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(The Street)   Ten reasons Obama will not be re-elected. Suck it, libs   (thestreet.com) divider line 256
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2012-03-10 09:38:13 PM
Dear Jerk: FloydA

Valid point about Clinton's age. In other news, Obama is a boomer.


Depends on who you ask. Strauss and Howe (new window) list the Baby Boom as 1943 to 1960 (new window). Under their definition, he's the first Gen-X. The Census extends the boom to '64, although birth rates were in decline by 1957.

But in any case, I don't think there will be another Baby Boomer President, unless something really unusual happens.
 
2012-03-10 09:38:53 PM
Mitt Romney.

Suck it, cons.

\Con-servative?
\\Con-vict?
\\\Con-man?
\\\\That can't be a coincidence.
 
2012-03-10 09:40:23 PM
Short of the article writer assassinating Obama, I am not so sure they know what they are talking about.
 
2012-03-10 09:43:18 PM
No mention of statisticals?
 
2012-03-10 09:44:26 PM
weave: On Obama's watch gas has risen from an average of $1.85 a gallon to near $4 today.

I took this picture June 22, 2008. Who was President then?


That summer was awful. I remember breaking down in tears as half of my paycheck disappeared into the gas tank.
 
2012-03-10 09:46:45 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: While the article is a raging pile of monkey shiat I do have to applaud the noise machine for their absolute rock-solid repetition of the "Gas was $1.85 a gallon before Obama" lie. That's some consistency in spin that the Democrats could learn from.

To be fair, I remember when gas was $0.849/gallon, and that was before Obama, too.
 
2012-03-10 09:48:02 PM
3. The war in Afghanistan is a fiasco. Obama's good war has turned into a mess. We are eyeing a second Vietnam.

So all the years we spent basically ignoring this war under Bush don't count?
 
2012-03-10 09:49:55 PM
I would much rather see Rick go up to Obama. Just imagine the debates. He could totally fark with him with simple key words. During the duel screen you'll just see his face twitch when Obama says 'frothy' or 'bi-product.'
 
2012-03-10 09:51:36 PM
FloydA: G.W. Bush was most likely the last baby boomer President.

By most definitions, Obama is a Baby Boomer.
 
2012-03-10 09:51:55 PM
I have to admit, it looks bleak for the GOP ever since the gangs of GOP storm-troopers came blitzing through town looting and burning every drugstore in sight. A friend of mine was dragged out in the street and shot execution-style, clutching a condom which she and her boyfriend planned to use later that evening. This nightmare scenario is playing out right before our very eyes and women everywhere can see it. Only president Obama can save us now. The very existence of sexual devices and reproductive medicine is at stake!

Gas is expensive, unemployment, which we were promised the stimulus would take to 6% is still around 8.5% and our soldiers are still dying in a bullshiat war, protecting a country that has sworn war against us. Keep sending those ants over the hill, libs - one of them will get to the top eventually.
 
2012-03-10 09:53:01 PM
weave: I took this picture June 22, 2008. Who was President then?

In January 2011, according to the Google Maps car, the price had gone down at that station...

Street view (new window)
 
2012-03-10 10:01:32 PM
LeroyBourne: I would much rather see Rick go up to Obama. Just imagine the debates. He could totally fark with him with simple key words. During the duel screen you'll just see his face twitch when Obama says 'frothy' or 'bi-product.'

LOL. +1
 
2012-03-10 10:24:00 PM
SN1987a goes boom: 3. The war in Afghanistan is a fiasco. Obama's good war has turned into a mess. We are eyeing a second Vietnam.

So all the years we spent basically ignoring this war under Bush don't count?


Exactly! If you just ignore something, it will stop being a problem. Why can't libtards just ignore equal rights like the GOP? STOP CREATING PROBLEMS, DEMOCRATS!
 
2012-03-10 10:26:17 PM
EnviroDude: Unemployment is over 7%. No potus has been reelected with it that high since FDR in the 1930's.


Obama aint FDR and this aint the1930's.


We get it. FDR wasn't black.
 
2012-03-10 10:31:26 PM
EnviroDude: Unemployment is over 7%. No potus has been reelected with it that high since FDR in the 1930's.


Obama aint FDR and this aint the1930's.


Other than Reagan. But good try.

