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(NASCAR)   Will Jimmie and Kyle move up after going to back-up cars? Does anyone hope they didn't forget to set their clocks forward? Kasey Kahne on the pole for the NASCAR Kobalt Tools 400 in Vegas, baby 3 PM EDT on FOX   (nascar.com) divider line 649
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2012-03-11 09:50:24 AM
Hopefully the idol (or idols, depending on if TKat put the Kyle idol back together) makes sure both wreck into each other in turn one of lap one.

/I will be listening, and if my craptacular phone co-operates, posting a bit
 
2012-03-11 12:36:52 PM
Busy race for this guy. Not one, but TWO IDOLS today!
 
2012-03-11 01:14:15 PM

turbokat: Busy race for this guy. Not one, but TWO IDOLS today!


As always, you've got me to help rub 'em. Go Mark!
 
2012-03-11 01:29:15 PM
A tale of two idols? We are going to need pictures turbokat.

GO 31!
 
2012-03-11 01:38:38 PM
Hmmm. The 2013 Dodge is being unveiled on Speed?
 
2012-03-11 01:55:26 PM
It was the best of races, it was the worst of races.
 
2012-03-11 02:05:48 PM
The baby's coming at 3PM? But the race!
 
2012-03-11 02:08:12 PM
Not. F*cking. Around.

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2012-03-11 02:11:48 PM
Martin had a nice 2nd place yesterday. Stenhouse's car was just to strong. What was it? 4 seconds?
 
2012-03-11 02:12:47 PM

DanZero: The baby's coming at 3PM? But the race!


Grats on the baby. follow the race on your phone during the delivery :)
 
2012-03-11 02:15:06 PM

Igor Jakovsky: DanZero: The baby's coming at 3PM? But the race!

Grats on the baby. follow the delivery on your phone during the race :)


/ftfy
 
2012-03-11 02:15:43 PM

turbokat: Not. F*cking. Around.

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LoL my cat likes friskies. Must be a Kyle fan.
 
2012-03-11 02:17:37 PM
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2012-03-11 02:17:44 PM
Still trying to figure out which driver of the current lot is my favorite. I had a span of several years where I just casually watched (and hated on Jr and Jimmie) without really trying to have a favorite.

Criminy, don't think I've had a bona fide favorite since Dale Jarrett and Bobby Labonte were active (Jarrett) and competitive (Labonte).
 
2012-03-11 02:19:39 PM

Igor Jakovsky: turbokat: Not. F*cking. Around.

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LoL my cat likes friskies. Must be a Kyle fan.


Actually, your cat hates Kyle. Friskies is made by Purina. Kyle is sponsored by M&M/Mars. One of their products is Pedigree pet food.

If you're going to build a Voodoo idol, you have to counter the driver's sponsors.
 
2012-03-11 02:20:12 PM

turbokat: Not. F*cking. Around.

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That is just awesome!
 
2012-03-11 02:20:29 PM

penguin31: Still trying to figure out which driver of the current lot is my favorite. I had a span of several years where I just casually watched (and hated on Jr and Jimmie) without really trying to have a favorite.

Criminy, don't think I've had a bona fide favorite since Dale Jarrett and Bobby Labonte were active (Jarrett) and competitive (Labonte).


This is the problem I will have once Martin hangs it up for good.

/55
 
2012-03-11 02:22:55 PM

turbokat: Igor Jakovsky: turbokat: Not. F*cking. Around.

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LoL my cat likes friskies. Must be a Kyle fan.

Actually, your cat hates Kyle. Friskies is made by Purina. Kyle is sponsored by M&M/Mars. One of their products is Pedigree pet food.

If you're going to build a Voodoo idol, you have to counter the driver's sponsors.


Ahhh....hehe, maybe my cat is smarter than I am
 
2012-03-11 02:29:18 PM
Stenhouse had a strong car yesterday but I kind of felt he pulled a dick move on Martin late in the race. Maybe I'm just biased, I really like Martin.

As for today: Edwards, Stewart, Kahne, Allmendinger & Reutimann. Best I could do with the salary cap. Edwards' qualifying position is a little disappointing but he has a good history at this track.
 
2012-03-11 02:32:21 PM

Igor Jakovsky: This is the problem I will have once Martin hangs it up for good.


I was never an outright Martin fan in the past, but as seemingly one of the last remaining competitive drivers from the previous generation he's a sentimental favorite.

Yes, there are still a few other drivers left from that era (including the aforementioned Bobby Labonte), but most are with relatively irrelevant teams, and in the later stages in their careers just don't have enough in the tank to make a mediocre to poor team competitive. I have no idea how in the hell Bobby Labonte is 11th in the points in the 47 team but good on him for pulling it off. The team seems like an afterthought from everything I've seen.
 
2012-03-11 02:32:46 PM
turbokat Not. F*cking. Around.

ah, you self-corrected on the Pedigree. Nobody ever gives Kyle credit for giving a classic Southern-By-God Wrestling "Heel" turn
 
2012-03-11 02:34:00 PM
wait, Red Bull Racing imploded...Kyle's still NOS-sponsored, right?
 
2012-03-11 02:37:12 PM
Matt Kenseth is 40? Holy hell.
 
2012-03-11 02:37:55 PM
whar is vegaswench?
 
2012-03-11 02:41:54 PM

PeriRies: whar is vegaswench?


This!

/On a side note PeriRies, you are the only person I have ever Favorited on Fark, and I have no idea why I did it. I figure I don't remember because I must have been good and drunk towards the end of a NASCAR thread and you made me laugh. The world may never know....
 
