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(Bleacher Report)   The Undertaker *WHAT* is back to *WHAT* confront *WHAT* Shawn Michaels, The Rock will be giving *WHAT* a Rock Concert while John *WHAT* Cena raps. It's *WHAT* WWE Monday Night *WHAT* Raw, 9 PM on US*WHAT*A   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 2070
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2012-03-12 08:07:33 AM  
Wat?
 
2012-03-12 09:36:32 AM  
Whoever Subby is this week, step forward and take a bow.

Nicely played!

/what?
 
2012-03-12 09:47:45 AM  
This concert/rap thing is going to be just as cringeworthy as I'm imagining, isn't it?

Remember when Cena was leaning towards going heel? Good times... good times.
 
2012-03-12 09:55:44 AM  
Bravo subby bravo
 
2012-03-12 10:00:21 AM  
I'm a member of the DYNAMIC INDIVIDUALS COALITION!!

That's right, you heard me, I love DIC!

img.poptower.com
 
2012-03-12 10:01:23 AM  

hobblekitty: I'm a member of the DYNAMIC INDIVIDUALS COALITION!!

That's right, you heard me, I love DIC!


We already knew that. And we damn sure didn't need that mental image of Pi

Damn you hobble (in angry JR voice)
 
2012-03-12 10:07:34 AM  

Dougie AXP: hobblekitty: I'm a member of the DYNAMIC INDIVIDUALS COALITION!!

That's right, you heard me, I love DIC!

We already knew that. And we damn sure didn't need that mental image of Pi

Damn you hobble (in angry JR voice)


jeffpicard.com
 
2012-03-12 10:56:38 AM  
OK so here is the first of the Gredunza Championship Memorial plaques, BECAUSE FARK YOU THAT'S WHY!!

i107.photobucket.com

I started one for 2012 but because the file has to be so large just to see everyone's name, and both Photobucket and Fark insist on re-sizing large images, I don't think it is going to work very well. I am thinking about breaking 2012 down into quarters, just so the file doesn't have to be so big. I may have that tonight.
 
2012-03-12 11:08:18 AM  

hobblekitty: OK so here is the first of the Gredunza Championship Memorial plaques, BECAUSE FARK YOU THAT'S WHY!!

[i107.photobucket.com image 493x640]

I started one for 2012 but because the file has to be so large just to see everyone's name, and both Photobucket and Fark insist on re-sizing large images, I don't think it is going to work very well. I am thinking about breaking 2012 down into quarters, just so the file doesn't have to be so big. I may have that tonight.


Huge props for all the imagery you create for these threads. +1000 internets. :D
 
2012-03-12 11:11:47 AM  

Welcome to a new week, FWC! Here is your NEEEEWWWW RAW Checklist!!
------------------

Weekly RAW Checklist
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)


1) I Said/JFSP mark out for John Cena all night
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "Trending worldwide on Twitter!!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) Somebody pays their air bill
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) #LIMESTATUS
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"**
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) 'ARMBRA!' (requires a visual demonstration - images MUST be linked & marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Mods)
19) YES! YES! YES! YES!
20) FWC member sighting on TV


**Gredunza rules: In case of simulpost, the post marked as 1004 always wins. If gredunza post is botched for any reason, title is vacant until next 1004/2008 post opportunity**
 
2012-03-12 11:17:07 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: OK so here is the first of the Gredunza Championship Memorial plaques, BECAUSE FARK YOU THAT'S WHY!!

[i107.photobucket.com image 493x640]

I started one for 2012 but because the file has to be so large just to see everyone's name, and both Photobucket and Fark insist on re-sizing large images, I don't think it is going to work very well. I am thinking about breaking 2012 down into quarters, just so the file doesn't have to be so big. I may have that tonight.

Huge props for all the imagery you create for these threads. +1000 internets. :D


No problem, it's fun for me. :-) Speaking of which there are a few items awaiting you in your email. :-)
 
2012-03-12 11:21:56 AM  
hobblekitty: Got them, thanks! Awesome stuff!
 
2012-03-12 12:04:01 PM  
Rock singing?

Yes please. (Long version)

Cena rapping?

Thugonomics in action.

What's old is old. I don't care. This should be GOOD.

4.bp.blogspot.com

I am sensing an awesome RAW.

