sex with another girl even really exist anymore?

Seems like the internet and 24/7 porn access has helped give rise to an entire generation of teen girls who not only accept as par for the course that having sex with other women is de rigueur, but who are willing to stream it on their webcams.

The shirt's not scandalous, it's redundant.

Hot is the opposite of cool. Stupid lesbians need to learn their thermodynamics.

Andrew Wiggin: Jake Havechek: a little pussy

me too. mine's as big as a house.


Billy stares at you blankly.

Grables'Daughter: Andrew Wiggin: ok GD, i didn't send out the signal to see you type text.

But what if I'm posting sexy text?

Okay, here you go:




Mmmmm. Cupcakes.

I'm just getting over the flu and back on a diet of sorts. Why do you mention cupcakes?

Evil temptress.

Thanks to the pics and GD, I am dying at work. Can't stop looking dammit.

This kind of thread just convinces me kids shouldn't be allowed to wear anything with words or pictures on it to school. No matter what you have on your shirt, it becomes a distraction to somebody and then we waste a bunch of time and taxpayer money to hash it out, get the lawyers involved, yada, yada, yada. Have everybody wear a powder blue, button down oxford and you're done.

But the response to the girl wearing this shirt is that just because none of the guys will ever ask you out doesn't make you a lesbian.

VERY-NSFW (new window) what lesbians are supposed to look like

Okay, here you go Andrew Wiggin:

PNSFW, not nude, also not the same pic I posted last week in the lesbian thread, taken probably five seconds after that one. (new window)

I remember Craig Ferguson joking about how he didn't understand why so many men were obsessed with the idea of having sex with women who weren't interested in them.
From The Onion
Longtime Sexual Fantasy Awkwardly Fulfilled
LEXINGTON, KY-The longtime sexual fantasy of Andrew Marcone was awkwardly fulfilled Saturday, when the local record-store clerk participated in a clumsy, embarrassing menage a trois with girlfriend Karen Wagner and her roommate Shelley Peelen. "Well, I finally did it, for what it's worth," said Marcone, 27, following the long-dreamed-of sexual encounter, six minutes into which he ejaculated. "So much for wondering what it would be like, I guess." After achieving orgasm, Marcone spent the next half hour "trying not to get in the way" of his companions.

Or how I heard through the grapevine that guy who was living with a girl I had the hots for in high school got her to go for a three way. Which made her discover that she liked girls better than guys, and left him for another woman. No thanks. I want a woman who wants a man.

Andrew Wiggin: Grables'Daughter: Andrew Wiggin: ok GD, i didn't send out the signal to see you type text.

But what if I'm posting sexy text?

Okay, here you go:

[29.media.tumblr.com image 400x320]


Mmmmm. Cupcakes.

i would love to know see what she's doing with that right hand.

and perhaps you should post a pic of a girl you'd be bi-curious with? like a certain silver bikini girl?



Oh baby, I would TOTALLY be bi-curious with Silver Bikini Girl.

/posted for reference purposes

ChubbyTiger: Andrew Wiggin: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

no. the fact that you send naked pics of yourself makes you cool.

/eip

She does what? How have I not been included in this new trend?

Huh?!?!??

Who sends out pictures?

What?!!?!?

: )

NSFW (new window)

there's no lesbians
like robo lesbians
there's no lesbians I know...

Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

WARNING -- WARNING


This thread has become highly unstable. Dangerous levels of EIP detected in the main reactor.

Please seal ALL main exits and follow the proscribed contingency plans. Containment of this thread explosion is the duty of all staff.

Non-critical employees may evacuate to a safe distance and take cover. Follow the map directions posted in your area to find the nearest available route.

NSFW-ISH (new window)

dragonchild: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.
...
That said, I'm rather surprised you'd be curious about anything like that at this point. I don't mean that in any derogatory way, but how would you have trouble finding a gal to experiment with? Heck, do it on stage and the crowds will be throwing money!

Yeah, and if you post videos, Rush will pay for your birth control pills. Oh, wait...

Don't think she should be forced to cover up the shirt, but this quote made my head hurt:

"The dress code, according to the chair, prohibits wearing clothing that depicts weapons, drugs or alcohol, or anything considered disruptive but it does not specify gender issues."

...that's what the "or anything considered disruptive" part is for, moron.

Again, I doubt this was a disruptive T-shirt, but that statement is pretty stupid.

I tend to find just about all "All X are X" scenario to be lame, so I'm gonna side with the only scenario that I agree with.:

Mugato: I'm offended by that too. "All Cool Girls Are Bi". That would be appropriate.

