Grables'Daughter: thecpt: MrStench: Grables'Daughter: fknra: Andrew Wiggin: fknra: NSFW-ISH (new window)

great pics. if you were in a wheelchair, i'd sponsor you.

um...... lol

My sponsorship's up in three days.

/just sayin'

You can have my gift subscriptions. I just can't give them to you until you're a non-Total Farker. I have to say I'm curious about the mythical BIE, though. (My E is really IP, I promise.)

what is BIE? I keep seeing that in profiles and I have to be the a**hole and ask.

/sigh

Well, okay, here's the deal.

SOME Farkettes are stupid enough to send out naked pictures of themselves.

Can you imagine?

No, sadly I cannot. First off, internet and stranger danger. Second, what the hell is the bargaining tool?

Grables'Daughter:
And my GF / part-time photographer is putting a photo studio in her apartment, which will make taking photo sets MUCH easier.

Will there be a section for spectators?

/One ticket for the window seat, please.

oh dear god NSFW or kittens (new window)

macsenwledig: Grables'Daughter: thecpt: MrStench: Grables'Daughter: fknra: Andrew Wiggin: fknra: NSFW-ISH (new window)

great pics. if you were in a wheelchair, i'd sponsor you.

um...... lol

My sponsorship's up in three days.

/just sayin'

You can have my gift subscriptions. I just can't give them to you until you're a non-Total Farker. I have to say I'm curious about the mythical BIE, though. (My E is really IP, I promise.)

what is BIE? I keep seeing that in profiles and I have to be the a**hole and ask.

/sigh

Well, okay, here's the deal.

SOME Farkettes are stupid enough to send out naked pictures of themselves.

Can you imagine?

Oh I can soooooooo imagine ;-)
Soooooo wish I didn't have to!

Eip!

YHM.

Contributing a hot lesbian clip (PNSFW, New window)

Grables'Daughter: Okay, here you go Andrew Wiggin:

PNSFW, not nude, also not the same pic I posted last week in the lesbian thread, taken probably five seconds after that one. (new window)

I think I just swallowed my tongue.

As I told you before, you are truly doing the lord's work.


\don't want to be greedy
\\with great power comes great responsibility
\\ SHA - _bie -ZAM

Grables-

Just remembered I owe you a wishlist item. Anything in particular? I'm gonna fix that now.

Grables'Daughter: macsenwledig: Grables'Daughter: thecpt: MrStench: Grables'Daughter: fknra: Andrew Wiggin: fknra: NSFW-ISH (new window)


SOME Farkettes are stupid enough to send out naked pictures of themselves.

Can you imagine?

Oh I can soooooooo imagine ;-)
Soooooo wish I didn't have to!

Eip!

YHM.

Wait thats all it takes???? Ummmm.... Me next??

The Mind Boggles:

I give you a nod ;)

Jim Gordon: Grables-

Just remembered I owe you a wishlist item. Anything in particular? I'm gonna fix that now.

Jim Gordon-

Just remembered that I love you. Anything in particular? I'll leave that up to you, baby!

/and you KNOW I will reciprocate

: )

Merkin Ball: The Mind Boggles:

I give you a nod ;)

Can I have a wink, then?

Lovely GD. You made my bad day brighter.

Grables'Daughter: Jim Gordon: Grables-

Just remembered I owe you a wishlist item. Anything in particular? I'm gonna fix that now.

Jim Gordon-

Just remembered that I love you. Anything in particular? I'll leave that up to you, baby!

/and you KNOW I will reciprocate

: )

JUST remembered? Awwww. I need to step up my adoration if you forgot. ;)

I know you will sweetie. That's one of the reasons I love you right back.

Link (new window)

NSFW

amazing what girls can do...

nsfw (new window)

jimmythrust: Link (new window)

NSFW

amazing what girls can do...

more fun with a tongue

Grables'Daughter: macsenwledig: Grables'Daughter: thecpt: MrStench: Grables'Daughter: fknra: Andrew Wiggin: fknra: NSFW-ISH (new window)

great pics. if you were in a wheelchair, i'd sponsor you.

um...... lol

My sponsorship's up in three days.