/to think, I was considering skipping Raw to play Mass Effect
 
2012-03-12 12:11:34 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Rock singing?

Yes please. (Long version)

Cena rapping?

Thugonomics in action.

What's old is old. I don't care. This should be GOOD.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x440]

I am sensing an awesome RAW.

/to think, I was considering skipping Raw to play Mass Effect


It ate my Cena link.
 
2012-03-12 12:18:58 PM  
The Rock?

img252.imageshack.us
 
2012-03-12 12:35:13 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: The Rock?

[img252.imageshack.us image 640x496]


Hey, do you have the original of that picture?
 
2012-03-12 12:43:07 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Ctrl-Alt-Del: The Rock?

[img252.imageshack.us image 640x496]

Hey, do you have the original of that picture?


img840.imageshack.us
 
2012-03-12 12:43:50 PM  
yeah, still funny
 
2012-03-12 01:43:50 PM  
Hobble!

:right click save as:
 
2012-03-12 02:07:11 PM  
This just in...

Good Ol' JR says that Subby isn't really a wrestling fan, and is an insecure, attention starved, defiant individual seeking recognition. Also, JR says he's embarrassed for subby, and wants you to but some of JR's BBQ Sauce, BAH GAWD!
 
2012-03-12 02:30:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: This just in...

Good Ol' JR says that Subby isn't really a wrestling fan, and is an insecure, attention starved, defiant individual seeking recognition. Also, JR says he's embarrassed for subby, and wants you to but some of JR's BBQ Sauce, BAH GAWD!


WHAT?!
 
2012-03-12 03:07:04 PM  
The Official fWc List of Gredunza Champions
Becuase Fark you that's why

08/29/11 - Dougie AXP
08/30/11 - Dougie AXP
09/05/11 - FirstNationalBastard
09/12/11 - FirstNationalBastard
09/18/11 - Leader O'Cola
09/19/11 - Master P but not that one
09/26/11 - Teh-Yak
10/02/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
10/03/11 - nyrkah1
10/10/11 - nyrkah1
10/17/11 - Not Eric
10/23/11 - Dougie AXP
10/24/11 - hobblekitty
10/31/11 - HodieTeck
11/07/11 - Eddie T. Head
11/14/11 - silgryphon
11/20/11 - LegacyDL (1004)
11/20/11 - Verbaltoxin (2008)
11/21/11 - Dumb-Ass-Monkey
11/28/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
11/29/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
12/05/11 - Verbaltoxin
12/12/11 - DaFlava737
12/18/11 - Eddie T. Head
12/19/11 - nyrkah1
12/26/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
01/02/12 - silgryphon (1004)
01/02/12 - Ed Becker (2008)
01/09/12 - MagSeven
01/16/12 - No Line For Beer
01/23/12 - silgryphon
01/29/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
01/29/12 - Dougie AXP (2008)
01/30/12 - nyrkah1
02/06/12 - Igor Jakovsky (1004)
02/09/12 - SharkTrager (2008)
02/13/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
02/14/12 - SharkTrager (2008)
02/19/12 - FirstNationalBastard
02/20/12 - Dr J Zoidberg (1004)
02/21/12 - FirstNationalBastard (2008)
02/27/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
03/01/12 - FirstNationalBastard (2008)
03/05/12 - Fisty Bum (1004)
03/06/12 - Title vacated by the office of Zombie Jack Tunney due to the controversial nature of the finish of the bout
03/07/12 - SharkTrager (2008)
 
2012-03-12 03:21:01 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The Official fWc List of Gredunza Champions
Becuase Fark you that's why