And statistically, unemployment has no barring on presidential election outcomes.
 
2012-03-10 10:31:46 PM
o5iiawah: Gas is expensive, unemployment, which we were promised the stimulus would take to 6% is still around 8.5% and our soldiers are still dying in a bullshiat war, protecting a country that has sworn war against us. Keep sending those ants over the hill, libs - one of them will get to the top eventually.

You're right. What we need now is new war in Iran, austerity measures, and a tax hike on the middle class. Go Republicans!
 
2012-03-10 10:38:15 PM
I'll just leave this here...

Link (new window)

/Not a republican
 
2012-03-10 10:42:08 PM
Uncle Tractor: 1. The economy is struggling.
Yeah, thanks to the GOP.

2. Gas is more and more expensive.
You say that like it's a bad thing. Thorium (and renewable sources) is the future. GM is already working on this.

3. The war in Afghanistan is a fiasco.
That's what happens when your idiot leader runs off to chase windmills in Iraq.

4. The kids are not fired up.
Who else are they going to vote for? The clowns you guys have assembled? hahaguy.jpg

5. Lending is still down.
Meh.


I'm just not buying reason number 2. Gas here still isn't as high as it was under the previous administration.
 
2012-03-10 10:43:23 PM
Dafatone: This is a sentence. I am an author. These are the sentences I write. I have never used a comma.

What is a comma? I do not know. My sentences all have four words. Except for that one.


i3.squidoocdn.com
 
2012-03-10 10:45:06 PM
Someone should really advise The Onion that they could get sued for this.
 
2012-03-10 10:51:36 PM
Swagulus: I'll just leave this here...

Link (new window)

/Not a republican


Wow, I got to admit that the Republicans have some big balls to even toss that card out after 8 years of this.

/Yeah I know it's a "But... but...Bush" But c'mon!
 
2012-03-10 10:53:15 PM
DeaH: Uncle Tractor: 1. The economy is struggling.
Yeah, thanks to the GOP.

2. Gas is more and more expensive.
You say that like it's a bad thing. Thorium (and renewable sources) is the future. GM is already working on this.

3. The war in Afghanistan is a fiasco.
That's what happens when your idiot leader runs off to chase windmills in Iraq.

4. The kids are not fired up.
Who else are they going to vote for? The clowns you guys have assembled? hahaguy.jpg

5. Lending is still down.
Meh.

I'm just not buying reason number 2. Gas here still isn't as high as it was under the previous administration.


This picture was already posted in this thread by weave, and was taken while Dub was in charge..
 
2012-03-10 10:56:05 PM
Uncle Tractor: 1. The economy is struggling.
Yeah, thanks to the GOP.



Keep farking that chicken.
 
2012-03-10 10:57:05 PM
That entire list reeks of desperation.
 
2012-03-10 10:58:51 PM
i.thestreet-static.com
Corporate Leadership Analyst, Kathleen Brush PhD, MBA, is an international "Turn-Around Executive" and holds a PhD in Business Management and an MBA with a focus in International Business. Kathleen has been CEO and President for several global companies over the last 20 years. She is the author of "The World Made Easy" and "Leadership: Get Ready for the Latest Global Challenges."

Translation: Can't hold a long-term job because smart businesspeople quickly recognize her empty schtick and nobody can stand her obnoxious demoralizing partisan fanaticism.
 
2012-03-10 10:59:15 PM
FFS...weave: On Obama's watch gas has risen from an average of $1.85 a gallon to near $4 today.

I took this picture June 22, 2008. Who was President then?


not letting me link the pic, but over $4 gas in the before time...
 
2012-03-10 11:00:26 PM
BuckTurgidson: [i.thestreet-static.com image 187x169]
Corporate Leadership Analyst, Kathleen Brush PhD, MBA, is an international "Turn-Around Executive" and holds a PhD in Business Management and an MBA with a focus in International Business. Kathleen has been CEO and President for several global companies over the last 20 years. She is the author of "The World Made Easy" and "Leadership: Get Ready for the Latest Global Challenges."

Translation: Can't hold a long-term job because smart businesspeople quickly recognize her empty schtick and nobody can stand her obnoxious demoralizing partisan fanaticism.


