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(WTSP)   Woman gives birth to 14 lb. son. Her reaction? "How'd he fit?"   (wtsp.com) divider line 106
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2012-03-10 05:10:48 PM
Ouch.
 
2012-03-10 05:17:36 PM
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2012-03-10 05:32:31 PM
Snugly.
 
2012-03-10 05:36:04 PM
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2012-03-10 05:37:49 PM
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2012-03-10 06:43:15 PM
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2012-03-10 07:04:01 PM
When the time came to name him, she gave him the first name that came to mind:

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Tor.
 
2012-03-10 07:07:17 PM
GAH
 
2012-03-10 07:49:28 PM
Those fisting videos she performed in when she was struggling to pay for college paid off in an unexpected but welcome way. The doctor probably had to stand by with a catcher's mitt when that 14-pounder came spewing out.
 
2012-03-10 08:40:30 PM
No Florida tag?
 
2012-03-10 08:53:38 PM
So what's the over-under on mom being obese with poorly managed gestational diabetes.

Seriously. We as a society should not be celebrating this. These babies often have horrible pulmonary and endocrine/blood glucose problems thanks to their size and hyperinsulinemia.
 
2012-03-10 08:53:49 PM
I gather that her meat curtains were queefing like a punctured zeppelin in a stiff breeze while pushing that bloated larva past her vacuous, beleaguered pickle parlor. Yeah - good for her...
 
2012-03-10 08:54:05 PM
that's nearly seven Courics
 
2012-03-10 08:57:18 PM

bump: I gather that her meat curtains were queefing like a punctured zeppelin in a stiff breeze while pushing that bloated larva past her vacuous, beleaguered pickle parlor. Yeah - good for her...

Jayden Sigler weighed in at 13 pounds, 14 ounces, when the healthy boy was delivered Thursday by cesarean section


Too awesome to read the article? Yeah - good for you...
 
2012-03-10 08:59:39 PM
Being a small woman who had a huge baby myself, I want to feel for this woman, but she named her kids Jayden and Jailyn.
I just can't get past that.
 
2012-03-10 09:00:40 PM

KellyKellyKelly: bump: I gather that her meat curtains were queefing like a punctured zeppelin in a stiff breeze while pushing that bloated larva past her vacuous, beleaguered pickle parlor. Yeah - good for her...

Jayden Sigler weighed in at 13 pounds, 14 ounces, when the healthy boy was delivered Thursday by cesarean section

Too awesome to read the article? Yeah - good for you...


It makes it easy to know who didn't rtfa.
 
2012-03-10 09:03:05 PM
Yeah Caesarian, so they didn't have to bolt her pelvis back together afterwards.
 
2012-03-10 09:04:19 PM
Doctors initially estimated that Jayden would weigh about 9 pounds, but that number jumped to 11 by early March

The picture of the father:
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2012-03-10 09:04:36 PM

Fark Me To Tears: Those fisting videos she performed in when she was struggling to pay for college paid off in an unexpected but welcome way. The doctor probably had to stand by with a catcher's mitt when that 14-pounder came spewing out.


*zip* *sigh* the shiat I put up with...*fapfapfap*
 
2012-03-10 09:05:42 PM
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ohh, i've seen the fly part 2
 
2012-03-10 09:06:19 PM

BronyMedic: So what's the over-under on mom being obese with poorly managed gestational diabetes.

These babies often have horrible pulmonary and endocrine/blood glucose problems thanks to their size and hyperinsulinemia.


May as well sign him up for SSDI right away.
 
2012-03-10 09:06:43 PM
According to the internet, the largest baby ever born weighed over 23 pounds. That one died shortly after birth so the largest one that lived was a little over 22 pounds.
 
2012-03-10 09:09:05 PM
ugh. Another kid named "Jayden"....put it back in there.

Jayden Kayden Aiden...in 16 years that'll be the "you want frys with that?" crowd.

Cue onion baby names chart.
 
2012-03-10 09:11:17 PM
HOOOOOO-HAAAAAAAH!!!!
 
2012-03-10 09:11:58 PM
Fark needs an "Ouch" tag for this one.
 
2012-03-10 09:12:16 PM

harlock: ugh. Another kid named "Jayden"....put it back in there.

Jayden Kayden Aiden...in 16 years that'll be the "you want frys with that?" crowd.

Cue onion baby names chart.




Came here to say this. Thank you.
 
2012-03-10 09:12:24 PM
Doctor to expectant father: "Well, I have good news and bad news"

Expectant father: "What's the good news?"

Doctor: "Your wife just gave birth to a healthy 14 lb baby boy."

Expectant father: "That's great. What's the bad news?"

Doctor: "Your wifes pussy is trashed."
 
2012-03-10 09:14:54 PM
Oh man, she might need to see a plastic surgeon. That's gonna be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway from now on
 
2012-03-10 09:16:34 PM
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2012-03-10 09:16:50 PM

TomD9938: BronyMedic: So what's the over-under on mom being obese with poorly managed gestational diabetes.

These babies often have horrible pulmonary and endocrine/blood glucose problems thanks to their size and hyperinsulinemia.

May as well sign him up for SSDI right away.


Dunno. He could have other genetic abnormalities. I have a friend how has a freakishly large kid. This kid was basically a year larger than he actually is (at one he was as big as a two year old, etc.). As of yet he hasn't been diagnosed with any condition, however last I heard they were considered as he wasn't meeting as many speech/language milestones as you'd expect. Just saying that there are other things than DM.