08/29/11 - Dougie AXP
08/30/11 - Dougie AXP
09/05/11 - FirstNationalBastard
09/12/11 - FirstNationalBastard
09/18/11 - Leader O'Cola
09/19/11 - Master P but not that one
09/26/11 - Teh-Yak
10/02/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
10/03/11 - nyrkah1
10/10/11 - nyrkah1
10/17/11 - Not Eric
10/23/11 - Dougie AXP
10/24/11 - hobblekitty
10/31/11 - HodieTeck
11/07/11 - Eddie T. Head
11/14/11 - silgryphon
11/20/11 - LegacyDL (1004)
11/20/11 - Verbaltoxin (2008)
11/21/11 - Dumb-Ass-Monkey
11/28/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
11/29/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
12/05/11 - Verbaltoxin
12/12/11 - DaFlava737
12/18/11 - Eddie T. Head
12/19/11 - nyrkah1
12/26/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
01/02/12 - silgryphon (1004)
01/02/12 - Ed Becker (2008)
01/09/12 - MagSeven
01/16/12 - No Line For Beer
01/23/12 - silgryphon
01/29/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
01/29/12 - Dougie AXP (2008)
01/30/12 - nyrkah1
02/06/12 - Igor Jakovsky (1004)
02/09/12 - SharkTrager (2008)
02/13/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
02/14/12 - SharkTrager (2008)
02/19/12 - FirstNationalBastard
02/20/12 - Dr J Zoidberg (1004)
02/21/12 - FirstNationalBastard (2008)
02/27/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
03/01/12 - FirstNationalBastard (2008)
03/05/12 - Fisty Bum (1004)
03/06/12 - Title vacated by the office of Zombie Jack Tunney due to the controversial nature of the finish of the bout
03/07/12 - SharkTrager (2008)


You can tell how the thread has grown in popularity. A 2008 Gredunza was pretty rare in 2011 but by the end of January 2012 it's a weekly occurrence.

/yay fWc! :-D
 
2012-03-12 03:47:55 PM  

hobblekitty: FirstNationalBastard: The Official fWc List of Gredunza Champions
Becuase Fark you that's why

08/29/11 - Dougie AXP
08/30/11 - Dougie AXP
09/05/11 - FirstNationalBastard
09/12/11 - FirstNationalBastard
09/18/11 - Leader O'Cola
09/19/11 - Master P but not that one
09/26/11 - Teh-Yak
10/02/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
10/03/11 - nyrkah1
10/10/11 - nyrkah1
10/17/11 - Not Eric
10/23/11 - Dougie AXP
10/24/11 - hobblekitty
10/31/11 - HodieTeck
11/07/11 - Eddie T. Head
11/14/11 - silgryphon
11/20/11 - LegacyDL (1004)
11/20/11 - Verbaltoxin (2008)
11/21/11 - Dumb-Ass-Monkey
11/28/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
11/29/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
12/05/11 - Verbaltoxin
12/12/11 - DaFlava737
12/18/11 - Eddie T. Head
12/19/11 - nyrkah1
12/26/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
01/02/12 - silgryphon (1004)
01/02/12 - Ed Becker (2008)
01/09/12 - MagSeven
01/16/12 - No Line For Beer
01/23/12 - silgryphon
01/29/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
01/29/12 - Dougie AXP (2008)
01/30/12 - nyrkah1
02/06/12 - Igor Jakovsky (1004)
02/09/12 - SharkTrager (2008)
02/13/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
02/14/12 - SharkTrager (2008)
02/19/12 - FirstNationalBastard
02/20/12 - Dr J Zoidberg (1004)
02/21/12 - FirstNationalBastard (2008)
02/27/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
03/01/12 - FirstNationalBastard (2008)
03/05/12 - Fisty Bum (1004)
03/06/12 - Title vacated by the office of Zombie Jack Tunney due to the controversial nature of the finish of the bout
03/07/12 - SharkTrager (2008)

You can tell how the thread has grown in popularity. A 2008 Gredunza was pretty rare in 2011 but by the end of January 2012 it's a weekly occurrence.

/yay fWc! :-D


The 2008 gredunza is a socialist Marxist fascist front to deprive hardworking fWc members the chance to lift themselves by their bootstraps and secure the 1004 title which is how God intended. And don't get me started on the sekrit Muslim king bowing current champion.

Wait.....
.
.
.
.
.

Fark wrong tab. This is my auto response for the politics tab
 
2012-03-12 03:48:37 PM  
ARMBAR!
 
2012-03-12 03:50:27 PM  

hobblekitty:
You can tell how the thread has grown in popularity. A 2008 Gredunza was pretty rare in 2011 but by the end of January 2012 it's a weekly occurrence.

/yay fWc! :-D


The only one in February that didn't hit 2008 was the Elimination Chamber thread, which was immediately followed by a RAW thread the next night.

/and we all have high hopes for the Wrestlemania thread.
 
2012-03-12 03:53:53 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: hobblekitty:
You can tell how the thread has grown in popularity. A 2008 Gredunza was pretty rare in 2011 but by the end of January 2012 it's a weekly occurrence.