No way. That's Gary Busey in a wig
 
2012-03-10 11:04:04 PM
11. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

www.australiaentertains.com.au
 
2012-03-10 11:07:02 PM
Uncle Tractor: 2. Gas is more and more expensive.
You say that like it's a bad thing. Thorium (and renewable sources) is the future. GM is already working on this.



It IS a bad thing. Yes, I realize that higher gas prices lead to greater conservation and an increased effort to find alternatives, and those are both good things. However, high gas prices are also straining an already weak economy as well. I'm a strong believer in finding alternative sources of energy and saving the planet, but right now gas is what we have. If I can't feed my family because I spent my paycheck buying gas so I could to get to work, I'm going to say "f*ck the polar bears, I need cheaper gas now!". It's easy to be smug about high gas prices when you aren't greatly affected by them. When they make your daily struggle even harder, it's not quite so simple.
 
2012-03-10 11:09:16 PM
tinyarena: 11. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[www.australiaentertains.com.au image 240x320]


She's going to eat my soul, isn't she? I always knew it would end like this.
 
2012-03-10 11:10:33 PM
WOW! That's ALMOST as interesting as your "10 Reasons Barack Obama is Unelectable" list from 2008!!!

/not actually sure if such a list existed from this publication or this author
//would be willing to bet funny money it did, though
 
2012-03-10 11:10:54 PM
9beers: Uncle Tractor: 1. The economy is struggling.
Yeah, thanks to the GOP.


Keep farking that chicken.


So they have no hand at all in the running of your country having control of the Congress and the Senate?
 
2012-03-10 11:13:47 PM
Might I just be another person that goes:

9. The U.S. lost its AAA rating. Under Obama, America has had its first credit downgrade. A huge contributory factor was his inability to lead Congress.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD FRIGGIN' LUCK PINNING THAT ONE ON HIM TO ANYBODY OUTSIDE YOUR ECHO CHAMBER!

Thank you. That is all.
 
2012-03-10 11:16:13 PM
Defeated: That entire list reeks of desperation.

Maybe my tinfoil's a little tight, but first you have Gallup reporting Romney outpolling Obama and now Rasmussen. Meanwhile you have little pieces like this in publications aimed towards a more conservative audience. Back in the real world, Obama's approval ratings have rarely been higher and Rmoney's favorables are still in the shiatter. Its as if there's this massive concerted effort to make the GOP frontrunner appear, let's say, 'electable' regardless of evidence that he's still got a big hill to climb there. Interesting how that's all playing out the longer Frothy and Gingrich draw out the primary process.
 
2012-03-10 11:24:24 PM
BuckTurgidson: Corporate Leadership Analyst, Kathleen Brush PhD, MBA, is an international "Turn-Around Executive" and holds a PhD in Business Management and an MBA with a focus in International Business. Kathleen has been CEO and President for several global companies over the last 20 years. She is the author of "The World Made Easy" and "Leadership: Get Ready for the Latest Global Challenges."

She's also the author of this: Occupy Wall Street Could Be Mitt Romney's Ticket to Occupy White House.

I wonder how many of those 'global companies' have ties to Bain Capital.
 
2012-03-10 11:27:28 PM
Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: BuckTurgidson: Corporate Leadership Analyst, Kathleen Brush PhD, MBA, is an international "Turn-Around Executive" and holds a PhD in Business Management and an MBA with a focus in International Business. Kathleen has been CEO and President for several global companies over the last 20 years. She is the author of "The World Made Easy" and "Leadership: Get Ready for the Latest Global Challenges."

She's also the author of this: Occupy Wall Street Could Be Mitt Romney's Ticket to Occupy White House.

I wonder how many of those 'global companies' have ties to Bain Capital.


Bain's pretty big on the Yale campus. if a young Yalie doesn't get an "in" in with Bain, they are hurt.



And my stupid, provincial, Midwestern ass smiles.
 
2012-03-10 11:28:49 PM
1 reason why Obama wins, he will be runninig against a republican

/nuff said
 
2012-03-10 11:28:52 PM
Oldiron_79: 1 and only 1 reason is needed to explain why he will lose, $4 a gallon gas.

Its the same reason McSame/Failin got beaten by Nobama to begin with. Its also why Nobama is gonna lose to Mormoney or Sanitarium or she turned me into a Newt


are you 12?
 
