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(Team Coco)   Rush Limbaugh's advertisers maybe be deserting him at a record pace, but he's actually signed on a few new ones, like Adelson's Slut Plugs™   (teamcoco.com) divider line 64
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2012-03-10 06:19:52 PM
fap
 
2012-03-10 06:27:23 PM
"I thought we said we were going with just the one plug."
 
2012-03-10 06:27:59 PM
I thought the headline said, "slug plug" and couldn't work out the joke.
 
2012-03-10 06:31:23 PM
won't lush rimjob just dry up and blow away?
the guy just signed a $400 million contract, he is stirring up controversy to justify his pay...
the lush needs his rimjob...
 
2012-03-10 06:32:36 PM
Now that's funny right there.
 
2012-03-10 06:46:31 PM
The dual penetrators were a nice touch.
 
2012-03-10 06:58:04 PM
Subby here's youre required
COCKPUNCH/C*NTPUNT
 
2012-03-10 06:59:10 PM
Here's a couple items Rush could sell.

erstories.net

panweizeng.com
 
2012-03-10 07:04:52 PM
I hear they have a big campaign lined up for Torgo's Executive Powder.
 
2012-03-10 07:07:36 PM
Next up: Red Wiggler, the Cadillac of worms.
 
2012-03-10 07:19:28 PM
I wonder if the Wonder Boner would translate well to radio...
 
2012-03-10 07:23:09 PM
i855.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-10 07:29:26 PM
Fark you LIEberals HIS CORPS ADVERTISORS REMAIN STEADFAST AND TRUE

rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-03-10 08:12:35 PM
cdn.thegloss.com

Rush, you ignorant slut
 
2012-03-10 08:35:08 PM
conservativedailynews.com
 
2012-03-10 08:52:49 PM

Mildot: [conservativedailynews.com image 590x420]


Well that just makes no sense.

/yes, i know the bible
 
2012-03-10 08:54:59 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Mildot: [conservativedailynews.com image 590x420]

Well that just makes no sense.

/yes, i know the bible



The false equivalence of marginal left-wing trolls and the leader of the Republican Party is all he's got. Be gentle.
 
2012-03-10 09:07:24 PM

animal color: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Mildot: [conservativedailynews.com image 590x420]

Well that just makes no sense.

/yes, i know the bible


The false equivalence of marginal left-wing trolls and the leader of the Republican Party is all he's got. Be gentle.


I did not realize Rush was appointed head of the Republican Party.
 
2012-03-10 09:14:04 PM
Hey maybe folks are going to jump on me for this, but am I the only one that doesn't really care what Rush has to say? He's just an entertainment figure, his words carry no more weight to me that the words coming out of Justin Beiber or Borat's mouth.
 
2012-03-10 09:18:39 PM

flyinghouse99: Hey maybe folks are going to jump on me for this, but am I the only one that doesn't really care what Rush has to say? He's just an entertainment figure, his words carry no more weight to me that the words coming out of Justin Beiber or Borat's mouth.


He's not an entertainment figure, that's the problem. If this was Howard Stern we were talking about, you'd have a point. Quit perpetuating this asstarded myth that Lush Rimjob is no different than any other shock jock on the radio -- he's not.
 
2012-03-10 09:23:34 PM

flyinghouse99: Hey maybe folks are going to jump on me for this, but am I the only one that doesn't really care what Rush has to say? He's just an entertainment figure, his words carry no more weight to me that the words coming out of Justin Beiber or Borat's mouth.


Nah, I just can't get worked up about a jerk whose job it is to be a jerk saying jerkish things either. I'm sure his ratings were way up last week, which is the whole reason he said what he said. In 6 months he'll say something else outrageous.

It's not like he holds political office or affects peoples lives in any way.
 
2012-03-10 09:34:28 PM

Mildot: [conservativedailynews.com image 590x420]


False equivalency cartoon is false.

1) Who is "The PC Left"? Point to someone who is "PC" that has called any of those women names.

2) Fluke is not a public figure, let alone a politician.

3) The names that Palin, Bachmann and Ingram have been called in the past are generic - more vulgar versions of "jerk." The names they've been called are the equivalent of calling a guy a "dick."

4) Rush slandered Fluke. He didn't call her a vague, "dick"-like insult such as "twat" (which the decidedly un-PC Bill Maher has used to describe Palin, for example). He called her a slut and a prostitute, words that have very specific meanings, and are direct, deliberate assaults on her character - not opinions expressed about her politics or personality.

