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(Wisconsin Gazette)   'All the cool girls are lesbians' T-shirts prompts debate in Mass. high school   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 643
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2012-03-12 02:35:06 PM  
 
2012-03-12 02:35:21 PM  
I remember Craig Ferguson joking about how he didn't understand why so many men were obsessed with the idea of having sex with women who weren't interested in them.
From The Onion
Longtime Sexual Fantasy Awkwardly Fulfilled
LEXINGTON, KY-The longtime sexual fantasy of Andrew Marcone was awkwardly fulfilled Saturday, when the local record-store clerk participated in a clumsy, embarrassing menage a trois with girlfriend Karen Wagner and her roommate Shelley Peelen. "Well, I finally did it, for what it's worth," said Marcone, 27, following the long-dreamed-of sexual encounter, six minutes into which he ejaculated. "So much for wondering what it would be like, I guess." After achieving orgasm, Marcone spent the next half hour "trying not to get in the way" of his companions.

Or how I heard through the grapevine that guy who was living with a girl I had the hots for in high school got her to go for a three way. Which made her discover that she liked girls better than guys, and left him for another woman. No thanks. I want a woman who wants a man.
 
2012-03-12 02:35:29 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: The Mind Boggles: [cdn.buzznet.com image 300x300]

thank you for the contributions, m'lady.


thank you good sir. sweet talk like that will get you anything.
 
2012-03-12 02:36:10 PM  
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-12 02:36:30 PM  
images.kaneva.com
 
2012-03-12 02:36:34 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: Grables'Daughter: Andrew Wiggin: ok GD, i didn't send out the signal to see you type text.

But what if I'm posting sexy text?

Okay, here you go:

[29.media.tumblr.com image 400x320]


Mmmmm. Cupcakes.

i would love to know see what she's doing with that right hand.

and perhaps you should post a pic of a girl you'd be bi-curious with? like a certain silver bikini girl?


ninjamonkey.us

Oh baby, I would TOTALLY be bi-curious with Silver Bikini Girl.

/posted for reference purposes
 
2012-03-12 02:37:28 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, here you go Andrew Wiggin:

PNSFW, not nude, also not the same pic I posted last week in the lesbian thread, taken probably five seconds after that one. (new window)


aren't you a daisy.
 
2012-03-12 02:37:37 PM  
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-12 02:37:43 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Andrew Wiggin: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

no. the fact that you send naked pics of yourself makes you cool.

/eip

She does what? How have I not been included in this new trend?


Huh?!?!??

Who sends out pictures?

What?!!?!?

: )
 
2012-03-12 02:38:58 PM  
NSFW (new window)
 
2012-03-12 02:39:28 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Andrew Wiggin: Grables'Daughter: Andrew Wiggin: ok GD, i didn't send out the signal to see you type text.

But what if I'm posting sexy text?

Okay, here you go:

[29.media.tumblr.com image 400x320]


Mmmmm. Cupcakes.

i would love to know see what she's doing with that right hand.

and perhaps you should post a pic of a girl you'd be bi-curious with? like a certain silver bikini girl?

[ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Oh baby, I would TOTALLY be bi-curious with Silver Bikini Girl.

/posted for reference purposes


and i would gladly pay admission.

/i never get tired of looking at her, dayum
 
2012-03-12 02:39:44 PM  
i40.tinypic.com

/photobucket is seriously pissing me off today
 
2012-03-12 02:40:51 PM  
there's no lesbians
like robo lesbians
there's no lesbians I know...

unit.bjork.com
 
2012-03-12 02:41:46 PM  

Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?


WARNING -- WARNING


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2012-03-12 02:42:05 PM  
there may be a nipple there (new window, pnsfw)
 
2012-03-12 02:42:36 PM  
NSFW-ISH (new window)
 
2012-03-12 02:43:03 PM  
content2.myyearbook.com
 
2012-03-12 02:43:26 PM  

dragonchild: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.
...
That said, I'm rather surprised you'd be curious about anything like that at this point. I don't mean that in any derogatory way, but how would you have trouble finding a gal to experiment with? Heck, do it on stage and the crowds will be throwing money!