Simply because it shows a open mind about both sides of the equation and everyone wins.

BTW,

Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Congratulation, you've completely derailed this thread (as in won an internets) and most Farkers are probably having trouble finishing their posts thanks to you.

Me... I refuse to believe anything of this sort of thing without photographic evidence.

well i know where i'm going to be posting all afternoon. work, work, work...

Andrew Wiggin: fknra: NSFW-ISH (new window)

great pics. if you were in a wheelchair, i'd sponsor you.

um...... lol

Since it looks like it's going that way, I'll get this in (relatively) early.

Farkers, thank your Farkettes. Show your appreciation for their generosity; keep it civilized. Some of them put a lot of effort into what they do.



Also, Bi-IE?

Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Sorry. The only cool chicks are the ones who help me clean my apartment and then blow me till I'm comatose.

But you'll have to wait your turn. Again, sorry.

I'm offended by this..
..shiatty article:

Ctrl+F "Kennedy":

Kennedy told the Daily Item that..

Kennedy said the student..

Kennedy, who the fark is Kennedy?

dragonchild: If you're bi at all, you're not lesbian. That would be a contradiction.!

That's only one way of looking at bisexuality. A lot of bisexuals consider ourselves to be both gay and straight at the same time. Other bisexuals see themselves as neither heterosexual nor homosexual. It's not something bisexuals agree on, and even if you were bisexual yourself, that wouldn't give you the right to speak for all bisexuals everywhere.

Since we're on the topic, two more misconceptions about bisexuality:

1) Bisexuality doesn't exist, or is a way-station between homosexuality and heterosexuality, or is a temporary phase. True for some, but most bisexuals are bisexuals their entire lives. Sexual orientation is fixed for most people, but changes for others. It seems to be more the case for women to find their orientation changing over time.

2) Bisexuals will cheat on their partners because they need to have sex both with men and women. A bisexual may -want- to have sex with both men and women in the same week, but she doesn't -need- to anymore than a heterosexual man who likes both blonds and redheads -needs- to cheat on his blonde girlfriend because he sees a hot redhead.

Myths and Realities of Bisexuality
http://www.uhs.uga.edu/sexualhealth/LGBT/bisexual_myths.html

Top Myths About Bisexual Men
http://gaylife.about.com/od/bisexual/a/biman.htm

imfallen_angel: I tend to find just about all "All X are X" scenario to be lame, so I'm gonna side with the only scenario that I agree with.:

Mugato: I'm offended by that too. "All Cool Girls Are Bi". That would be appropriate.

Simply because it shows a open mind about both sides of the equation and everyone wins.

BTW,

Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Congratulation, you've completely derailed this thread (as in won an internets) and most Farkers are probably having trouble finishing their posts thanks to you.

Me... I refuse to believe anything of this sort of thing without photographic evidence.

See my linked pic above for evidence.

: )

fknra: Andrew Wiggin: fknra: NSFW-ISH (new window)

great pics. if you were in a wheelchair, i'd sponsor you.

um...... lol


wheelchair (possibly) lesbians

Well duh that's why all the cool girls never went out with me.

fknra: Andrew Wiggin: fknra: NSFW-ISH (new window)

great pics. if you were in a wheelchair, i'd sponsor you.

um...... lol

My sponsorship's up in three days.

/just sayin'

Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

LOL!

Pics or it didn't happen!

BIE?

I would gladly trade my superior upper body strength, muscle and bone density, and stable emotional state for the opportunity to smell like candy and grind my pussy against another womans pussy.

I will never have my deepest desire fulfilled.

Forever a bone.

NSFW (new window)

I have no problem with the shirt if the back says,

"BUT THE REALLY COOL ONES WILL LET YOU WATCH".

The One True TheDavid: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Sorry. The only cool chicks are the ones who help me clean my apartment and then blow me till I'm comatose.

I would only be willing to do one of those things.

Grables'Daughter: The One True TheDavid: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Sorry. The only cool chicks are the ones who help me clean my apartment and then blow me till I'm comatose.

I would only be willing to do one of those things.

but does he get to pick which one?

probably NSFW (new window)

Isn't this a biological truth? They use cold hard plastic instead of warm fleshy bits. Wouldn't that make them more cool than hot?

REAL CITIZENS CONTRIBUTE...