2012-03-10 11:32:53 PM
Swagulus: I'll just leave this here...

Link (new window)

/Not a republican


And?

Ok, yes. Obama has stuttered for a whole minute during the past four years. The video nicely cobbles together bits of him stuttering.
 
2012-03-10 11:35:58 PM
Yeah, about that whole Iran, oil prices thing:

Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei, the highest authority figure within the Islamic Republic of Iran, is publically applauding US President Barack Obama over the American commander-in-chief's insistence in postponing any military pressure overseas.

"This talk is good talk and shows an exit from illusion."

Just like Ronald Reagan did, Obama has cut a deal.
 
2012-03-10 11:38:59 PM
DarwiOdrade: 1) Kenyan
2) Muslim
3) Socialist
4) Communist
5) Sharia Law
6) Abortion
7) Empty Suit
8) Liberal MSM Lamestream Media
9) Obamacare
10) NiBONG


11) Teleprompters!
12) Thinks there are 57 states

and for the bottom rung mouth breathers

13) WHAR BIRF CERFTFCT?!?!? WHAARRR??????????/
 
2012-03-10 11:39:46 PM
Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: BuckTurgidson: Corporate Leadership Analyst, Kathleen Brush PhD, MBA, is an international "Turn-Around Executive" and holds a PhD in Business Management and an MBA with a focus in International Business. Kathleen has been CEO and President for several global companies over the last 20 years. She is the author of "The World Made Easy" and "Leadership: Get Ready for the Latest Global Challenges."

She's also the author of this: Occupy Wall Street Could Be Mitt Romney's Ticket to Occupy White House.


Reads exactly like what I've come to expect from her kind of utterly unproductive, talentless, constantly self-promoting passive-voice buzzword-larded memo artisans who specialize in encysting themselves into the upper management of otherwise-successful organizations and leeching as much income as possible before their inevitable and well-prepared-for bounce to the next unsuspecting company.
 
2012-03-10 11:44:20 PM
1. The economy is struggling...>>Also see: 10 Reasons Obama Will Be Re-Elected

Fine, what reasons do you have that he will be reelected?

2. The economy is recovering.

That's some fine journalism right there.
 
2012-03-10 11:45:23 PM
Just grabbing the first five:

1. The economy is struggling -- except for the fact that it's recovered significantly and even stupid people see that the general trend is upward at this point.

2. Gas is more and more expensive -- but not in the kind of dramatic spikes that the electorate actually notices, just the kind of gradual change that has been going on since the 1890s

3. The war in Afghanistan -- Has been low-key to the point of not even making the news more than once in three months for almost a year now.

4. The kids are not fired up -- which doesn't really matter since incumbents have something ridiculous like a ten-point inherent advantage just by being incumbents, far in excess of obama's ostensible youth-based advantage in 2008

5. Lending is still down -- see 1 and 2. It's down from 2006, but the trend is upward and that's a longer attention span than the electorate has ever, ever evidenced.
 
2012-03-10 11:47:03 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: I think Obama is going to be a joke in the debates.

I don't mean that he's going to fail, I think he's really gonna get up there and say: "Hey Mitt, what's got two thumbs, one eye, a big schlong, and killed Bin Laden?" And then wink at the camera with a double Fonzi and go: "This guyyyyy!"


I'm hoping he does a zero negativity campaign, and all ads are nothing but clips of his opponent pandering, contradicting himself, and outright lying. Plenty of material to pick and choose from.
 
2012-03-10 11:56:05 PM
sno man: DeaH: Uncle Tractor: 1. The economy is struggling.
Yeah, thanks to the GOP.

2. Gas is more and more expensive.
You say that like it's a bad thing. Thorium (and renewable sources) is the future. GM is already working on this.

3. The war in Afghanistan is a fiasco.
That's what happens when your idiot leader runs off to chase windmills in Iraq.

4. The kids are not fired up.
Who else are they going to vote for? The clowns you guys have assembled? hahaguy.jpg

5. Lending is still down.
Meh.

I'm just not buying reason number 2. Gas here still isn't as high as it was under the previous administration.

This picture was already posted in this thread by weave, and was taken while Dub was in charge..


I'm all for a little Dada, but huh?
 