Of course such genetic abnormalities are more common with advanced maternal age (the baby in this article was a second child).
 
2012-03-10 09:18:06 PM

SoCalSurfer: Oh man, she might need to see a plastic surgeon. That's gonna be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway from now on



LOL! Did you make that up? Hiiiiilarious.
 
2012-03-10 09:18:24 PM
I was 11lbs 3oz. Delivered naturally. And now that my wife is due in August, my mom relays the story to us of my birth with the choice comment 'there was very little tearing.'

/gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
2012-03-10 09:18:25 PM
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Not impressed.
 
2012-03-10 09:19:18 PM
What daddy has to look forward to...

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2012-03-10 09:20:18 PM
Woman gives birth to 14 lb. son. Her reaction? "How'd he fit?"

I would be more impressed with her reaction if she had delivered the baby vaginally instead of by C-section.
 
2012-03-10 09:20:30 PM

The_Homeless_Guy: TomD9938: BronyMedic: So what's the over-under on mom being obese with poorly managed gestational diabetes.

These babies often have horrible pulmonary and endocrine/blood glucose problems thanks to their size and hyperinsulinemia.

May as well sign him up for SSDI right away.

Dunno. He could have other genetic abnormalities. I have a friend how has a freakishly large kid. This kid was basically a year larger than he actually is (at one he was as big as a two year old, etc.). As of yet he hasn't been diagnosed with any condition, however last I heard they were considered as he wasn't meeting as many speech/language milestones as you'd expect. Just saying that there are other things than DM.

Of course such genetic abnormalities are more common with advanced maternal age (the baby in this article was a second child).


Actually scratch that. I found her Facebook page, based on her profile picture, it's quite likely to be DM. She's also not that old (29 or so).
 
2012-03-10 09:20:42 PM
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2012-03-10 09:21:44 PM

Abox: SoCalSurfer: Oh man, she might need to see a plastic surgeon. That's gonna be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway from now on


LOL! Did you make that up? Hiiiiilarious.


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2012-03-10 09:23:42 PM

Fark Me To Tears: Those fisting videos she performed in when she was struggling to pay for college paid off in an unexpected but welcome way. The doctor probably had to stand by with a catcher's mitt when that 14-pounder came spewing out.


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2012-03-10 09:32:57 PM

SoCalSurfer: Oh man, she might need to see a plastic surgeon. That's gonna be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway from now on


Like ringing the farking dinner bell.
 
2012-03-10 09:34:42 PM

harlock: ugh. Another kid named "Jayden"....put it back in there.

Jayden Kayden Aiden...in 16 years that'll be the "you want frys with that?" crowd.

Cue onion baby names chart.


meh. I like the name Jayden.

\Mine are Michael and Mackenzie (Mrs picked the girl name, I call her Kizzie. Waiting for the first Roots reference)
 
2012-03-10 09:39:56 PM
Someone should explain to this woman how a babby is formed.
 
2012-03-10 09:43:02 PM

Obscure Login: What a 14 lb newborn might look like...

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Baby's got back.
 
2012-03-10 09:45:17 PM
Here's how it happened....

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2012-03-10 09:45:59 PM

SoCalSurfer: Oh man, she might need to see a plastic surgeon. That's gonna be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway from now on


You guys do know that those things snap back, right? I mean yeah, they do get bigger, but that has less to do with use or abuse, and more with age, kind of like ears. A 22-year-old nun will be tighter than Dick's hatband. A 62-year-old nun will be conciderably roomier. (I mean, not that I would know).
 
2012-03-10 09:47:51 PM

acad1228: SoCalSurfer: Oh man, she might need to see a plastic surgeon. That's gonna be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway from now on

You guys do know that those things snap back, right? I mean yeah, they do get bigger, but that has less to do with use or abuse, and more with age, kind of like ears. A 22-year-old nun will be tighter than Dick's hatband. A 62-year-old nun will be conciderably roomier. (I mean, not that I would know).


I've never bagged a 22 year old nun.
 
2012-03-10 09:51:27 PM

crispyone: Doctor to expectant father: "Well, I have good news and bad news"

Expectant father: "What's the good news?"

Doctor: "Your wife just gave birth to a healthy 14 lb baby boy."

Expectant father: "That's great. What's the bad news?"

Doctor: "Your wifes pussy is trashed."


Sadly, no mention of father or dad in the article.
 
2012-03-10 09:53:59 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: acad1228: SoCalSurfer: Oh man, she might need to see a plastic surgeon. That's gonna be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway from now on

You guys do know that those things snap back, right? I mean yeah, they do get bigger, but that has less to do with use or abuse, and more with age, kind of like ears. A 22-year-old nun will be tighter than Dick's hatband. A 62-year-old nun will be conciderably roomier. (I mean, not that I would know).

I've never bagged a 22 year old nun.


Dare to dream!
 
2012-03-10 09:55:11 PM

qlenfg: crispyone: Doctor to expectant father: "Well, I have good news and bad news"

Expectant father: "What's the good news?"

Doctor: "Your wife just gave birth to a healthy 14 lb baby boy."

Expectant father: "That's great. What's the bad news?"

Doctor: "Your wifes pussy is trashed."

Sadly, no mention of father or dad in the article.


I do not see what the problem is.... if she's like most women, she has 3 holes. Missing one out of 3 isn't bad. Besides.... she also has 2 hands. :P
 
2012-03-10 09:58:05 PM
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