NSFW (new window)

I too am skeptical about GD's level of coolness. Would definitely need photographic evidence, perhaps via the email address found in my profile. ;u)

/I keed...but seriously, eip

ciberido: cryinoutloud: Can we now look forward to 14-year old fake lesbians making out in the school cafeteria?

[www.explosm.net image 555x409]
You might have gone to the wrong cafeteria.

My friend's son's school friend is already ahead of you. She is 14.

Andrew Wiggin: The One True TheDavid: Sorry. The only cool chicks are the ones who help me clean my apartment and then blow me till I'm comatose.

here you go (new window)

She's in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. That's almost 500 miles away. I could afford her rates (for cleaning anyway) but she'd probably want me to chip in for her traveling expenses too. Dammit.

Not a bookmark.

fknra: Grables'Daughter: The One True TheDavid: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Sorry. The only cool chicks are the ones who help me clean my apartment and then blow me till I'm comatose.

I would only be willing to do one of those things.

but does he get to pick which one?

I, for one, am great at getting head...

/tho one should never underestimate the value of a very clean house...

fknra: Grables'Daughter: The One True TheDavid: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Sorry. The only cool chicks are the ones who help me clean my apartment and then blow me till I'm comatose.

I would only be willing to do one of those things.

but does he get to pick which one?

hint...it aint cleaning the apartment

TheMidnightRadio: I too am skeptical about GD's level of coolness. Would definitely need photographic evidence, perhaps via the email address found in my profile. ;u)

/I keed...but seriously, eip

YHM.

Grables'Daughter: Okay, here you go Andrew Wiggin:

PNSFW, not nude, also not the same pic I posted last week in the lesbian thread, taken probably five seconds after that one. (new window)

I heart GD so gd much!

I got the signal. I brought my attention and a stiffy.

Hello GD and TMB

fknra: Grables'Daughter: The One True TheDavid: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Sorry. The only cool chicks are the ones who help me clean my apartment and then blow me till I'm comatose.

I would only be willing to do one of those things.

but does he get to pick which one?

Well, put it this way: I don't have much problem getting motivated to get myself off, especially after a thread like this.

But my one room plus bathroom apartment has needed attention for months.

But then of course I'd be willing to leave home to be fellated...

I'm an ugly guy with a trashed-up apartment.

Flip a coin.

Why is the Wisconsin Gazette writing about the goings on in Lynn, MA?

Thudfark: I got the signal. I brought my attention and a stiffy.

Hello GD and TMB

/waves at Thudfark

Am I the only one that sees one of these "hot lesbian" images and thinks "too much work"?

Grables'Daughter: Thudfark: I got the signal. I brought my attention and a stiffy.

Hello GD and TMB

/waves at Thudfark

Waves something back

Andrew Wiggin: DirkTheDaring: [i56.tinypic.com image 480x640]

silly girls forgot step 1 in taking a shower: remove clothing

That doesn't have to be step one.

The One True TheDavid: fknra: Grables'Daughter: The One True TheDavid: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Sorry. The only cool chicks are the ones who help me clean my apartment and then blow me till I'm comatose.

I would only be willing to do one of those things.

but does he get to pick which one?

Well, put it this way: I don't have much problem getting motivated to get myself off, especially after a thread like this.

But my one room plus bathroom apartment has needed attention for months.

But then of course I'd be willing to leave home to be fellated...

I'm an ugly guy with a trashed-up apartment.

Flip a coin.

Okay, so I flipped a coin.

Now what?

I forgot to say, EIP.

my inbox (almost) always welcomes B

NSFW (new window)

It was all a big mistake. When they ordered the shirts, they told the manufacturer to write "All the cool girls are THESPIANS."

Grables'Daughter: The One True TheDavid: fknra: Grables'Daughter: The One True TheDavid: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Sorry. The only cool chicks are the ones who help me clean my apartment and then blow me till I'm comatose.

I would only be willing to do one of those things.

but does he get to pick which one?

Well, put it this way: I don't have much problem getting motivated to get myself off, especially after a thread like this.

But my one room plus bathroom apartment has needed attention for months.

But then of course I'd be willing to leave home to be fellated...

I'm an ugly guy with a trashed-up apartment.

Flip a coin.

Okay, so I flipped a coin.

Now what?

Throw it at him, hand him a broom and tell him to get off his ass and find a job.

Wait, that skipped about 30 years of marriage.

ciberido: A lot of bisexuals consider ourselves to be both gay and straight at the same time. Other bisexuals see themselves as neither heterosexual nor homosexual. It's not something bisexuals agree on, and even if you were bisexual yourself, that wouldn't give you the right to speak for all bisexuals everywhere.