2012-03-11 02:44:14 PM

Monkey2: PeriRies: whar is vegaswench?

This!

/On a side note PeriRies, you are the only person I have ever Favorited on Fark, and I have no idea why I did it. I figure I don't remember because I must have been good and drunk towards the end of a NASCAR thread and you made me laugh. The world may never know....


Well, that good to know that after posting on fark for almost ten years I finally got favorited.

Most of the time I feel like I'm talking to myself on here.
 
2012-03-11 02:44:25 PM
And with the Gap Band's Burn Rubber (Why you wanna hurt me), playing, I arrive in the thread.
 
2012-03-11 02:45:19 PM
I can't believe I'm following NASCAR but after the Derpy 500 and JPM attacking fuel tanks. I must be inclined to watch this race.

Then again, the Pens game is ridiculous.
 
2012-03-11 02:51:31 PM
I've got Kyle, Kahne, BIff, and Almirola today.

This started so well it can only end badly.
 
2012-03-11 02:51:55 PM

FlyingJ: wait, Red Bull Racing imploded...Kyle's still NOS-sponsored, right?


Yep, he shills for NOS. Red Bull's involvement in NASCAR plays no part in the Voodoo. I only have to counter the sponsor.
 
2012-03-11 02:52:25 PM

turbokat: Not. F*cking. Around.

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This. Will. Be. AWESOMMME!
 
2012-03-11 02:53:17 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [i205.photobucket.com image 640x480]


And that makes the idol trifecta!
 
2012-03-11 02:54:41 PM

turbokat: FlyingJ: wait, Red Bull Racing imploded...Kyle's still NOS-sponsored, right?

Yep, he shills for NOS. Red Bull's involvement in NASCAR plays no part in the Voodoo. I only have to counter the sponsor.


I know the 48 has to start from the back after crashing in practice (idol at work, love it!)... is Kyle still starting on the front row?
 
2012-03-11 02:56:02 PM

PeriRies: whar is vegaswench?


She said she'd be here today with us if she didn't win tickets to the LV track today :)
 
2012-03-11 02:57:11 PM

PeriRies: Monkey2: PeriRies: whar is vegaswench?

This!

/On a side note PeriRies, you are the only person I have ever Favorited on Fark, and I have no idea why I did it. I figure I don't remember because I must have been good and drunk towards the end of a NASCAR thread and you made me laugh. The world may never know....

Well, that good to know that after posting on fark for almost ten years I finally got favorited.

Most of the time I feel like I'm talking to myself on here.


Even if I don't quote you, I still think you're funny and that you contribute.

Just got in from doing yard work. Maybe I'll make the race next year. Ah well, it's cool I'm here with you guys.

Also, Turbokat, I am not amused.

Okay, maybe I'm a little amused. ;)
 
2012-03-11 02:57:32 PM

Guelph35: I've got Kyle, Kahne, BIff, and Almirola today.

This started so well it can only end badly.


He-who-shall-not-be-named, Jr., Biffle, Ragan here.

I know. I hate the 48 as much as anyone, but I have to use these picks carefully with the race limit and I figured this was as good a time as any to use him. Smoke was my other "A" driver, but I've already used him once and I want him available later in the season.
 
2012-03-11 02:59:02 PM
I agree with DW for once.

The JPM car and the jet dryer should go to the Nascar HOF.
 
2012-03-11 02:59:28 PM

catastrophe averted: PeriRies: whar is vegaswench?

She said she'd be here today with us if she didn't win tickets to the LV track today :)


My man got close...he was caller seven, and they wanted caller eleven. :(
 
2012-03-11 02:59:55 PM
Woohoo, Vegas, baby!!!

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2012-03-11 03:01:14 PM
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SOON!
 
2012-03-11 03:01:21 PM

vegaswench: PeriRies: Monkey2: PeriRies: whar is vegaswench?

This!

/On a side note PeriRies, you are the only person I have ever Favorited on Fark, and I have no idea why I did it. I figure I don't remember because I must have been good and drunk towards the end of a NASCAR thread and you made me laugh. The world may never know....

Well, that good to know that after posting on fark for almost ten years I finally got favorited.

Most of the time I feel like I'm talking to myself on here.

Even if I don't quote you, I still think you're funny and that you contribute.

Just got in from doing yard work. Maybe I'll make the race next year. Ah well, it's cool I'm here with you guys.

Also, Turbokat, I am not amused.

Okay, maybe I'm a little amused. ;)


I knew I was risking Vegas-ly wrath. Thanks for being a good sport :)
 
2012-03-11 03:01:41 PM
Can't join you guys today. FC Dallas vs. New York Red Bulls on OLN/Versus/NBC Sports has me today.
 
2012-03-11 03:01:50 PM
PENS WIN
 
2012-03-11 03:02:14 PM

vegaswench: catastrophe averted: PeriRies: whar is vegaswench?

She said she'd be here today with us if she didn't win tickets to the LV track today :)

My man got close...he was caller seven, and they wanted caller eleven. :(


Drats! I hate it when that happens :( But I'm glad you could make it here today :)
 
2012-03-11 03:03:16 PM

SOON!

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2012-03-11 03:03:40 PM
did she really need to hold the "free" note that long? My ears are bleeding....
 
2012-03-11 03:06:00 PM
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2012-03-11 03:06:38 PM

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I like it. Hopefully someone will pick Dodge up.
 
2012-03-11 03:06:43 PM

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that's a damn sweet looking car
 
2012-03-11 03:06:57 PM
Er, Charger. I started drinking too early.
 
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