This controversy wouldn't even be taking place if he'd called her a "twat."

/you're a twat
 
2012-03-10 09:34:29 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: animal color: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Mildot: [conservativedailynews.com image 590x420]

Well that just makes no sense.

/yes, i know the bible


The false equivalence of marginal left-wing trolls and the leader of the Republican Party is all he's got. Be gentle.

I did not realize Rush was appointed head of the Republican Party.




Then please pay attention. He's been the head of the Republican Party since Michael Steele tried to criticize him and then had to apologize. It was a cage match, and Rush won. Have you heard a single prominent Republican criticize him since?
 
2012-03-10 09:48:12 PM

100 Watt Walrus: Mildot: [conservativedailynews.com image 590x420]

False equivalency cartoon is false.

1) Who is "The PC Left"? Point to someone who is "PC" that has called any of those women names.

2) Fluke is not a public figure, let alone a politician.

3) The names that Palin, Bachmann and Ingram have been called in the past are generic - more vulgar versions of "jerk." The names they've been called are the equivalent of calling a guy a "dick."

4) Rush slandered Fluke. He didn't call her a vague, "dick"-like insult such as "twat" (which the decidedly un-PC Bill Maher has used to describe Palin, for example). He called her a slut and a prostitute, words that have very specific meanings, and are direct, deliberate assaults on her character - not opinions expressed about her politics or personality.

This controversy wouldn't even be taking place if he'd called her a "twat."

/you're a twat


Farkwit, dick, coont and heap of Santorum, too.
 
2012-03-10 09:50:31 PM

Mildot: [conservativedailynews.com image 590x420]


Most of the remarks about Sarah Palin (in particular) are towards her intelligence, or lack thereof. The difference between Fluke and Palin is that we have no evidence the former is an actual slut, but we have a Warehouse 13-sized cache of interviews to suggest that Sarah Palin is, in fact, a few wolves short of a helicopter hunt.
 
2012-03-10 10:14:40 PM

Coco LaFemme: flyinghouse99: Hey maybe folks are going to jump on me for this, but am I the only one that doesn't really care what Rush has to say? He's just an entertainment figure, his words carry no more weight to me that the words coming out of Justin Beiber or Borat's mouth.

He's not an entertainment figure, that's the problem. If this was Howard Stern we were talking about, you'd have a point. Quit perpetuating this asstarded myth that Lush Rimjob is no different than any other shock jock on the radio -- he's not.


1) Spelling the name that way makes you look like a vindictive 11 year old girl. Stop it. It's not funny, amusing, or even insulting. It's petty and pathetic. Especially since you do it every time you post.

2) You say he is not an entertainment figure, then compare him to Stern, then say he's not any different than Stern. WTF is it?

3) I really don't care. I consider the man petty and hateful, existing only to prod people predisposed to being petty and hateful into frothing semi-awareness of possibly true facts so incredibly biased and laced through with slant that it would make Fox News twiddle thier thumbs in shame.

4) I would say the same if there were a Left wing equivalent. I'm a neutral. I don't care because there's nothing I can do about the system so fark it.
 
2012-03-10 11:08:51 PM

flyinghouse99: Hey maybe folks are going to jump on me for this, but am I the only one that doesn't really care what Rush has to say? He's just an entertainment figure, his words carry no more weight to me that the words coming out of Justin Beiber or Borat's mouth.


One party's policy doesn't hinge on what comes out of Beiber or Borat's mouth. Hell, one party's policy doesn't hinge on what comes out of Bill Maher, Keith Olbermann, or Rachel Maddow's mouths. On the other hand, the Republican party's policy does hinge on what comes out of Rush Limbaugh's mouth. Thus, why you should care what he has to say...because, after he says it, it becomes a Republican talking point.
 
2012-03-10 11:38:59 PM

animal color: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: animal color: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Mildot: [conservativedailynews.com image 590x420]

Well that just makes no sense.

/yes, i know the bible


The false equivalence of marginal left-wing trolls and the leader of the Republican Party is all he's got. Be gentle.

I did not realize Rush was appointed head of the Republican Party.



Then please pay attention. He's been the head of the Republican Party since Michael Steele tried to criticize him and then had to apologize. It was a cage match, and Rush won. Have you heard a single prominent Republican criticize him since?