/yay fWc! :-D

The only one in February that didn't hit 2008 was the Elimination Chamber thread, which was immediately followed by a RAW thread the next night.

/and we all have high hopes for the Wrestlemania thread.


We expect 2008. We actually hope for main thread status (which we will not get).
 
2012-03-12 04:02:50 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: hobblekitty:
You can tell how the thread has grown in popularity. A 2008 Gredunza was pretty rare in 2011 but by the end of January 2012 it's a weekly occurrence.

/yay fWc! :-D

The only one in February that didn't hit 2008 was the Elimination Chamber thread, which was immediately followed by a RAW thread the next night.

/and we all have high hopes for the Wrestlemania thread.

We expect 2008. We actually hope for main thread status (which we will not get).


Now, now JfSP don't Embrace the Hate w/ such negativity. Embrace the Power of Positive Thinking!! Repeat it to yourself like a mantra!

We will get main page green for Wrestlemania...

We WILL get main page green for Wrestlemania...

WE WILL GET MAIN PAGE GREEN FOR WRESTLEMANIA!!!!
 
2012-03-12 04:08:50 PM  
So we're posting in kayfabe in this thread? I've decided that I'm going to once Raw starts, regardless of whether or not anyone else does, but silgryphon mentioned it and I think it's a great idea once in a while.

/also: submitter wins
 
2012-03-12 04:10:44 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: yeah, still funny


QFT
 
2012-03-12 04:12:30 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: hobblekitty:
You can tell how the thread has grown in popularity. A 2008 Gredunza was pretty rare in 2011 but by the end of January 2012 it's a weekly occurrence.

/yay fWc! :-D

The only one in February that didn't hit 2008 was the Elimination Chamber thread, which was immediately followed by a RAW thread the next night.

/and we all have high hopes for the Wrestlemania thread.


Wrestlemania could hit 3012 if it's a good one. Either way, it's going to be an epic thread.
 
2012-03-12 04:19:44 PM  

hobblekitty: Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: hobblekitty:
You can tell how the thread has grown in popularity. A 2008 Gredunza was pretty rare in 2011 but by the end of January 2012 it's a weekly occurrence.

/yay fWc! :-D

The only one in February that didn't hit 2008 was the Elimination Chamber thread, which was immediately followed by a RAW thread the next night.

/and we all have high hopes for the Wrestlemania thread.

We expect 2008. We actually hope for main thread status (which we will not get).

Now, now JfSP don't Embrace the Hate w/ such negativity. Embrace the Power of Positive Thinking!! Repeat it to yourself like a mantra!

We will get main page green for Wrestlemania...

We WILL get main page green for Wrestlemania...

WE WILL GET MAIN PAGE GREEN FOR WRESTLEMANIA!!!!


i14.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-12 04:20:34 PM  

Fisty Bum:

Wrestlemania could hit 3012 if it's a good one. Either way, it's going to be an epic thread.


Hey, look, the first FWC Champ to ever be stripped of the title!

And, yes, we all have 3012 hopes for Wrestlemania. And, since it's 4 hours, there's a shot.

Anyway... FTFS:

Youozuna may be announced as a 2012 HoF Inductee tonight.

Team Long vs. Team Ace has been announced for Wrestlemania

Wee Evan Bourne's suspension is up this weekend, so he could be back as early as next Monday and suspended and fired for Welness as early as next Tuesday.
 
2012-03-12 04:28:46 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Wee Evan Bourne's suspension is up this weekend, so he could be back as early as next Monday and suspended and fired for Welness as early as next Tuesday.


*snerk*

In any case, I can't wait to see how Rock will job to Cena tonight.
 
2012-03-12 04:29:10 PM  

I Said: So we're posting in kayfabe in this thread? I've decided that I'm going to once Raw starts, regardless of whether or not anyone else does, but silgryphon mentioned it and I think it's a great idea once in a while.

/also: submitter wins


Don't we always post in Kayfabe?

Or do you mean no slashies at all in this thread for you?
 
2012-03-12 04:30:04 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: I Said: So we're posting in kayfabe in this thread? I've decided that I'm going to once Raw starts, regardless of whether or not anyone else does, but silgryphon mentioned it and I think it's a great idea once in a while.

/also: submitter wins

Don't we always post in Kayfabe?