Yeah, and if you post videos, Rush will pay for your birth control pills. Oh, wait...
 
2012-03-12 02:43:31 PM  
Don't think she should be forced to cover up the shirt, but this quote made my head hurt:

"The dress code, according to the chair, prohibits wearing clothing that depicts weapons, drugs or alcohol, or anything considered disruptive but it does not specify gender issues."

...that's what the "or anything considered disruptive" part is for, moron.

Again, I doubt this was a disruptive T-shirt, but that statement is pretty stupid.
 
2012-03-12 02:44:00 PM  
27.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-12 02:44:01 PM  

fknra: NSFW-ISH (new window)


great pics. if you were in a wheelchair, i'd sponsor you.
 
2012-03-12 02:44:23 PM  
I tend to find just about all "All X are X" scenario to be lame, so I'm gonna side with the only scenario that I agree with.:

Mugato: I'm offended by that too. "All Cool Girls Are Bi". That would be appropriate.


Simply because it shows a open mind about both sides of the equation and everyone wins.

BTW,

Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?


Congratulation, you've completely derailed this thread (as in won an internets) and most Farkers are probably having trouble finishing their posts thanks to you.

Me... I refuse to believe anything of this sort of thing without photographic evidence.
 
2012-03-12 02:47:59 PM  
well i know where i'm going to be posting all afternoon. work, work, work...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-12 02:48:41 PM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-12 02:49:03 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: fknra: NSFW-ISH (new window)

great pics. if you were in a wheelchair, i'd sponsor you.


um...... lol
 
2012-03-12 02:49:37 PM  
Since it looks like it's going that way, I'll get this in (relatively) early.

Farkers, thank your Farkettes. Show your appreciation for their generosity; keep it civilized. Some of them put a lot of effort into what they do.

petchonka.com

Also, Bi-IE?
 
2012-03-12 02:49:43 PM  
farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2012-03-12 02:49:53 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, here you go Andrew Wiggin:

PNSFW, not nude, also not the same pic I posted last week in the lesbian thread, taken probably five seconds after that one. (new window)


NOM
 
2012-03-12 02:50:39 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-12 02:52:34 PM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-12 02:53:07 PM  

Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?


Sorry. The only cool chicks are the ones who help me clean my apartment and then blow me till I'm comatose.

But you'll have to wait your turn. Again, sorry.
 
2012-03-12 02:53:26 PM  
I'm offended by this..
..shiatty article:

Ctrl+F "Kennedy":

Kennedy told the Daily Item that..

Kennedy said the student..


Kennedy, who the fark is Kennedy?
 
2012-03-12 02:53:35 PM  

dragonchild: If you're bi at all, you're not lesbian. That would be a contradiction.!


That's only one way of looking at bisexuality. A lot of bisexuals consider ourselves to be both gay and straight at the same time. Other bisexuals see themselves as neither heterosexual nor homosexual. It's not something bisexuals agree on, and even if you were bisexual yourself, that wouldn't give you the right to speak for all bisexuals everywhere.

Since we're on the topic, two more misconceptions about bisexuality:

1) Bisexuality doesn't exist, or is a way-station between homosexuality and heterosexuality, or is a temporary phase. True for some, but most bisexuals are bisexuals their entire lives. Sexual orientation is fixed for most people, but changes for others. It seems to be more the case for women to find their orientation changing over time.

2) Bisexuals will cheat on their partners because they need to have sex both with men and women. A bisexual may -want- to have sex with both men and women in the same week, but she doesn't -need- to anymore than a heterosexual man who likes both blonds and redheads -needs- to cheat on his blonde girlfriend because he sees a hot redhead.

Myths and Realities of Bisexuality
http://www.uhs.uga.edu/sexualhealth/LGBT/bisexual_myths.html

Top Myths About Bisexual Men
http://gaylife.about.com/od/bisexual/a/biman.htm
 
2012-03-12 02:53:42 PM  

Repo Man: I remember Craig Ferguson joking about how he didn't understand why so many men were obsessed with the idea of having sex with women who weren't interested in them.
From The Onion
Longtime Sexual Fantasy Awkwardly Fulfilled
LEXINGTON, KY-The longtime sexual fantasy of Andrew Marcone was awkwardly fulfilled Saturday, when the local record-store clerk participated in a clumsy, embarrassing menage a trois with girlfriend Karen Wagner and her roommate Shelley Peelen. "Well, I finally did it, for what it's worth," said Marcone, 27, following the long-dreamed-of sexual encounter, six minutes into which he ejaculated. "So much for wondering what it would be like, I guess." After achieving orgasm, Marcone spent the next half hour "trying not to get in the way" of his companions.