I don't profess to speak for anyone, but not even bisexuals get to choose what words mean. When I call myself a "nerd" I'm not using some speshul snowflake definition; I'm using the word in a way that others will understand what I mean. Just because I'm a nerd doesn't mean I get to choose what the word means. Language is for communication, not self-expression. Claiming to be an oxymoron isn't "deep" unless you're being deliberately ironic, so a contradiction when describing yourself is a failure to use language properly.

doczoidberg: HailRobonia: barneyfifesbullet: Does this officially kick off the 2012 Lesbian At The Prom season?

Lesbians At The Prom is a great band name.

This.

I also nominate "Teenage Lesbians."

I think you mean Tatu...

NSFW (new window) what a lesbian shower could look like

dragonchild: ciberido: A lot of bisexuals consider ourselves to be both gay and straight at the same time. Other bisexuals see themselves as neither heterosexual nor homosexual. It's not something bisexuals agree on, and even if you were bisexual yourself, that wouldn't give you the right to speak for all bisexuals everywhere.

I don't profess to speak for anyone, but not even bisexuals get to choose what words mean. When I call myself a "nerd" I'm not using some speshul snowflake definition; I'm using the word in a way that others will understand what I mean. Just because I'm a nerd doesn't mean I get to choose what the word means. Language is for communication, not self-expression. Claiming to be an oxymoron isn't "deep" unless you're being deliberately ironic, so a contradiction when describing yourself is a failure to use language properly.

We can agree to disagree, because I'm still going to use the words "you worthless piece of rancid double digested dogshiat vomit" as a gentle, welcoming phrase to people on the street and remain startled and upset when I am not greeted with a hug and affection.

ph0rk: Am I the only one that sees one of these "hot lesbian" images and thinks "too much work"?

Yes, I think so.

The Voice of Doom: Kennedy

I'm with you on that. Was it one of those Mass. Kennedys? I need to know. School Resource Officer Johnson wants to know too, so he'll know who needs watchin'.

PsiChick: doczoidberg: HailRobonia: barneyfifesbullet: Does this officially kick off the 2012 Lesbian At The Prom season?

Lesbians At The Prom is a great band name.

This.

I also nominate "Teenage Lesbians."

I think you mean Tatu...



Here you go. A collection of Tatu kisses. (new window)

ChubbyTiger: ph0rk: Am I the only one that sees one of these "hot lesbian" images and thinks "too much work"?

Yes, I think so.

Then you haven't met enough teenaged "lesbians".

/attention whores are always too much work

The Mind Boggles: Thudfark: I got the signal. I brought my attention and a stiffy.

Hello GD and TMB

Thud! How ya been?

T-shirty. You?

/Check your mail once in a while

ph0rk: ChubbyTiger: ph0rk: Am I the only one that sees one of these "hot lesbian" images and thinks "too much work"?

Yes, I think so.

Then you haven't met enough teenaged "lesbians".

/attention whores are always too much work

How am I work at all?

This sounds like a great way to get teenagers interested in debate.

NSFW (new window)
NSFW (new window)
NSFW-ish (new window)
NSFW-ish (new window)

All the gays and lesbians I've ever met were annoying and snobby, and they had this faux-intellectual demeanor. Jesus, I can't stand that shiat.

Thudfark: T-shirty.

How's that going?

/I owe you some pictures

Men often like lesbian porn, because we just don't want to see a naked guy when were on the fap.

GD, as if you really need more affirmation; are already a certified goddess.

Meh. I've met stupid lesbians and cool lesbians. They're like everyone else except they like fish tacos more.

/tacos rule

EdNortonsTwin: Men often like lesbian porn, because we just don't want to see a naked guy when were on the fap.

GD, as if you really need more affirmation; are already a certified goddess.

What did I do?

; )

Grables'Daughter: ph0rk: ChubbyTiger: ph0rk: Am I the only one that sees one of these "hot lesbian" images and thinks "too much work"?

Yes, I think so.

Then you haven't met enough teenaged "lesbians".

/attention whores are always too much work

How am I work at all?

Beats me, but I'd put in some effort to see.

The Mind Boggles: [frenhu.com image 640x423]

sir, you are a sir. you have done your service and then some. I award you +2 internets and good day.

Andrew Wiggin: Grables'Daughter: ph0rk: ChubbyTiger: ph0rk: Am I the only one that sees one of these "hot lesbian" images and thinks "too much work"?