2012-03-11 12:09:24 AM
DeaH: sno man: DeaH: Uncle Tractor: 1. The economy is struggling.
Yeah, thanks to the GOP.

2. Gas is more and more expensive.
You say that like it's a bad thing. Thorium (and renewable sources) is the future. GM is already working on this.

3. The war in Afghanistan is a fiasco.
That's what happens when your idiot leader runs off to chase windmills in Iraq.

4. The kids are not fired up.
Who else are they going to vote for? The clowns you guys have assembled? hahaguy.jpg

5. Lending is still down.
Meh.

I'm just not buying reason number 2. Gas here still isn't as high as it was under the previous administration.

This picture was already posted in this thread by weave, and was taken while Dub was in charge..

I'm all for a little Dada, but huh?


$4 gas existed longer ago than you care to remember. search "weave". early in the thread. for the pic I can't link.
 
2012-03-11 12:12:48 AM
I feel like I'm going to have to start posting something like this every time a thread like this pops up.

It is VERY DIFFICULT for an incumbent president to lose a re-election campaign, especially in the last 100 years. Consider:

1912: Incumbent - Taft. Lost because Roosevelt ran third party and split the GOP vote.
1916: Incumbent - Wilson. Won.
1920: No incumbent
1924: Incumbent - Coolidge. Won.
1928: No incumbent
1932: Incumbent - Hoover. Lost. 12 years of GOP presidency had culminated in Great Depression.
1936: Incumbent - FDR. Won despite terrible economic conditions.
1940: Incumbent - FDR. Won despite terrible economic conditions, impending world war and running for a 3rd term.
1944: Incumbent - FDR. Won despite world war and running for a 4th term.
1948: Incumbent - Truman. Won despite everybody assuming he'd lose.
1952: No incumbent
1956: Incumbent - Eisenhower. Won.
1960: No incumbent
1964: Incumbent - Johnson. Won.
1968: Incumbent - Johnson. Threatened with being primaried, did not run.
1972: Incumbent - Nixon. Won.
1976: Incumbent - Ford. Lost. Was primaried and had specter of Watergate over him.
1980: Incumbent - Carter. Lost. Was primaried, ran an incredibly inept campaign and had the Iran hostage crisis hanging over him.
1984: Incumbent - Reagan. Won.
1988: No incumbent.
1992: Incumbent - Bush 1. Lost. Was primaried and had a significant 3rd party challenger who siphoned more votes from him than from the main opponent.
1996: Incumbent - Clinton. Won.
2000: No incumbent.
2004: Incumbent - Bush 2. Won despite being Bush 2.
2008: No incumbent.

For a sitting president to not win re-election, at least one of the following is necessary.

1. A significant primary challenge.
2. A significant third party challenger who siphons more votes from him than from the main opponent.
3. A very serious crisis hanging overhead.


Obama has not been primaried, despite the desires of many liberals to see this happen.
If there is a 3rd party challenger it will be a break-off from the GOP.
Only point 3 is even debatable, but with economic signs improving it's hard to argue that today's economic situation is remotely comparable to what doomed campaigns previously.


Everybody is interested in debating back and forth whether policy decision X or economic situation Y means that the American people will turn on the sitting president, but people have an inexplicable blind spot to the clear fact that, when an election cycle proceeds in an "orderly" fashion, without a primary challenge and without a clear 3rd party alternative to the sitting president (as opposed to an alternative to the challenger), the sitting president has an incredible house advantage. Unless something really bonkers happens in the next few months (and, granted, there's a long way to go), Obama is going to win in November.
 
2012-03-11 12:17:49 AM
weave: On Obama's watch gas has risen from an average of $1.85 a gallon to near $4 today.

I took this picture June 22, 2008. Who was President then?

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x480]


Obama, via his magical time machine.

Just like it was Obama who got us mired in Afghanistan way way way back in 2002. It's miraculous, what that man's been able to pull off while he's been in office!
 
2012-03-11 12:19:33 AM
You Cant Explain That: Ryker's Peninsula:
I'm hoping he does a zero negativity campaign, and all ads are nothing but clips of his opponent pandering, contradicting himself, and outright lying. Plenty of material to pick and choose from.


The way the Super Pac thing will likely fall out, I am pretty sure that's what will happen. The surrogates will do all the nasty work, and the candidates will try to stay above it all.
 
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