Or how I heard through the grapevine that guy who was living with a girl I had the hots for in high school got her to go for a three way. Which made her discover that she liked girls better than guys, and left him for another woman. No thanks. I want a woman who wants a man.


But that would be totally awesome. Give me seven minutes to blow my load, then I'm off to have a beer and play computer games while they do the hard work.
 
2012-03-12 02:54:18 PM  

imfallen_angel: I tend to find just about all "All X are X" scenario to be lame, so I'm gonna side with the only scenario that I agree with.:

Mugato: I'm offended by that too. "All Cool Girls Are Bi". That would be appropriate.

Simply because it shows a open mind about both sides of the equation and everyone wins.

BTW,

Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Congratulation, you've completely derailed this thread (as in won an internets) and most Farkers are probably having trouble finishing their posts thanks to you.

Me... I refuse to believe anything of this sort of thing without photographic evidence.


See my linked pic above for evidence.

: )
 
2012-03-12 02:54:20 PM  

fknra: Andrew Wiggin: fknra: NSFW-ISH (new window)

great pics. if you were in a wheelchair, i'd sponsor you.

um...... lol



wheelchair (possibly) lesbians
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-03-12 02:54:59 PM  
Well duh that's why all the cool girls never went out with me.
 
2012-03-12 02:55:12 PM  

fknra: Andrew Wiggin: fknra: NSFW-ISH (new window)

great pics. if you were in a wheelchair, i'd sponsor you.

um...... lol


My sponsorship's up in three days.

/just sayin'
 
2012-03-12 02:56:18 PM  

Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?


LOL!

Pics or it didn't happen!

BIE?
 
2012-03-12 02:56:19 PM  
is it getting hot in here? (pnsfw, new window)
 
2012-03-12 02:57:05 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Sorry. The only cool chicks are the ones who help me clean my apartment and then blow me till I'm comatose.


here you go (new window)
 
2012-03-12 02:57:33 PM  
I would gladly trade my superior upper body strength, muscle and bone density, and stable emotional state for the opportunity to smell like candy and grind my pussy against another womans pussy.

I will never have my deepest desire fulfilled.

Forever a bone.
 
2012-03-12 02:57:36 PM  
fc08.deviantart.net
 
2012-03-12 02:58:14 PM  
NSFW (new window)

30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-12 02:58:26 PM  
I have no problem with the shirt if the back says,

"BUT THE REALLY COOL ONES WILL LET YOU WATCH".
 
2012-03-12 02:58:43 PM  

fknra: fknra: Andrew Wiggin: fknra: NSFW-ISH (new window)

great pics. if you were in a wheelchair, i'd sponsor you.

um...... lol


wheelchair (possibly) lesbians
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x472]


i wouldn't mind pushing them around.

Grables'Daughter: fknra: Andrew Wiggin: fknra: NSFW-ISH (new window)

great pics. if you were in a wheelchair, i'd sponsor you.

um...... lol

My sponsorship's up in three days.

/just sayin'


awww. i'll be in texas in 3 days. i'm sure someone will pick up the slack though.
 
2012-03-12 02:58:57 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Sorry. The only cool chicks are the ones who help me clean my apartment and then blow me till I'm comatose.


I would only be willing to do one of those things.
 
2012-03-12 03:00:17 PM  
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2012-03-12 03:00:25 PM  
i41.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-12 03:00:56 PM  

Grables'Daughter: The One True TheDavid: Grables'Daughter: I don't know if I am a full-on lesbian, but I am definitely bi-curious.

Does that make me cool?

Sorry. The only cool chicks are the ones who help me clean my apartment and then blow me till I'm comatose.

I would only be willing to do one of those things.


but does he get to pick which one?
 
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