Or do you mean no slashies at all in this thread for you?


No slashies. I must hold strong.

I always post kayfabe during Cena spots. But this will be for every match, all thread. I will be marking out via fark.
 
2012-03-12 04:32:39 PM  
I'm all in for Kayfabe Raw tonight. It will make for an epically hilarious thread.
 
2012-03-12 04:45:24 PM  
By the way, wwfclassicrewinds on YouTube, in case you guys haven't heard of it, lets you watch the build for late 80s/early-mid 90s angles from every single week and is an excellent way to suddenly realize it's 5 hours later, lol.
 
2012-03-12 04:49:04 PM  

robsul82: By the way, wwfclassicrewinds on YouTube, in case you guys haven't heard of it, lets you watch the build for late 80s/early-mid 90s angles from every single week and is an excellent way to suddenly realize it's 5 hours later, lol.


god, I really didn't need to know about that. I time travel too much already between botchamania, shoot interviews, and general old school matches
 
2012-03-12 05:06:45 PM  

I Said: god, I really didn't need to know about that. I time travel too much already between botchamania, shoot interviews, and general old school matches


LOL, I know what you mean. I'm now lost in watching the Jake Roberts/Rick Martel build to WrestleMania VII.
 
2012-03-12 05:06:46 PM  

I Said: robsul82: By the way, wwfclassicrewinds on YouTube, in case you guys haven't heard of it, lets you watch the build for late 80s/early-mid 90s angles from every single week and is an excellent way to suddenly realize it's 5 hours later, lol.

god, I really didn't need to know about that. I time travel too much already between botchamania, shoot interviews, and general old school matches


Botchomania 184 (yes I started at 1) is sitting half watched on my desktop as we type.
 
2012-03-12 05:11:23 PM  
God, Martel played a great douchebag, lol.
 
2012-03-12 05:11:40 PM  

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Wee Evan Bourne's suspension is up this weekend, so he could be back as early as next Monday and suspended and fired for Welness as early as next Tuesday.

*snerk*

In any case, I can't wait to see how Rock will job to Cena tonight.


It will be great, whatever it is.

/how's the Drew Brees thing going for ya?
 
2012-03-12 05:15:26 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: It will be great, whatever it is.

/how's the Drew Brees thing going for ya?


teddykgb.jpg

/it's been a long day, forgive the laziness, lol
 
2012-03-12 05:18:13 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: I Said: robsul82: By the way, wwfclassicrewinds on YouTube, in case you guys haven't heard of it, lets you watch the build for late 80s/early-mid 90s angles from every single week and is an excellent way to suddenly realize it's 5 hours later, lol.

god, I really didn't need to know about that. I time travel too much already between botchamania, shoot interviews, and general old school matches

Botchomania 184 (yes I started at 1) is sitting half watched on my desktop as we type.


I've been watching since early on, and have seen them all (awaiting 204), but will still go back and watch random older ones occasionally. This weekend I watched one (around 160 I think, CM Punk was the thumbnail) where Punk had great commentary on his own CZW match, and there was a concussion leading to a botch filled match bt Austin and Taker, 2 people who rarely botch.
 
2012-03-12 05:22:12 PM  
Its been over ten years since Austin started that chant.

I really want to punch people who still use it.
 
2012-03-12 05:28:21 PM  

cman: Its been over ten years since Austin started that chant.

I really want to punch people who still use it.


WHAT?
 
2012-03-12 05:45:10 PM  

cman: Its been over ten years since Austin started that chant.

I really want to punch people who still use it.


You have to wonder just how many of the current fans know where WHAT came from.

Just like how many know why it is appropriate to scream "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" when someone gets a chop across the chest.
 
2012-03-12 05:46:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cman: Its been over ten years since Austin started that chant.

I really want to punch people who still use it.

You have to wonder just how many of the current fans know where WHAT came from.

Just like how many know why it is appropriate to scream "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" when someone gets a chop across the chest.


Good thing they are not yelling "who" then. They are not owls.
 
2012-03-12 05:57:47 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cman: Its been over ten years since Austin started that chant.

I really want to punch people who still use it.

You have to wonder just how many of the current fans know where WHAT came from.

Just like how many know why it is appropriate to scream "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" when someone gets a chop across the chest.


i180.photobucket.com
 
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