Yes, I think so.

Then you haven't met enough teenaged "lesbians".

/attention whores are always too much work

How am I work at all?

constantly having to right click -> save.

Wakka wakka!

The Voice of Doom: Kennedy

Same complaint. The BBC did the same thing in the Digital Playground thread, though they did explain at the bottom of the article.

I think Kennedy is now working for the ACLU. (Hint, she wouldn't, she's red like Rush Limbaugh's hemorrhoids)

Grables'Daughter: Thudfark: T-shirty.

How's that going?

/I owe you some pictures

Giggity.

Swelling. I mean it's going swell. Got some Vegas designs up on the store. Available for one and all to purchase.

The Mind Boggles: [frenhu.com image 640x423]

Ö_Ö

The Mind Boggles: thecpt: The Mind Boggles: [frenhu.com image 640x423]

sir, you are a sir. you have done your service and then some. I award you +2 internets and good day.

uh, i'm a ma'am actually, but i catch your drift. glad you enjoy. i rather enjoy making Farker's pants tight.

You are certainly doing an excellent job at that. Your contributions are appreciated.

geekbikerskum: My GED in law tells me that unless the school can make a case that the shirt was disruptive to the educational environment, or otherwise constituted some kind of "hate speech", then this falls squarely under Tinker v. Des Moines and the school district should STFU.

With the current climate, what are the chances that Tinker will be gutted?

RobSeace: a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.

Ok, then...

Grables'Daughter: Thudfark: T-shirty.

How's that going?

/I owe you some pictures

I want some pics.

/off to your wishlist or PayPal. ;)

Andrew Wiggin: PsiChick: doczoidberg: HailRobonia: barneyfifesbullet: Does this officially kick off the 2012 Lesbian At The Prom season?

Lesbians At The Prom is a great band name.

This.

I also nominate "Teenage Lesbians."

I think you mean Tatu...

*waves at psichick*

*waves back*

Grables'Daughter: PsiChick: doczoidberg: HailRobonia: barneyfifesbullet:
Here you go. A collection of Tatu kisses. (new window)

...Why oh why did I have to be at school now?

All the young girls love Alice....


All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice it's my turn today

All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
If I give you my number
Will you promise to call me
Wait 'til my husband's away

The Mind Boggles: Andrew Wiggin: thecpt: The Mind Boggles: [frenhu.com image 640x423]

sir, you are a sir. you have done your service and then some. I award you +2 internets and good day.

did you just call tmb a sir?

/no boobies for you

thank you Andrew!

My apologies, could not tell from your profile. (Walking away shamefully still looking at the pics.)

Andrew Wiggin: thecpt: The Mind Boggles: [frenhu.com image 640x423]

sir, you are a sir. you have done your service and then some. I award you +2 internets and good day.

did you just call tmb a sir?

/no boobies for you

Is that all it takes?

The Mind Boggles: thecpt: The Mind Boggles: [frenhu.com image 640x423]

sir, you are a sir. you have done your service and then some. I award you +2 internets and good day.

uh, i'm a ma'am actually, but i catch your drift. glad you enjoy. i rather enjoy making Farker's pants tight.

How you doin', ma'am?

thecpt: The Mind Boggles: Andrew Wiggin: thecpt: The Mind Boggles: [frenhu.com image 640x423]

sir, you are a sir. you have done your service and then some. I award you +2 internets and good day.

did you just call tmb a sir?

/no boobies for you

thank you Andrew!

My apologies, could not tell from your profile. (Walking away shamefully still looking at the pics.)

just claim military... everyone is a "Sir"

This entire tread needs to be flagged NSFW!

Fark the little biatch and announce that starting next month SCHOOL UNIFORMS must be worn to school. Thanks to the girl that wore the offensive T shirt to fark it up for everyone.

The Mind Boggles: thecpt: The Mind Boggles: Andrew Wiggin: thecpt: The Mind Boggles: [frenhu.com image 640x423]

sir, you are a sir. you have done your service and then some. I award you +2 internets and good day.

did you just call tmb a sir?

/no boobies for you

thank you Andrew!

My apologies, could not tell from your profile. (Walking away shamefully still looking at the pics.)

huh, i'll have to work on that.

DirkTheDaring: [i41.tinypic.com image 491x704]

good to see you Dirk, how ya been?

Attributable cleavage shots are the only way to be sure. So I've been told. Not that it's in my interest.

Then again anyone who knows my harness will be able to ID me from my profile. Most of the rest of the Internet, probably not.