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(SeattlePI)   Elderly gorilla given bunny companion to hug, pet, squeeze, and name "George"   (seattlepi.com) divider line 8
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2012-03-11 01:01:27 PM  
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bmihura: Why is it that gorillas can be too old to have other gorilla companions? Are gorillas violent to the old ones? I know humans are just the opposite.


When you call them, the older gorillas tend to rant on about how you never call or visit and that you'll probably end up putting her in a home waiting for her to die. Older gorillas don't understand the changes they're going through and take it out on anyone they can. Couple with that their fear of dying and anyone would find it hard enough to be in the same room as an elderly gorilla for 5 minutes. The best way to handle this is to give her a bunny. That way when you go over every day, not only do you get to clean up the gorilla's poop, you also get to clean up after a rabbit that craps everywhere, too.

They're also far too stubborn to realize they shouldn't be driving.
2012-03-11 12:17:24 PM  
3 votes:
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Oh, that's not right
2012-03-11 03:49:44 PM  
2 votes:
In an alternate Fark, there's a headline reading "Defenseless rabbit forced into enclosure with huge muscled primate for its amusement. Rabbit craps self in terror as the audience says 'Awwwwwww'".
2012-03-11 09:52:04 PM  
1 votes:

buckler: buckler: Weren't we all, though? Weren't we all?

Oh, sorry...that was about the "losing Art Bell" quote.


It works there too.

Aren't we all just weaving baskets as some sort of bizarre mating ritual?
2012-03-11 02:38:24 PM  
1 votes:
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2012-03-11 01:02:30 PM  
1 votes:
How kind of them to provide three identical photos in a slideshow for us. Really enhanced the article!

/aww, lookit the bunny
2012-03-11 12:37:24 PM  
1 votes:
I has a bunny.

kw53.files.wordpress.com
2012-03-11 12:34:40 PM  
1 votes:
Buying pets for animals isn't a good idea. I bought my dog some fish, but she doesn't take care of them. All she does is sit there and look at the tank. I got her 7 fish and named them all after characters in the "Revenge of the Nerds" movie. As it stands, only a Bata named "Gillbert" and a catfish called "Wormser II" are left.
 
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