Man, the Brits are Sofa King uptight.

That joke is Sofa King old.

What the Pho?

whale oil beef hooked

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There must be a joke in there somewhere

Have you looked under the cushions?

AverageAmericanGuy: What the Pho?

I love "pho king"

/their food is good too

SmithHiller: MaudlinMutantMollusk: There must be a joke in there somewhere

Have you looked under the cushions?

The cushions?

What is it?

mamoru: Sofa King We Todd Did. :-/

I originally heard it as "sofa king we tall did" when I was a kid. 15-20 years ago. I like that version best because it gets that lisp quality in there.

Company should change their name to

Sofa King Oppressed.

or some such

Mitch Mitchell: SmithHiller: MaudlinMutantMollusk: There must be a joke in there somewhere

Have you looked under the cushions?

The cushions?

What is it?

Pillows or pads stuffed with soft material used for sitting.
But that's not important right now.

However, they're still free to advertise their Nosmo King showroom.

They can still advertise on billywitchdoctordotcom though.

Change it to Sofa Queen low. It's just as funny. Plus they can't do farking shiat.

When will the southpark-ization of our culture farking end? It's at the point where people in their 30s think shiat like this is funny.

The company should appeal this decision in the courts. Hire a lawyer named Mike Hunt.

So Sofa King can`t display their name anywhere?

didn`t RTFA

and yet...

Humans as a species ar farked. Not only do they have an aversion to a word. A simpile farking word. But they have industrialized lawsuits over its use. Farking idiots. Now, here is an example of where the word they fear, and are shocked by is not even farking used. The issue is because a few words sound like a word they fear and are shocked by. Farking coonts can't make it on their own without being protected from a farking word. People need to lighten the fark up.
NI!
garrdly use of monty python reference is obligatory.

each day we are getting closer to Idiocracy

Gene Masseth must be inconsolable.

I'd go outside and protest this right now, bu My Dixie Wrecked.

vudukungfu: Humans as a species ar farked. Not only do they have an aversion to a word. A simpile farking word. But they have industrialized lawsuits over its use. Farking idiots. Now, here is an example of where the word they fear, and are shocked by is not even farking used. The issue is because a few words sound like a word they fear and are shocked by. Farking coonts can't make it on their own without being protected from a farking word. People need to lighten the fark up.
NI!
garrdly use of monty python reference is obligatory.

Learn to use commas, they are helpful.

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Crewmannumber6:
Learn to use commas, they are helpful.

Farktiy, farking, fark!
/better?

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Came looking, and leaving satisfied.

cc_rider: assjuice: When will the southpark-ization of our culture farking end? It's at the point where people in their 30s think shiat like this is funny.


Your concern is duly noted, assjuice.

BURN

vudukungfu: Crewmannumber6:
Learn to use commas, they are helpful.

Farktiy, farking, fark!
/better?

Much. Tomorrow we'll talk about capitalization.

Is the head of UK Advertising Standards Agency is Haywood Jablowme?

cc_rider: assjuice: When will the southpark-ization of our culture farking end? It's at the point where people in their 30s think shiat like this is funny.


Your concern is duly noted, assjuice.

too funny, cc

Crewmannumber6: vudukungfu: Crewmannumber6:
Learn to use commas, they are helpful.

Farktiy, farking, fark!
/better?

Much. Tomorrow we'll talk about capitalization.

AFRKITY ARK!

Elf becomes sick. Gopher cures Elf. Elf thanks Gopher, "See you next Tuesday!"

Crewmannumber6: vudukungfu: Humans as a species ar farked. Not only do they have an aversion to a word. A simpile farking word. But they have industrialized lawsuits over its use. Farking idiots. Now, here is an example of where the word they fear, and are shocked by is not even farking used. The issue is because a few words sound like a word they fear and are shocked by. Farking coonts can't make it on their own without being protected from a farking word. People need to lighten the fark up.
NI!
garrdly use of monty python reference is obligatory.

Learn to use commas, they are helpful.

Learn to use semicolons; they are helpful.

Spiralmonkey: Benevolent Misanthrope: Man, the Brits are Sofa King uptight.

No, not really. You can say/do MUCH more on British TV than you can on USA TV. Last night's Top Gear had Richard clearly saying 'you f*cker' during a race. Nobody here would get their knickers in a twist about a nip-slip a la Janet Jackson.

Yours sincerely
Norfolk & Chance
(solicitors to the gentry)

Well, you can say pretty much anything on US TV that you want. The thing is -- the people who own the TV stations don't want to use those sorts of words. The laws between the two are pretty much exactly the same.

Help, Help... I'm being repressed!

/See the violence inherent in the system.

Spiralmonkey: meanmutton: Spiralmonkey: Benevolent Misanthrope: Man, the Brits are Sofa King uptight.

No, not really. You can say/do MUCH more on British TV than you can on USA TV. Last night's Top Gear had Richard clearly saying 'you f*cker' during a race. Nobody here would get their knickers in a twist about a nip-slip a la Janet Jackson.

Yours sincerely
Norfolk & Chance
(solicitors to the gentry)

Well, you can say pretty much anything on US TV that you want. The thing is -- the people who own the TV stations don't want to use those sorts of words. The laws between the two are pretty much exactly the same.

So the net result is that you can't say what you like on US television because the channel owners don't like it.

Buy your own channel, then.

Do you really think that the BBC just lets anyone come onto the TV and say whatever they want? If so, Tim Minchin would like a word with you:

Three Minute Song (new window)

meanmutton: Crewmannumber6: vudukungfu: Humans as a species ar farked. Not only do they have an aversion to a word. A simpile farking word. But they have industrialized lawsuits over its use. Farking idiots. Now, here is an example of where the word they fear, and are shocked by is not even farking used. The issue is because a few words sound like a word they fear and are shocked by. Farking coonts can't make it on their own without being protected from a farking word. People need to lighten the fark up.
NI!
garrdly use of monty python reference is obligatory.

Learn to use commas, they are helpful.

Learn to use semicolons; they are helpful.

Touche

Meh. In Japan they just spell it right out.