Exactly.

Steele, while head of the GOP, apologozed for his rash words regarding Rush and then called Rush a "national conservative leader".

And the reason Steele ge called on the carpet? For calling Rush an entertainer.

But, he is just an entertainer. And he you need to take what he says sersious, unless its just way over the top, then it was comedy that the left just doesn't get.
 
2012-03-11 12:04:18 AM
Rush Limbaugh is a disgusting, sweaty, shallow man.

That said, who the f*ck actually gets upset at things people say? I saw the piece in question. And it was at BEST, shrug worthy. Who gives a flying funk???? People say shiat all the time. Who has the energy to get "offended" so much?

It concerns me more that people like Romney and Santorum are actually, in real life, candidates that could actually run the USA.

And while we're on the subject, it freaks me out to no end that Sarah Palin exists, and is taken SERIOUSLY by some people. And was, as Matt Damon put it, close to having the nuclear launch codes. There really are no words to describe how utterly... baffling it is that this woman was put in that position. Someone with such an extreme lack of intelligence and social awareness. My gosh.

...what was I talking about?
 
2012-03-11 12:17:29 AM
I for one welcome our new TeamCoco overlords. Beautiful tag. Beeyouutiful.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE NO JAY LENO TAGS. PLEASE

/I'm quite proud that at my age and maturity, I can still bear such a childish grudge that I haven't watched a minute of Leno since the "Don't blame Conan" debacle.
 
2012-03-11 12:20:57 AM

Mildot: [conservativedailynews.com image 590x420]


Yes phony RW moral equivelancy. When Ed Shultz called Laura Ingram a slut (political sult btw) he suspended himself. Bill Mahr called Sarah Palin a bad name not on his show but a stand up stage. And Michelle Bachman, well I'm not sure who personally insulted her unless you count the people that say her husband is a big gay but come on look at him, that's not an insult it's an observation, you'd only take it as an insult if you thought being gay was a wrong choice.
 
2012-03-11 12:28:04 AM

Mildot: [conservativedailynews.com image 590x420]


Another person who doesn't understand that people aren't upset merely over the names he called her. This was an intentional character assassination that went on for days. He didn't have to use either of those words and it still would have been just as bad. Also, he didn't just attack one person but rather a little more than 50% of the population. If it was just one person this thing would have blown over relatively quickly. But when you alienate half the US population it's going to take a while.
 
2012-03-11 12:40:37 AM
Mildot: [conservativedailynews.com image 590x420]

Man, they simply can't get out of the bubble, can they?

Nana nana, poo poo! They did it too! mommy! MOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYY!

The GOP is a party of Man children.
 
2012-03-11 12:43:47 AM
lh5.googleusercontent.com

/ Personally I find drug-addled hate-filled Dominican-boy-rapers to be repulsive, not "leaders"
// But I'm not a Republican
 
2012-03-11 12:51:32 AM

100 Watt Walrus: /you're a twat


A twat, really? Is that the best you can do? It seems like you didn't put any effort into it. But that is typical of the left. Now if I wanted to insult you, I would say something like the best part of you was the crust that formed in the crotch of your mommy's panties. And speaking of you mommy's panties, you really ought to quit sniffing the dirty ones, then maybe you could see the error of your way.

/ewwwww, skidmark
 
2012-03-11 01:28:09 AM
Still think it is sad the people care more that he called a slut a "slut" than the fact that she is complete astroturf and has no credibility whatsoever.
 
2012-03-11 01:39:54 AM
media.screened.com
 
2012-03-11 01:49:55 AM

Mildot: 100 Watt Walrus: /you're a twat

A twat, really? Is that the best you can do? It seems like you didn't put any effort into it. But that is typical of the left. Now if I wanted to insult you, I would say something like the best part of you was the crust that formed in the crotch of your mommy's panties. And speaking of you mommy's panties, you really ought to quit sniffing the dirty ones, then maybe you could see the error of your way.

/ewwwww, skidmark


The PC Left is so much worse than you, BUT WHY WON'T THEY BE MORE DISGUSTING AND DETAILED IN THEIR INSULTS?
 
2012-03-11 01:52:31 AM

Mildot: [conservativedailynews.com image 590x420]


Damn, that is a quality example of conservative humor.
 