/just sayin'

You can have my gift subscriptions. I just can't give them to you until you're a non-Total Farker. I have to say I'm curious about the mythical BIE, though. (My E is really IP, I promise.)

what is BIE? I keep seeing that in profiles and I have to be the a**hole and ask.

/sigh

Well, okay, here's the deal.

SOME Farkettes are stupid enough to send out naked pictures of themselves.

Can you imagine?

Oh I can soooooooo imagine ;-)
Soooooo wish I didn't have to!

Eip!

YHM.

A little something in your In-box GD...many thanks!

fknra: jimmythrust: Link (new window)

NSFW

amazing what girls can do...

more fun with a tongue

well, yeah--but that could take awhile to find on that site

I'll be in my bunk.

Grables'Daughter: ph0rk: ChubbyTiger: ph0rk: Am I the only one that sees one of these "hot lesbian" images and thinks "too much work"?

Yes, I think so.

Then you haven't met enough teenaged "lesbians".

/attention whores are always too much work

How am I work at all?

Probably because you're a real woman.

Too late for eip?

lesbians give the best head, their tongues are strong.

in my younger days i was victim to a predatory lesbian a couple times.

she had a live in girlfriend, and was cute in a long haired butch polynesian kinda way.

and about every 4 months she would get an itch for something the girlfriend didn't have

and the next day she was back to normal

moral of the story: sometimes asking a lesbian for advice in how to please women is soooooo worth it.

Grables'Daughter: It's not difficult.

: )

Pretty much anyone that buys me something off of my wishlist OR (preferred) buys me an Amazon gift card.

YHM

Not enough attractive men to have sex with so women turn to lesbianism. I wish I was attractive.
But my brain is too chattersome. So I have to abuse drugs to make me calm down and feel better about not ever going to be able to have sex. Ever. Unless it's with someone under the influence of drugz..

At least they finally got to the core message of alternate lifestyle liberation. It's like 7th grade lunch table cred.

sigh, damn. back in a bit, got bored.

HailRobonia: I thought all the cool girls were Eskimos.

Happy b-day Dirk.

That being said, its reminder time:

I have a list. It's a fun list and if you are looking at this thread you most likely want on. EIP to be added to the list.

I always show up late to these things. BIE? EIP.

That the school was open to debate the topic puts it somewhat ahead of the curve, I suspect. I differ from the opinion of the vice principal, but we could discuss it.

Sweet Zombi Jesus: I always show up late to these things. BIE? EIP.

If only there was some way to be notified about these things..

SearchN: Happy b-day Dirk.

That being said, its reminder time:

I have a list. It's a fun list and if you are looking at this thread you most likely want on. EIP to be added to the list.

Eip ;-)

SearchN: Happy b-day Dirk.

That being said, its reminder time:

I have a list. It's a fun list and if you are looking at this thread you most likely want on. EIP to be added to the list.

i am on said list. and when the alert goes out for threads like these that need some extra TLC i heed its call

/freakin unpaid internship is what it is....
//oh how laborious it is, my gift to humanity

nsfw (new window)

KrispyKritter: cig-mkr: Fark the little biatch and announce that starting next month SCHOOL UNIFORMS must be worn to school. Thanks to the girl that wore the offensive T shirt to fark it up for everyone.

catholic school girl uniforms. line forms to the right.

----

of the millions of women who won't fark me, lesbians are the icing on the cake.

SearchN: Happy b-day Dirk.

That being said, its reminder time:

I have a list. It's a fun list and if you are looking at this thread you most likely want on. EIP to be added to the list.

I have EIP I clearly don't want to miss the party again.

I want to throw my EIP into the hat here. I just got my first BIE from a lurker who doesn't even post. There is hope out there.

macsenwledig: SearchN: Happy b-day Dirk.

That being said, its reminder time:

I have a list. It's a fun list and if you are looking at this thread you most likely want on. EIP to be added to the list.

Eip ;-)

Sure thing. Added.