2012-03-11 01:55:34 AM

kroonermanblack: Coco LaFemme: flyinghouse99: Hey maybe folks are going to jump on me for this, but am I the only one that doesn't really care what Rush has to say? He's just an entertainment figure, his words carry no more weight to me that the words coming out of Justin Beiber or Borat's mouth.

He's not an entertainment figure, that's the problem. If this was Howard Stern we were talking about, you'd have a point. Quit perpetuating this asstarded myth that Lush Rimjob is no different than any other shock jock on the radio -- he's not.

1) Spelling the name that way makes you look like a vindictive 11 year old girl. Stop it. It's not funny, amusing, or even insulting. It's petty and pathetic. Especially since you do it every time you post.

2) You say he is not an entertainment figure, then compare him to Stern, then say he's not any different than Stern. WTF is it?

3) I really don't care. I consider the man petty and hateful, existing only to prod people predisposed to being petty and hateful into frothing semi-awareness of possibly true facts so incredibly biased and laced through with slant that it would make Fox News twiddle thier thumbs in shame.

4) I would say the same if there were a Left wing equivalent. I'm a neutral. I don't care because there's nothing I can do about the system so fark it.


So you don't care and don't like him but you go into a Fark thread and defend him. Check. Concern troll.
 
2012-03-11 03:06:47 AM

Mildot: 100 Watt Walrus: /you're a twat

A twat, really? Is that the best you can do? It seems like you didn't put any effort into it. But that is typical of the left. Now if I wanted to insult you, I would say something like the best part of you was the crust that formed in the crotch of your mommy's panties. And speaking of you mommy's panties, you really ought to quit sniffing the dirty ones, then maybe you could see the error of your way.

/ewwwww, skidmark


10-64.com
 
2012-03-11 03:24:45 AM

Trackball: Still think it is sad the people care more that he called a slut a "slut"...


How do you know she's a slut? Because her lesbian friend needs birth control pills to prevent ovarian cysts?
 
2012-03-11 03:44:53 AM
If you're sleeping with so many dudes you need somebody else to cover for your birth control, yeah, you are a slut.
 
2012-03-11 04:09:42 AM

Not_Todd: If you're sleeping with so many dudes you need somebody else to cover for your birth control, yeah, you are a slut.


Her testimony to congress was about a friend who needs birth control pills to prevent ovarian cysts. How do you translate that into "she's sleeping with so many dudes"?
 
2012-03-11 04:14:33 AM
Oh, and p.s. the friend is a lesbian, so your "sleeping with so many dudes" theory seems unlikely.
 
2012-03-11 04:26:57 AM
It is good to see Rush bleeding out finally. It should have happened after his slurs against black people.
 
2012-03-11 05:23:47 AM
It just occured to me that the opening skit of SNL 10 March 2012 may have got the idea from Coco
 
2012-03-11 06:27:23 AM

Mildot: 100 Watt Walrus: /you're a twat

A twat, really? Is that the best you can do? It seems like you didn't put any effort into it. But that is typical of the left. Now if I wanted to insult you, I would say something like the best part of you was the crust that formed in the crotch of your mommy's panties. And speaking of you mommy's panties, you really ought to quit sniffing the dirty ones, then maybe you could see the error of your way.

/ewwwww, skidmark


img397.imageshack.us
 
2012-03-11 07:45:49 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: It is good to see Rush bleeding out finally. It should have happened after his slurs against black people.


It should have happened after he was found to be a drug addled liar and doctor shopper, but those laws only apply to poor and brown people.
 
2012-03-11 09:07:59 AM

sure haven't: Rush Limbaugh is a disgusting, sweaty, shallow man.

That said, who the f*ck actually gets upset at things people say? I saw the piece in question. And it was at BEST, shrug worthy. Who gives a flying funk???? People say shiat all the time. Who has the energy to get "offended" so much?

It concerns me more that people like Romney and Santorum are actually, in real life, candidates that could actually run the USA.

And while we're on the subject, it freaks me out to no end that Sarah Palin exists, and is taken SERIOUSLY by some people. And was, as Matt Damon put it, close to having the nuclear launch codes. There really are no words to describe how utterly... baffling it is that this woman was put in that position. Someone with such an extreme lack of intelligence and social awareness. My gosh.

...what was I talking about?



I share those concerns. If she ever gets that close again I'll do something to keep it from happening too.
 
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